The CP I drink must be HE
Chapter 11?macho coquettish
54.
Didn't you just look calm and calm?All of a sudden, a strong wind and a big wave blew up your head?But looking at the mess on the stage, I can also feel that this biscuit has a lot of stamina.Everyone laughed together in the middle of the stage, and Jiang Zhiye and I stood in the corner.So I asked Jiang Zhiye:
"Don't you like to eat?"
He drooped his ears listlessly and said:
"I don't like it, I hate it."
Why is it a bit like... the dog ate a little bit of chocolate, er, no, why does Jiang Zhiye always have dog ears today? ? ?
"You don't like to eat, why do you have to accept punishment? I'll just go!" I was a little distressed and angry at myself for a moment, I made the cp I was eating tired, so my tone was a little aggressive, even the respect of Teacher Jiang I forgot to call them all.
Jiang Zhiye was even more aggrieved, he said in a low voice:
"But Teacher He also hates eating..."
"Although I hate eating, I can bear it!" The hardships I have suffered are the medals of the acting career!fine!By the way, why is he so sure that I hate coriander?
After listening to what I said, Jiang Zhiye raised his head and said to me firmly:
"I, I can bear it too!" Although he was not choked to tears by the smell, why do I always feel like he is trying to sniff his nose to hold back his tears? ? ?
I feel like my brain is out of whack today. Looking at Jiang Zhiye, I think he looks like a dog. I even want to touch my head at the moment. I moved my hand to pat him on the shoulder, and he, suddenly, put his head close to my palm.
My hand seemed to have been cast with a holding spell, and it stopped in mid-air, less than one centimeter away from Jiang Zhiye's head.
I never thought that stretching out and retracting could become the subject of debate between Xiao He No. [-] and Xiao He No. [-] in my mind.
Xiao He No. [-] said: "Stretch out! The cp you ate was defeated by Coriander because of you, why don't you comfort him to soothe his wounded heart?"
Xiao He No. [-] said: "Take it back! Is Mr. Renjiang familiar with you? Is it suitable for you to kill? Huh?"
Before they invited the deputy debater to appear, Jiang Zhiye had already selected the best argument, and his head was stuck to my hand.
So I could only undo the immobilization spell, and gently rubbed the fluffy head.The hair quality is very good, I have confirmed the feel, it is Rejoice.
But at this moment, my mood is as weird as seeing the God of Wealth in a haunted house, as embarrassing as jumping off baggy pants in a rope skipping competition, and as confused as a child full of question marks.
I'm crying, what the hell am I doing here today?Did you come here to take advantage of the actor?
"I'm fine, thank you Mr. He, Mr. He is so nice, just like a big brother." At my age, being called a big brother instead of an old man is really bursting with joy in an instant, the little Jiang Zhiye I'm afraid his mouth was wiped with honey, and he might not have been a hardworking bee in his previous life. Everything he said made my heart sweet.So I touched his head involuntarily, and he rubbed it obediently again.
I swear this isn't taking advantage, it's just!It's just that the father's love is flooding, a proper socialist father-son relationship!
"Brother Lang, I'm fine." Hearing the word "Brother Lang", I trembled all over, only to see Jiang Zhiye raised his head, smiled very sweetly and changed his address very naturally.This safe distance has been shortened by several thousand meters in an instant. Jiang Zhiye may not have been a wall demolition worker in his last life, and he specialized in demolishing walls between people for 100 years.He called me Brother Lang, shouldn't I politely repay him... wild brother?The wild for wild racing?Uh...forget it, Jiang Zhiye has a high-end atmosphere, how can he have such a low name!must!Then what should I shout?Brother?Why is it so like an insect?Brother Jiang?How can you shout "lower"! ?Jiang Zhiye must give me upupup!
Before I could call out all kinds of strange names, Jiang Zhiye quickly said:
"Brother Lang, it's a good thing you didn't eat it, this biscuit is really terrible!" Jiang Zhiye's face was full of shock.
"I……"
"It's a good thing I'm here, otherwise Brother Lang would suffer." Jiang Zhiye patted his chest again.
"you……"
"But it's great that Brother Lang can come to this show." Jiang Zhiye smiled very charmingly.
"Uh...that"
"Brother Lang, this..."
"Brother Lang, I..."
"Brother Lang!"
"Brother Lang!"
"Brother Lang one by one"
Was Jiang Zhiye's private feelings so full?Sure enough, people cannot be judged by their appearance.But Brother Lang yelled like other boy groups shouting their names at the beginning. It was still a one-man boy group, and I was the only one who sang, danced and played.
"Brother Lang..."
I was blown up by Jiang Zhiye's 360-degree surround sound allaroundyou's "Brother Lang", after all, I couldn't bear it anymore.
"Teacher Jiang, you one by one"
"Brother Lang, it's time for the next game!" Jiang Zhiye said excitedly, blinking his big round black eyes.
K! O!
Why is Jiang Zhiye so beautiful!
The world is not fair, everyone is an actor, why am I the only one disabled.
55.
But this scene of brothers and sisters can't last long, because how can my little [-]th line have the opportunity to participate in two games?Just like the first aid time for a stroke, my golden twenty minutes cannot be extended.
Jiang Zhiye took a big step, but found that there was no one beside him, so he looked back at me.
"Brother Lang?"
In these few minutes, the number of occurrences of this title is higher than that of me, you, and him, comparable to the breathing rate, Jiang Zhiye brand ventilator, how can it not be called Brother Lang.
"I...I'm leaving."
After this short game, there is no place for me here!
Jiang Zhiye was stunned for a moment, and then quickly retreated back to me. To me, it felt like the movie was reversed 25 times faster, but Jiang Zhiye's face was originally like a one-second Oscar literary movie. He widened his eyes and was a little anxious ask me:
"what?"
"Is Brother Lang leaving?"
"So fast?"
"I just played a game with Brother Lang."
"It's only been less than half an hour."
Jiang Zhiye was very, very wronged for me, filled with righteous indignation, as if the [-]th line being suppressed was himself.I was shocked, did he still empathize with me?Isn't Jiang Zhiye a Ziwei star?He also experienced these?But excuse me, so the difference between the first line and the eighteenth line is to use minutes and hours to calculate the playing time?But I have made progress. I used to count in seconds, and the speed of [-] centimeters per second is me.
56.
"Okay! Cut! Everyone prepare for the next game!" The director ordered everyone to relax immediately and began to rub their hands to prepare for the next game.
I can't help but lament that the first-line stars are so nice, and they can play a few more games. Others only have time for one song, but I only have time for one game.
"He Lang, let's go!" Seeing that I was still chatting with Jiang Zhiye leisurely, the director couldn't help yelling and waving at me, maybe he was still complaining in his heart that this little 20th line was sticking close to the actor for the sake of the exit rate , It is estimated that the next sentence will be called a contemporary vampire in the [-]th century.
"Okay!" I turned around and yelled angrily across most of the venue. The director must never be offended. I depend on him for my livelihood and my family. Then I turned around and went to talk to Jiang Zhiye Farewell, and finally saw...
With a dark face and expressionless face, the wind and rain are about to come, gloomy and gloomy, Shen Jiang Zhiye.
Behind it is like an iceberg Everest rising from the ground.
The sky is like a sledgehammer thundering like a thunder god.
good!Jiang Zhiye is still a giant A boss!It was just an illusion!illusion! Illusion!Fake!It seems that I have read too many articles recently, and it is easy to get dazzled.How could the giant A be like this...
What?
As soon as I turned my head, Jiang Zhiye immediately showed me a face-changing skill that was superior to that of Peking opera performers.
"I really don't want to part with Brother Lang." Jiang Zhiye looked sad and disappointed.
"Is there still a chance to record a show with Brother Lang?"
If this is a QQ or WeChat conversation, there will probably be a QAQ at the end, not just one QAQ, maybe several QAQQAQQAQ, and maybe a dog with a downcast [呵].
I'm done, I really see the real and the fake in the fog, I can't tell what is real and what is fake.
Seeing my face looking lonely and confused, Jiang Zhiye didn't know why and suddenly asked me aggrieved:
"Brother Lang, don't you want to share the stage with me?"
"But I really want to."
"It turns out Brother Lang hates me."
"That's right, I'm useless, I'm empty-handed, I'm one by one"
"Come to three and four to four?" I don't know why I took it all of a sudden, jingle one, two, three, four.
Jiang Zhiye's face instantly collapsed into a bitter face.
"Brother Lang one by one" wronged and wronged Jiang Zhiye.
"Do you look at me like this?" Jiang Zhiye said with tears in his eyes.
"Brother Lang is too much." Poor Jiang Zhiye.
I was instantly filled with guilt.
"Uh...sorry"
"There is definitely a chance for us to be on the same stage!" I patted him on the shoulder vigorously and energetically.
After all... It is always my ultimate life ideal to be on the show with my CP!
He raised his head and his eyes were full of sincerity and gratitude to Liang Jingjing.
"I will prove that I am wholehearted." Jiang Zhiye suddenly made up his mind.
Hello? Is wifi okay?Haven't we already moved on to the next topic?
Didn't you just look calm and calm?All of a sudden, a strong wind and a big wave blew up your head?But looking at the mess on the stage, I can also feel that this biscuit has a lot of stamina.Everyone laughed together in the middle of the stage, and Jiang Zhiye and I stood in the corner.So I asked Jiang Zhiye:
"Don't you like to eat?"
He drooped his ears listlessly and said:
"I don't like it, I hate it."
Why is it a bit like... the dog ate a little bit of chocolate, er, no, why does Jiang Zhiye always have dog ears today? ? ?
"You don't like to eat, why do you have to accept punishment? I'll just go!" I was a little distressed and angry at myself for a moment, I made the cp I was eating tired, so my tone was a little aggressive, even the respect of Teacher Jiang I forgot to call them all.
Jiang Zhiye was even more aggrieved, he said in a low voice:
"But Teacher He also hates eating..."
"Although I hate eating, I can bear it!" The hardships I have suffered are the medals of the acting career!fine!By the way, why is he so sure that I hate coriander?
After listening to what I said, Jiang Zhiye raised his head and said to me firmly:
"I, I can bear it too!" Although he was not choked to tears by the smell, why do I always feel like he is trying to sniff his nose to hold back his tears? ? ?
I feel like my brain is out of whack today. Looking at Jiang Zhiye, I think he looks like a dog. I even want to touch my head at the moment. I moved my hand to pat him on the shoulder, and he, suddenly, put his head close to my palm.
My hand seemed to have been cast with a holding spell, and it stopped in mid-air, less than one centimeter away from Jiang Zhiye's head.
I never thought that stretching out and retracting could become the subject of debate between Xiao He No. [-] and Xiao He No. [-] in my mind.
Xiao He No. [-] said: "Stretch out! The cp you ate was defeated by Coriander because of you, why don't you comfort him to soothe his wounded heart?"
Xiao He No. [-] said: "Take it back! Is Mr. Renjiang familiar with you? Is it suitable for you to kill? Huh?"
Before they invited the deputy debater to appear, Jiang Zhiye had already selected the best argument, and his head was stuck to my hand.
So I could only undo the immobilization spell, and gently rubbed the fluffy head.The hair quality is very good, I have confirmed the feel, it is Rejoice.
But at this moment, my mood is as weird as seeing the God of Wealth in a haunted house, as embarrassing as jumping off baggy pants in a rope skipping competition, and as confused as a child full of question marks.
I'm crying, what the hell am I doing here today?Did you come here to take advantage of the actor?
"I'm fine, thank you Mr. He, Mr. He is so nice, just like a big brother." At my age, being called a big brother instead of an old man is really bursting with joy in an instant, the little Jiang Zhiye I'm afraid his mouth was wiped with honey, and he might not have been a hardworking bee in his previous life. Everything he said made my heart sweet.So I touched his head involuntarily, and he rubbed it obediently again.
I swear this isn't taking advantage, it's just!It's just that the father's love is flooding, a proper socialist father-son relationship!
"Brother Lang, I'm fine." Hearing the word "Brother Lang", I trembled all over, only to see Jiang Zhiye raised his head, smiled very sweetly and changed his address very naturally.This safe distance has been shortened by several thousand meters in an instant. Jiang Zhiye may not have been a wall demolition worker in his last life, and he specialized in demolishing walls between people for 100 years.He called me Brother Lang, shouldn't I politely repay him... wild brother?The wild for wild racing?Uh...forget it, Jiang Zhiye has a high-end atmosphere, how can he have such a low name!must!Then what should I shout?Brother?Why is it so like an insect?Brother Jiang?How can you shout "lower"! ?Jiang Zhiye must give me upupup!
Before I could call out all kinds of strange names, Jiang Zhiye quickly said:
"Brother Lang, it's a good thing you didn't eat it, this biscuit is really terrible!" Jiang Zhiye's face was full of shock.
"I……"
"It's a good thing I'm here, otherwise Brother Lang would suffer." Jiang Zhiye patted his chest again.
"you……"
"But it's great that Brother Lang can come to this show." Jiang Zhiye smiled very charmingly.
"Uh...that"
"Brother Lang, this..."
"Brother Lang, I..."
"Brother Lang!"
"Brother Lang!"
"Brother Lang one by one"
Was Jiang Zhiye's private feelings so full?Sure enough, people cannot be judged by their appearance.But Brother Lang yelled like other boy groups shouting their names at the beginning. It was still a one-man boy group, and I was the only one who sang, danced and played.
"Brother Lang..."
I was blown up by Jiang Zhiye's 360-degree surround sound allaroundyou's "Brother Lang", after all, I couldn't bear it anymore.
"Teacher Jiang, you one by one"
"Brother Lang, it's time for the next game!" Jiang Zhiye said excitedly, blinking his big round black eyes.
K! O!
Why is Jiang Zhiye so beautiful!
The world is not fair, everyone is an actor, why am I the only one disabled.
55.
But this scene of brothers and sisters can't last long, because how can my little [-]th line have the opportunity to participate in two games?Just like the first aid time for a stroke, my golden twenty minutes cannot be extended.
Jiang Zhiye took a big step, but found that there was no one beside him, so he looked back at me.
"Brother Lang?"
In these few minutes, the number of occurrences of this title is higher than that of me, you, and him, comparable to the breathing rate, Jiang Zhiye brand ventilator, how can it not be called Brother Lang.
"I...I'm leaving."
After this short game, there is no place for me here!
Jiang Zhiye was stunned for a moment, and then quickly retreated back to me. To me, it felt like the movie was reversed 25 times faster, but Jiang Zhiye's face was originally like a one-second Oscar literary movie. He widened his eyes and was a little anxious ask me:
"what?"
"Is Brother Lang leaving?"
"So fast?"
"I just played a game with Brother Lang."
"It's only been less than half an hour."
Jiang Zhiye was very, very wronged for me, filled with righteous indignation, as if the [-]th line being suppressed was himself.I was shocked, did he still empathize with me?Isn't Jiang Zhiye a Ziwei star?He also experienced these?But excuse me, so the difference between the first line and the eighteenth line is to use minutes and hours to calculate the playing time?But I have made progress. I used to count in seconds, and the speed of [-] centimeters per second is me.
56.
"Okay! Cut! Everyone prepare for the next game!" The director ordered everyone to relax immediately and began to rub their hands to prepare for the next game.
I can't help but lament that the first-line stars are so nice, and they can play a few more games. Others only have time for one song, but I only have time for one game.
"He Lang, let's go!" Seeing that I was still chatting with Jiang Zhiye leisurely, the director couldn't help yelling and waving at me, maybe he was still complaining in his heart that this little 20th line was sticking close to the actor for the sake of the exit rate , It is estimated that the next sentence will be called a contemporary vampire in the [-]th century.
"Okay!" I turned around and yelled angrily across most of the venue. The director must never be offended. I depend on him for my livelihood and my family. Then I turned around and went to talk to Jiang Zhiye Farewell, and finally saw...
With a dark face and expressionless face, the wind and rain are about to come, gloomy and gloomy, Shen Jiang Zhiye.
Behind it is like an iceberg Everest rising from the ground.
The sky is like a sledgehammer thundering like a thunder god.
good!Jiang Zhiye is still a giant A boss!It was just an illusion!illusion! Illusion!Fake!It seems that I have read too many articles recently, and it is easy to get dazzled.How could the giant A be like this...
What?
As soon as I turned my head, Jiang Zhiye immediately showed me a face-changing skill that was superior to that of Peking opera performers.
"I really don't want to part with Brother Lang." Jiang Zhiye looked sad and disappointed.
"Is there still a chance to record a show with Brother Lang?"
If this is a QQ or WeChat conversation, there will probably be a QAQ at the end, not just one QAQ, maybe several QAQQAQQAQ, and maybe a dog with a downcast [呵].
I'm done, I really see the real and the fake in the fog, I can't tell what is real and what is fake.
Seeing my face looking lonely and confused, Jiang Zhiye didn't know why and suddenly asked me aggrieved:
"Brother Lang, don't you want to share the stage with me?"
"But I really want to."
"It turns out Brother Lang hates me."
"That's right, I'm useless, I'm empty-handed, I'm one by one"
"Come to three and four to four?" I don't know why I took it all of a sudden, jingle one, two, three, four.
Jiang Zhiye's face instantly collapsed into a bitter face.
"Brother Lang one by one" wronged and wronged Jiang Zhiye.
"Do you look at me like this?" Jiang Zhiye said with tears in his eyes.
"Brother Lang is too much." Poor Jiang Zhiye.
I was instantly filled with guilt.
"Uh...sorry"
"There is definitely a chance for us to be on the same stage!" I patted him on the shoulder vigorously and energetically.
After all... It is always my ultimate life ideal to be on the show with my CP!
He raised his head and his eyes were full of sincerity and gratitude to Liang Jingjing.
"I will prove that I am wholehearted." Jiang Zhiye suddenly made up his mind.
Hello? Is wifi okay?Haven't we already moved on to the next topic?
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