Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

Peter Parker wants to make money to subsidize his family. According to him, he would have a part-time job in the past, but now he has become a Spiderman. School and being a Spiderman have taken up his time so much that he can't spare it at all. Extra time to come.

His good friend Ned saw his frown and asked him what was the matter.

After Peter Parker talked about his troubles, of course omitting the part about Spiderman, Ned thought for a while and said, "Isn't your manual work very good? I've seen you picking up things from the trash before." You can try to do this no-cost business by assembling the things you bought into a working computer. You can put the things you assembled on eBay to sell. I think there are still quite a few people who like antiques, at least that computer in your house, I remember it was produced when I was in elementary school, and I still miss it when I think about it.”

Peter Parker: "..."

Ned thought he thought it was a bad idea, and immediately patted his chest and said, "Really, you can check it out on eBay, there are people selling everything there, and the hottest thing recently is autographed photos of superheroes." !"

Not only autographed photos, there are many people who ask for various personal items of superheroes, and they also offered Peter Parker unimaginable high prices, he couldn't help but think of something: "Speaking of which, I have a photo with SuperDog. "

Ned danced when he heard it: "What! How did you have it? God, why didn't you ever say that, Peter, how cool is that."

Peter Parker scratched his cheek: "Well, that was a long time ago, and I spent five dollars."

Ned: "??"

Peter Parker showed the group photo to Ned, and Ned immediately made a Vulcan gesture and shouted excitedly: "Live and prosper." In that group photo, the pitcher plant is actually It's more than a "V", but its claws are not so far apart, so it's very similar to the Vulcan gesture.

"It has almost never taken a photo with other people. If you take this photo together, it will definitely make other people envious, at least Flash will, although he likes Spider-Man the most now." Flash is the bully of their school, It's still the kind of very popular student who is surrounded by people wherever he goes. He often bullies Peter Parker and often makes fun of him.

Little Spider: "What!"

Ned: "Why are you so shocked?"

The little spider quickly said: "No, I mean, I actually like Spider-Man too."

"He's pretty cool, no matter what, he's cooler than the two of us," Ned sighed. As a low-level member of the school, he was also very helpless. "Peter, you should take this photo out to let other people look at it differently." Yes, let them know that we nerds still have our luck!"

The little spider suddenly remembered that it was approached by the pitcher plant to beg for a full meal not long ago, and shivered: "Don't do it."

"Or you pretend to post it on Twitter by mistake, and then delete it in seconds—by the way, how many people are following you on Twitter now?"

The little spider shrugged, saying nothing.

Ned was discouraged, and suddenly he slapped his thigh and said, "I figured it out. Let's put it on eBay, fill in an astronomical figure, and then I'll pretend to mention it in school by accident. The popularity of SuperDog is incredible." It’s tall, most of the girls in our school like it very much, and think it’s cute.”

"Really?" Peter Parker thought of Liz, the girl he had a crush on, and remembered that she had a SuperDog mobile phone pendant, and when he thought of the time when he could chat with her and have common topics, he agreed with Ned with a smirk. proposal, and then when filling in the price, he fumbled a few times: "$999?"

Ned: "The price? What if someone actually takes it?"

Peter Parker thought for a while and added another nine. Ned held his chin and said, "One more, no, two."

In the end, the price became "$999999". Peter Parker counted it again, felt the weight of the price, and said to Ned, "I think it's almost the same."

Ned nodded accordingly, and then talked to Peter Parker about how to act in school tomorrow, so as not to appear artificial. Both of them are quite clueless, after all, they are not good at such things.At this time, Peter Parker's cell phone made a "ding" sound. He picked it up and looked at it, and was suddenly dumbfounded.

Ned asked quickly, "What's the matter?"

Peter Parker swallowed and said, "It was filmed!"

Ned was also taken aback: "No way? That's one million yuan short of one million. Who is so wealthy? What are we going to do now?"

Peter Parker thought for a while and said: "I have to tell the other party that this is a misunderstanding, I didn't really think about selling it."

"Well, get in touch then," Ned went on. "Well, we should have added a few more nines, but that would be too deliberate, although 999999 isn't much better."

Peter Parker: "...It just occurred to me that we could just casually say I have a picture together, and there's no point in putting it up on eBay."

Ned: "...how did you not think of it just now?"

Peter Parker: "..." Didn't he only think of Liz just now?

Young Huaichun is always a poem.

It's hard to say, Little Spider hurriedly contacted the buyer to clear up the misunderstanding, but he sent many private messages one after another without getting a reply from the other party, pretending that Little Spider wanted Ned to check the other party for him When the real name, the other party actually sent an email to his mobile phone first:

"No one has ever dared to fool me like this, and you were the first, Mr. Peter Parker."

Peter: "!!"

Ned: "!!"

Ned: "...you're anonymous on eBay, aren't you?"

Peter Parker said stiffly, "I am."

Then came a text message: "Please open your bedroom window now, or I will take drastic measures."

"!!!" x2

Ned was taken aback by the atmosphere created by these two text messages: "Peter Peter."

Peter Parker pursed his lips and said, "This has nothing to do with you, Ned, you should leave my house now."

Ned: "No, no, no, I am also responsible for this matter. I shouldn't prove that we can drag you into the water. We can figure out a way together. By the way, call 911, no, the other party is so rich and so rich Capable, the police will never match him. We contacted the Avengers, but we don't have their contact information—"

Peter Parker quickly said, "Ned, calm down! I don't think the other party is malicious." At least his spider sensor didn't respond.

Ned: "Isn't that malicious?"

Peter Parker rolled his eyes and said, "If he really meant something malicious, shouldn't he have heard everything we said? But he didn't take the extraordinary measures he said—"

"He's right."

A somewhat familiar voice came from outside the window, "What's wrong with all the children now, do they all have persecution paranoia?"

"..." x2

Then the two of them looked at each other, looking stiffly at the golden-red figure that appeared outside the window: "Iron Man!!"

That's right, it's not Tony Stark who is so rich, so idle and so wicked.At the moment, Lin Ning, who is also a local tyrant and has bad tastes, is not free. She is still fighting wits with the United Nations and other country delegations; and Black Panther, who is more local than both of them, obviously does not have such bad tastes. Kanda entertains Queen Frigga enthusiastically, and Black Panther doesn't pay attention to New York's good neighbor Spider-Man.

Anyway, Peter Parker was called down by Tony Stark, and his brother Ned, who had lived and died with him before, abandoned him happily after getting a photo and signature from Tony Stark .

Peter Parker: "..."

Peter Parker was taken into the Avengers Building by Tony Stark in this way. Before he had time to recall the difference between the current Avengers Building and the ones he had seen before, he saw another dog in the group photo, and Its good partner cape.

Tony Stark said casually: "Oh, the two of them are here to apply for a task, so as to feed a bad-tempered mage."

"Hey? But isn't Ms. Emilia Wood supporting SuperDog? Ms. Wood is ranked third on the latest Forbes rich list, just below you." The little spider didn't see Tony Stark Looking at his face, he simply said with emotion: "I didn't expect His Majesty the King of Wakanda to be so rich, but it's understandable after thinking about it. Zhenjin is the most precious metal now."

Tony Stark was not very convinced: "It is only because of meteorites from the sky that we can rank first. Who would have thought that Emilia and I have created wealth that is difficult for ordinary people to rely on our genius brains."

"Ms. Wood is self-made, that's right." Little Spider paused and then changed the topic: "I mean, although you first inherited the billions of property left to you by your father, Stark Industries created everything under your leadership. What's more, you are still Iron Man, a superhero that everyone admires, and I am your super fan, really."

Tony Stark smiled and said, "You're a good kid."

Peter Parker: "...so can you move the palm cannon out of my way?"

Tony Stark was not embarrassed at all: "Of course."

Peter Parker: ".....the last sentence I said is true, I'm your big fan!"

Tony Stark raised his eyebrows: "Really? I thought you were a big fan of pitcher plants, otherwise you wouldn't have priced your photo together at $100 million, so it can be seen that the group photo is in your mind status."

Peter Parker waved his hands again and again: "No, no, that's a misunderstanding. I definitely didn't intend to sell that group photo. I just didn't expect... someone to take it."

Tony Stark completed his suspicious pause: "You mean to say you were taken for a ride?"

Before Peter could say anything, the cloak flew over with a pitcher plant wrapped in it. The two brothers obviously heard the $100 million, even though they were not very human-eating, but who made the cloak be thrifty? Housekeeping, Nepenthes also knows that US$100 million is not a small amount. Although it may eat more than this amount of dog food, it does not hold financial power and has no specific understanding of money. .

Right now the pitcher plant was staring at Peter Parker with deep eyes, wanting him to explain, but before that, it tilted its head, sniffed him again, and realized that he was the spider spirit from before, and grinned. It opened its bloody small mouth, revealing its small white teeth, which has an evil, charming and mad temperament.

perhaps.

The cloak also realized this, so it shook its shoulders, even with the "Jie Jie Jie" laughter, there was no sense of disobedience.

Little Spider: "..." shivering.JPG

Tony Stark rolled his eyes: "Childish."

He said that he seemed very mature and stable.

·

Speaking of Spider-Man's true identity, it was not a secret to the Avengers before Peter Parker came. Tony Stark had previously suggested pulling him into the bowl to give him guidance and exercise.

Little Spider also dreams of joining the Avengers, defending the earth with the Avengers, and defending world peace. Now he has come to the Avengers Building, but he only thought of the beginning, and never expected the next development:

After Tony Stark called him to the Avengers Building, he was called away by Hill, and they still had an internal meeting to be held, and such a meeting Nepenthes and Cloak generally do not participate, let alone the two brothers now There are more important things to do, and that is to raise money for the poor mages of the cloak family.

Originally, the two of them wanted to do tasks to exchange money, but recently the Avengers have no tasks that require them to complete, but there is no unparalleled road, and they bumped into a good way to make money in a blink of an eye, so they pestered each other. Sorry little spider, let him explain honestly.

The little spider contributed eBay, a website where everything can be traded, and showed the two of them the public's demand for superheroes.

"The captain's nude photo, ahem, this is not very good, let's see the next one——"

"Iron Man's eyelashes? Why eyelashes? Never mind, let me see the reward price. Ten thousand dollars, so expensive?"

The cloak projected with the consciousness projector: 'All eyelashes? '

Peter Parker took a closer look and said, "No, it's an eyelash."

The pitcher plant seems to understand, but in fact, it is thinking about how many dog ​​food can be bought for [-] US dollars.

However, this request is less shameful than asking for nude photos of the captain, so they mark it first.

If you continue to look down, you will see rewards such as "Thor's semi-nude photo", "Hulk's underwear", "Black Widow's lip print", "Hawkeye's arrow", "Scarlet Witch's signature photo" and so on. The prices vary, with the highest price reaching $[-]. Peter Parker's eyes are red:

Poverty certainly limited my imagination.

Under such circumstances, Lin Ning drew a circle and came to the top floor of the Avengers Building, first greeted Jarvis, and then walked behind the three of them, looking at Peter Parker's mobile phone screen: " It seems that everyone is eager to have further contact with superheroes, and I think so, it is time to do something to increase the affinity of superheroes."

Peter Parker immediately stood up: "Ms. Wood!"

Cloak saw the patron's father coming, and immediately came over wrapped in a single sofa.

Nepenthes wagged its tail at her: "Wow."

"You said your photo made $100 million? Oh, I know about it." Lin Ning said and looked at Peter Parker, "You should ask Tony to pay, we can split it equally, I mean see The winner has a share, and the six of us will share it equally."

Peter Parker: "Six?"

Jarvis appeared and said, "Mr. Parker, hello."

The White Queen appeared behind Lin Ning: "Hi, Peter."

"...Hi there. Wait, you're an artificial intelligence? I thought you were Mr. Stark and Ms. Wood's beep. What? I mean beep, why do you want to mute the sound, the kid will be fine ?” Until now Tony Stark didn’t ask Jarvis to unmute the word daughter, and it’s no wonder that “daughter” in Peter Parker was beeped.

Lin Ning: "... The unique style of the Avengers Building, the masterpiece of Tony Stark, otherwise what else could it be?" She introduced the White Queen and Jarvis to Peter Parker, and then she and Peter Parker Parker investigated how to better increase the affinity of superheroes. Although they already have a lot of popularity, it is not a bad idea to just shorten the distance a little.

Peter Parker scratched the back of his head. If he was asked to start from his point of view, he would definitely say let me join the Avengers. However, when Ms. Wood asked him this question, she probably hoped that he would start from the point of view of an ordinary person.He thought of a series of educational videos made by Captain America for the students, and felt that those seemed to have played a role, but the captain was always admired.

Thinking about the stars who are also idols, how do you think that the way they get close to fans is not very suitable for superheroes. They can’t be allowed to make movies. Although there are movie companies in Hollywood who want to make movies, they have not been officially authorized. .

Lin Ning was thoughtful: "What do you think of superhero-centric, large-scale online games developed based on reality? It can be combined with Stark Industries' holographic technology to provide an immersive look and feel."

As Lin Ning spoke, he glanced at the little spider who faintly revealed "can't afford to play", and said with a twist of his eyebrows: "Of course, they are all for high-end players, and the general public is naturally everyone's favorite." It’s affordable, so it fits my original purpose. Well, let me think about it again, the game currency earned in the game can be used as currency by NEMESIS’s industries.”

Peter Parker said without thinking, "Well, well! That's great!"

He also spontaneously had an urge to kneel down and call Dad, he said, "Let's be friends with the local tyrants", he didn't feel this way when he saw Mr. Stark.

Lin Ningye reached out and patted his head: "Good boy."

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Cape: Am I still your favorite cape?

Nepenthes: Hey!The spider eats my mouth!