seven wonderful flowers

Once, the water pipe in my yard broke, and I couldn't fix it all morning at home.Standing in the courtyard, I asked my wife to give me my mobile phone, and I planned to ask someone to repair it.At this time, Lao Hong's eldest son Lin came back, greeted me and asked me what I was doing.I said the water pipe was broken and needed to be replaced.I don't know how to do it myself, and I can't twist the pipe.Lin Zi said let me take a look.Just come to my house directly, put the steamed stuffed bun and coat at my house, roll up your sleeves and start to work, and say to me: "Master, you go to rest, I will leave this matter to me, and I will fix it for you."

"You can fix it."

"Small, I know everything, but I can't give birth to children. Hehe" Lin Zi said with a smile, "Don't worry about it, I'll make it up for you."

I looked at Lin Zi suspiciously, Hong Lin smiled at me, turned away and said: I'll get a tool.After a while he came back with a big tool kit, pipe wrench, tape, and a piece of pipe and joint material.Looks like some of them are new to him.I saw that I was going to help, but he hurriedly stopped me and said, "Master, you go to rest, you have nothing to do here. Go and see, you move a stool and sit there." He pointed to the space at the door and said : "Just sit there and watch me do it."

I smiled and asked, "Is there really no need for help?"

"No, listen, let's go."

"Stinky boy, no wonder your dad can't do anything about you." I smiled and shook my head, went out of the house, moved a stool and sat at the gate of the courtyard to watch him repair it.

Hong Lin gave me a naive smile.It's really cute to watch him work.Never asked me to help.It took about a quarter of an hour to fix it, and I got up to clean it up.He stopped me again and said: "Okay, okay, you always rest, lest you get your hands dirty, let me do these." I had to step back and watch him tidy up.

After I finished, I asked him to eat, and he said: "I'll go home first and see if my dad is at home. If not, I'll come over to eat. I'm too lazy to cook alone."

"Your dad asked your dad to have dinner with you at home, and your aunt is cooking at home."

"Okay, I'll go home and have a look first." Before he finished speaking, he picked up his things and left.I laughed, this guy looks naive, and he does things in a hurry.After a while, he said to me from the window on the second floor of his house: "Master, I will come to eat later, my father is not at home."

During the meal, I learned from Hong Lin that after graduating from high school, Hong Lin went to a junior college in XX City and majored in mechanical and electrical engineering.After graduating, I also found a job that I was satisfied with, and I also had a girlfriend during my work, but at that time the family did not have a house, and the financial conditions were not very good.The girlfriend has a local registered permanent residence, and wants Hong Lin to buy a house there, saying that her parents only have one daughter, and hope she will be with her.If Hong Lin is not satisfied, then let's break up.In fact, Hong Lin liked the girl quite a lot, but there was no other way, the girl left him.He has never been in love since then.I asked him why he didn't talk about it.He smiled and said, "I was a monk in my previous life, so I should be a Taoist priest in this life."

"Who said you were a monk in your previous life?"

"My dad said it." Hong Lin looked at me with a fearless side face and said with a smile

"Your father? Why do you say you are a monk?"

"I don't know, I often hear him talk in sleep, saying that I was a monk in my previous life, and it is difficult to find a wife in this life. Since it is difficult to find, I just don't look for it. Hehe" Hong Lin said with a relaxed smile, "Besides, finding a wife will hurt your body .It’s so good, I’m happy all day long. Look at how comfortable I am.”

"Old Hong is really, what are you talking about nonsense?" His wife complained, "Don't listen to your father's nonsense, it's because your father is worried about you and wants you to have a family in his dreams."

"I know, but I don't want to get married now, and I don't want to have a girlfriend. He told my fortune, saying that I don't have a wife in this life, unless I give me to be someone else's son. How can this be done? Calling an unrelated person the father, let others Picking up such an excellent fat son like me for nothing, others are still happy to die, it can't be done."

"Fortune telling?" I was surprised that Lao Hong spoke so clearly in his sleep

"Hey, I lied to you, sir. It was my dad who was drunk the day before yesterday and told me that." Hong Lin said with a smile

"Your dad is also real. Why tell you this, don't believe what he said."

"I can't call someone else's father. My father forced me to marry. But I can't find it now, and I don't have a girl I like." Hong Lin put a mouthful of vegetables in his mouth, then put down his chopsticks and spread his hands and said.Suddenly, he put his elbows on his knees, leaned over and looked at me and said, "Master, if you don't forget it, you still won't get married."

"What's the matter?" I asked

"Nothing." Hong Lin chuckled.

One day after dinner, I was enjoying the shade in the yard when Lao Hong came over with a cattail fan.Lao Hong was wearing an old man's shirt with a white round neck, and a pair of light gray cotton shorts, the kind that could be worn as underwear.At this time, it can be seen that Lao Hong has a big belly, but the fat body hides the belly so that it is not conspicuous.Wearing this outfit now, with a big girth, thick waist, thick thighs, and thick and short calves.It is still a feast for the eyes of a person who likes fat.I got up and moved a stool for Lao Hong and put it next to me. Lao Hong didn't sit down, but picked up the stool and sat down opposite me, so that we sat face to face.The stool is a bit short, I believe everyone can imagine what Lao Hong looked like after sitting down, and it is also estimated that every fat person feels a little nosebleed.

"Where is sister-in-law?"

"Cleaning up at home"

"The sanitation here is not bad, and there is not a single mosquito sitting here. This property company is not bad. What did the sanitation company do last time?"

"This is what other people call a wealthy area," I said with a smile

"On the surface, the real rich people's district is not here." Lao Hong said with his nose, "This can only be called a common people's district. If you say that the rich are you."

"My retirement salary is not as high as your income. I'm still rich."

"Your kids are rich"

"I don't see their money."

"This house is not money"

"I already have a house to live in, but it will not belong to him in the future. He hasn't given me money now. I don't need him to give me money."

"I really envy you when all your children come back. Grandpa keeps yelling." Lao Hong said enviously.

"You will have some too. You are my age, maybe even more than me." I replied with a smile

"It's hard to wait. I wish I could be hugged by my grandson tomorrow. Damn it, you bastard is disobedient."

"Come on, don't worry about the child. The child is smart and will have what he should have. It's no use worrying about it."

"Yeah, it's useless for me to be anxious, I'm so fucking pissed off, why did I give birth to such a freak." Lao Hong said indignantly

"Did you tell him about the fortune-telling?"

"Hey, I slipped my tongue after drinking once." Lao Hong said with a sneer

"You!"

"how do you know?"

"He told me, and said that you said it in your sleep."

"Blame me," Lao Hong said with some self-blame.

"You also believe that you care too much about this matter," I comforted.

"Hey, brother" Lao Hong called me brother again.hehe

"Why do you call me the same name after a while?"

"Hehe, that kid told me the other day that he really couldn't call someone else's father, but if he wanted to call someone like you, he would be willing to call him." After Lao Hong finished speaking, he rubbed his hands and looked at me with some anxiety. .