The CP I drink must be HE

18.

Just as I was trying to murder the past, my phone suddenly received a message from my agent.He said that you should go to the supermarket and buy some fat house happy water, and you can be an otaku again this month.

I broke down on the spot and yelled madly. This month I can only give my parents home but I have no money to reward my wife for spiritual food. Yes, I'm sorry for not being one of the golden threads this month!My wife, I'm sorry, I burst into tears on the spot.I first opened the wife who drew the picture of "Knowing the Book and Dali" and clicked a reward. They told me that the balance was insufficient, and my eyes gradually became blurred. Seeing the gray reward button, I shed another tear, and then opened the video clip of "Jiangchuanhehai", and when I saw that even the coins were 0, I...

The water of the Yellow River, my tears.

My tears form Everest.

The ice melted and became the Nile again.

19.

However, at this time, Pink cursed very fiercely and suddenly sent another message: Blocked because of this?It also has an expression of [the dog bows its head] and [the eyes are pitiful with tears].

It seems that this sister is deeply involved in the drama. I have never had any contact with the actor, and I have never even made eye contact. What is so good about this?According to your way of eating, you look at the birds and trees outside the window, they still have physical contact!The world is confused.Speechless.I don't understand.But looking at this expression, I couldn't bear to wake him up. The ants have been racing away for ten years.

Originally, I thought that this pink cursing and ruthless user was just a desolate sister who was addicted to cp and madness, but after I stared at this sentence for a long time and read it over and over again, combined with the miserable situation that my manager told me, and after a storm in my head, He- Watson-Lang suddenly discovered a blind spot.Pink curses without blinking, you are Sherlock Holmes!

20.

I shouldn't have blocked the video!I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm out of my mind, I should suggest that the up master cut Jiang Zhiye's part, and throw the rest to ghosts!livestock!district!What a talent I am!The agent always says that I don't care about my popularity to gain popularity, look at the agent!I took a big step across the galaxy in my heart, and I was as excited as I took a big step on the moon back then.

If those stupid speeches were made with sound-reducing special effects and dual-channel looping, it would feel so sour!

"Woman, you managed to get my attention." X10086

"Woman, don't play with fire." X10086

"Oh." X10086

Is it three feet around the beam... No, is it the magic sound that pierces the ears and lasts for a hundred days.

I am confident that I will be able to hit the homepage within a day, everyone's chat box is full of my emoticons,

【He-Aotian-Lang】Combined with the wind-shattering Matt of the past

[He-Erkang-Lang] With my distorted face when I acted in a crying scene

[He-I want, I think, don’t you think-lang] with a chin facing the sky Lang

Since then, he has climbed to the pinnacle of the pan-black life and became the winner of various gold, silver and bronze animal awards in life.

Although it is a deep black fire, it is better than now, at least I don't have to eat steamed buns for dinner.Thinking of this, I picked up the steamed buns on the table and started the important activities of sustaining life.

21.

Ahhhhh, I was chewing on the steamed bun and suddenly received a new message.

"Then just change this?"

I coughed violently.

I was so frightened that I almost choked myself to death, I'll go, are all the sisters so distracted when they take cp now?All of these are made like a certain dating website, a certain sincerity and a certain harassment, with bold red letters we provide you with the most sincere service, help you overcome all difficulties, and find the best marriage [cheesy red heart] [cheesy rose] Banner, to help you find all kinds of marriages that don't quite match.Although it is not always possible to pick one out of a million people, to some extent this is understandable.

But I want to see if you are a real tiger or a cat pretending to be a tiger, sister, let me see if you really have this ability.

I tossed my hair and typed two words: of course

It's impossible. Over the years, my acting skills have been decided by me, as bad as I want it to be. Comedies, tragedies, ethics dramas, crying and kissing dramas, emotional dramas, as long as He Lang acts, they will all be transformed into sand sculpture dramas.The director is not shameless, the audience is not haha, I will not be in that play.How real my cp is, how bad my acting skills are.

What?Who said the cp I was drinking wasn't real?You say it again?sharpen the knife

It's not that I don't work hard, it's that I'm not this kind of material. People who have watched the performances I have practiced for a long time either laugh hard or ask me to act in sketches.

But I have a grand dream. I have determined to step out of the bright road since I was a child.

Kneeling and crawling also have to climb down.I made up my mind while eating steamed buns.

That pink scolding person is very fierce. After I replied of course, I sent a [dog showing cute nod] and a sentence I dived after I knew it.This sister just came and left so lightly, without even leaving a cloud behind?Who allowed you to go offline? (Sharpening the knife to my sister. Didn’t you follow me before you left?! My fans are only one round away. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh have I chatted with you for so long, The feeling of being an [-]th line is not as fulfilling as the live broadcasting industry. Others don’t even need to show their faces, and some people press buttons for them. But I, when I go up to scream and hang up more than ten feet, I can learn to meow when I hit beep. , I have done everything from contributing to happiness to splitting the fork, this number of fans is still unshakable, and I burst into tears again.

22.

While I was still sending out grievances, the software suddenly reminded Wuli Jiang Zhiye to update Weibo!

@江知野New year, new variety show [抱拳]……

ah!The sun shines on the earth, everything is open and cheerful, the spring and the scenery are calm, the sky is bright, the sky is bright, and the steamed buns are gorgeously transformed into a full banquet of Han and Han!

Proficiently open the incognito mode and log in to the trumpet, I’m here, I’m here, I’m here, I’m here, I’m here, I’m here, I’m here, I’m here, I’m here, I’m here, I’m going, I’m going to take a look Are you on a variety show?When I clicked on Jiang Zhiye's Weibo, I saw my aunt, no, my uncle smiled.

I immediately calculated the probability of Jiang Zhiye and his family members appearing in my heart. Han Shanxue doesn't seem to have much interaction recently, but I believe they are changing pajamas in private!The villas in Jiangchuan Hehai are all moldy, and I have to slowly clean up the sugar every day. This job is referred to as socool, Chinese sweeping, and the full name is sweeping mold and sugar.The monthly income is...spiritual abundance!

Zhishu Dali recently won two Best Actors together in the same drama, together recently... together recently!recent!Together!These four words are magnified a hundred times in my mind, and the definition is higher than that of a zoomable ultra-wide-angle high-definition camera.But I suddenly remembered that Jiang Zhiye seems to have acted in a drama recently. The name is very painful, and the plot seems to be very painful. All in all, it makes me feel the pain when girls come to relatives.There is only one reason why this drama is so popular, that is, Jiang Zhiye's affectionate hero image is portrayed as affectionate max, every move, frown, smile, stumble and bump make people cry, while the heroine in the drama is like a vase, beautiful is beautiful, but the eyes Sluggish, emotionless, biting comments said she acted like walkingdead, but for some reason, many people thought they were a good match.

Every time when I am happy to eat sugar, I can’t help it when I see a marketing account sticking to the top and embarrassingly saying that they match well and sending out some photos with angles that are as accurate as an [-]x mirror.

Do you have a lot of question marks, kid?

Of course, for me, there are not only question marks but also "I'm angry" marks.

No matter inside or outside the play, I can't see that girl has any little bit of affection for Jiang Zhiye.The strange thing is that the elder sister held Jiang Zhiye's hand tightly during the interview, and the eyes she looked at Jiang Zhiye during the interview were brighter than in the play, making people feel that she is going to sing a flash in the next second In a flash, the picture is too beautiful to imagine.