After amnesia, Lao Gong thinks he is Mary Suba

"Don't pull my pants."

Xu Zhen swore to the death to defend the dignity of his luxurious custom-made pants worth 3000 yuan.

"Brother, do you know where this is?"

"Nonsense, the bathroom."

Shang Qi nodded affirmatively, and didn't let go: "The restrooms are equipped with background boards as standard at all major bloody scenes. Whether you are an ancient romance or a popular danmei, all unspeakable major turning points happen here."

In the sacred place of the bathroom, the protagonists may accidentally hear other people’s comments here and learn part of the truth, which further triggers the crematorium or the loss of the horse, or it may be that the old lovers meet and reunite here many years later. Here, the scum is crushed, the hero saves the beauty, in short, all major turning points can be carried out in the bathroom.

Often some things that are not allowed to happen during the review will also be staged in the innermost window.

"Brother, this room is exclusive to the protagonist."

Shang Qi forcibly broke Xu Chun's hand, and the magic voice lingered in his ears: "Brother, don't worry, we all have what the other protagonists have!"

Seeing that he couldn't protect his pants, Xu Chun turned to push Shang Qi, "Duck no need!"

"Don't worry, brother, it won't hurt you very much. The child will flow away soon."

"Well……"

The door of the bathroom was locked, and the empty mirror reflected the clean and reflective floor. A whole row of doors were open, and only the innermost one came from the sound.

"Brother, bear with it, it's not possible yet."

"You fucking let me go!"

Time may have passed for a long time or not long, after all, this kind of thing should not be too careful.

Shang Qi looked down at his hands and murmured: "Brother, you have a miscarriage."

Xu Chun's mind went blank, and he didn't have the strength to correct Shang Qi. He leaned against the wall and let Shang Qi hold him.

"Brother, I know you are very sad, but you must be strong, we will have children in the future!" Shang Qi blamed himself painfully, and the strong guilt overwhelmed him.

Xu Chun moved his fingers, "No, I'm very happy, do you want me to help you too."

"No." Shang Qi comforted him distressedly, "Brother is too weak to bear me now, good boy, when your body recovers, I will give you as much as you want, okay?"

Xu Chun: "..."

I lie to your mother.

……

When they came out of the bathroom, Yi Zheng looked anxious in the lobby: "I have found you, I sent my cousin away, let's go too, and change to another family for dinner, just now they were arrested and said that someone Reported the hidden poison, and the police came and found a lot of it."

"what happened?"

"I don't know either. I went to take a look. They are miserable. I don't know who they provoked. It's useless. Let's take action. They were handcuffed away with bruised noses and swollen faces." Yi Zheng scratched his head: "It's S's. The gloves were burned with several big holes, and they were stained with some kind of water, I didn’t think I could get them, so I didn’t pick them up for you.”

Xu Chun choked, and glanced at Shang Qi suspiciously.

Shang Qi looked ignorant, and even expressed his concern just right: "That's too scary, brother, let's go."

Yi Zheng echoed: "Yes, yes, listen to your brother, let's go."

?

Did he think too much?

Xu Chun curled his lips, that's great.

After dinner, they talked about the club for a while, and Yi Zheng urged Xu Chun to finalize the land as soon as possible, just in case.

"That's right, Shang Qi, let's go back now."

According to the rules, everyone is not allowed to return to the old house before the sun goes down today, but if everyone doesn't go back, who would know that they went back early?

The old house was empty, and the two of them entered Li Xinyan's room to look for documents, without any guilt.

"what is this?"

Xu Chun found a copper basin under the bed, and there was only a pile of soot left over from burning things in it.

"Didn't you say that private worship is not allowed in old houses?"

It was obvious that some things for worship were burned, but Xu Chun remembered what Shang Xingzhu had said to him before. At that time, he spoke convincingly, "my mother said" every time he heard Xu Chun's PTSD.

"It's not a sacrifice," Shang Qi squatted down, pinching a piece of unburned yellow corner through a tissue, "This is Shang's famous protective talisman."

"What's the use?"

"Protect the burner from being entangled by ghosts." Shang Qi let go and threw it away, and said indifferently: "It's all self-deceiving things."

"There are words!"

Xu Zhen put the copper basin on the ground, exposing the potholes at the bottom of the push | sales small advertising phone: the second largest fairy in the imperial capital, consultation hotline 123XXXXXXXX.

"..."

"Did your stepmother be cheated?" Xu Zhen was very kind and kind.

Shang Qi fell into deep thought.

"Click", the door was pushed open from the outside, Li Xinyan held the phone in one hand, and said in a serious tone, "No! They have already suspected me! You must leave today!".

When she turned her head, she was facing two people who were so big.

Shang Qi was extraordinarily calm, he didn't even move the thought of avoiding it, as if he was the real owner of this room.

"Why are you in my room?" Li Yanxin hung up the phone in a panic as if she was facing an enemy: "What are you doing?"

Xu Zhen smiled shyly: "I wish you a happy old age."

Don't be angry, don't be angry, there is no one to replace you if you are angry.

Li Xinyan's face was livid, coincidentally, Butler Zou also came back, Xu Zhen took Shang Qi and fled quickly: "Butler Zou, Happy New Year!"

Old Zou was pleased: "Happy New Year, Young Master Xu!"

As long as it's less than fifteen years old, it's New Year's Eve.

Xu Zhen quickly dialed the number of the copper pot fairy, the phone was picked up quickly, an adult male voice came out, the background noise was heavy, as if he was crossing the road, "Don't rush, don't rush, I'll be at the airport soon I'm sure I'm leaving today! I told you, Sister Li, don't worry!"

The two looked at each other, and went out quickly in tacit agreement.

He must be stopped!

Shang Qi slammed the car door and said in a low voice, "Brother, hold him back."

With one foot on the accelerator, the speed of the car soared, and the scenery on the side of the window flew by. While accelerating, Shang Qi freed up one hand to touch the phone, and tapped it flexibly with his index finger.

too fast.

Xu Chun clenched his seat belt almost reflexively, and some very bad memories came to his mind. He stretched out his hand carefully, intermittently: "It's too, too dangerous...concentrate."

"Brother, don't worry, my driving skills are very good."

"No... no, it's dangerous."

The person on the other side of the phone was stunned when they heard the voices of two men, and then realized that it wasn't Li Xinyan's call, "Fuck, who are you?"

The discomfort caused by too fast speed was so strong that Xu Chun could hardly ignore it. His face was very pale, and the scene that he had deliberately closed was rediscovered. Xu Chun's voice trembled and he gritted his teeth: "Shang Qi, I will let you slow down!"

"No!"

Shang Qi coldly refused, and snapped angrily: "Just because of S, who has never met a single face, are you planning to never touch racing cars in your life?!"

The author has something to say: push the base friend Xuantao fantasy prose, Kangkang her!

"Transformed into a Sand Sculpture and Attacked the Dragon"

Some people say that Shengxuan's daughter-in-law is dishonest. Before going to school, she sold herself in Liutao Street to make money. She is a canary raised by a certain rich man.

Sheng Xuan just thought they were talking nonsense, the daughter-in-law was obviously a poor little girl, she always only ate what he bought, and didn't have a penny in her pocket, how could there be such a poor canary?

On the first day of interstellar travel, Sheng Xuan was kidnapped by Guidao Xing and was almost melted into a slime.

Seeing that his life was in danger, an ice-blue giant dragon descended from the sky.

Tang Xun: "Fake marriage with me, let's escape back to Planet 0 together."

Sheng Xuan looked at the cool and indifferent handsome man in front of him, and his heart was extremely excited.

"Daughter-in-law, can I go home with you?"

Tang Xun looked at the dirty Sheng Xuan with disgust on his face, put away his marriage certificate and threw him on the main road to let him fend for himself.

Not long after, Sheng Xuan was picked up by his mother. On planet 0, he was not only the second generation of officials, but also a rich N generation.

Sheng Xuan thought, now he can finally bring his beautiful daughter-in-law home.

Unexpectedly, when the biochemical war was raging, Tang Xun went to join the army.

Sheng Xuan applied for the military academy without hesitation, "It is everyone's responsibility to defend the home and the ball. You protect the galaxy, and I protect you."

Sheng Xuan and his daughter-in-law had been classmates for a few days, and unexpectedly discovered that Tang Xun had another boyfriend, and the two were openly kissing at the school gate.

Sheng Xuan was so angry that he ran to Tang Xun for a divorce.

Sheng Xuan: "According to the marriage law, you have to give me three children to make up for my spiritual loss."

Tang Xun: "Fuck, can't you see that I was fighting in school? Also, where did I get a boyfriend?"

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Outsiders said that Tang Xun had great luck, and marrying into the Sheng family was like marrying into a rich family. This was the blessing he had cultivated in several lifetimes.

Compared with the golden bosses in other people's mouths, Sheng Xuan is definitely the youngest one.

Who knew that on the day when the marriage was really discussed, the prospective father-in-law Tang Li came out domineeringly with the Xinghe Guards and told everyone present that my son Tang Xun was married.

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Summary: The kind-hearted Xiaoshou accidentally saved the life of Sand Sculpture Gong, and has been entangled ever since...