don't kill me

It was early morning when we got home.

Chu Feng went to take a hot shower, and it was almost one o'clock in the evening when he came out.

Chu Hong still didn't come back.

Their new house is about [-] square meters, but because they just moved in, they didn't have time to buy many things, so it looked a bit empty.

Perhaps because of the night, Chu Feng suddenly felt a little lonely.

After returning to the room and lying down, Chu Feng sent a message to Chu Hong, telling him to go to bed early at night, and then added a sentence, asking Chu Hong what he would like to eat for lunch tomorrow, and he went back to the vegetable market to buy it in the morning.

But Chu Hong didn't know if he was busy or what he was doing, so he didn't reply.

Chu Feng sighed faintly, and just put the phone by his pillow to take a rest, but the next second, the screen of the phone suddenly lit up again.

Chu Feng quickly turned on his phone, only to find that it was from Qiao Ye.

Qiao Ye's profile picture is an anime orange cat working hard on cat food, and there is a barbell next to the rice bowl.

Chu Feng felt that the image of the orange cat actually fits Qiao Ye very well - both of them are very edible. Chu Feng was forced to sit at the same table with Qiao Ye for dinner once, huh, no exaggeration, Qiao Ye The amount of food Ye Ye eats almost catches up with him in a day.

Qiao Ye: Are you home yet?

Chu Feng: Hmm.

It had been almost 10 minutes since he got home. Even if it was a tortoise, he would have crawled home. Qiao Ye's question was not nutritious at all.

However, based on the politeness that people should have when communicating with each other, Chu Feng still replied——

Chu Feng: Have you arrived home yet?

Qiao Ye came back quickly: Well, we're home.

Seeing this, Chu Feng responded with a little rabbit saying "OK".

The wechat he and Qiao Ye just added.

Recalling the scene just now, Chu Feng felt unhappy again.

Qiao Ye sent him directly downstairs in the community. After saying goodbye to the other party, he was just about to go upstairs, but the next second, Qiao Ye hooked his collar and pulled him back.

Chu Feng was still a little dazed, and raised his head to look at Qiao Ye inexplicably: "Why... what's wrong?"

Qiao Ye didn't reply right away, but took out the phone from his pocket, found his WeChat QR code in front of Chu Feng, handed it to Chu Feng, and said concisely: "Add me on WeChat."

His movements were extremely natural and serious. Seeing that Chu Feng hadn't responded for a long time, he even raised his eyebrows. He was obviously joking, but his tone was extremely serious: "Why, you have already added Liu Yueya on your own initiative, so why don't you take the initiative to add it?" me?"

At the end of the sentence, he added with a sense of accusation: "For your initiative, I folded a mobile phone and left it with Lao Zhao."

Only then did Chu Feng realize that Qiao Ye was holding a new mobile phone.

He instinctively remembered what happened in the class before, and he wanted to laugh for a while. For the first time, he had a little change in Qiao Ye.This person seems to just look fierce, but he is actually that bad.

At the same time, he felt that Qiao Ye's competitiveness was really strange.

Chu Feng thought that he was so pitiful, and after thinking about it, he showed kindness, took out his mobile phone, and took the initiative to add Qiao Ye's WeChat.

It's just that Qiao Ye upholds his usual low-key style. When he saw Chu Feng's profile picture, he couldn't help laughing: "The profile picture is SpongeBob SquarePants, and the id is Pai Daxing. How much do you like SpongeBob SquarePants?"

At that time Chu Feng suddenly felt that he was not pitiful at all, and regretted his kind initiative.

He obviously didn't laugh at the other party's crazy cat.

Thinking of this, Chu Feng wrapped himself in the quilt, and poked Qiao Ye's head as if to retaliate, but he didn't pay attention, and accidentally poked twice in a row.

Chu Feng: "..."

Looking at the latest system reminder that popped up on the screen, Chu Feng fell into an indescribable silence——

[I patted the little heart of 'Qiao Ye'. 】

Help ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! !

Chu Feng suddenly threw the phone aside, buried his whole body in the quilt, and rolled on the bed a few times, the expression on his face was almost distorted.

The embarrassment is fine, why is Qiao Ye's patting so strange? !

Why is this person so strange! ! !

Small heart, small heart! ! !

Just at this time, the notification tone of WeChat suddenly rang, which was especially clear in the quiet environment.

Chu Feng clearly knew that he shouldn't turn on the phone at this time, but...he couldn't help it, like a cat was scratching in his heart, and asked him to open it, he was really struggling, about Ten seconds later, tremblingly, he reached out and took the phone back.

Chu Feng blushed, took a deep breath, and after making sufficient mental preparations, he unlocked his phone and clicked on WeChat.

The phone screen was still on the interface where he was chatting with Qiao Ye just now.

Qiao Ye sent him two WeChat messages in total——

Qiao Ye: Why did you pat my little heart?

Qiao Ye: It makes me feel really embarrassed.

Chu Feng: "..."

He closed his eyes in pain.

God, let the world be destroyed.

However, God never let him go. Seeing that he didn't reply, Qiao Ye sent another message——

Qiao Ye: What's the matter with you, you pretended to be dead after slapping someone's heart?

Chu Feng wanted to cry.

Now he suddenly missed the penguin auto-reply function in the past.

If possible, he would like to set an automatic reminder of 'I'm dead, burn paper if something happens'.

Anyway, the message is definitely not replyable.

Based on the principle that as long as I don't reply to the message, this incident will never happen, Chu Feng quickly exited the chat page with Qiao Ye, and in order to divert his attention, he subconsciously clicked on Moments.

However, who knew that he still underestimated the destructive power of Qiao Ye. As soon as he opened his circle of friends, the first post was the news that Qiao Ye just posted.

A line of big characters is particularly eye-catching - "The school flower added my WeChat and patted my little heart." "

The following adheres to the practice of showing the truth with pictures, and attaching their chat records just now.

Chu Feng: "..."

So is this a public execution?

Seeing this, Chu Feng felt that he was about to suffocate, and he wanted to blow up his phone.

Is it still too late for him to blackmail Qiao Ye?

This person lying on his list is a scourge! ! !

In the situation of extreme embarrassment and collapse, Chu Feng was still a little numb. He covered his face with his hand. After a few seconds, he opened his eyes to look at his phone. There were already several comments under Qiao Ye's comment. .

Sunflower: "Brother Ye, we have to lose face!!!"

Wu Fan: "Hey, I already have the WeChat account of Xiaohua."

Liu Yueya: "What a dog man, you are the last one in your class who has Chu Feng's WeChat."

Qiao Ye only replied to Liu Yueya: "Woman, you are just jealous."

Liu Yueya: "Heh. Sister, next time you use a little more strength and directly smash through his heart."

Liu Yueya: "I'm sorry I made a mistake, it's my brother."

Seeing this, Chu Feng was silent again: "..."

What the hell is a sister?

But to be honest, smashing Qiao Ye's heart through is really a very good suggestion.

5 minutes.

Chu Feng really didn't have the guts to visit Qiao Ye's circle of friends anymore. He took a deep breath, turned off his phone, and tried his best to comfort himself in his heart.

It's okay, it's just WeChat.

As long as he pretends not to know, he won't die.

Thinking of this, Chu Feng held the phone further away, and silently recited the rule of 'Qiao Ye, stay away from me', and began to look for the drowsiness he had dissipated.

this evening.

The great white shark in the dream turned into a meowing orange cat.

-

The next day.

Chu Feng didn't fall asleep until after two o'clock in the morning last night, and it was almost ten o'clock when he woke up.

After glancing at the time, Chu Feng yawned lazily, and after lying on the bed for a while, he got up and opened the door to wash.

It's just that he just opened the door, and before he had time to go to the bathroom, he suddenly heard a rustling sound coming from the kitchen.Chu Feng's heart moved, and he hurriedly walked towards the kitchen.

"father!"

After seeing the familiar figure, Chu Feng's eyes lit up, and the last bit of drowsiness disappeared without a trace. He rushed forward and hugged Chu Hong from behind.

Chu Hong was preparing lunch when he was suddenly hugged by Chu Feng from behind, and smiled: "My little ancestor, why did you sleep so late today? Did you stay up late last night?"

After speaking, Chu Hong turned on the tap water and washed his hands, then turned to look at Chu Feng: "Huh? Why are the dark circles under your eyes so heavy?"

When he was with Chu Hong, Chu Feng was always very relaxed. Hearing this, he let go of Chu Hong and sighed: "I was quarreled by cats all night last night."

"Huh?" Chu Hong was stunned for a moment: "Is there a cat in the house?"

"No." Chu Feng waved his hand, a little embarrassed to say what happened, paused, and said casually: "Well, I just had a dream."

Chu Hong is just 40 years old this year, but he looks like he is about 35 or six years old.He probably just came back from the company, he was still wearing a well-tailored suit, and the corners of his eyebrows and eyes still had a bit of gentle sharpness.

Chu Feng once heard from an old classmate of Chu Hong that Chu Hong was a popular figure in the school when he was young, but unexpectedly he gave birth to a son, and he was born out of blue and out of blue.

They said that he inherited Chu Hong's bone appearance and his mother's facial features.

After Chu Hong wiped off the water stains on his hands, he looked Chu Feng up and down, and after a long while, he said, "Well, I was too anxious yesterday before I had time to look at it. My baby seems to have lost weight."

Chu Feng scratched his hair in embarrassment: "Actually not."

There is an electronic scale in the dormitory. He weighed it last time, and it was only about two catties worse than before. It is difficult to detect anything with the naked eye.

"Still said no." Chu Hong glanced at Chu Feng, and said, "Your face has lost a lot of weight."

Saying that, Chu Hong withdrew Chu Feng from the kitchen, and said, "Hurry up and wash up, Dad will make you a big meal later."