A Star Reborn Chronicle

After a long time, there were countless legends about Lu Yanzhi and Fang Yucheng circulating on the star network.

#Today some people are swiping again and they saw the legendary Orange Juice number. Are these people stupid?

#前种吃蓝, is there still someone talking about the orange juice number?

#科智一下, the Orange Juice is the exclusive spaceship in the legend of the two Gods of War of the Federation. I don’t know if it’s true or not. There are still photos of the Orange Juice’s unique shape in the textbooks.

#Speaking of the two gods of war, it would be great if those who blindly worshiped the gods of war and insisted on writing them into their textbooks could also take a history test [crying]

#Upstairs Speaking of the history exam, I was shocked. Is it possible that the upstairs sisters are going to start the public history exam?

#harm, isn’t it? It’s true that that period of history was full of ups and downs, but so many test sites are also true!I don’t know why, when I saw that period of history was made into a film and television drama, I was very interested in CP, but it really made me test the history of that period of time, and I think the Federation wanted to kill me.

#People who are driven crazy by the exam+1

#Who would have thought that although we can play textbook-level cp in history textbooks, we have to take so many exam questions that are not like normal people can do?

#But aren't we talking about the Orange Juice?

#Orangejuice number?The legendary story of the legendary spaceship, the test point x3 in the history textbook, who couldn't think about it and brought up this topic again?

#It’s not, the Orange Juice disappeared as early as the first time the two war gods said they were taking their precious son on a trip.

#The ridiculous thing is that during that time, there seemed to be countless people who felt that the two gods of war did not come out to contribute to the earth's civilization during the critical period of the construction of the earth's civilization, and ridiculed them.

#Their speeches are quite interesting, but don’t there still be people like that?It’s not that the two gods of war were the only ones who were ridiculed. In fact, the empire was not spared. The emperor Toynbi and the generals of the empire who resigned after the civilization upgrade commendation conference were all ridiculed...

#Hahaha Why did you bring up this matter again upstairs? They have made such a great contribution. It is too miserable to be criticized by netizens even if they want to take a break.

#Actually the funniest thing is that after a lot of praise for the two gods of war in the textbook, it also added a sentence that was ridiculed by netizens in a certain year and a certain month, my God, is that really a textbook?I was confused when I saw such a history textbook for the first time...

#Upstairs, I see people who have not yet taken the history test. The truth is, not only is this written in the history textbook, but it will also be tested during the test hahaha... At that time, among the bunch of insinuating curse words in the history topic options, I was asked to choose Which sentence comes out is not scolding the two gods of war, it really makes me laugh to death!

#Thank you upstairs, I was laughed at.

#Upstairs is off topic, isn’t the focus on the orange juice number?Someone saw Orange Juice again!

#But in the past few years, not one or two have seen Orange Juice, and we can't comment on them one by one.

# That's what I said, but why is this post still so popular?

#Upstairs sharp, why are there so many people posting on this rotten street topic?

#Is our life too boring?

#Didn’t there be a group of Zerg crossing the border a few days ago, eating a planet’s... chocolate?

#Speaking of Zerg is the funniest thing, right?

# What is upstairs talking about?Didn't the history books say that the appearance of the Zerg back then was like a buffer transit, and all human beings visible to the naked eye were regarded as the Zerg's food reserves?Why did someone still laugh when they mentioned the Zerg?

#Speaking of this is really funny, a few months ago, it seems that people from a planet suddenly found that the Zerg seemed to be revived, and suddenly came back. At that time, many countries and forces were frightened, and they all pulled up the cordon. In order not to cause panic, the public was not informed of the incident.Then a rather interesting thing happened.

#Curious, we haven't heard of it here, is the information so closed now?

#It’s not really, it’s a funny thing, even the people who live on that planet don’t want to admit it, when they were ready to deal with the Zerg, those Zerg did appear, but they were all directed at that planet Went to a chocolate factory on the top!

#That’s an entire industrial chain of chocolate production lines, and ten huge chocolate warehouses, the stuff inside will soon be shipped to other planets, for the people on that whole planet, that’s the most important thing on their planet Source of income.

#But those Zerg...

#That’s right, the Zerg, those Zergs rushed into the chocolate factory and ate all the chocolate!

#Who dares to believe this situation?If it weren't for my family living next to the factory, I would have laughed out loud when I heard this.It's a pity that things happened to me, and I only have one word for my current mood: Beep the dog.

#Upstairs you are actually pretty good, someone in my family works in that factory, but not on the main production line, you don’t know, at that time he witnessed a group of flying Zerg, even the packaging bags on their production line are not Let it go, though, I heard that no one in the factory was affected.

#I don’t know why, but when I saw the speech upstairs, I felt like laughing a little hahahaha...

#However, although?

#One of my relatives also said that those Zergs were all caught after eating chocolate, and now people on that planet are thinking about how to deal with those Zergs.

#Zerg This kind of thing used to be a nightmare for people, but now it has been reduced to the point of grabbing chocolate with humans?

#One thing to say, I wonder if those Zergs have mutated.

#肉食的虫痫养费物质 Sounds like a good genetic mutation, but why are they targeting my favorite chocolate?

#upstairs?What kind of chocolate is it?

#Inspiration Chocolate!It's the chocolate that went viral after Emperor Toynby of the Empire posted it on Starnet once after he retired!

#你说这个说我想着了我已经在官方网站使用的[-]boxes of inspiration chocolates haven’t arrived yet, so maybe they’ll be eaten by Zerg too, right?

#InspirationchocolateOfficial V: Don’t be impatient, please be safe, your chocolate is already on the way before the arrival of the Zerg, and it has not arrived yet because the distance between the Federation and the Empire is too far away, and it has nothing to do with the Zerg incident [ cry】

#That is to say, the Zerg incident is real?

# Upstairs found a blind spot.

#飞越星官方V: Now that so many people know about this matter, let’s make an official announcement that Feiyue Planet has indeed caught a batch of chocolate-eating Zerg. Now I very much hope that there will be a large laboratory to take over these mutant Zerg. , Our planet is about to be eaten and bankrupt by them!

To be precise, these bugs are like clones. Although we caught a lot of them, there will be some tiny bugs on these big Zergs at night, and they will steal chocolate persistently. Now our planet’s inventory is almost It's eaten up!

#Although, why didn't Feiyue star kill those Zerg directly?

#飞越星官方V: But there is an expert who asked us to raise these Zergs first, and then sell them to those large laboratories that need to study Zergs...

#So did the official listen to what the experts said?

#Hahahaha I feel a little funny.

#Although the approach is a bit funny, but maybe it can really sell for money @太馆first研究院@帝国研究中心

#Why?It seems that the research institute has responded, and I really plan to buy those wonderful Zerg!

#Then should we congratulate the official?

#Congratulations to the official.

#Congratulations official +!

#Although this incident is very funny, should we talk about the building where we were crooked to nowhere?So what is this topic talking about?

#It should be orange juice, right?The shape of the spaceship is quite unique. I heard that there are quite a few people who saw it. It was found not far from the Gate of Friendship. It looks like there are pictures...

#Actually, I think it is not impossible even if the orange juice number appears now, right?Have you forgotten that the two war gods had children back then...

#Speaking of that child, was his nickname called Zai Zai before?

#Yeah yeah!The photos of Zai Zai when he was a child are really super cute!It's a pity that the Zhanshen family didn't post any more photos when they went on a trip, and I don't know what happened now...

#I remember Zai Zai seems to have only one picture in total, right?It seems that it was secretly photographed at the birthday party.

#What stealing is afraid, it is clearly an aboveboard shooting!That photo was originally uploaded from His Majesty Toynby's optical brain, and it was taken with Zai Zai's permission. How can it be said to be a candid shot? 【狗头】

#Yes, the one-month-old cub agrees if he doesn’t object! [Confident jpj] [Dog head] [Toynby's original words picture jpg]

#Yes, everyone knows that no objection means agreement [狗头]

#Upstairs seems to know something we don't know...

#I seem to have discovered some secret...

#who cares!Zai Zai is super cute even as a child!Come back with Orange Juice when you grow up

#No!That is a handsome guy!Prosperous beauty!The rebirth of the male god, my God [screaming jpg]

#Upstairs seems a little crazy?

# Having said that, I suddenly have a very serious question, do you know the names of the children of the two gods of war?

#ha?Does God of War's child have a name?

#感烈很同问，Does anyone know the name of the child of God of War?

#Don’t know, it was only rumored that the two gods of war had a child. It seemed that there was a celebration once when the child was full moon, but there was no news after that.

What's the name of #贵崾?A God of War fan said he didn't know 【狗头】

#It seems that Zai Zai is a nickname, right?As for daimyo?Damn, how could we possibly know such hidden things?

#回上上, exclusive news, it is said that the child of the gods of war is called Lu Chengzhi.

#Upstairs are you trying to laugh at me to death and watch the joke?How about some snacks when making up names?Are the two Gods of War the ones who would name their children Orange Juice?You probably read too many stupid novels, right?

The boy who used to be called Zai Zai and now called Lu Chengzhi glanced at the replies on his brain, and curled his lips in boredom.

These people are really strange, obviously they asked the question themselves, but now he is being ridiculed for answering it so seriously. Sure enough, the Federation is as meaningless as the two old men said.

The boy whose face seemed to have been kissed by God left the spaceship, called the friends around him, and left the public spaceship.

"Little A, take me to eat the legendary delicacies of the Federation!"

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