My roommate and I have a different style of painting

"Let me take a look." Lu Li walked to Ge Yi's bedside, and Ge Yi handed him the diary.

The same year and month, Sunday: today I accidentally mistaken a handsome guy for a woman, and I also met a ghost by the way, well, it’s worth remembering. PS: The handsome guy is actually a natural fool, which is worth remembering.

Monday: Learned how to use a computer today, but it didn't help.I became friends with the handsome guy today, well, it is worth remembering.By the way, I saw a ghost again today, and the handsome guy chased it away.kindness.The handsome guy is a celestial master, worth commemorating. PS: The handsome guy said a long word today, which made me think that the handsome guy was OOC! ! !

"What's wrong. I'm not bad at writing."

Lu Li threw the diary to him, and said seriously, "Ugly words, stupid people."

"Fuck, you care about these things!!!"

"Then what should I care about?"

Ge Yi really wanted to say, didn't you see that it was full of my deep respect for you! ! ! !After holding back for a while, I found that saying this seemed to make me feel very thick-skinned.Seeing that he didn't respond to him, Lu Li picked up his rich mobile phone and started swiping the screen.

"By the way, how did you come up with the idea of ​​telling me about your going to the basketball club today? I was surprised, handsome guy, you would take the initiative to talk to me."

Lu Li still ignored him, then kept fumbling with his phone, and then suddenly said something

"I asked my friends what they usually do, and then some netizens asked me, are you a man or a woman. I said I was a man. Then he asked me if the other party was a man or a woman, and I said it was a man. Here is his reply, But there are some parts that I don't understand." Lu Li handed over the phone, and Ge Yi looked at the long string of words on it, wanting to beat up that netizen who called me a good person.It says:

Oh, it turned out to be a good friend, it's simple.If you are not familiar with each other, then start to share what happened to each other. Of course, after getting familiar with each other, please prepare lubricating oil by yourself. At night, dry wood and fire.Remember to put your bleep into his bleep, and then you can become real friends.Don't thank me, I'm a nice guy.

"Fuck, handsome guy, you don't really intend to do this, do you!" Ge Yi was a little mad.Lu Li still held the book of unknown age, read it carefully, frowned slightly when he heard Ge Yi's words, and said, "I still don't understand what it means to insert my beep into your beep , understand and implement later.”

"Fuck! You don't need to understand the handsome guy, don't believe what he says. Isn't your friend right in front of you? You can just ask me. Forget about what I just said!"

"But he said he was a good man."

"I never knew that handsome guys are so easy to cheat, I want to cry so much, what should I do if I feel swollen. Remember, handsome guys, just take your heart away when you get along with your friends, take it easy, take it easy!"

"En" Lu Li didn't look at him again.

Half an hour passed.An hour passed.

"Handsome guy, handsome guy, why are you ignoring me?"

"I'm wandering. My heart tells me it doesn't want to talk to you."

"Fuck!!!"

Ge Yi and Lu Li are getting along like crazy. Ever since Ge Yi said that you have to be distracted when making friends, Lu Li doesn't speak more than three words to him. Sometimes he simply uses hand gestures instead. Ge Yi looks at him and wants to kneel down. up.Ever since he mingled with Lu Li's guys on the basketball team, and saw Lu Li even chatting with his basketball teammates for more than ten words, Ge Yi felt that he was indeed deeply disgusted.

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