a bear is following me

"Brother Dou, let me ask you, can you wash your fat feet first before I cut them off? This makes me choke, I'll go, it's so sour, tears are about to flow!"

The weather is getting colder and colder, but my little life with Daxiong is getting more and more prosperous. The wind is blowing outside, and it sounds like ghosts crying and howling in the house. I think the uncle who has not arrived home on the road should be careful, maybe Inadvertently, the wig blew away.But speaking of it, it seems that more and more people don't wear headgear. In today's society, if you are rich, you are handsome. It doesn't matter if you are bald or hairy. Women only care about what kind of car you drive, so what about monks? In the same way, giving an Apple PLUS can still have sex with you, and you can see pictures of beauties and beasts everywhere. I feel that the material world of women is powerful and terrifying. In comparison, look at our big bear, who is not only rich, but also handsome. Treating me so nicely and tenderly is a strong testament to how handsome and attractive I am!Although what I care about is not whether he has money or what kind of car he drives, but the kind of liking, I can't explain why, anyway, I can't do without him.

"Fart, my feet don't stink! The shower I just took is delicious! It must be because your nostrils are stuffed with poop, everything smells stinky!"

I simply turned up the volume of the TV, and I lay on the bed, waiting to watch my favorite variety show.The last thing I like to do is to cut my toenails. I feel very tired, so I put my legs on Big Bear and let him cut them for me.But this guy actually said that my feet are smelly!But how can my big white and tender feet stink!He must have done it on purpose!This pervert is too damaging!

"Is it really fragrant? Then I'll take a bite and taste it."

The wind outside is getting stronger and stronger, as if God accidentally ate a fly while eating, and yelled at us angrily, but it's none of our business if you eat a fly, we didn't ask you to eat it, and you still drool Come down, okay?I was thinking that Big Bear told me that it was raining today when I went to work in the morning. It seems to be true. Now the situation is obviously about to fall. Fortunately, I have already left work. Otherwise, I will be drenched like a dog during the journey to his car. !

"Damn! You're hungry and crazy! Hurry up and cut it, don't make trouble!"

Occasionally, I still call Xiaoyu to chat, and from the tone of his speech, he gradually changed from stammering to occasionally smiling with relief.Regarding Xinyuan's indiscriminate bombardment of Xiaoyu's release of love, to be honest, this is the first time I have seen Xinyuan's unrestrained side, but thinking about Xiaoyu's excellence, his abnormality is also reasonable.The bad news is that Xiaoyu is still unmoved. The good news is that Xinyuan told me on the Internet that Xiaoyu finally agreed to meet him for dinner tomorrow. After a few months, Xiaoyu finally took the first step bravely and wanted to It is also gratifying to think about it.

"Seeing your big fat feet, I suddenly have an appetite. I want to eat pig's trotters. What should I do?"

Recently, Daxiong has become obsessed with cooking, and he changes the delicious food for me, and every new dish is basically a success, except for one time when he failed to make pizza, it was baked like a big steamed bun. But the taste is still ok.I feel that Big Bear's current strength is already on par with Xiaoyu, and even slightly better than Xiaoyu in some places.This hobby of his is simply a huge bargain to me. Is it true that it is really hard not to be happy with a big chef living in the house!I lament Daxiong's accomplishments in cooking, it's a miracle that a rich man can do this!

"Your sister, you are a pig's trotter! Your whole family is a pig's trotter! You are an unshaven pig's trotter!"

At the end of autumn, the dark yellow tone has dyed the green of nature, as if it is a withered dusk. I thought it was the sadness of leaving people, but I didn't expect that at this moment, I felt that it was snowing In winter, it doesn't make people feel cold, but the surrounding pure white scenery is very beautiful and very happy.

"How can you talk to your husband! Little idiot! Tell me, are you convinced!"

"Ah... don't scratch my soles, idiot! Itchy! It's tickling me to death!"

"Say, husband, I was wrong!"

"Ah... my husband, I was wrong!"

"Baby, I want you, what should I do?"

"No, I still have to watch TV!"

"what?"

"Ah... yes, I can't wait, ah, stop! Don't scratch! Take it, take it!"

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"Big Bear, I want to eat an apple, go and peel one for me."

"No, take it yourself."

"Damn, who is it! This is the virtue after release!"

"Okay, I'll go."

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"Big bear, I'm hungry, get me something to eat."

"Damn, you're a pig, didn't you eat two bowls of rice tonight! You just ate an apple!"

"Nonsense, I have been exercising just now, it consumes a lot!"

"Ugh, I'm obviously the one who's been moving!"

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"Big Bear, it's very windy outside, let's go fly a kite, it will be so romantic!"

"Brother, have you ever seen a kite fly in the middle of the night? And it's still raining outside, can you not be self-willed!"

"cut!"

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