The CP I drink must be HE

Jiang Zhiye also asked me very puzzled:

"Brother Lang, what does this mean...?"

"No, this should be what I mean by asking you, right? Why do I like you more when you are cold to me?"

What kind of devil logic is this?

But Jiang Zhiye answered me honestly:

"I'm not indifferent to Brother Lang?"

"You have! You went to the movies and didn't feed me popcorn! You went shopping and didn't accompany me to look at the clothes! You didn't put a coat on me just now!"

"... Brother Lang, don't you think I'm more... cool?"

I think you're thinking about eating peach!

"Where is it cool?"

Jiang Zhiye suddenly became a little flustered, and he asked me again anxiously:

"Then...then I can make a few desserts and dishes now. Although I don't know many, does Brother Lang like me a little bit more...?"

I am getting more and more confused, why is there no logical relationship between what Jiang Zhiye said?Had his brain been kicked by Thomas?

"Is there any direct relationship between being able to make desserts and liking?"

"That's... Brother Lang, do you think I'm a little more homely?"

"……not at all……"

Jiang Zhiye panicked even more, he approached me a little nervously and asked me:

"Then if I don't look at others and only look at you, will Brother Lang fall in love with me more?"

When I heard what he said, I suddenly remembered something, so I asked him:

"...So you keep turning your face away in front of Miss Sister and humming at others to show this?"

"Yes... yes..." Jiang Zhiye lowered his head in embarrassment after finishing speaking.

"Be cold to me to be cooler?"

"Yes..." Jiang Zhiye continued to lower his head.

"Learning desserts and cooking is to become a good man at home?"

"Hmm..." Jiang Zhiye not only lowered his head, but his voice also began to decrease.

I always feel that these things sound familiar, but I can't remember where they are familiar.

Seeing that I was hesitant to speak, Jiang Zhiye asked me cautiously:

"So does Brother Lang like me more?"

I am a little funny and a little helpless and say:

"Where did you learn this?"

"Ah... that's from... that"

"Which one?"

"Well...an article..."

Seeing Jiang Zhiye's expression of embarrassment, I suddenly remembered a fanfiction I read before.

The setting of Jiang Zhiye in it seems to be high and cold, but the person is homely and affectionate, oh yes, he seems to be the president of the company, I was suddenly enlightened, so I hesitated and asked Jiang Zhiye:

"You suddenly want to be a shareholder, can't it be because you want the status of a president...?"

"..." Jiang Zhiye froze for an instant, and nodded with red ears after a while.

I couldn't laugh or cry, I held back a smile and asked him:

"You secretly read the fanfiction I read before?"

Seeing me looking at him funny, Jiang Zhiye poked his neck and said:

"no!"

I pinched his face and asked:

"Oh? Really not?"

"……No."

Then he reached for his clothes and wrapped me into a spring roll, and left without looking back.

Jiang Zhiye held back all the way home before choking out a sentence:

"...I didn't peek at it. Brother Lang left his cell phone on and accidentally saw it."

I believe you are to blame!If you don't look carefully, you will know such a detailed character design! ?

Seeing me looking at him with disbelief, Jiang Zhiye added:

"It was really careless."

"Okay, okay, I know! You are not careful!"

Jiang Zhiye looked at me, his eyes and tail drooping, and he was very depressed.

I reached out and poked his face lightly and said:

"What's the matter? Didn't I say that I know you accidentally read it? Are you not happy?"

Jiang Zhiye flattened his mouth and said:

"It's not because of this that I'm unhappy..."

"What's that for?"

"Because I didn't become Brother Lang's ideal type through this, Brother Lang prefers other Jiang Zhiye..."

"...Are you eating your own vinegar?"

We are indeed a match made in heaven, I am jealous of myself, I am jealous of myself, we are the same.

Jiang Zhiye looked up at me, feeling very wronged.

I sighed softly, scratched his nose and said:

"You are my ideal type."

Jiang Zhiye pursed his lips and muttered in a low voice:

"But doesn't Brother Lang like people who are homely, cool and cold?"

...It seems that I have to be more careful when reading fanfiction in the future. If I read Mary Suwen, will Jiang Zhiye ask his mother to give me 100 million and tell me to leave his son to test me?

"It's not because he's homely and cool..."

"What?" Jiang Zhiye raised his head and stared at me like a dog smelling the aroma of bones.

I ticked his little finger and said:

"Because that person is you and I like it. If it's just any man, even if he is a peerless man, I like you more."

"Besides, it's not like you don't know,"

As I spoke, I became more and more embarrassed, and my voice became smaller and smaller.

"I used to drink so many CPs, running CPs, you are beaten by iron..."

Jiang Zhiye suddenly became radiant. His eyes were still raining just now, but now they instantly turned into bright sunshine. He hugged me excitedly while circling with the magic power of love and said:

"I knew Brother Lang liked me the most!"

I patted him on the shoulder with disgust and said:

"...Then why were you so sad just now?!"

When Jiang Zhiye heard what I said, he stopped like a devil, hugged me to the wall, kissed me, and said:

"It's one thing to know, but it's another thing for Brother Lang to say it himself!"

After saying this, Jiang Zhiye became even more excited. He lifted me up a little bit because of his good physical strength, and leaned over to kiss me again.

Ever since we got together, Jiang Zhiye has always used the excuse that he was not good at kissing for the first time, grabbing me and kissing me every day. Now he is already a top-notch player in kissing, deep kisses, tongue kisses, and all kinds of kisses are easy to come by.

"Don't kiss, don't kiss! Your mouth is broken!"

According to the development of this situation, before the bald head came, the bald head was already sprinting towards me.

Jiang Zhiye kissed me on the cheek again and said:

"Hey, I'm happy!"

I ruaed his head and turned the neat hair into a chicken coop,

"See what you can!"

"hey-hey."

Seeing Jiang Zhiye smiling happily, I said to him:

"Don't think about it next time. I only like you in my life. I like you the most. You are my ideal type forever. Do you hear me?"

After Jiang Zhiye heard this sentence, his eyes turned red again, and he had an impulse to come up to kiss me again. I pressed his head against his head, and he raised his eyes and looked at me very aggrieved.

"I'm not done yet!"

Only then did Jiang Zhiye let me go and said:

"Well, Brother Lang, I'm listening."

"The biggest reason I like you is because you are you, not because you have any special qualities and talents. Therefore, there is no need to change anything because of my preferences. What I like is the current and all of you."

Before I could finish speaking, Jiang Zhiye gave a forceful kiss, which scared me so much that I almost bit him. While I was panting, I tried to find the right opportunity to swear, but as soon as I opened my mouth, he interrupted me.

"you one by one"

"But... Brother Lang, there is one thing I think you can learn from the you in that article?"

So you fucking like me in the article?

"What is it?"

"Brother Lang in the article is also very good at cooking..."

"I reasonably suspect that you are a me who only knows how to instant noodles."

Jiang Zhiye's hand tightened a little more, he drew me closer to him, and he whispered:

"A man's wife and a loyal dog are more suitable."

I looked at Jiang Zhiye in shock and said:

"Not where did you learn these words?"

Jiang Zhiye touched my waist and moved down, changing the subject and saying:

"Also... in this kind of matter, if you can take the initiative like him..."

I understood what was said, and after calming down a little, I punched Jiang Zhiye and said:

"You were tolerant and abstinent in that article, why didn't you learn this?"

Jiang Zhiye leaned over and said in a low voice:

"Didn't Brother Lang tell me to be myself..."

"You one by one!"