The CP I drink must be HE

135.

After I saw the high-paste version of the "ear kiss" photo, I actually felt a little bit good.Thinking of this, I was terrified, and immediately looped in my mind the fear of meeting the wolf army for the first time, and then silently recited a hundred times in my heart that the wolf is a devil, and scolded myself a thousand times for being hungry. After I was firmly killed in the cradle, I continued to look at other Reuters.

After seeing the photos of kissing ears, I think other Reuters pictures are nothing, but I have to say that the sisters are really well-known, knowledgeable and meticulous nibbling experts, and they are really good at xjbk and candy.I can only exclaim after reading it, "Beautiful batch!".

I just passed by when Han Jiangxue was playing, and it was interpreted as a scene of fighting for favor, and my wife drew a Q version for me. The above Q version, He Lang, pushed Si Han fiercely with his teeth and claws, saying : "This is my husband, my husband, my Zhiye, go away!"

?No, our prosperous, strong, democratic, civilized and harmonious crew is thriving, especially my Buddhist family, who is a wild sugar eater.

Also, when I raised my hand to say hello to Jiang Zhiye, it was interpreted as number metaphysics, that is, when I said hello, my thumb was bent, so I compared it to four, but Jiang Zhiye greeted him with a big palm, and compared it to five, adding up to nine , so we are competing for a long time, showing affection indirectly, and feeding sugar directly.

? ?No, I'm just a little lazy, or I play too many games.

And I accidentally kicked Jiang Zhiye when we were filming the physical education class, and it turned out to be flirting in the end?

? ? ?This is pure accident.

I'm just a kid after reading it, do you have a lot of question marks?Now laziness, carelessness, and passing by can all turn into sugar?

Talking about it.I, who has always been proud of button sugar, bowed down, sister, I kneel down to you.

There is gold under the man's knees, and there are clouds in front of the boss, and the god of candy is none other than you.

But I will definitely buy myself a hula hoop in the future, and when I have nothing to do, just stand inside and don't walk around.

I will never be so lazy again in the future. Every time I say hello, I must remind myself to straighten my fingers and point to the blue sky (1).

And always remind yourself not to get too close to Jiang Zhiye, at least tens of miles away, there is him without me, and I without him, so as not to encourage the reproduction of wild wolves.

136.

But there is still some time we have to stay together, so I deliberately wrapped a colorful headscarf in the morning to match words, no one can see it!

"Morning~" Now I feel like a perfectly disguised agent 007. Dee, agent He Shiny comes on stage.

When Jiang Zhiye saw my appearance, he burst out into a grin, this smile couldn't see his teeth.

I am old and have a weak heart, please stop giving off your charms.

Jiang Zhiye waited for me to walk beside him, he sat and looked at me and said:

"Is Brother Lang an Unrivaled God of War stronger than an Unrivaled Hero?"

I helped the crumbling turban and asked him:

"What?"

What the hell is the God of War? My ideal is The Great Gatsby!

"Others' unrivaled heroes came with colorful auspicious clouds, but my brother Lang came wearing colorful auspicious clouds. Brother Lang is really unique."

I don't know if the turban looks like colorful auspicious clouds, but my heart is really full of waves.

A stack of bath towels can turn into colorful auspicious clouds in the eyes of Jiang Zhiye, Jiang Zhiye, a master of language (manually thumbs up)

This thumb froze because I saw a suspected flying camera in the distance.

It looked like I was in a bad mood, and my mind was filled with howling wolves.

No, wild wolves can no longer reproduce, Jiang Zhiye is sorry, for the sake of the ecosystem, I have to send you away thousands of miles away.

"Brother Lang's turban is crooked, let me help you one by one"

I straightened my waist and took a big step back, Jiang Zhiye's hand stopped in mid-air, so he moved forward.

"What happened to Brother Lang?"

"During peak flu season, wash your hands frequently, ventilate more, and don't join in the fun when there are too many people; drink plenty of water, sleep well, and use melon, fruit, spinach, and milk; hold back your words, keep your face paralyzed, and keep a safe distance." (2)

Then I used Ye Wen's technique and pushed Jiang Zhiye. He was as stable as Mount Tai and did not move, so I moved back persistently, and he continued to approach me persistently. Perform an upside-down for everyone online.

I'm sorry, thanks to my partner Jiang Zhiye who stopped me by the waist, only two jios came out.

Jiang Zhiye's face was close in front of me, and I couldn't help but sigh:

"Why are you so pretty?"

After I finished speaking, I suddenly remembered that my agent said that I am stupid and I want to improve my style, so I sang again:

"You don't know you're beautiful, Ohoh, That's what makes you beautiful~" (3)

I feel that I can sing well, and maybe I can participate in the selection of [-] directions.

Then Jiang Zhiye's face turned red suddenly, but he stared at me firmly again.

I'm not afraid of whoever stares long. I don't blink my eyes when I'm eating cp. After all, I might miss the whole world if I blink.

Jiang Zhiye couldn't do it, he looked at each other for less than a minute and then moved away.Seeing that the tips of his ears were red, I decided to give him a chance to step down after losing the game, so I said:

"We've been dancing a bit too much tango lately, haha."

I seem to hear a villain in my heart shouting: He Lang, shut up.

137.

It’s true that directors are good at spreading salt to wounds, because the director asked me to stay with Jiang Zhiye during the recent wild wolf crisis. For example, today, the director asked Jiang Zhiye to teach me how to ride a bicycle to cope with the next scene.As He Lang who can't dance, what is waiting for me is probably not balance, but ambulance.In addition, I have to be wary of Reuters and avoid physical contact with Jiang Zhiye. I can already imagine myself lying down and listening to the not-so-sounding bibubibu entering the hospital.

The author says:

(1) Adapted from "Wild Wolf disco" Gem

(2) Source Baidu Encyclopedia

(2) "What makes you beautiful" One direction