After seven years of marriage, he wants to divorce me

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my god, who is there!not yet!Watch live!Come, come, hurry up and take a look at this screen recording, come and listen to Mr. Chen's "Wow!" Does it sound good?]

[Don’t miss it when you pass by, Chen Suqi officially changed his name to Chen Shagou, the boom is in a trance hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[Originally, everyone was still arguing about who was the one who posted @'s love letter account on Weibo after dinner, and then!President Xiao Chen performed a big doll, hahahahahahahahahaha haha.

[Question: Mr. Chen still has someone to set up? 】

[Answer to LS: What kind of character set do you need if the little face is gone? hhhhhhhhhhhhh]

……

Zhu Huimu started the live broadcast in a hurry, without any notice, he directly opened the live broadcast channel on Weibo.

How many fans did he have? The live broadcast had just started, and the number of people flooding into the live broadcast room instantly made the video freeze.

Zhu Huimu waited for a while.

And when he faced the screen, he didn't have any special expressions, and he didn't wave his hand and say "good evening everyone" to everyone like before. He just concentrated on communicating with a person outside the screen.

Just when he said "Brother, go to bed tonight, I can't give birth to Pokémon", everyone was stunned.

Swipe across the bullet screen and ask, "Who is Mu brother calling? Calling me?" "You are clearly calling Mr. Chen." What's wrong with Brother Mu?" In the words "Can you believe that I feel a little sweet", they heard Chen Suqi's voice.

"Why?"

They were shocked together.

[Fuck, it’s really Mr. Chen hahahahaha, I’m sorry I don’t know what’s going on now, I just want to laugh when I hear Chen Su’s name]

【Me too, me too, Brother Mu obviously didn’t tell him that we are live broadcasting】

Accompanied by such speculative remarks, Zhu Huimu quickly came to a conclusion: "I will broadcast live."

Mr. Chen said: "Tch, you lied, I don't believe it."

[Hahaha I still don’t believe it, Mr. Chen, come over and take a look, come and take a look at Brother Mu’s phone, can you take a look at this prosperous world? 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, is this the style of painting in private?Why does it feel so sweet, God damn it is divorced, who is so wicked to spread the divorce]

[Yes, yes, yes, if my nose that is sensitive enough to love is not mistaken, this is obviously a fairy love, although I don’t know why they have been married for so many years from different frames]

[+1+1+1, no one knows when they met, when they started dating, ah, suddenly I am so curious, I feel that their relationship should be pretty good]

Up to here, apart from hearing Chen Su raise his voice and laugh a few times at the thought of his previous series of coquettish operations, the style of painting in the live broadcast room is actually pretty good.

Zhu Huimu was in a good mood when he saw these remarks, and there was a smile on the corners of his eyes and brows.

It wasn't until Chen Suqi's "Wow" came out that Zhu Huimu was "scared" that his hands were shaking, and the face shown on the screen was full of the expression of holding back and not laughing.

But the barrage is unbearable.

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha woof! 】

[Who the hell is barking?Brother Mu's family raised a husky?This Erha variety sounds quite pure? 】

[Hahahahahaha, help, my stomach hurts so bad—what a god, Erha is quite pure, whoever recorded the screen, you can go back and listen to it, this is Chen!Su!rise!ah! 】

【? ? ? ? ? 】

All of a sudden, all the fish who just wanted to dive in peace of mind to see the beauty of the prosperous age were blown out, either full of question marks or laughing.

But this is not the end yet, Chen Suqi was very proud of "Am I fierce?" As soon as it came out, there was another famous scene, Zhu Huimu fell on the sofa first, followed his instinct and laughed all over the place.

This time, there were no doubts on the barrage.

[Extremely good news, after Chen Suqi collapsed, Chen Suqi didn't even want to lose face!Is this the degeneration of human nature or the degeneration of morality!Summary: Hahahahahahaha]

[Oh, am I fierce?Wife, do you think I am fierce?Do you think I am fierce? 】

[Hahahahahahaha Chen Suqi, are you satisfied with the prosperity of the Kingdom? 】

[Hahahahahaha, it's over, stop laughing, save Mr. Chen some face, he must have been planning how to escape from the earth, but wait until I finish laughing first hahahahahahaha]

……

When staring at himself on the screen, Chen Suqi was dazed. When he saw the "hahahahaha" that had been superimposed on the screen and couldn't see clearly, Chen Suqi was dizzy, and realized that his wife was still there. When laughing, Chen Suqi felt that he wanted to die in situ.

This scene belongs to Chen Suqi's social death...

Chen Suqi didn't want it.

But that night, Chen Suqi's name remained on Weibo headlines for a long time.

#陈苏起陈狂狗# Explosion

#陈苏起人设#热

#木回牧先问问题陈苏起#

#陈苏起我热不[狗头]#

#Chen Suqi's Prosperity#

#陈苏吉和木辉羊 Did they get divorced?#

#陈苏起木回物喜一点甜#

……

The whole night is destined to be a carnival and sleepless night.Zhu Huimu's live broadcast was turned off at one o'clock in the morning - he originally said that in order to avoid suffering, he would broadcast live all night.

But during the live broadcast, Chen Suqi's cell phone had already exploded - those people on Weibo started frantically asking Chen Suqi to go back to Mu's house.

How fortunate, the frequency of being hit by Aite is too high, and the ID of this account has not been spared and climbed to the tail of the hot search.

When the screen recording of the live broadcast was first revealed, Chen Su raised his eyes and struggled numbly. He asked Liang Liang to clip the video again and again.

But the netizens went against him, clipping once, repeating it again, clipping it again, repeating it again.

So repeated, always happy.

Moreover, Chen Suqi also lost an attitude that he couldn't afford it.

[Hahahahaha he panicked, he panicked, he panicked, he started to show us the power of capital! 】

[Hahahahaha Mr. Chen, can't you afford it?Can you be a little promising, why are you wasting this money]

[This scene will be famous in history forever, Mr. Chen is so awesome, Klass!In addition, we must not lose to the capitalists, we have to be tough, to overthrow capitalism Chen Suqi, rush to the duck——]

【Hahahaha he's impatient, he's crazy, he wants to bite, woof! 】

……

In the end, the stalemate lasted until Zhu Huimu turned off the live broadcast, and Chen Suqi finally decided...he just said yesterday that he is a capitalist with great skills, and he really can't do the "hahahahaha" kingdom.

Chen Suqi put down his phone in despair and told Liang Liang to go to bed.

Father Chen, who got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, watched Weibo for half the time. He laughed so hard in the guest room that his stomach hurt.

After laughing, he added bricks and tiles to the kingdom.

Don't you want to feed me to the shark: [It's also strange to be festive, I can't see it at a glance, is it New Year's Eve? 】

Chen Su started managing the company in his early 20s, and it has been seven or eight years now. That is to say, Father Chen's account is basically a useless account that never mixes with work, except for sharing a little daily life.

When this Weibo was first posted, everyone thought it was just a joke, until after a while, a certain entertainment company——Chen Dong was clearly written on the back of this account.

[Ahahahahahahaha what's the matter with Mr. Chen?Poisonous, which country’s dialect is this hahahaha]

[Help hahahaha——Why can you post this style of painting on Weibo, why doesn't he speak well]

【Hahahahaha what did Mr. Chen do wrong? 】

[It's confirmed, Chen Wangwang is a group bully hahaha]

[But I'm really happy, I'm sorry Mr. Chen, I kneel down for you, Mr. Chen, please let me laugh for a while hahahaha]

……

Chen Suqi turned off his phone in a fit of anger, and then threw it under the bed, out of sight.

Zhu Huimu could only see him out of the corner of his eyes. At this time, there were no fans and him, so he hurriedly moved to Chen Suqi's side, suppressed a smile and shouted, "Brother."

Chen Su got up and lay down on the bed, buried his face in the pillow, pretended to be dead, and kept silent.

Zhu Huimu couldn't bear it any longer, and leaned against his ear with a chuckle, poked the tips of his ears, and blew, "Brother."

Chen Su made a sudden movement and grabbed his troublesome hand, and the voice under the pillow was muffled, "Don't tease me, I'll tell you, or I will bite you."

After saying those words, Chen Su got up slightly stiff, feeling the warmth conveyed to the cerebral cortex——Zhu Huimu lightly bit his fingertips.

He also said: "Bite it. Woohoo."

After being quiet for a while, Chen Suqi lifted his head up. He didn't look at Zhu Huimu after he lifted up, but put his forehead on his shoulder socket - just buried his face in another place.

"Ah Hui." He called out softly, his hair naturally rubbing against the candle Huimu.

"Ok?"

"They all laughed at me." Chen Suqi felt aggrieved, his voice was low, he really looked like a coquettish big dog at this moment.

"It's okay." Zhu Huimu said, very reasonable, "They don't have wives."

Chen Suqi raised his head from Zhuhuimu's shoulder socket all of a sudden.

I feel that if there are two ears on the head, they must be straight and vertical at this time.

But it was only Zhi Leng for a while, anyway, during the period when "Chen Wang" and "Chen Shagou" were out of the circle, Chen Suqi never appeared on the social network again.

He seems to have changed his life on another planet overnight, no matter who summons him, he can't summon him.

As far as Zhu Huimu was concerned, his brother was a bit miserable, but misery also had its benefits. Chen Suqi only wanted to stay in his own planet in embarrassment, and didn't bother Zhu Huimu every day, let alone press him every day.

Zhu Huimu was satisfied, and his whole body was beautiful.

The original half month passed by in the blink of an eye, and Zhu Huimu joined the group.

And these days, he has learned the ins and outs of everything that happened online recently.Although he had a memory as soon as he woke up without fragments, Zhu Huimu almost couldn't resist when he suddenly saw Chen Su so powerful.

He even thought that it was due to the collapse of Chen Suqi before, if it hadn't collapsed, Chen Suqi would still be the same Chen Suqi before, and the "Wang" in this voice could directly scare many people to death.

"The filming will start tomorrow, Xiaozhu, let's get acquainted with the characters today." In the hotel not far from the set, Zhu Huimu went with several other actors who played important roles in the movie, as well as the producer and screenwriter. into Director Qin's room.

They had a copy of the script a long time ago, everyone will have their own opinions during the performance, and the actors have to get acquainted with each other and touch their tempers first.

Zhu Huimu is a senior, and he also plays the leading role in the movie, and his responsibilities are much heavier. Of course, Director Qin called his name first.

This is due seniority respect.Zhu Huimu responded with a light smile, and brought the topic to other actors, and they got to know each other.

After getting familiar with the introduction, Director Qin stopped talking nonsense and went straight to the topic: "The protagonist Cheng Yan in the film was traumatized during his growth, which caused him to have multiple personalities. What is your understanding of Cheng Yan? You can tell me Listen to the producer and screenwriter, if there is anything that needs to be supplemented, bring it up first, and prepare for the first scene tomorrow."

When the original screenwriter of the film first wrote the script, Director Qin was very satisfied. After he was satisfied, he began to worry again.

Because in his impression, this role is suitable for acting skills, but the image is not so interesting, and the role is not so good for acting skills.

Director Qin's unique film technique only gives him the shots he wants.

So are people.

After thinking about it, a figure floated in his mind like this - it was Zhu Huimu, who had cooperated with him many years ago.

Because he knows that he has multiple personalities, but he doesn't know when his personality will be triggered, so Cheng Yan never contacts with too many people. Never cross the line.

Occasionally, others think that they can become Cheng Yan's friend, but in reality, Cheng Yan can tell when they first met, that is already his heart.

I can't say what it feels like, but Zhu Huimu, who was in his early 20s many years ago, gave Director Qin such a feeling.

Whether this young and famous actor is in front of the camera or off the camera—occasionally captured by the paparazzi, he always looks gentlemanly and polite, and his gestures are always relaxed.

Gives a very comfortable feeling of ... alienation.

That's true. People who have been with him feel comfortable, but they can also feel a real alienation.

Director Qin thought it was just that Zhu Huimu was young and didn't know how to behave in the entertainment circle - after all, they hadn't cooperated for a long time.

So he paid attention to all the works, tidbits, and interviews of Zhu Huimu in recent years-this is what Zhu Huimu looks like.

The attitude towards people is exactly the same as that of alienation many years ago.

He knew Zhu Huimu's acting skills very well, and he was very relieved. After the figure in his heart was determined, he was moved at that time.

I found Zhu Huimu.

Originally, I thought it would not be difficult to set up a character with multiple personalities, but it was indeed a bit troublesome for the actors. Director Qin thought that even if he would not be rejected immediately when he sent the script, he would wait for a while for a reply.

Unexpectedly, Zhu Huimu called him on the same day and said that he was very interested in this script and would definitely cooperate if given the opportunity, but at that time he had almost finalized the contract with Director Guo, and his tone was still Pity.

At that time, Director Qin was regretting that he gave the script too early, because he suddenly found that there were still details to be worked out, and he was happy to get such a reply.

"Xiaozhu's image is very dignified no matter in front of people or behind people." After hearing the simple opinions of several people, Director Qin made a joke of Zhu Huimu, "The few personalities in this movie will subvert your entire image. , are you afraid?"

Zhu Huimu was flipping through the script, he paused when he heard the words, noncommittal, and smiled: "Director Qin, you have misunderstood me."

"Ok?"

Zhu Huimu said: "I remember the deeds of me and Mr. Chen on the Internet during this period, it's quite unreal."

If you don't mention Chen Suqi, you don't mention it. When you mention Chen Suqi, everyone present smiles on their faces—it seems that the name Chen Suqi is already a noun for pistachio.

Director Qin laughed twice, coughed twice, and said, "Mr. Chen collapsed quite badly, you're fine."

Apart from saying that there is a Pokémon to be born, there is nothing wrong with it.

Zhu Huimu also smiled and said, "Sooner or later."

Director Qin didn't understand, but he didn't ask any further questions.Several people discussed Cheng Yan all afternoon, and Zhu Huimu was the big head, so they would naturally stay longer.

By the time I got back to my room, it was almost dark.

Before going out, Director Qin sent the candle back to Mu to the door, and said to each other that they had a happy cooperation.

Zhu Huimu turned around and was about to leave, but stopped after taking two steps, and asked hesitantly, "Director Qin...are you a little poor?"

"...?" Director Qin was confused, and he hesitated to speak for a long time before saying, "Is my poverty hindering you?"

It's not that he usually shoots too much and can spend too much money, otherwise he wouldn't be able to do it, but this is not against the law, right?

"No," Zhu Huimu said, "If you weren't too poor, you wouldn't agree to postpone the filming for half a month and send my little white rabbit to Chen Suqi, a big wolf dog."

Director Qin: "?"

What's the meaning?Just after I said that you are a serious person, you have changed, haven't you?

"If it wasn't for my wit." Zhu Huimu accused him secretly, "I would definitely be useless."

Director Qin: "..."

There is something wrong with your speech, is it a little coloring?

"You are possessed by Mr. Chen?" Qin Daomu asked with a straight face.

Zhu Huimu shook his head, and said solemnly: "Actually, Chen Suqi is possessed by me."

It's useless to talk too much, Zhu Huimu stopped talking, and before he left, he only said hello to someone for the last time: "Director Qin, I think Cheng Yan's role should be mixed with a little bit of doing whatever he wants, which I am familiar with. Well, it fits well with this role, my recent image may not be so serious, I wonder if it will have an impact on the crew?"

What can this do?Can the candle back shepherd set still collapse?Director Qin said inexplicably, "No way."

Zhu Huimu left, Director Qin was still in a daze, but he didn't think about it if he couldn't figure it out, and closed the door to rest.

At this time, Chen Suqi had already dealt with official duties in the company for a day.

Although the half a month he stayed with Zhuhui Mu was not really desolate or excessively obscene, but he still stuck together every day. Chen Su felt satisfied in his heart, but now he only felt lonely, empty and cold.

He was annoyed by the heavy traffic outside the glass window.

As soon as he got annoyed, he wanted to check on Weibo, fearing that someone would rob him of his wife.

Speaking of which...he hadn't logged in that thing for ten days, not only didn't he log in, he uninstalled it that night!

At this time, Zhu Huimu joined the film crew again, will there be pictures of him and other CPs on the Internet again?

The more he thought about it, the more he couldn't do it. Chen Suqi scratched his hair irritably... After the hair was scratched, Weibo also came back.

He thought, he has already lived on the planet belonging to Chen Suqi for so many days, and this group of netizens should have forgotten about "Wang".

Life is so fast now...

"Buzz, buzz, buzz-"

"Di, di, di, di, di—"

【Ah, what about our Mr. Chen @木回牧家的陈苏起, Brother Chen Wang, it’s not going to happen, it’s already been eight or ninety days, so big things have passed, right?Why did you lose it, I kind of miss you... the joy you brought]

Among the many crowded news, Chen Suqi who saw this message first said: ... Your uncle!You are Wang brother!

[The tenth day after Chen Suqi disappeared, I was bored to death, what about Chen Silly Dog @木回猫家的陈狐奇, come out to play for a while, Brother Mu didn’t show up either, alas]

Chen Suqi: What an idiot you are!I was eaten by politeness? ... was eaten by a dog?

[Sigh, I'm still very curious about what happened to the divorce between the two of them. Now that Chen Suqi and Zhu Huimu can't see each other, I really seem to have lost all the happiness in the world.]

Chen Suqi: ...a paw slapped your big face.

There will be eight days in every ten days, not to mention that their memories have not faded, and they are still squatting on Weibo every day.

Not only that, Chen Suqi tapped his hand twice, and found two super words, called——

#陈精狗与炸回牧#超话

#陈世哈与珠回物#超话

Clicking in to see, they had been choosing between Chen Erha and Chen Shagou for a long time, and finally based on the fact that they almost got into a fight, they decided to use both titles.

It's just outrageous.

But he and his wife had an affair!What is it called?It's called luck.And at that time, Zhu Huimu also said "Let them laugh, they don't have wives", I don't know if this memory gave him courage.

Mr. Chen came out of the arena again, and he has a big temper.

Chen Suqi who came back to the shepherd's house: [What's wrong with the silly dog?Silly dogs are blessed with fools!Understand? 】

As soon as this news came out, the whole network rejoiced.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mr. Chen is out, out, out, come and see! 】

Chen Suqi: Look at your hammer!

【Hahahahahaha!What happened to the silly dog? !Isn't it just barking!What's wrong?There are silly blessings! 】

Chen Suqi: You are the best.

[Hahahahahahaha, really, let me know where Kangkang is silly, laugh to death, a silly dog ​​is a silly dog, and a silly blessing]

Chen Suqi: ...you just wait for me.

Chen Su's three words seem to have surpassed some top-notch names, a group of extremely popular names, and after a while, Shagouyouyoufu was surrounded by countless people.

Many big Vs felt that Chen Suqi should have been mad by embarrassment, and while laughing wildly for a while, they also expressed sympathy for him.

Even the Sex and Education Bureau couldn't bear it anymore.

Sex. Education Safety Education Bureau: [The state supports the poor, half of the fine will be refunded. Chen Suqi from @木回牧家 has sent a sum of money to Mr. Chen Suqi's account number 9999, please pay attention to check. 】

Chen Su exploded: ...Fuck, I never heard that fines can be refunded!I don't care about your bad money!Who do you say is poor? !

Immediately, Chen Su opened fire.

Chen Suqi, who came back to the shepherd's house, said: [What is a silly blessing?Heh, let me give you an example—I have a wife, but you, no, do!

do you have?do you have?You have?You have?You have?you!without!have! 】

Quanwang: Ma De... beat him.

After the teasing, Chen Suqi felt much calmer, and hummed a little song calmly in the office. Anyway, he is already a dog, so it is better to enjoy happiness with peace of mind.

Chen Suqi, who returned to the Mu family, said: [The sun is shining brightly today, and there is a lot of noise outside. Netizens said they were going to laugh at me, but Ah Hui told me that they don’t have wives, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Netizen: ......... What the hell is he sick? ! !