heart bound complex

When You Xiaofei woke up, it was already the morning of the second day, and he walked out the door in a daze with a chicken coop on his head, thinking that he was in his own home, stepped on him, almost fell down the stairs, Suddenly woke up and opened his eyes, only to find that Gu Minghua was hugging himself firmly at the bottom of the stairs.

"Brother, early" I didn't realize that I almost rolled down the stairs just now.

Gu Minghua smiled and pulled him to stand still: "How is it? Is there any discomfort?"

"No, I feel refreshed!"

Gu Minghua rubbed his head: "Then go wash your face and brush your teeth, and get ready to eat."

"Oh..." Seeing that the eldest brother turned and left, You Xiaofei also turned around, but with a thud, he was hit directly against the wall.

"It hurts!" You Xiaofei crouched down and hugged his head.

"You are already stupid, but if you bump into him again, don't be even more stupid." Someone walked by behind, and even the voice that came home with this disgust floated from behind.

You Xiaofei turned to stare at him viciously.

Are you smart?You are shrewd and capable, so be careful not to hit a wall like me!

then……

Boom!

"Ah! It hurts!" Gu Mingcheng really hit the wall, and it seemed that he bumped into it in a daze, it was even more stupid!

You Xiaofei stared at the sky speechlessly, the corners of his mouth twitching.

I actually didn't think about anything, right!I'm straight!right!I'm not actually laughing!Puff ha ha ha... so stupid!

There were only four people at the breakfast table.

You Xiaofei, new father Gu Wei, new eldest brother Gu Minghua, and... new second brother Gu Mingcheng with a hemostatic patch on his nose!

"What's the matter with your nose?" The eldest brother was very concerned about his younger brother's situation.

Gu Mingcheng's face was very ugly: "It's nothing..."

"He wanted to practice the Iron Nose Kung Fu himself! So he bumped into the wall by himself!" You Xiaofei answered quickly!This sounds like the rhythm of being stupid!

Gu Mingcheng: ...

Gu Minghua was taken aback: "Iron nose skill?"

Gu Mingcheng gritted his teeth: "Brother, don't listen to him..."

"This is the essence of our Chinese Kung Fu!" You Xiaofei answered again: "Even a nose with copper skin and iron bones can kill a person!"

Gu Minghua looked at his younger brother with a gentle smile: "It's a good thing that you are interested in Chinese Kung Fu, but don't lose your sense of proportion, or you will damage your brain."

Gu Mingcheng: ...

You Xiaofei bit his chopsticks, with a cheerful expression on his face: "Didn't the second brother have even used the iron head skill? It should not be broken, unless it is possible to hit steel." This is the more stupid rhythm!

Gu Mingcheng almost crushed the bowl in his hand: "When did I say that I have practiced Iron Head Kung Fu?"

You Xiaofei looked at him innocently: "Isn't it? When I was in the hospital, my father said that you had learned it, and that I could discuss it with you later?" Turning his head to look at his silent father, You Xiaofei was very upset. Good baby: "Dad, did I remember wrongly?" If you want to say that I remembered wrongly, I immediately dragged my mother back to China and never communicated with each other. Although I admitted you, you and my mother have not registered yet. Is it a formal wedding with a big feast? ! ! !

Closing his eyes, Gu Wei said calmly: "Although your second brother has practiced, but after all, Houhuo is not enough..."

"It's okay." You Xiaofei gritted his teeth, "I can teach him!"

Gu Wei: ...

Because You Xiaofei has just been discharged from the hospital, and his body still needs rest and recuperation, so there is nothing wrong for now, but Gu Minghua and Gu Mingcheng are different.

After breakfast, Gu Minghua had to go to work in the company, and Gu Mingcheng had to go to school. The last year of university was his busy time, so he didn't have time to cultivate a relationship with his new brother at home, and then all of a sudden the dinner table The remaining unrelated father and son have big eyes and small eyes.

"Why are you staring at me when you don't eat?" Gu Wei finally asked him after being frightened by the look.

You Xiaofei blinked his eyes and tilted his head slightly: "Actually, I'm curious, why do you like my mother?"

Gu Wei: ...

You Xiaofei supported his chin with one hand, and continued to stare at his new father: "My mother is very powerful, but has a bad temper. Although she is good-looking, she still has such a charm even in her 30s, but she is full of vitality. It's not something that ordinary people can bear, and besides... he still took me with him, Dad, you look so cool and rich, you are like a diamond king, although you are married, and your two sons are older than me, but Generally, don’t half-way couples like you prefer to live by themselves and organize their own new family? Why do you need to bring three oil bottles? Aren’t you afraid of being ruined?”

"So all in all, you've been thinking about your mother and me being dumped all day long, right?"

Hearing this helpless voice, You Xiaofei and Gu Wei turned their heads at the same time.

On the second floor, the mother wore a white dress and trousers, rubbed her hair and went down the stairs, staring at her son helplessly: "What? You're fine now, so you're starting to arrange me?"

"Absolutely not!" You Xiaofei said solemnly: "I was actually telling my father that you are very beautiful! You can go out of the living room and into the kitchen! You can go up the mountain of knives and go down the sea of ​​fire. You are a good wife behind a successful man. There is no one of the best!"

Mom is dizzy, what kind of mess is this?

puff……

The new dad had a rare laugh.

Well, this little boy is as cute as his face!

Early in the morning, he happily sent the new father and mother out of the house. You Xiaofei immediately went straight to the second floor, turned on the computer in a hurry, stared at the computer screen with glowing eyes, and just opened the webpage. Immediately, a window popped up on the screen, and then I heard the voice of the sweet girl who seemed to have been there before: "You have new news, please check it out."

The voice was so familiar, it immediately made You Xiaofei startled, and his heart was twisted into a ball instantly, which made him close the page in a hurry, and then he could only stare at the coffee cat on the computer desk in a daze.

Really...why am I panicking?

Funny, You Xiaofei clicked on the webpage again, but the voice just now did not come.Sliding the mouse, You Xiaofei was so bored that he wanted to find some games to play, but he didn’t know what to play. After all, as a rookie in online games, he couldn’t play difficult ones. People bring themselves?I heard that some large-scale online games also bring guilds to learn from?Thinking of this, You Xiaofei also casually clicked on a forum on the game website, only to see that there was a guild recruiting people.

"What guild?" Muttering, You Xiaofei clicked in to have a look.It is a newly launched large-scale online game, and the recruiter's guild named "Flying Ascension" has a slightly strange name, called Hunjiang Worm.

puff……!

You Xiaofei laughed immediately.

"It's that idiot who got the name. He's so lacking in arrogance. Others call him a dragon. You're so good, you just turned into a worm. It's strange that someone went there." You Xiaofei continued to slide the mouse, and just turned over. One page, just look at the red framed post floating on the first floor of the second page, with more than a hundred replies, and the name of the red bar has that Hunjiang worm.

"What's the situation?" You Xiaofei was suspicious, so he simply clicked in and took a look, and then he saw a long row of people applying to join the guild.

"The popularity is so high, so it seems that the president of this guild should be very powerful?" Narrowing his eyes, You Xiaofei looked carefully at the page again, and finally found the joining method and contact information.

A YY voice thing, just enter a nickname.

Lame eyebrow, You Xiaofei is starting to feel a little bit pained, what nickname should I choose?

Last time, it seemed that he was playing some game, but it turned out that something had happened just after he started playing, and You Xiaofei couldn’t remember what happened, anyway, he only knew that he was in the hospital when he woke up. What game are you playing?

It's like a prehistoric game...

"Honghuang..." You Xiaofei murmured: "I remember in the mythology, didn't there appear a particularly awesome demon god in the time of Honghuang...what's his name?"

Tapping with five fingers on the keyboard for a while, You Xiaofei's eyes lit up, as if he remembered something, and then... Chi You was entered into the nickname column by him, and even the profile picture of You Xiaofei was replaced with a tauren face The shape of a beast.

"It's so cool!" You Xiaofei was very satisfied, he pressed the Enter key, and with a ding, he entered a worm's guild, and then he heard a cute loli voice

"Welcome newcomers, please deduct 1 for finding someone, deduct 2 for hanging out, and deduct 4 for prostitution"

Then You Xiaofei conveniently pressed 4.

Wait, what's going on?prostitution?

With his eyes wide open, You Xiaofei seemed to realize what the last sentence he heard just now was.

When he was not asked any questions, there was another furious voice from the computer: "Damn! Pudding, don't bring someone to the guild whenever you come in, at least ask him if he can play? You don't know that there are no online games. Is it hard to bring an experienced rookie?"

Pudding immediately responded domineeringly: "If you can't take on a newcomer, it means you are incompetent. Who can you blame? When Shen Da took you, you were a rookie, and Shen Da never complained about you? Well, Shen Da Not to mention, that fellow approached you premeditatedly, so he didn't complain, but what about Jieda? All the rookies Jieda brought in at the beginning have now become veterans, and you are still on the verge of falling apart , since you are so incompetent and unable to bring in newcomers, then you might as well get rid of your name as an elder, so as not to waste resources."

This girl... is amazing...

You Xiaofei was startled.

The voice seemed even more furious: "Fuck! Say labor and capital are incompetent! Then why don't you try it out!"

Pudding snorted coldly: "Just try it, I'm afraid of you"

Wait... What's wrong with this situation?Didn't I come to join the trade union to find someone to bring online games?

You Xiaofei felt a little messy in the wind.Then there was another ding sound from the computer, and You Xiaofei didn't understand who came in again, and then he heard Pudding's momentum changed, and he was very wronged: "Shen Da, your little shou asked me to have sex, Shen Da, are you No, otherwise, how dare your little shou do this kind of wall-climbing thing?"

"Damn!!!" You Xiaofei heard the sound of smashing the keyboard.

"I can't do it anymore?" Another male voice sounded a little thick and with a bit of lowered lips. The tone of a smile that was not a smile made people feel relieved: "I remember that I didn't delete a recording last time, so I'll play it for you first. Let's see if it works."

"don't want!!!"

What recording?

You Xiaofei is also very curious and gossip.

But in the next second he was completely petrified.

because--!The sudden sound from the computer was obviously a man's panting and moaning, and it was very ecstasy!

Fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!

You Xiaofei exploded immediately.

After all, this is a wonderful guild, why does it even have such a thing!And listening to this voice, it seems to be the guy who blew his hair just now!

Sitting on the chair, You Xiaofei felt a bit Spartan, just thinking about exiting quickly and looking for another normal human guild to check the situation, but he didn't expect that at this time, the door of the room was suddenly opened by someone, You Xiaofei turned around in horror, and saw Gu Minghua standing by the door with a frosty face, staring at him.

"Big brother... Big brother! Listen to my explanation!" You Xiaofei yelled desolately.

But inside the computer, the ecstasy groan also yelled: "Ugh...it's too bad, my husband! Please let me go...!"

You Xiaofei's knees softened, and he completely knelt down.

Gu Minghua's face became even colder: "Are you watching an A-movie?"

"No! I'm playing a game!" You Xiaofei immediately defended.

But inside the computer, it continued to yell: "Husband! It's too deep!"

You Xiaofei wanted to cry without tears.

Why didn't I remember to turn off the computer first.

After 10 minutes, You Xiaofei knelt on the keyboard with a bitter expression on his face. He really just wanted to play a game!

The author has something to say: I don’t go to work tomorrow, so I’m here to catch bugs tonight O(∩_∩)O