There are always students who want to tease me

In the afternoon when there was no class, Yu Zexuan was bored and dozed off on the sofa in the school council office, blowing on the air conditioner, hugging a pillow, feeling very happy.

"Brother Xuan, can you please teach me about the post-production of the volunteer club's activity video last week?" A cute, well-behaved little girl came over with a computer in her arms and asked coquettishly.

Yu Zexuan was woken up, got up impatiently, opened his eyes in a daze and saw that it was a girl, then looked him up and down, then smiled and said: "Hey, little sister's request is not easy to refuse, But bro, I'm too sleepy now, I'm not in the mood, how about next time, next time I'll directly help you with post-editing."

"Oh, okay, sorry to trouble Brother Xuan." The little girl was a little lost, and after thanking her, she turned and left.

Yu Zexuan closed his eyes again, turned around twice, and finally found a comfortable position, but couldn't fall asleep anyway, and had to get up restlessly, like an old monk in meditation, and sat cross-legged on the sofa , drooping his head, his half-length hair covered half of his face.

"Xuanzi is here. There will be a leadership meeting in the second education. Let me come to the school meeting to find someone to take two photos of the meeting." After a while, another boy came in with a camera.

Yu Zexuan knew it was a member of the Student Union without even looking at it, and replied in a bad tone without looking up: "Don't look for me, I'm busy without looking at you!"

These bastards of the student union just use this routine, let the school council send people to do things they don't want to do, and say it's the leader's intention, shameless.

Ordinary people just leave at this time, and they won't stay where they are just looking for boredom, but this person is so clueless, he continued to ask: "Busy...what are you busy with?"

Yu Zexuan flicked his hair, shot two sharp eyes, and said, "Busy thinking!"

"Ah...ah?" The man was startled by Yu Zexuan, but he didn't react for a while.

Yu Zexuan continued: "Go, go, take two broken photos, I can't take them, who else will allow you to call me Xuanzi, come in and don't knock on the door, I don't want to see you in the future, go out and give me Close the door."

The man twitched the corner of his mouth, his heart was full of anger but he didn't dare to burst out, so he turned around and closed the door obediently.Although he is also a senior who is a year older than Yu Zexuan, Yu Zexuan has a good reputation and is not easy to mess with. , so although school has only started for a month, there are not many people who dare to provoke him.

Not long after the man left, a middle-aged man entered the room, walked in and looked around, and finally his eyes fell on Yu Zexuan who was spread out on the sofa.He walked over in three steps and two steps, and found that Yu Zexuan didn't want to talk to him at all, so he couldn't help but frowned displeasedly, then stretched out his hand and scratched his head.

"Yo, Zhang, why are you back? You haven't finished get off work at this point." Yu Zexuan yawned, and fell asleep again in just a few minutes.

The middle-aged and elderly man called Lao Zhang angrily picked up a document on the desk next to him and yanked it at Yu Zexuan, cursing as he yanked it back: "I'm a teacher! Teacher, do you know? Give me some respect, boy!"

"Good old Zhang, don't be angry, I won't be angry when others are angry, and there is no one to replace you if you get angry!"

"You, you, you..." Zhang Qifeng reached out angrily to shake Yu Zexuan's hands, and finally gave up on emphasizing that he was a teacher.He probably owed it to him in his previous life. If he hadn't had a good relationship with his father, he would have expelled this bold Yu Zexuan from school long ago.

Zhang Qifeng is also nearly 50 years old this year, and he is not particularly old, but in the past two years in Jing'an University, he has only been in charge of affairs and not teaching, and has been responsible for handling the work of the school council, and he is also the director of the admissions office. Leisure position.

At the beginning, his old friend Yu Kai asked him to send his ignorant son to Jing'an University, the top university in the country, in the hope that Yu Zexuan could be influenced by the good atmosphere, change his mind and turn his back on the shore. .

So he suggested that Yu Zexuan apply for the newly opened Chinese-Western Cooperation College of Jing'an University in recent years. It is a five-year system of three years in China and two years in foreign countries. The score is much lower than that of ordinary majors. Yu Zexuan's score is just enough. It's just that the tuition fee is more expensive, and everything else is the same as that of ordinary students.

Unexpectedly, this demon king has not changed at all since he arrived at Jing'an University. He has been a stabbing head since military training, but in the end he got along very well with the instructor, and then he started to hang out with various clubs. His entertainment skills are full, but it's only 3 minutes He lost interest within a few days, and recently this kid has entered a period of fatigue again, and he has a soft spot for the big soft sofa in his office, and he comes to sleep on it every day.

"Little bastard, don't come to my place in the future. This is the office of the school council, not your home. If you want to sleep, go home and sleep." Zhang Qifeng cursed angrily.

Yu Zexuan stretched his waist, yawned again, and complained: "I want to go home too, but the old man won't let me. Tell me about your university, the top school in the country that you agreed to? Why? The accommodation conditions are so bad, why is there such an evil configuration of eight-person dormitories? Wouldn’t it be good to build two-person dormitories? People in the same hospital as me are all divided into two-person dormitories, and I am the only one who is crowded with seven strong men every day It’s like a piece of meat, even if you stretch your waist, the watch strap can catch the chest hair of the buddy on the opposite bed!”

"Your father asked you to come here to study, not a vacation. The accommodation fee for two people is more expensive than that for eight people, and the money your father paid you is only enough for you to live in eight people." Zhang Qifeng shrugged.

"Damn!" Yu Zexuan snorted dissatisfied, leaned his head on the back of the sofa decadently, and said again, "He didn't want to make me comfortable, and he gave me [-] yuan for living expenses a month. .”

"Stinky boy, you still think of yourself as a child. As an adult, don't you know? If you want to eat the old man for the rest of your life, it would be nice to give you money. If I had a son, I would have left him alone and let him make money by himself." Zhang Qifeng said with disgust.

"Isn't it just money? What's the big deal? Who said I can't make money?" Yu Zexuan curled his lips in disdain, then turned to look at Zhang Qifeng with a wicked smile, pretending to be earnest and said: "But my Zhang Qifeng Uncle, as a human being, you can’t be so ambitious, you say you are 50 years old, you don’t even have a wife, and you still want to have a son, hahahahaha, it’s just a dream!”

"Get out, get out now!"

"Don't, don't, it's wrong, my daughter-in-law will have it, let's not worry."

Yu Zexuan pointed out that Zhang Qifeng was married back then, but he was a big-hearted person. He was not a teacher at that time, focused on academic research, and had no energy to take care of the family. Although the woman he married It's not that I like it too much, but it's a good match, and the family members are quite satisfied, so he agreed.

In the two years after marriage, although I didn't love her very much, I also fully fulfilled my husband's responsibilities, and never missed her. I thought she would also be a dutiful wife, but I didn't expect that when she finally came to her senses , the sky overhead is green.

No one has a son and a half daughter, and they leave when they leave. After so many years, they gradually have a shadow on their marriage. They have never met a suitable one, and they have never married again.

In fact, he has been alone for a long time, and he longs to have a child in his heart. It doesn't matter even if he makes a little trouble, at least he has a firework. Seeing his old friend Yu Kai turning gray for this child, he is even a little envious in his heart. Because no one in this world can even make him worry like this, and that's why he indulged Zexuan so much.

"Uncle Zhang, is there anything interesting to do recently? I'm so bored." Yu Zexuan got up and strolled to Zhang Qifeng's desk, picked up the documents and reports piled up there, and looked at them. He became dizzy after glancing at it twice, so he decisively threw it aside.

"Study is fun, let's go!" Zhang Qifeng, who is obsessive-compulsive, replied while silently tidying up the messy things that Yu Zexuan had made.

Yu Zexuan had already run to the front of the big fish tank to tease the dazed parrot fish in it, childishly making faces through the glass, but the fish in it were still complacent, quite cold and completely unresponsive.

"Hey, I talk about studying every day, just like my dad. I don't mind talking about it in high school, but I still talk about it after I'm in college. Studying is so boring. How can my good youth be wasted on study." Zexuan was very impatient.

"Your dad talks about you, but it's fine if you've studied. If you don't study at school, why are you here to experience life?" Zhang Qifeng stared at him fiercely. Although he doesn't teach anymore, he is still at the professor level. He was also a proper academic master when he was in school, and he spent his entire youth studying, so he didn't have a serious relationship, and then he made such a embarrassing thing.

"That's not just to experience life. A life without college is an incomplete life. I'm not here to study." Yu Zexuan said confidently, and finally said with great pride: "As smart as me, Brilliant, witty, peerless talent, if you don't study, you will be admitted to Jing'an."

Zhang Qifeng sneered, and exposed him lazily. Although they are both Chinese-Western Cooperation Colleges and a college of their Jing’an University, the quality is incomparable with ordinary colleges and majors. Basically, it is a college that depends on spending money, otherwise The score line will not be so low.

"Knock, knock!" There was a knock on the door.

Zhang Qifeng first gave Yu Zexuan a stern wink, warning him not to snarl for a while, it is best not to make a sound, and then said: "Come in."

The door was slowly pushed open, and a gentle boy walked in, holding a stack of A4 papers in his hands. Yu Zexuan looked at it with great interest, and thought he was tall and fair, with a delicate face, but Sharp-edged, masculine, a pair of small eyes, hidden under the old-fashioned black-rimmed glasses, and looked at him from the corner of his eye when passing him, but he caught him, what a fun little prey.

Yu Zexuan couldn't help but slapped his mouth, thinking that it would be better if this person's appearance was a little more feminine, it would be more to his appetite, but this is not bad, who made him so boring now, I will barely reduce it later Let’s take a look at the standard, molested this little brother who was secretly watching him, and recently molested all the good-looking little sisters and sisters, it’s not challenging, but it’s been a long time since I molested a little boy.

"Teacher, this is the feature draft of our editorial department next week. Our director has gone abroad this week, and the new director has not yet, so I can only submit the manuscript here."

"Xiaohao, just give it to me. Thank you for your hard work. This year's director, I think it's you. Although you are only a sophomore, you are really capable. You are better than those ministers. Work hard!" Zhang Qifeng patted Yan Hao on the shoulder with admiration in his eyes, then looked at Yu Zexuan behind him, and thought, as expected, people cannot be compared because there is no comparison at all.

"Thank you, teacher." The expression on Yan Hao's face was just a slight smile, and after thanking him, it disappeared quickly.

"What station? What department?" Yu Zexuan approached and asked.

"This is Yan Hao, the head of the editorial department of our school's radio station. Let's go and stay there!" After Zhang Qifeng introduced Yan Hao, he couldn't help but satirize Yu Zexuan.

Yu Zexuan was unconvinced from the bottom of his heart, but he still said with a humble face on the surface: "Editors? Writers? Not bad, my lord, is your editorial department recruiting new ones? What do you think of me?"

"Don't make any trouble, that's not where you go. You, who can fall asleep after reading a book, can write a fart!" Before Yan Hao could speak, Zhang Qifeng slapped him back .

"Don't look down on me! Old Zhang, don't you think I have a melancholy temperament like a poet's? Minister, tell me no!" Yu Zexuan said in an angry gesture, winking at Yan Hao.

"You..." Zhang Qifeng heard him call him Lao Zhang again, and opened his mouth to reprimand him, but he didn't expect Yan Hao's cold voice to come from beside him.

"The temple of the editorial department is small, so I'm afraid it won't be able to hold a big Buddha like you."