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It was about seven o'clock in the evening, and Haotian came back from outside.Come in and ask me what's wrong today, I'm in such a bad mood.I didn't pay attention to him, and directly took out the cup of crystallization of resentment that I had worked so hard to make from the kitchen and put it on the coffee table.

Me: "Lin Haotian, are you going too far?"

Haotian (pretending not to know): "What's the matter?"

Me: "Don't pretend to be with me, you know what you are doing."

Haotian: "My secretary?"

Me: "Who else but him?"

Haotian: "...I really have nothing to do with him."

Me: "Yeah, why does it feel so abnormal for him to protect you so much?"

Haotian: "...It's really nothing, he is very solid in his work, so I use him."

Me: "Women are not solid?"

Haotian: "Women are too annoying for me."

Me: "Then you just like that he doesn't grind?"

Haotian: "Almost..."

Me: "Don't you still like him if you're such a big-headed ghost?"

Haotian: "I was wrong... I will let him go tomorrow."

Me: "Then change to a more U one?"

Haotian: "... How about another girl?"

Me: "Just you? I can't believe it"

Haotian: "...I was really wrong, if you don't believe me, I will give you his information and you can hack it yourself"

Haotian took out a document from the bag, which was Liang Xiong's application resume.

Me: "Nimma, he hired a manager, you let him be your Xiaomi."

Haotian: "...I just came back and there is no one who is familiar with the company. How can you make me the chairman of the board?"

Me: "Just find a U bear?"

Haotian: "I don't like his type"

Me: "Then what do you like?"

Haotian: "You are like this"

I:"……"

Haotian seems to be a bit soft on me.

Haotian: "My wife, I was wrong..."

Me: "wife?"

Haotian (very motherly): "My husband... I was wrong, please forgive me"

Me: "Okay, I'm not an unreasonable person, I can forgive you. But you are not allowed to have too much contact with him in the future, let me find you and just wait."

Haotian: "Okay, okay. From now on, I will never let him be with me when I am alone in the office."

Me: "I forgive you, you can drink this cup"

Haotian smelled it.

Haotian: "Damn, what is this?"

Me: "Vinegar, soy sauce, monosodium glutamate, salt, sugar, ginger, pepper, aniseed, tangerine peel, lettuce juice, scallion partner, miso, cola, and Sprite are mixed in a blender. It should have the effect of aphrodisiac." "

Haotian: "...can I stop drinking?"

Me: "Okay, I'll move out now, and never see me again."

Haotian: "...I drink"

Me: "Don't worry, I'll filter out all the scum inside for you. The color isn't very nice, so I added some Italian balsamic vinegar. If you dare to let me find out that you are so close to other people in the future, you want me to forgive you." You, it’s better to have one cup at a time, and there’s nothing left over.”

Haotian: "...is this cup too?"

Me: "Yes, you can wait for me for the rest."

Haotian pinched his nose, as if he had made a lot of determination, and he did it in one gulp.Immediately, his face changed color, and he covered his mouth and rushed to the toilet.