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Jiang Jiaming stood in front of Sun Pengsi, wrapped his arms around his shoulders, and brought him back to his seat without leaving a trace.

"Pengsi, classmate reunion, everyone is friendly, don't be really angry," Jiang Jiaming said with a glance at Sun Pengsi's protruding belly, "Look at your big belly, Song Yuan just made a joke , there's no need to be so angry, right?"

Jiang Jiaming insisted on putting a label of "big belly" on Sun Pengsi.If Sun Pengsi pursues it further, he will appear petty.Therefore, Sun Pengsi had no choice but to restrain his anger, gritted his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach.

As soon as a few classmates greeted, the dinner table became lively again.Only then did Jiang Jiaming whisper to Song Yuan, "Don't do this, it's inappropriate."

Song Yuan said unhappily: "When Lan Xiaoya was in school, she didn't like to talk and didn't talk back. Sun Pengsi just looked for soft persimmons to pinch. Why should I be polite to oily trash? Down the steps?"

"Where am I going to find a step for him?...I'm not saying don't help Lan Xiaoya out, but there's no need for such a strong smell of gunpowder. Didn't you see that Sun Pengsi was so angry that he wanted to come over and wring your head off?" Jiang Jiaming Soften your voice, and get closer to Song Yuan, "You will cry again after a while."

The warm breath hit the ears, and Song Yuan felt numb, and an unusually soft emotion surged in her heart.Song Yuan forcibly interrupted this emotion, and raised her head not to be outdone, "Are you kidding me? It's impossible for me to cry!"

After a while, after a few glasses of white wine, Sun Pengsi's voice became loud again, bragging about the monthly salary and annual salary of the job he will be transferred to next month, and how difficult it is to enter Huarui's headquarters—— Seventy to eighty percent of Huarui headquarters employees graduated from Tsinghua University and Peking University.

Song Yuan put down the chopsticks, as if she was very unappetizing, her eyes rolled to the sky.Jiang Jiaming took a sip of tea and reminded him in a low voice, "This is the class reunion."

Song Yuan glanced at Jiang Jiaming, there seemed to be resentment in her eyes, as if she blamed Jiang Jiaming for bringing him here to suffer this scene of pretending to be X.Jiang Jiaming himself likes small emotions, but the premise is that the other party is naturally cute.Although he has changed a lot towards Song Yuan recently, Jiang Jiaming has a headache and has no choice but to keep Song Yuan at a respectful distance when Song Yuan's temper becomes fierce.

Even so, Song Yuan came to the class reunion for the first time in so many years, and it was more or less influenced by herself. Jiang Jiaming somehow felt a sense of responsibility to take good care of Song Yuan, so he took a duck wing with serving chopsticks and threw it into the In Song Yuan's bowl - there is a pile of duck bones next to Song Yuan's bowl, which fully demonstrates his love for duck wings.

Song Yuan muttered, "Think of me as a child?"

A few minutes later, Song Yuan still peeled off the duck's wings, puffed out her cheeks, and gnawed with relish.Jiang Jiaming had a hard time holding back his laughter. He turned slightly and asked, "Are the duck wings delicious?"

With this question, Song Yuan didn't know whether to eat or not.Saying it is delicious is like admitting that she is a kid, which makes Song Yuan very ashamed.The inexplicable awkwardness made him act like he was very experienced in the world, and said indifferently: "It's just average."

Jiang Jiaming found it really interesting to tease Song Yuan.

Before Song Yuan swallowed one, she heard Sun Pengsi say, "Hey, Xiaoya, which unit are you in now? I don't remember you saying that."

Not surprisingly, Sun Pengsi may have to show his leadership style to preach again.Song Yuan didn't even gnaw on the duck's wings, and gracefully wiped the corners of her lips with a tissue, as if she was about to scold Sun Pengsi's eighth-generation ancestors.Jiang Jiaming stopped helplessly, "Calm down first."

On the other side, Lan Xiaoya said calmly: "I entered Huarui headquarters directly after I graduated."

The female classmate sitting on the other side of Lan Xiaoya said with a smile: "We, Xiaoya, are going to be promoted to the deputy department! A few years ago, Xiaoya said that she was in the Huarui headquarters, but she didn't talk about it all the time. On the side. Sun Pengsi, you are such a noble person who forgets things too much."

Sun Pengsi opened his mouth and didn't speak for a long time.Then he smiled awkwardly, and his voice lowered a few notches, "Hi, I really don't remember. I'm busy, I'm busy."

Jiang Jiaming looked at Song Yuan, to his surprise, Song Yuan's face didn't show much pleasure of revenge, more like relaxation.It seems that Song Yuan didn't hate Sun Pengsi purely because she hated him, but she was really worried that Lan Xiaoya would be bullied as a soft persimmon.

Sitting next to each other, Lan Xiaoya and Sun Pengsi were embarrassed.What's more, Sun Pengsi was still a slob, who might say something again, and Song Yuan was also a ruthless one.Thinking of this, Jiang Jiaming said to Lan Xiaoya: "Xiaoya, weren't you and Song Yuan in charge of the class board newspaper in high school, Song Yuan wanted to catch up with you. Let's change seats?"

Lan Xiaoya readily agreed, and when she passed by Jiang Jiaming, she said softly, "Thank you."

Jiang Jiaming proposed to change seats out of the desire to turn hostility into friendship, but his act of changing seats to Sun Pengsi's side was misunderstood by Sun Pengsi - Sun Pengsi thought that Jiang Jiaming was making friends with him.

So, it turned into a leadership lecture by Sun Pengsi to Jiang Jiaming.Jiang Jiaming's left ear went in and his right ear went out, coping with it without thinking about it.Looking back, Song Yuan was chatting happily with the others.After noticing Jiang Jiaming's gaze, Song Yuan turned her head to look at him with a delicate and complicated expression.

At this time, Song Yuan was caught in a battle between heaven and man.He guessed that Jiang Jiaming changed his seat to save Lan Xiaoya, out of good intentions, but Jiang Jiaming took the initiative to sit with Sun Pengsi, which reminded him of very unpleasant high school memories, paranoid that Jiang Jiaming and Sun Pengsi is actually a gang of bastards.

In Song Yuan's cognition, the distinction between good and bad is usually very clear.And Jiang Jiaming, who is always good and bad, always brings him a certain degree of confusion, as if a balance is swinging sharply.

Of course Jiang Jiaming didn't know what Song Yuan was worrying about.He only knew that Song Yuan, who had a clear distinction between love and hate, rarely showed such an ambiguous expression, so he raised his eyebrows in surprise.

"Hey, Jia Ming, we haven't had a drink yet, have we? Come on, let's drink..."

"He can't drink."

Song Yuan interrupted Sun Pengsi coldly.

"Song Yuan."

Jiang Jiaming didn't let Song Yuan talk any more.In this case, not drinking at all is obviously preventing Sun Pengsi from coming to Taiwan.Jiang Jiaming felt that there was no need to make it so embarrassing for the class reunion that only gets together once a year or two.Just a few glasses of wine.

Sun Pengsi insisted on filling Jiang Jiaming's wine glass.Before the full glass of wine was handed to Jiang Jiaming, it was intercepted by Song Yuan halfway.

"Song Yuan, is there something wrong with you?!"

Sun Pengsi roared angrily.All eyes at the dinner table focused on Song Yuan, but Song Yuan only glanced at Jiang Jiaming, as if complaining why Jiang Jiaming refused to listen to his persuasion, her lips pursed into a decisive line.

Before Jiang Jiaming could stop him, Song Yuan poured all the liquor into her mouth as soon as she raised her head.

The author says:

Suddenly thought of a particularly interesting cold joke 233333

Wasn't Xiao Jiang very shocked when he found out that the eagle cub was Gledeer?In fact, there can be a small theater.

Eagle Cub (cold and stinky): The photo is me, not satisfied?

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