Alpaca [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 39
For a moment, Yiqiu really wanted to shout something to Youyan.
"Bird girl, are your eyes broken?"
"That woman just now is Jumang, the guardian of Fusang, the wood god Jumang!"
"I brought back such interesting people to you, so you are not surprised at all, aren't you surprised at all!"
However, there are some things I want to think about, and I must never say them.
After all, she is just a vicuna, an ordinary vicuna, how could she know what Fusang is and what Jumang is?
So in the end, she still had to face up to her little guilt of being lazy.
"I...I can't hold it!" The little alpaca was very wronged, and when it defended itself, it wished to squeeze a few tears from those round peas eyes, "I'm not a human being, and I No hands, you ordered so many dishes, you need two lunch boxes to hold them, I can't get them back!"
"Will it be heavy if you tie it on your body and carry it back?" You Yan asked with a smile.
"But, but..." Yi Qiu hesitated for a long time, then suddenly remembered something, raised his head and said confidently, "That person offered to help me get it, and I can't speak, how can I refuse her!"
As she said, she quickly lay down at You Yan's feet again, and said, "I just walked the mountain road all night yesterday, so I'm really tired! When I woke up this morning, my legs, they are so tired. Sour, sore, and weak, plus I'm hungry, I really don't have much strength...
Think about it, if I got tired and collapsed on the way back, wouldn’t you be hungry too? "
Hearing the words, You Yan gave an indifferent "hmm", then pushed the empty lunch box aside, sat down gently at the table, picked up the bowls and chopsticks, and picked up a piece of bright red braised braised pork Rou, looked at Yiqiu with a half-smile, and asked lightly, "What is the identity of that woman?"
Looking at the braised pork, Yiqiu couldn't help swallowing: "I don't know, but I heard someone call her Sixth Senior Sister."
"No more?" You Yan asked.
"It's gone..." The little alpaca stood up, put its furry head on the table, and looked at Youyan pitifully.
"Oh..." You Yan said, and put the braised pork into his mouth.
Yiqiu swallowed again, her small eyes were filled with great anticipation.
In the past, when eating, You Yan would eat a mouthful by himself, and then feed Yiqiu a mouthful.
However, today, after You Yan ate that piece of meat, he closed his eyes directly, and chewed slowly for a long time with his mouth closed at a speed that could kill an alpaca before he swallowed it and opened his eyes. Moved the chopsticks again.
Yiqiu's eyes lit up, but he saw You Yan picked up a piece of vegetable and put it into his mouth again, starting a new round of chewing that could kill the alpaca in a hurry.
She could tell that this bird woman was angry with her.
How can the little alpaca bear this grievance?
She gritted her teeth, stretched her neck, and planned to reach for the food on the plate with her mouth - even if her face was covered with paste, she still wanted to eat!
But in the next second, You Yan pressed the end of the chopsticks against her mouth.
Yiqiu groaned from the tip of his nose, shrank his head slightly, raised his eyes to look at Youyan, and muttered softly: "I'm hungry..."
"What is the identity of that woman?" You Yan asked again indifferently.
Yiqiu has come to his senses now, Youyan is testing her, testing if she has something to hide.
She did hide something, but the truth in her heart must never be said.
As an alpaca, an ordinary alpaca, she was sure and sure, she could only know so much information.
So, she took a deep breath, and after a brief silence, she gave the exact same answer as before: "I only heard someone call her Sixth Senior Sister..."
This time, You Yan stared at the vicuna thoughtfully for a few seconds, then frowned and smiled: "You don't look like a nice person, stay away from her."
After hearing this, Yiqiu couldn't help complaining in her heart.
"You bird woman, you are a big villain yourself, and you still say that others are not good people!"
"In the eyes of you, the devil, is there any god who can be a good person?"
But there are some things I want to return to, saying that it is absolutely impossible to say them.
A smart alpaca naturally has to learn to judge the situation. For example, now, what You Yan says must be what it is.
According to past experience, at this time, there is no need to think about right or wrong, just nod wildly like a chicken pecking at rice, to show your loyalty, and the job is over.
Sure enough, before this head was tapped a few times, You Yan had already evoked a slight smile under her mindless catering, and finally let her eat this lunch.
After eating and drinking enough, Yiqiu stretched at the table for a while, and then fell into deep thought.
You Yan should have recognized Jumang, otherwise it shouldn't be the reaction just now.
In any case, if all the characters required for the initial main line are available, it won't be long before the main line will officially start.
Yiqiu couldn't help but glanced down at the sachet on her neck, and then turned her head to look at You Yan who was playing with pen and ink at the desk at the moment, feeling somewhat complicated for a while.
"Can I really change her?" She asked softly in her heart.
No one gave her an answer, even the waste system full of nonsense fell silent at this moment.
Forget it, let's take a step at a time.
there's always a solution to any problem.
How can there be a book traveler who is familiar with the original text in this world, why can't he just be a villain?
From now on, she will follow You Yan closely every day, watching the changes from the sidelines, seeing the tricks.
She couldn't believe it, this bird woman could successfully brainwash that little pig's hooves under her nose.
At the moment of making up his mind, the vicuna shook his stiff front hooves with great difficulty, and his round eyes were full of two words - firm.
However, Yiqiu at that time did not realize the seriousness of the matter.
And when she realized that something was wrong, more than half a month had passed.
At this moment, the Xianlu Sect, just like the novel, is preparing for the four-yearly trial meeting. All the disciples in the sect are eager to try it. Walking in the mountains, you can see people discussing it everywhere, which is very lively.
However, all of this seems to have nothing to do with You Yan.
More than half a month has passed, this big villain who was supposed to be actively brainwashing the male protagonist every day and night, has been quiet recently, like a big idler who is eating, drinking and waiting to watch a movie.
Seeing that the registration time for the Trial Conference was about to close, the villain in the novel who tried his best to persuade the male lead to register was still on strike until now, showing no sign of moving.
May I ask if the villain doesn't fool the little pig's trotters, how can the little pig's trotters participate in the trial meeting?
If Piglet doesn't go to the Trial Conference, how can he get the place to go down the mountain?
The little pig's hooves don't go down the mountain to practice, so how should the main plot behind the original text proceed?
Yiqiu remembers that the system once said that the protagonist "going down the mountain to practice, the tragic death of relatives" is an inevitable plot point.
If this plot cannot proceed smoothly, then the system will obliterate her existence.
Yiqiu is anxious, very, very anxious!
She thought about thousands of difficult situations, but she never thought that the main plot would be stuck in place because of the villain's inaction.
During these days, in order to make You Yan move, she hinted countless times from the sidelines, but there was no result.
She began to miss the tea-like Bai Jianyou in the novel.
It's been a long time since she heard the bird woman call "Brother Luo" to the little pig's trotters with the voice of a three-thousand-year-old girl.
She also discovered a very serious problem, that is, the disgusting title "Sister Yuyao" in the original text has not appeared even once.
Why……
Why is everything completely different from what was written in the novel?
"system……"
【here I am. 】
"If Luo Mingyuan doesn't sign up for the trial meeting, will I really die?"
["Going down the mountain to experience, the tragic death of relatives" is an inevitable plot point. If the main storyline cannot be carried out smoothly, the existence of the host will be obliterated. 】
Yep, that's it again.
In short, it is necessary to let that little pig's hoof get the place to go down the mountain.
"I'm curious now, if the main plot is unavoidable, how can I change the ending?"
As Yiqiu said, he couldn't help but took a deep breath, and seriously questioned, "This is too contradictory! Is it a paradox at all?"
[Not all main plots are inevitable plot nodes. 】
"That means, regardless of how the other main plots are distorted, as long as I successfully go through this node, I can be counted as a pass, right?"
【That's right. 】
Yiqiu couldn't help but fell into deep thought.
If everything else is unimportant except for the inevitable nodes, then it doesn't seem to make any difference who promotes the plot.
Thinking of this, Yiqiu couldn't help but see a bright light.
After a short period of thought, the vicuna turned its head and glanced sideways. Seeing You Yan was taking a nap on the bed, it quietly got up from the ground, walked cautiously to the door with the steps of a thief, stretched out a Hoof, lightly scratched the closed door.
Soon, a gap was opened in the door, and with a soft "squeak", a ray of skylight poured in through the gap in the door.
This prison-like feeling made Yiqiu's heart beat faster. She had just stepped out of the room with her front legs, and before she could smile, her right hind leg was entangled by something.
"Where are you going?" You Yan's voice came lightly from behind him.
The guilty alpaca suddenly froze in place.
She lowered her head, glanced at Fubuki who was tightly wrapped around her hind leg, and after a moment of silence, she slowly retracted the front leg that had stepped out of the room.
The vicuna hung its head in fear for a moment, then raised its leg and kicked open the door, turned around and smiled brightly at You Yan: "Master, look, the weather is good today!"
You Yan smiled and pulled the long whip in his hand back inch by inch, and Yiqiu, who was entangled in his hind legs, was dragged back to You Yan's side bit by bit like a mop.
She looked at the master who was smiling but not smiling with a mournful face, not even daring to fart for a while.
After looking at each other briefly, You Yan asked with a smile: "Sneaky, where do you want to go?"
"me……"
"Ok?"
"I..." The little alpaca choked for a long time, the voice changed suddenly, and turned into a slightly trembling tune, "I want to go to the farthest place I can see—dancing and dreaming with you——"
In the next second, a trace of surprise flashed in You Yan's eyes.
"Bird girl, are your eyes broken?"
"That woman just now is Jumang, the guardian of Fusang, the wood god Jumang!"
"I brought back such interesting people to you, so you are not surprised at all, aren't you surprised at all!"
However, there are some things I want to think about, and I must never say them.
After all, she is just a vicuna, an ordinary vicuna, how could she know what Fusang is and what Jumang is?
So in the end, she still had to face up to her little guilt of being lazy.
"I...I can't hold it!" The little alpaca was very wronged, and when it defended itself, it wished to squeeze a few tears from those round peas eyes, "I'm not a human being, and I No hands, you ordered so many dishes, you need two lunch boxes to hold them, I can't get them back!"
"Will it be heavy if you tie it on your body and carry it back?" You Yan asked with a smile.
"But, but..." Yi Qiu hesitated for a long time, then suddenly remembered something, raised his head and said confidently, "That person offered to help me get it, and I can't speak, how can I refuse her!"
As she said, she quickly lay down at You Yan's feet again, and said, "I just walked the mountain road all night yesterday, so I'm really tired! When I woke up this morning, my legs, they are so tired. Sour, sore, and weak, plus I'm hungry, I really don't have much strength...
Think about it, if I got tired and collapsed on the way back, wouldn’t you be hungry too? "
Hearing the words, You Yan gave an indifferent "hmm", then pushed the empty lunch box aside, sat down gently at the table, picked up the bowls and chopsticks, and picked up a piece of bright red braised braised pork Rou, looked at Yiqiu with a half-smile, and asked lightly, "What is the identity of that woman?"
Looking at the braised pork, Yiqiu couldn't help swallowing: "I don't know, but I heard someone call her Sixth Senior Sister."
"No more?" You Yan asked.
"It's gone..." The little alpaca stood up, put its furry head on the table, and looked at Youyan pitifully.
"Oh..." You Yan said, and put the braised pork into his mouth.
Yiqiu swallowed again, her small eyes were filled with great anticipation.
In the past, when eating, You Yan would eat a mouthful by himself, and then feed Yiqiu a mouthful.
However, today, after You Yan ate that piece of meat, he closed his eyes directly, and chewed slowly for a long time with his mouth closed at a speed that could kill an alpaca before he swallowed it and opened his eyes. Moved the chopsticks again.
Yiqiu's eyes lit up, but he saw You Yan picked up a piece of vegetable and put it into his mouth again, starting a new round of chewing that could kill the alpaca in a hurry.
She could tell that this bird woman was angry with her.
How can the little alpaca bear this grievance?
She gritted her teeth, stretched her neck, and planned to reach for the food on the plate with her mouth - even if her face was covered with paste, she still wanted to eat!
But in the next second, You Yan pressed the end of the chopsticks against her mouth.
Yiqiu groaned from the tip of his nose, shrank his head slightly, raised his eyes to look at Youyan, and muttered softly: "I'm hungry..."
"What is the identity of that woman?" You Yan asked again indifferently.
Yiqiu has come to his senses now, Youyan is testing her, testing if she has something to hide.
She did hide something, but the truth in her heart must never be said.
As an alpaca, an ordinary alpaca, she was sure and sure, she could only know so much information.
So, she took a deep breath, and after a brief silence, she gave the exact same answer as before: "I only heard someone call her Sixth Senior Sister..."
This time, You Yan stared at the vicuna thoughtfully for a few seconds, then frowned and smiled: "You don't look like a nice person, stay away from her."
After hearing this, Yiqiu couldn't help complaining in her heart.
"You bird woman, you are a big villain yourself, and you still say that others are not good people!"
"In the eyes of you, the devil, is there any god who can be a good person?"
But there are some things I want to return to, saying that it is absolutely impossible to say them.
A smart alpaca naturally has to learn to judge the situation. For example, now, what You Yan says must be what it is.
According to past experience, at this time, there is no need to think about right or wrong, just nod wildly like a chicken pecking at rice, to show your loyalty, and the job is over.
Sure enough, before this head was tapped a few times, You Yan had already evoked a slight smile under her mindless catering, and finally let her eat this lunch.
After eating and drinking enough, Yiqiu stretched at the table for a while, and then fell into deep thought.
You Yan should have recognized Jumang, otherwise it shouldn't be the reaction just now.
In any case, if all the characters required for the initial main line are available, it won't be long before the main line will officially start.
Yiqiu couldn't help but glanced down at the sachet on her neck, and then turned her head to look at You Yan who was playing with pen and ink at the desk at the moment, feeling somewhat complicated for a while.
"Can I really change her?" She asked softly in her heart.
No one gave her an answer, even the waste system full of nonsense fell silent at this moment.
Forget it, let's take a step at a time.
there's always a solution to any problem.
How can there be a book traveler who is familiar with the original text in this world, why can't he just be a villain?
From now on, she will follow You Yan closely every day, watching the changes from the sidelines, seeing the tricks.
She couldn't believe it, this bird woman could successfully brainwash that little pig's hooves under her nose.
At the moment of making up his mind, the vicuna shook his stiff front hooves with great difficulty, and his round eyes were full of two words - firm.
However, Yiqiu at that time did not realize the seriousness of the matter.
And when she realized that something was wrong, more than half a month had passed.
At this moment, the Xianlu Sect, just like the novel, is preparing for the four-yearly trial meeting. All the disciples in the sect are eager to try it. Walking in the mountains, you can see people discussing it everywhere, which is very lively.
However, all of this seems to have nothing to do with You Yan.
More than half a month has passed, this big villain who was supposed to be actively brainwashing the male protagonist every day and night, has been quiet recently, like a big idler who is eating, drinking and waiting to watch a movie.
Seeing that the registration time for the Trial Conference was about to close, the villain in the novel who tried his best to persuade the male lead to register was still on strike until now, showing no sign of moving.
May I ask if the villain doesn't fool the little pig's trotters, how can the little pig's trotters participate in the trial meeting?
If Piglet doesn't go to the Trial Conference, how can he get the place to go down the mountain?
The little pig's hooves don't go down the mountain to practice, so how should the main plot behind the original text proceed?
Yiqiu remembers that the system once said that the protagonist "going down the mountain to practice, the tragic death of relatives" is an inevitable plot point.
If this plot cannot proceed smoothly, then the system will obliterate her existence.
Yiqiu is anxious, very, very anxious!
She thought about thousands of difficult situations, but she never thought that the main plot would be stuck in place because of the villain's inaction.
During these days, in order to make You Yan move, she hinted countless times from the sidelines, but there was no result.
She began to miss the tea-like Bai Jianyou in the novel.
It's been a long time since she heard the bird woman call "Brother Luo" to the little pig's trotters with the voice of a three-thousand-year-old girl.
She also discovered a very serious problem, that is, the disgusting title "Sister Yuyao" in the original text has not appeared even once.
Why……
Why is everything completely different from what was written in the novel?
"system……"
【here I am. 】
"If Luo Mingyuan doesn't sign up for the trial meeting, will I really die?"
["Going down the mountain to experience, the tragic death of relatives" is an inevitable plot point. If the main storyline cannot be carried out smoothly, the existence of the host will be obliterated. 】
Yep, that's it again.
In short, it is necessary to let that little pig's hoof get the place to go down the mountain.
"I'm curious now, if the main plot is unavoidable, how can I change the ending?"
As Yiqiu said, he couldn't help but took a deep breath, and seriously questioned, "This is too contradictory! Is it a paradox at all?"
[Not all main plots are inevitable plot nodes. 】
"That means, regardless of how the other main plots are distorted, as long as I successfully go through this node, I can be counted as a pass, right?"
【That's right. 】
Yiqiu couldn't help but fell into deep thought.
If everything else is unimportant except for the inevitable nodes, then it doesn't seem to make any difference who promotes the plot.
Thinking of this, Yiqiu couldn't help but see a bright light.
After a short period of thought, the vicuna turned its head and glanced sideways. Seeing You Yan was taking a nap on the bed, it quietly got up from the ground, walked cautiously to the door with the steps of a thief, stretched out a Hoof, lightly scratched the closed door.
Soon, a gap was opened in the door, and with a soft "squeak", a ray of skylight poured in through the gap in the door.
This prison-like feeling made Yiqiu's heart beat faster. She had just stepped out of the room with her front legs, and before she could smile, her right hind leg was entangled by something.
"Where are you going?" You Yan's voice came lightly from behind him.
The guilty alpaca suddenly froze in place.
She lowered her head, glanced at Fubuki who was tightly wrapped around her hind leg, and after a moment of silence, she slowly retracted the front leg that had stepped out of the room.
The vicuna hung its head in fear for a moment, then raised its leg and kicked open the door, turned around and smiled brightly at You Yan: "Master, look, the weather is good today!"
You Yan smiled and pulled the long whip in his hand back inch by inch, and Yiqiu, who was entangled in his hind legs, was dragged back to You Yan's side bit by bit like a mop.
She looked at the master who was smiling but not smiling with a mournful face, not even daring to fart for a while.
After looking at each other briefly, You Yan asked with a smile: "Sneaky, where do you want to go?"
"me……"
"Ok?"
"I..." The little alpaca choked for a long time, the voice changed suddenly, and turned into a slightly trembling tune, "I want to go to the farthest place I can see—dancing and dreaming with you——"
In the next second, a trace of surprise flashed in You Yan's eyes.
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