Master, the prince please

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince still left Xiangguo Temple alone, the lonely back is really heartbreaking!If you don't count the candied haws in his hand.

The moment he arrived in the palace, he heard a shocking news!The emperor's father is going to give him a concubine.Hey, no, this is not bad news, this is good news!

Oh no, this is not good news, this is bad news, accepting a concubine means that I will be controlled by others, and I have to go home on time for dinner every day, and have a child to be my father!This is simply inhumane!I am still a baby myself!

His Royal Highness Yushang went to the imperial study with a sad face. Emperor Shangde was reviewing the memorial. Without looking at him, he asked, "Emperor, what's the matter with you?" "Father! Why did you give me a concubine?" "Ah! This, because your mother wants to be a grandmother." This reason is too far-fetched! "Father, you have been cheating on me since I was a child. You dislocated my arm, frozen my tongue on the iron plate, stuck my head in the railing, and tricked me into helping you approve the memorial. Give me your chosen concubine, how can you be such a father? If you say too much, you will cry!" "Huh? Bold! You brat won't get married for three days! Are you capable? Who gave you the courage? ?” As he said that, he got up and wanted to hit him, Yu Shang ran around the pillar while talking.

"Let's talk again! Isn't there already a younger brother who can be a grandson?" Emperor Shang De's nose was crooked, and said: "Can it be the same? One is my son and the other is your son, the same?" Yu Shang Not to be outdone, he said, "Why is it different? Aren't they all from the Sikong family?"

Seeing Yushang jumping up and down, Emperor Shangde blew his beard and stared angrily, and only called out to the door: "Come on! Come on! Get this brat out of here!" The palace people who came in looked at the prince sitting on the beam Your Highness, helpless, finally had to invite the palace attendant to use lightness kung fu to pull him down.

No matter how much Yushang jumped up and down, he still couldn't change the imperial decree, so he cried in anger: "Don't go out and run around again, overnight, the situation suddenly changed, woo woo woo!"

The next day, the draft ceremony was held as scheduled, and all major institutions across the country came to witness this great moment, including Xiangguo Temple.

During the grand ceremony, Emperor Shangde asked Yu Shang who had no love left: "My lord, are you satisfied with this draft ceremony?" Yu Shang knelt down and said, "Of course I am satisfied with the arrangement of the father, and thank you for your kindness." Shang never gave him face, this time he was very strange, so he asked: "Why are you suddenly satisfied?" Yu Shang glanced at the girls below for a week, and said: "Today, I just found out that these girls have their own personality. beautiful law.

Some have clear eyes, as if a whole season of snow has melted into her eyes.

Some dimples are sweet, she smiles, and the rumors all over the mountains and plains want news.

Some are naturally soft, and when you walk towards her, it's like touching a cloud.

When some sweat, they can produce a faint fragrance, which is scattered in the sky and the earth, and suddenly feels that the clouds are disappearing and the rain is coming.

How can she not be beautiful? If she is thin, you will see her stretching her waist gracefully like a swan stretching her neck.

If she is plump, you can see how gorgeous her skin is when it shines under the sun.

If she has spots, you praise her for being so beautiful that God casts a faint shadow on the corners of her eyes and nose.

If she is stooped, you will praise her for being small and delicate, just enough to be hugged in your arms.

You see, girls are born pretty beyond reason. After hearing this, the officials in the audience praised one after another: "Listening to your words is better than reading ten years of books!" "As expected of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince!" "As expected of His Highness Love Saint!" "

"The emperor wants to choose the beauties he likes from among them? As long as you choose them, I will send them to your womb." His Royal Highness Yushang glanced in the direction of Xiangguo Temple, and said with an evil smile: "Choose , Of course I choose, why not choose? The beauty is in my arms, so lucky!"

Yu Shang walked past the crowd, and found that the women's attire was really dazzling. They were fat and thin, each with their own posture, each with bright eyes and bright teeth, moth eyebrows and heads, cicadas and cloud buns, and their bodies were full of fragrance.Applying a little powder and daisy is a beautiful thing.

In this draft, His Highness Yushang won more than [-] beauties, five palace servants, and two monks.After the beauties were selected by His Royal Highness, they all shed tears, and everyone's expressions became very rich.

Most of the beauties: frowning, a few: overjoyed.

The five palace servants: They looked dumbfounded.

Two monks: still in shock.

Civil and military officials: unsightly (commonly known as invisible).

Emperor Shangde: Admiration (commonly known as underestimating you).

"What's the matter? Huang'er, you have the goodness of Long Yang?" "Yes, father!" This wave of operations shocked everyone, and he was confident in coming out publicly, so it's you, my highness!

Emperor Shang De calmed down, and said, "What about the monk?" "Father, don't you think they are unusually handsome?" Yu Shang pointed to Qing Feng and his senior brother.

Emperor Shang De supported his forehead and said: "So you want to make them concubines?" "Yes, father!" "You have lost all the face of my royal family!"

Civil and military officials were discussing a lot, and this group of people couldn't tolerate such a thing happening, shaking their so-called national foundation.Emperor Shangde had no choice but to explain: "My son Yushang has always been naughty, and today he is teasing everyone here again. Don't be offended, lovers!" Great Ren! The old minister suggests that the emperor should discipline him strictly!" "Ai Qing is very right, I will personally discipline him when I go back!"

At this time, the Lord Supervisor of Rituals came out and said: "Today's grand ceremony has attracted much attention. These women have been played by His Highness the Crown Prince. If they go back again, their reputation may not be guaranteed, so..." Hearing this, Yu Shang understood what he meant, and followed the pole Climbing up, he said: "You don't need to fight anymore! The people my crown prince elects today are all the people I want to be responsible for! Now everyone is watching, and I will never break my promise!" Every sentence was sonorous, powerful and righteous, and Yu Shang said it I was almost moved to tears.

The ministers still had some complaints, but no one stood up to object.

The banquet began, and people seemed to be so immersed in joy that they forgot about it.

Zheng Siqi came over and patted Yushang on the shoulder, and said: "Yes! Brother Sikong! I still underestimate you! Awesome! If you dare to come out in front of the whole world, I respect you for being a man!" He drank the wine in front of him in one gulp.

After the banquet, Yu Shang rushed back to the Taiwort, so many beauties were waiting for him!

After returning, he was the first to look for Master Qing Feng, but he was not there.Yu Shang questioned Yu'er furiously, Yu'er said: "Your Highness, don't be angry, the master has gone to the palace to ask to see the emperor!"

Qing Feng couldn't kneel down, and his senior brother was also beside him.Emperor Shang De was talking to Qing Feng.Then someone from the palace came to report: The prince asked to see him. "Xuan." Emperor Shang De didn't notice Qing Feng's gesture to stop him.

When Yu Shang came in, he knelt obediently beside Qing Feng, and Emperor Shangde said: "Master devotes himself to practicing Buddhism, and his ambition is for the common people, why do you play with him like this?" To play with him, my son will please him." Qing Feng almost stopped breathing.Emperor Shangde was very speechless, and said: "Are you happy for both of you?" "No, I just want to scare him." Qing Feng said: "It's extremely boring!" Emperor Shangde said: "Why are you scaring him? Let the whole world laugh he!"

Yu Shang twisted his clothes with his fingers, pouted his lips and said: "Who told him to bully the master that night? He even said bad things about the master's biological mother!" The senior brother lowered his head in shame, Qing Feng couldn't calm down for a long time at this moment.Emperor Shangde said: "That's all, let this master go back to Xiangguo Temple!" The senior brother said: "Thank you, Your Majesty! Thank you, Your Highness!" Before getting up to go out, Qing Feng hurriedly said: "Thank you, Your Majesty, the poor monk bids farewell! "Hey, wait a minute, Master, you will change your tune in the future and call him Emperor Father." Yu Shang looked at Emperor Shang De with joy, Qing Feng's face was ashen, and said: "Your Majesty! No! Don't!"

Emperor Shang De fixedly looked at Yu Shang, and said, "Your Majesty, you must never bully Master!" Yu Shang quickly stood up, and said, "Why? Master likes this! Isn't it? Master~ "As he spoke, he held Qing Feng's ear and stood up.Before going out, I still want to say "Thank you, Father! Goodbye, Father!" Emperor Shangde held his forehead and said, "Hey! I have pity on this child Qingfeng!" Oh, no, Emperor Shangde, did you hurt your son like this? ?

Walking on the road in the palace, the two of them once became a beautiful landscape, Master Qing Feng was very, very, very very angry at this moment, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot!He said in a muffled voice: "Sikong Yushang! Let me go!" His Royal Highness Yushang didn't mean to be intimidated at all, and whispered in his ear: "Master~ You have to think clearly. The door of the Tai's womb is mine! You can't escape!"

"Then I'll go with you, let go." "Haha! I won't! You still dare to ask Father for mercy, do you know how much effort I took to get you to me? Knowing that you are not here How anxious am I in the palace?" "This..."

That night, the sweet night that people imagined did not come.Master Qing Feng was dragged into Tai Tai's womb by his ears, and when he got to his room, the palace servants gave him a washboard.Holding the board, Qing Feng refused in her heart. I just wanted to let me do the laundry when I came here?so cruel? "Master~ Kneel! Kneel until my anger subsides~"

What?Isn't this for laundry?Did the washboard still have this purpose when it was invented?Is this the legendary family law?

Qing Feng knelt down reluctantly, and said: "Your Highness, it's late at night, don't catch a cold, please go back!" Yu Shang yawned, and went out with two beauties in his arms.

The next day, Yushang saw that he was still upright, so he asked: "Master, aren't you tired?" "Tired." "Then get up! Have breakfast with me."

Qing Feng limped to the dining table.While serving Yu Shang some food, he asked cautiously, "Did Your Highness rest well last night?" Yu Shang glanced at him, and said with an evil smile, "The gentle village is the most beautiful scenery!"