Alpaca [Transmigration Book]

For a moment, the sky was very dim, the clouds were very gray, and the sound of rain outside the window was not considered noisy.

The plain-looking little alpaca suddenly felt a chill in his heart, as if thousands of horses of the same kind were galloping past the barren Gobi desert in his heart.

As a social animal who has read many tyrants' novels, Yiqiu's biggest dream in this life is to meet a tyrant, give her a check every day, and say to her: "Woman, no matter what method I use, I Spend it before you get dark."

This kind of good thing really makes people laugh out loud just thinking about it.

And just yesterday, You Yan gave her a lot of silver and asked her to go out and buy some clothes and jewelry by herself.

Although You Yan is not a domineering president, the money that can be spent at will is always real. It is the first time Yiqiu has this kind of treatment when he grows up.

The reason why goblins can conjure objects at will is not because they can create something out of nothing, but because they carry spiritual pouches that can hold things, which are very convenient for depositing or taking out.

Such a convenient thing, she got one from You Yan as early as the second day of her incarnation, and tied it around her waist together with the ugly sachet.

Yesterday, relying on this pouch, Yiqiu was able to bring back a lot of new clothes and jewelry.

No, she just had a beautiful morning, and before she tried everything on, she was poured cold water by You Yan.

What is average appearance?

Seeing that the atmosphere was dull just now, she deliberately changed into a new set of clothes, hoping to find an excuse to talk to the bird woman to relieve boredom.

But what about the bird woman?Not only did she not appreciate it, but she even said "the beauty is mediocre", which instantly killed her joy!

Why is she so flat-looking?

She looked at herself in the water, obviously... obviously it shouldn't be bad.

Obviously, yesterday, she was praised for her beauty in the clothing store, in the jewelry store, and in front of the roadside stalls...

She knew that she was a vicuna, an ingredient in Xiaoniao Gu Gu Fei's writing.

Such a cannon fodder, she didn't even have a human figure in the original text, so she became a delicacy in a stew pot. It is impossible for her to have the amazing beauty endowed by the author through words.

But she changed into the newly bought clothes and ran to You Yan happily, not to hear You Yan comment on her appearance!

Can this bird woman speak human words?May I ask, who in this world would say "you look average" to a friend who just came out of the fitting room when shopping for clothes with friends?

The more Yiqiu thought about it, the angrier he became, he was so angry that he almost lost the reason that an adult should have, wishing he could turn back into an alpaca and spit on the bird woman in front of him.

She looked at You Yan and gritted her teeth for a long time, trying hard to suppress the anger in her heart, but in the end she clenched her little fists little by little.

"What's your expression?" You Yan asked lightly, without any guilt in his tone.

It seems that the bird woman has never heard of the common saying "bad words hurt people in June".

Or, even if the bird woman had heard of it, she wouldn't care at all.Because she grew up eating bamboo shoots, giant pandas don't love bamboo shoots like her, and she hurts others, so she doesn't bother to care whether others are sad or sad!

Yiqiu closed his eyes and took a deep breath, then let it out slowly.

After repeating this three times, she carried the hem of her skirt and walked back to the bed, and took back all the things that had been piled up in a mess on top of her spirit pouch.

Then, he sat down on the floor, leaning his back against the edge of the bed, crossing his arms and feeling sullen.

You Yan sat by the window for a while, and when she heard that there was no movement behind her, she couldn't help but glanced back at Yi Qiu, and asked lightly, "What's wrong?"

Yiqiu frowned and "hummed", turned his head away from Youyan, with unhappiness written all over his face.

This bird woman dared to ask her what's wrong!

I'm so angry, it's so obvious, why ask? !

You Yan stood up, walked slowly to the table, frowned and drank the medicine Jiang Yuyao sent.

Yiqiu subconsciously glanced at it, bit her inner lip, imagined a package of candied fruit wrapped in oil paper from her spiritual sac, raised her hand and smashed it hard at Youyan.

You Yan's face remained unchanged, and his fingertips drew a graceful arc in mid-air, and with a light hook, he took the candied fruit that suddenly stagnated in mid-air into his hand.

"I bought it yesterday, eat some if you feel bitter." Yi Qiu muttered softly, tilting his head and sulking again.

She is 28 years old, long past the age when she likes to eat sweets, and she didn't even think about buying candied fruit when she met her on the road. After walking past that shop for a long time, she remembered that You Yan had been drinking medicine these days.

She thought, that Chinese medicine smells bitter enough, and it must taste unpleasant to drink. If it is a little sweet and can suppress the bitterness in the mouth, it should be much more comfortable.

So... so she stopped by and bought some.

It's just a way!

You Yan unwrapped the oil-paper package, looked at the candied fruit inside, and couldn't help feeling a little warmth in his eyes.

Yiqiu subconsciously watched You Yan from the corner of her eye, seeing him standing at the table and eating two candied fruit she bought, the anger in her stomach was not as strong as before.

After You Yan finished eating two candied fruit, he didn't seem to like it very much, so he flicked his finger to push it away a little.

She pulled a stool and sat down at the table, glanced at Yiqiu, and asked unhurriedly, "You bought it for me?"

Yiqiu frowned, and said, "I bought it for you!"

You Yan said lightly: "It seems that you like to eat this kind of children's stuff."

"I don't like it! You think I'm happy to buy it? The reason why I bought it back is because..."

At this point in Yiqiu's words, he suddenly paused for a moment, and subconsciously blinked guiltily.

"Because?" You Yan asked with great interest, "Because of what?"

"It's because..." Yi Qiu couldn't help frowning.

It's so annoying, You Yan just disliked her appearance, and now she really doesn't want to admit that she really bought this candied fruit for You Yan.

"Because everyone is taking medicine recently!" Yi Qiu said, picked up the pillow, turned to stare at You Yan, and shouted, "You eat less, I will give Jiang Yuyao and Xiaozhu's trotters later." send it!"

Hearing this, You Yan hooked his index finger lightly, and brought the candied fruit bag that he had just pushed away to him, reached out and took out one, put it in his mouth, and ate it silently.

After that, the bird woman seemed to be addicted to eating, sending one after another to her mouth.

Seeing Yiqiu, she couldn't help but lean back a little, a trace of doubt flashed in her eyes.

"You, you..." Yiqiu hesitated for a moment, then raised his eyebrows suddenly, and said in retaliation, "It seems that you like to eat this kind of child's stuff?"

You Yan didn't say yes or no, just said lightly: "This bag is mine, whoever likes to eat it, let them buy it with their own silver taels."

"Cut..." Be stingy.

As soon as I heard that I was going to give something to someone else, I immediately became overbearing.

Yiqiu rolled his eyes, hugged the pillow and fell sideways.

You Yan raised his eyebrows to look at her, and said, "Why are you losing your temper there?"

"You have the nerve to ask!" Yi Qiu was so angry that she sat up again in an instant, her eyes staring fiercely at the indifferent Youyan.

"What's wrong with me?" You Yan asked back.

"I, I just asked you...asked you if you look good!" Yi Qiu said, holding the skirt on her body with both hands, and hammered the mattress under her body with excitement.

"Oh..." You Yan suddenly realized, "You said this!"

"Otherwise!" Yiqiu gritted his teeth and asked.

You Yan pondered for a moment, then asked innocently: "I said you are average-looking, do you have any objections?"

"I..." Yi Qiu stared at You Yan and choked for a long time before shouting out a sentence, "I'm ugly, I'm ugly! But did I ask what you look like? I asked about this dress, is this dress good-looking? !"

Yiqiu was so angry that he jumped up from the ground, his bare feet stomping frantically on the flattened mattress.

She has never seen someone as irritating as You Yan in her life!

No, she was wrong, You Yan is not a person at all!

This is a very poisonous giant hummingbird!The thorn on the butt is poisonous, but the mouth is more poisonous than the thorn!

Yiqiu is really puzzled, this bird woman is so poisonous, how can she not kill her?

"Stop jumping..." You Yan frowned.

"..." Yiqiu subconsciously paused for half a second, the more he thought about it, the more unwilling he felt, so he continued to jump up and down disobediently.

"Stand still, you can't see clearly." You Yan said again.

Yi Qiu couldn't help being taken aback, and after a moment of hesitation, she obediently stood beside the bed.

I can't see what it means?

Is You Yan looking at the clothes on her now?

Yiqiu hesitated for a while, then subconsciously lowered his head to straighten out his messed up hair and dress, and stood upright even in an interview.

You Yan looked her up and down and said, "It's okay..."

"Okay?" Yiqiu habitually stretched her neck forward.

"Hmm..." You Yan responded, taking a sip of tea.

Yiqiu retracted her neck, pursed her lips, and suddenly changed into another set of clothes, raised her eyebrows and asked, "You Yan! What about this one?"

You Yan put down the cup, raised his eyebrows and looked at Yiqiu.

After a long time, he couldn't help but chuckled, and said, "How much did you buy? Change them all up and see."

After hearing this, Yiqiu couldn't help being delighted: "There are so many!"

She ran to You Yan with her two bare feet, ate a mouthful of candied fruit, drank a cup of tea, and said happily, "Help me choose, I will turn around and retreat if it doesn't look good!"

"Don't bother, there is no shortage of that little silver."

"Then you are really a bossy woman!"

You Yan pondered for a few seconds, then said: "Speaking humanly..."

Yiqiu frowned, and smiled: "Praise you!"

No kidding, she really praised this bird woman.

She thought, she must be a coaxable alpaca, she was furious just a second ago, but as long as You Yan treats her a little better, she can forget everything.

But... Maybe it's also because, no matter how annoying You Yan's words were, she never treated her badly.

Yiqiu couldn't help but think of the cold-blooded and ruthless Demon Lord You Yan in the novel.

She remembered very clearly that the little bird Gu Gu Fei once wrote that You Yan sent spiritual power to the vicuna who had never been able to open his mind more than once, and did not kill it until he completely lost his patience.

Such a big villain who wants wind and rain, why does he have to focus on a stupid alpaca?

Is an alpaca so cute?