The CP I drink must be HE

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Back to the hotel with a sore back and a sore back after learning to cycle, I wanted to take a shower, brush my teeth and go to bed immediately. I met a suspicious girl with a mushroom head at the door of the hotel room.

I was so frightened that I dodged deftly. The 007 bgm sounded. I took my mobile phone and dodged left and right to a hidden corner to observe secretly.

Could it be, could it be that she is the girl who calls me handsome and doesn't have the character fu?No, no, is it so difficult to find a job nowadays?

Through the efforts of the mobile phone camera and my fingers, I realized that she was holding my hand after zooming in accurately, and I was suddenly enlightened and enlightened.

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, there are illegitimate students on the [-]th line?Is it because the first-line actors are not standing high enough?Is it because the second-line actors are not working hard enough?Is it because the third-line actors are not enough to go all out?

I thought that even if I am an eighteenth line, it is everyone's responsibility to stop illegitimate children, so I waved my sleeves and raised my collar. Without a cape, I could only pull the corners of my clothes majestically, stroked my empty beard, and walked forward. It was rare for her to walk towards her with a step that her relatives did not recognize.

I patted my sister and shouted angrily:

"younger sister."

The suspicious person turned her head slowly and looked puzzled when she saw me. I seemed to be able to see a vast grassland of question marks above her head.But I feel like this plot is not quite right. I found the illegitimate child, shouldn't she stare in horror, or raise her right hand and left foot to do a praying mantis punch?Why is she confused now?Could this be the legend of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?

She looked at me, then looked down at the cartoon sign in her hand, and looked even more confused when she raised her head.

Thinking about it, she was young and frivolous when she did this, so I persuaded her earnestly:

"Sister, you are still young, you shouldn't waste your youth on a man you can't touch."

My sister was shocked at first, and then a tear burst from the corner of her eye. She opened her mouth and asked me with a pitiful look:

"How do you know I'm broken in love again?"

exome?Who knows why you fell in love?Also "again"?And your brain circuit is spinning and jumping, do I close my eyes? (1)

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-oh-oh-whie to him, why he suddenly got bored of suddenly getting bored with chatting every day!" explain:

"The stories in fairy tales are all deceptive." (2)

"A man's mouth, a deceitful ghost?"

After listening to my words, my sister cried even more fiercely, and then cried out of breath and said:

"He hurt me and laughed it off." (3)

"Happy breakup, happy you, can you find something better?" (4)

The younger sister's whole face collapsed into a bitter face when she heard this.

I felt that something was wrong, and I reflected that I might have said something wrong, so I thought hard about how to make it up, and finally realized that the so-called actions speak louder than words, so I took out the paper in my pocket and silently handed it to my sister.

"Thank you, you are really a good person." The younger sister with a nose and tears took the tissue and suddenly stared at me carefully, and then she pointed at me as if she had suddenly realized something through the fog and asked:

"Hey wait, are you He Lang?"

... Sister, are you still a legendary proxy shooter?

How much is the proxy auction?Also let me make money?

"I am." I nodded.

My sister's eyes lit up when she heard the words,

Could it be!Could it be!She is my fan!I!it turns out!There are also fans who will catch up with you!Oh I'm so moved to cry!

Then she yelled:

"boss!"

Wait, what?

I felt that my head was duang heavily by the big clock in the temple, and my whole body was blinded.

I froze for a moment, then did three things, followed by a bang and a click, and I wiped Lily from my face, and these three things were:

1. Open the door calmly in front of her.

2. Slam the door hard in front of her.

3. Lock the door angrily.

Moral depravity in broad daylight recognizes the boss, trying to cheat me of money?no way!

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But this mushroom-headed girl persevered and never admitted her mistake. She kept slapping on my door with small force, and shouted to the boss through the door. I couldn't stand it so I ran to the balcony.

You knock on your door, I drink my wind, let the east, west, north and south wind blow.I thought I could drink Northwest Wind to fill my stomach and save money for dinner, but unexpectedly my manager called.

"Brother He Lang, what's the matter with you?"

After I picked up the phone, I was confronted with a lot of questions.

"Brother, what did I do?" I was confused.

"I kindly give you an assistant one by one"

"Why did you suddenly assign me an assistant?"

"I heard from the boss that a heavyweight sent a letter to the company expressively explaining the damage to the company, the film, and you if you don't have an assistant for you. The boss immediately asked me to arrange it."

"Then when will my assistant arrive?"

"You're okay! The little girl drove over as soon as she received the job, and you actually blocked the little girl from the door at night?"

"What? Mushroom head is my assistant?"

What the hell? ? ?

"What about the mushroom head, the explosive hair, the curly hair? She's called Lily."

"Lily?"

is that you lilyIs it the legendary Lily Potter who can do magic?

"Your mother specifically asked me not to forget to help you find marriage while helping you with your career, so that you can have a double harvest in love and career. So I specially found a love expert full of stories for you! She can definitely help you find love! Look at how kind my brother treats you!"

Oh, it turns out that the magic you know is not blah blah, but the magic of love spinning around.

But I suddenly remembered the younger sister who cried pear blossoms and rain because of the breakup just now, and I couldn't help asking:

"Are you sure she can act as a matchmaker instead of the head of the fff regiment?"

"Don't ask, it's okay to ask. Don't embarrass other girls anymore, remember to film well, hang up!"

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So I immediately rushed to open the door, Lily was still waiting for me with a banner, my heart softened, and I planned to apologize to her, but Lily said to me:

"Brother, I'm sorry I didn't recognize you just now, mainly because the face of the cartoon character on this banner is too small and the legs are long..."

"You were tall and thin in the photos my manager showed me..."

This is insinuating!It's sarcasm!

"Okay, I know you exist, have a good rest tonight, goodbye!"

I closed the door with a smile, He Lang was smiling, and mmpjpg in my heart

Although, in the end, because I was a little worried about this sister, I sent her back to the room cursingly, and after listening to her love story, I mechanically handed tissues and watched her cry all night.

Her tears were like rivers and seas, washing away the thin and short-lived cycling skills in my mind, and all that was left in my mind was

"Stinky man!"

"Big pig's hoof!"

"Stories in fairy tales are all lies!"

Today is also a day when I am afraid of falling in love every day. I still plan to go back to my room and drink cp to relieve my mood.

The author says:

(1) "Dancing Girl" Jolin Tsai

(2) "Fairy Tale" Guangliang

(3) "Let's Smile" by Na Ying

(4) "Happy Breakup" Liang Jingru