The days when black and white live together

Xie Liao felt his whole body go limp while sitting on the ground. He watched the head roll towards him, and couldn't help himself to dodge it. He watched the head getting closer and closer to him, and finally turned towards his face. flew over.

"Ah!!!!!!" He let out a low cry, and blocked his face with his hand reflexively, not wanting to see what happened next.

At this moment, a laughing sound came from the ear, and the little girl let out a cheerful laugh, and said while laughing, "Here is your ball."

Xie Liao opened his eyes instantly and looked at Xiaoxiao beside him, with a pleading look in his eyes, where is the ball, take it out quickly?

The head that was floating in the air stopped, and opened and closed its mouth and said, "Ball, where is the ball?"

Xiaoxiao jumped up with a lunge, kicked that head, and happily spun in mid-air: "The ball is here, let's play together."

Serio: "..."

He watched as Xiaoxiao kicked that head, as if he was kicking a football, oh, no, it was the head, kicked to the wall, and then bounced back, Xiaoxiao continued to jump up, yes With that head kicked towards the sky again.

Unable to bear to look directly, Xie Liao silently covered his eyes with his hands, and stopped watching the hot-eyed scene.

When his mind was confused and at a loss, he suddenly heard the ringing of the phone. He looked extremely shabby in the silent night, and shivered. He glanced left and right, and found that there was only laughter in front of him The figure of bouncing the ball, if it weren't for the fact that the taste of the ball was a bit heavy, Xie Liao really felt that there was a very beautiful picture in front of him.

"Hi, hello, here is Heiwuchang, No. 2016, Yinyang Road, 26, serving you. Is there anything I can help you with?" He reluctantly sat on the stool, ignoring the heads that flew past in mid-air from time to time in front of him, He began to speak according to the answers in the small notebook Ma Tianyue gave him.

"Hey, can you help me?" There was a clear and bitter female voice from inside, and the crying tone made goosebumps all over Xie Liao's back.

"Well, do you need any help?" Xie Liao asked nervously.

"I, I'm so cold. I sleep alone at night. I don't have the body temperature. I want, I want someone to hug me. I want to feel the temperature. Brother Heiwuchang, would you like to ask?"

Serio: "..."

Hearing such a request for help, Xie Liao was stunned. He said in a nasty voice: "Well, miss, can I ask you to say it again, what do you need to help?"

"Hehe, I hate it, she is not a young lady, but brother, if you like this kind of thing, she also has black silk."

"Crack." Xie Liao hung up the phone decisively and neatly with no expression on his face. It's good, even the underworld has a phone call about sex. He takes it, he has 1 clothes, and he said the word "service" with his whole body on the ground and changing his posture.

"Dingling." The phone rang again.

Xie Liao took a deep breath and forced himself to be mentally prepared, don’t be angry, don’t be angry, don’t be angry, say the important thing three times, Xie Liao, you are a person who earns 8000 salary every month, you have to be worthy of your salary .

Thinking of his salary, Xie Liao finally showed a smile, okay, I am ready to accept everything, let the storm come stronger.

"Hi, hello, this is Heiwuchang, No. 2016, Yinyang Road, 26, serving you. Do you need any help?"

"Are you still worrying about the water leaking in the coffin, are you still worrying about not buying a beautiful shroud, are you still worrying about..."

"Snapped."

"Jingle Bell"

"Hi, hello, this is Heiwuchang, No. 2016, Yinyang Road, 26, serving you. Do you need any help?"

"Hi, hello, this is Heiwuchang, No. 2016, Yinyang Road, 26, serving you. Do you need any help?"

"Hey, is it black impermanence? Please judge me. My old man actually hid his private money behind my back today. You said it's not too much. I worked so hard to follow this heartless guy, but he... ...Wow, I don't want to live anymore, I want to buy a bottle of poison to poison myself, you guys hurry up and catch this old bastard in prison, my life is miserable......"

Xie Liao: "...Well, aunt, haven't you already died?"

Opposite: "...Hei Wuchang is amazing, you actually despise us ordinary people so much, why are civil servants like this now, they bully others when they are alive, and they are still like this when they are dead, people in this world don't let people Live well, you will be bullied even if you die as a ghost, believe it or not, I will sue you......"

"Crack." Xie Liao silently wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"Jingle Bell."

"Hi, hello, this is Heiwuchang, No. 2016, Yinyang Road, 26, serving you. Do you need any help?"

"Hey, is it Brother Heiwuchang? I was walking on the road just now, and a ghost suddenly appeared in front of me, scaring me half to death, but my mother said that there are no ghosts in this world. Is it a hallucination, should I go to the doctor."

Xie Liao: "......Little girl, there are no ghosts in this world. Maybe there are no ghosts. You have to accept the fact that you are now."

Opposite: "........Wow, you liar, I am the successor of communism, the teacher said that there are no ghosts in this world, yet you lied to me, I want to sue you...... .”

"Snapped."

Serio hung up the phone silently, thinking in his heart that you are the successor of communism and I am still the flower of the motherland.

"Jingle Bell."

"Hi, hello, this is Heiwuchang, No. 2016, Yinyang Road, 26, serving you. Do you need any help?"

"That black impermanence, just now I bet with my good buddy whose penis is the longest. I said mine is the longest, but they are unwilling to admit it. What do you think I should do?"

Xie Liao was expressionless: "You can cut it off and put it together to measure it with a ruler or weigh it with a scale. In addition, you can provide the phone number of the Underworld Hospital at 000000000000. No need to thank you, slap."

"Jingle Bell."

"Hi, hello, this is Heiwuchang, No. 2016, Yinyang Road, 26, serving you. Do you need any help?"

"Hey, are you black and impermanent? I want to call the police. I am the owner of the tomb on the Yin-Yang section. Two tomb robbers came to my house today and robbed me of my belongings. I want to sue them for breaking into a private house. What are you going to do for them?" I'm the ruler."

For the big case, Xie Liao quickly took out a pen and paper and began to record, "Where are the two tomb robbers now?"

"Oh, they are by my side now." The owner of the tomb said calmly, "Do you want me to let them talk to you?"

Serio: ".......WTF?"

The owner of the tomb: "...Uh, that's really embarrassing, I just got up when they came in, and I haven't combed my hair, it seems to scare them a bit, that..."

Xie Liao decisively picked up his mobile phone and called Zhang Yu, the call was connected quickly, and Zhang Yu's impatient voice came, "What's wrong?"

"Well, there seems to be a murder case on Yinyang Road. Two tomb thieves entered the tomb of a tomb owner. He accidentally scared the two tomb thieves to death. He is calling me now, what should I do?"

Zhang Yu: "...you're so stupid as to be a tomb robber. If you don't go home to sleep at night, you'll just make trouble."

"Okay, I see. I'll go back and deal with it. That's it." Zhang Yu hung up the phone instantly, and Xie Liao picked up the service phone of the underworld hotline with his backhand and said enthusiastically, "Hello, I have sent a Bai Wuchang to Your residence will handle this matter for you, please be patient, he will arrive soon."

Tomb owner: "........ah, what, you want me to wait here? , you can't make me get dumped, you can handle this matter yourself, I'm going out."

"Beep beep."

Xie Liao: "...the ghost night life is really rich these days!"

After receiving all kinds of calls in one night, Xie Liao thought for a moment that he was not here to be black and impermanent, but a pornographic host of a night hotline service. Among the hundreds of calls, he could hardly find a few useful and valuable ones. Things, when the bus came, he sent the grandfather who was sitting under the willow tree to the bus, and when he watched Zhang Yu and others get off the bus, he was almost paralyzed.

"You are finally back."

He looked at Zhang Yu sadly, his eyes were pitiful like an abandoned puppy.

"What's the matter, you didn't let you run around?" Zhang Yu said indifferently, looked at Xie Liao up and down and silently breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, he was finally not dizzy, he made a bet!

"But, it's too exhausting." Xie Liao let out a long sigh. It just so happened that a phone call came at this time, and his whole body was shaken, and he looked at the phone in horror.

"It's over, here it is again, that female ghost has already made more than a dozen harassing calls." He said with a tortured face.

"A worthless guy." Zhang Yu said indifferently, grabbed the phone and opened it.

"Hey, brother Heiwuchang, you haven't said what kind of girl you like, I..."

"I'm Zhang Yu." Zhang Yu said very coldly, and then...

"Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep."

"In the future, if you encounter such harassing calls, you will call her back, love her, don't date, don't regret it, Nan Xiang."

Xie Liao: "......"

Since ancient times, affection can't be kept, only routine people's hearts.

I serve.