Boss, your character is broken

When Song Xu finished his "study materials" and found that the morning reading time had not yet arrived, he resolutely chose to return to the dormitory.

The group activity of "morning reading" has never had anything to do with him. If he insists on linking it up, it's just a matter of where he sleeps. Since they are all sleeping, why not find a warm place to sleep.

So Song Xu naturally missed the morning reading, and fell asleep in the dormitory in the dark. When he woke up, the world was already in chaos.

Song Xu yawned and walked to Class [-]. Class [-] was very noisy today, but it became completely silent the moment Song Xu appeared.

"Why are you looking at me again? Confess!"

"Brother Xu, the world is in chaos!"

Song Xu: "???"

"Brother Xu, your country is ruined!" The students in Class [-] didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement.

"I'm not dead yet, how can I keep you to usurp the throne?" Hunjun Song Xu said.

"Brother Xu, the shift schedule just came out."

Song Xu rolled his eyes at the classmate: "What a fuss, isn't it just classifying?"

As soon as Song Xu finished speaking, the students had strange expressions: "Brother Xu, do you know which class you are in?"

"How many classes are there?" Song Xu said calmly, "The mainstay of Class Ten."

"No, no!" There was a little gloating on the faces of everyone.

"How could it be that it's not Class Ten, I don't think I have much room to decline?" Song Xu was extremely confident in his level.

"No, Brother Xu, you didn't go to class ten, you went to class one."

After the students in Class [-] gloated and said this sentence, they looked at Song Xu one after another, but Song Xu did not look shocked as expected, but said calmly "Oh": "It turns out that this year's class is scheduled. The order is reversed, class ten has become the key class."

In order to break Song Xu's unrealistic fantasy, Class Five explained again: "Brother Xu, this year is still a key class!"

Song Xu suddenly realized: "It turns out there is someone with the same name and surname as me!"

Class [-] students: "Brother Xu, don't deceive yourself, this is really you, we all went to confirm with the dean."

The moment Song Xu reached the conclusion, he felt as if he had been hit, his brain froze instantly, and he returned to his position with a face ashen.

It was the first time for the students in Class [-] to see such a lost side of their school bully. Looking back, Song Xuna's words of mocking Class [-] seemed to be still yesterday.

- class one?It's just a perverted class, everyone who enters is perverted!

The students in Class [-] looked at Song Xu again, and it turned out that the pervert was by their side.

Song Xu also never expected that he would become a pervert in the whole school. After a long sigh, the all-powerful Song someone sighed: It turns out that the clown is myself.

However, Song Xu has always been an optimistic person. After a short period of depression, he accepted the setting of "the clown is myself", and then began to regain his strength.

"Brother Xu, are you slowing down?"

Song Xu: "I figured it out!"

"Brother Xu, are you going to wash your hands in the golden basin? Have you been admitted to Peking University and Tsinghua University?"

"Let me ask you, if our No. [-] Middle School is a forest, what is that class?"

Song Xu's rambling words stunned Class 985 for a moment, and then he gave the correct answer: "That class must be a towering tree in the forest, isn't the [-] good seedlings coming out of Class [-] every year!"

"If the first class is a towering tree, then I will be the woodpecker on this tree!" Song Xu was full of fighting spirit.

Class [-] students: "Deworming?"

Song Xu: "No! Peck off that tree to the death!"

"..."

After the third class was over, Ling Yu, who had heard the news, came to Class [-] specially to visit his "son".

Ling Yu: "Xiao Xu, the results of class placement are out."

"I know……"

"Then I don't have anything to say. As a buddy, I still have to say, so...study hard..."

Song Xu's suppressed emotions were abruptly aroused by Ling Yu: "One more thing, this fist fell directly on your head."

With the mission of "pecking off the towering tree", "Woodpecker" Song Xu came to the legendary "perverted class" with humiliation and humiliation when he announced the change of shift in the evening Xiu, carrying his schoolbag with few books on his back. But his back looks a little lonely.

Class [-] is worthy of being the key class of the key class. Even if it is a shift change, it is not as noisy as Class [-]. A few people move in or out in an orderly manner.

Song Xu was already tall and handsome, so he naturally attracted everyone's attention when he appeared at the door.

"Who is that?"

"do not know."

"I think it looks familiar."

"Students from a foreign class? I don't know if it's a student from Class [-] or Class [-]."

Song Xu looked at the whispering students, and he raised his head. No matter what his grades were, Song Xu couldn't lose his momentum.

"He still wears ear studs, will the school let him wear them? He shouldn't have been transferred to our class, maybe he was looking for someone."

Song Xu didn't care about other people's comments, and walked into the classroom leisurely with his schoolbag on his shoulders.

Looking at the messy desks and chairs in the class, Song Xu grabbed a person casually: "Student, where are there any vacancies?"

"Back... the back." Although Song Xu's attitude was very good, but his appearance and his own smug aura made him stop the aura of a fight even when he asked where he was, and scared the whole group of those who were honest and obedient Students can't even speak clearly.

Song Xu raised his eyes to look behind him, and dragged an unused desk and chair to the side of the last seat. After he sat down, Song Xu couldn't stop yawning a few times, and then looked at the crowd. Under his gaze, he pulled out a Chinese book.

Classmate: Sure enough, people are not judged by appearances. This new classmate should not be the kind of bastard they imagined.

In full view of everyone, Song Xu laid out the Chinese textbooks, buried his head, and fell asleep in this noisy environment.

Despite the wind, rain, and chaos outside, my heart is still as firm as a rock and unmoving as a mountain.

Classmate: ... After all, I overestimated him.

Because of the change of shift, the teacher came and said "self-study", but never came again, and Song Xu naturally slept soundly.

When Song Xu yawned, there was only 1 minute left in the late course—Song Xu had always been very accurate about the time when school was over, so accurate that the students in Class [-] could leave school without looking at their watches, and just look at Song Xu.

Song Xu looked around him, his deskmate didn't come for this night's repair?Song Xu, who discovered this, seemed to have seen some rare news. Some good students even skipped classes?

Taking advantage of 30 seconds before the end of get out of class, Song Xu looked at the desk of his "quasi-same deskmate". The desk drawers are clean and free of rubbish.

Song Xu suddenly realized: it turns out that he must be at the same table as a girl, and also has a cleanliness habit!

Song Xu has always believed in the idea that "my prospective deskmate is a girl", until what happened in the morning self-study the next day made Song Xu's thoughts shattered.

The sound of Lang Lang's reading suddenly became quieter. Song Xu, who was hypnotized by the sound of reading, only felt that his ears were too clean. Well-designed school uniforms, this set seems to be going to Paris to participate in Fashion Week.

Song Xu let out a "huh" in his heart, isn't this the boy he saw at the stairs yesterday?

Then Song Xu gave this man an objective evaluation. This man is good-looking, but he is too cold, and he has the temperament of a flower from the high mountains, which is too pretentious.

After reaching the conclusion, Song Xu tilted his head and fell asleep again. It wasn't until there was a noise from his side that he realized that the big iceberg snow lotus and kaolin flower were actually his prospective tablemate.

It wasn't until the end of the morning reading that Song Xu woke up from his sleep. He glanced at the homework book of "Flowers of Gaoling" with his unconscious brain and staring eyes: "Cheng... Wang Xing? My classmate, your name is quite special." , did your father's surname 'Cheng' and your mother's surname 'Wang' meet when you were walking, and then fell in love at first sight?"

"Heng." The new deskmate said only one word with care.

Song Xu: "What's wrong?"

Cheng Heng pointed to his own name: "This word reads 'heng', héng, idiot."

Song Xu: "..."

The all-powerful character Song Xu never thought that he would be scolded as an "idiot" face to face. He wanted to scold him back, but when he met the cold gaze of his deskmate, Song Xu was inexplicably cowardly. The momentum at the same table is even more bully than school bully.

It's just that Song Xu always felt that he had heard this name somewhere.

It was only later that he realized that this Cheng Heng was the f*cking number one in the grade in the legend, and the kind who could always drop the second few points in every exam. Song Xu stepped on his feet and won the No.1 one.

The first class happened to be the class of the head teacher Lao Lin. The class Lao Lin directly asked the newly transferred students to introduce themselves on stage. There are only eight children, including five from the second class and two from the third class.

Song Xu was the last to introduce on stage. He cleared his throat after getting the microphone.

Lao Lin joked: "What's the matter? The leader is speaking on stage? Do you want your classmates to applaud you?"

The students in the audience also gave face and applauded at the right time.

Song Xu also got up, and raised his hand to suppress everyone's applause: "Hi everyone, I'm Song Xu, from Class Five. For some reason, I came to Class One by accident. Until now I I can't figure out whether the school's educational administration system is broken, or the grade director has obsessive-compulsive disorder. I feel that the class has the top student in the grade, but there is still a lack of a school bully, so I choose "two bullies in one", or I don't know. Unknowingly, I became the principal's bargaining chip, and it's fine if he loses the bet, and he also decided on my life's major events, but since I've come to the first class, I'm determined to be the woodpecker of this towering tree in the first class!"

If the students in Class [-] heard Song Xu's "woodpecker" remarks, they would understand and laugh mercilessly. Yuan intends to correct evil and return to good, and become a woodpecker to eliminate harm for the people, but he doesn't know that this "woodpecker" classmate has already harbored bad intentions in his heart.

After some generous remarks, Song Xu's brainwashing remarks received warm applause.

"Eliminate harm for the people?" After Song Xu sat down, Cheng Heng's voice came from beside him.

Song Xu: "Why don't you allow it?"

"As far as I know, although the woodpecker is defined as a beneficial bird, it will peck out holes in the tree to store its food, which will also have a great impact on the growth of the tree. After the loss of nutrients, the tree Hollow it out, and the big tree will lose its vigor and vitality."

Cheng Heng looked at Song Xu, without any emotional fluctuations in his eyes: "So, classmate, are you eliminating harm for the people or killing them all?"