Wei Lang Seducer's Handbook

Aunt Hua thought it was a compliment to him, but she was very happy.

"I've lived for so many years, and I haven't done anything important. I'm so nervous."

The fat aunt held hands together nervously. After all, she was young and widowed, there was no man in the family, and she had never experienced any big scenes.

"Don't worry, someone will be arranged to help you keep the account and collect the money."

Only then did the fat aunt respond: "Brother Qing, why don't you go? You have done a great deed! Let the people in our village enjoy the benefits, and don't show your face."

In previous years, most of the hawthorns had rotted all over the place. Brother Qing was able to spend money to buy them, which was considered a contribution to the village.

Wei Ziqing has his own considerations, he doesn't want to show off in this kind of matter, being jealous is not a good thing.

But unexpectedly, it was just a small hawthorn acquisition, and things were still out of his control.

The person who was sent to help Aunt Fat was the bookworm Xiaosi. After all, Axiu’s dim sum shop couldn’t do without him, and Wei Ziqing himself didn’t want to show up. Unexpectedly, only Xiaosi was left around who could read and write. .

At first, Aunt Fat thought that Wei Ziqing was playing around, that such a young child was here to make trouble, but she didn't expect that when she laid out the paper and picked up the brush, it really looked like that.

Fat Auntie had gone back to the village to publicize the matter long ago, and according to Wei Ziqing's intention, she did not say that she was the boss. Although the villagers felt that Fatty Aunt was not the kind of person who could tell such a big lie, they were still skeptical.

Can the sour wild fruits on the mountain be sold for money?Two catties for a penny?Even if a little boy goes to the mountains, he can pick up four or five catties for you in a while. This money is too easy to earn.

So most people didn't take it seriously. After all, the fields were busy plowing the soil and planting wheat in October. If anyone went up the mountain, he would pack a bag and bring it back, just in case someone came to collect it?

When the fat aunt sat in front of her yard and put out the written four big characters: "Buy Hawthorn", no one came.

The fat aunt is also in a hurry, why is there no one who wants the student who gave the money?Are the people in the village stupid?

As a child at the age of four, he definitely can't come up with any good ideas, and the fat aunt doesn't want to mess things up, after all, Brother Qing promised him fifteen yuan a day's wages, so he has to take it seriously.

In desperation, the fat aunt took out the old broken gongs at home, and beat them one by one all over the village.

"Collect—hawthorn leek, one penny and two catties—the quantity is limited—until all are sold out!"

Many people poked their heads out from their homes: "Auntie Fat, is someone really taking it?"

The fat aunt saw that several households were waiting for his answer with pricked ears, and she couldn't help but raised her head proudly: "That's right, I will collect it and pay you on the spot. The owner said, first collect a batch of five hundred catties, and after this There is no such store in the village."

Just charge five hundred catties?The others felt tense when they heard this, some were happy, some were angry.

Those who were happy were naturally those who went to pick hawthorns a few days ago, and those who were angry were naturally those who did not pick them at home, and those who immediately had a quick mind went out of the house with a basket on their backs.

The fat aunt jumped into action when she saw everyone, and said loudly: "I will collect it at my house, no rotten fruit or green fruit! If it is unqualified, it will not be accepted!"

After finishing speaking, someone called Aunt Fat: "Come and see if I can accept this?"

"Green is not good, it has worm eyes, hurry up and pick it..."

"The appearance of your fruit is not bad, but there are branches and leaves inside, but it's really unreal."

The village became lively in an instant. Aunt Fat was walking all the way home, and people everywhere called him over, asking all kinds of questions, thinking that he had lived such an old age, how could he have received such treatment from the stars, and walked Like the wind.

After finally arriving at home, a group of people were already gathered around the door, Xiao Si was sitting in front of the table, his white face was now red.

Xiao Si has never seen this scene before. Most of the dim sum shop's customers are rich people from good families, and they keep their words in their mouths; the villagers are different. Those elders love to amuse children the most, and because Xiao Si works in a dim sum shop, he is fed and clothed every day, and he is much more tender and tender, which is even more rare.

Fat aunt saw that Xiao Si was already a little embarrassed, picked up the gong in hand and rapped it violently.

"What are you doing? I didn't see that you teased the children like that. I'll get angry later. Be careful not to count money for you."

"What? Let him do the math? Is this half-assed savvy enough?"

"Just wait and see. Hurry up and line up. If you don't line up, you won't be charged."

The fat aunt stretched out her hand as a sign to push people away, but the villagers were so familiar that few listened to him.

Seeing this, Mr. Youlang said: "It's just us, let's settle the matter quickly, so don't wait."

Fat Aunt was a little hesitant, because Wei Ziqing specifically explained that it is very important to maintain the order of the acquisition site.

Aunt Liu, who has always had a good relationship with Aunt Fat, put a basket of hawthorns on the scale with a bang, and dragged Aunt Fat to look at the scale with a smile.

"Hurry up, there will be more people later, look at my hawthorn, I have listened to you and picked it..."

The big guys also became anxious, afraid that there would be too many people later, there was no other way, so the fat aunt had to go to check the hawthorn, comforting herself in her heart to wait until she finished collecting these before talking about queuing.

The fat aunt inspected very carefully, and picked out all the bad fruits on the spot, which made Aunt Liu's face more and more ugly.

Said in an indifferent manner: "Brother Ying, you are very careful in doing things, huh?"

Fat Aunt pretended she didn't hear anything else, and smiled on her face: "There is no way, we are serious people, and if the delivery fails later, I will have to deduct money. I think Brother Liu is very lame." Hawthorn is very serious about picking, right?"

He said so, but the movements of his hands did not slow down, and he secretly scolded this ignorant thing in his heart. If he had a good relationship on weekdays, he would just return this kind of thing, so why should he pick it up a little bit?

Probably did not expect the first one to be accepted so slowly, and the remaining few households were also unqualified, but the Liu family accepted it, how could others not accept it?The fat aunt couldn't wipe her face off, so she bent over and picked it up a little bit, and soon she was sweating profusely.

After he finished working on the few households he had a good relationship with, many people from outside surrounded him.

The fat aunt made up her mind and raised her voice: "I repeat, I don't want green fruits and rotten fruits. I have to see for myself. I know something in my heart. I don't have the time to pick them one by one."

Although these words were not aimed at a few neighbors, it also made their faces smeared. Besides, I got the copper coins, and I was anxious to pick the hawthorns, so I didn't stay in the yard any longer. I rushed out to pick the hawthorns with the baskets in my arms. It's the next wave.

Aunt Fat ordered people to line up, but there are too many people now, who can listen to him?

They all saw the few in front leaving with several copper coins, and they were even more excited, wishing that everyone would say that they were the first to come, for fear that they would collect enough money when it was their turn.

Fat Aunt shouted hoarsely, and the scene was still full of pushing and shoving, which crowded Aunt Fat's small yard, and Xiaosi was surrounded by the crowd, so scared that she held her head and dared not lift it.

Neighbors who seem to be in harmony on weekdays, now for a few copper coins, they don't care about affection at all, and no one will let anyone else go.

The fat aunt was forced to lose Nai, and yelled: "I won't accept it today!"

Sure enough, the scene was quiet for a moment, and before he could continue speaking, it was overwhelmed by stronger arguments.

"Why don't you accept it? You asked us to pick it, but you didn't accept it after picking it?"

"Aren't you kidding us?"

"Are you planning to let your relatives sell it?"

As he was talking, the big guy's emotions were provoked by some words, and the scene got out of control for a while, and the fat aunt wanted to cry but was grabbed by the arm to prevent him from running.

"What are you doing!"

The voice of the village head was like a god, and he rescued the fat aunt.

The fat aunt who has always boasted that she can be used by three men is crying with snot and tears, coupled with wrinkled clothes and messy hair, I don’t know what I think I have suffered. .

It turned out to be Xiao Si, who sneaked out of the crowd while no one was paying attention to him, because many people didn't see Xiao Si, and when they heard him say that he was looking for the village chief, they pointed the way without taking it seriously , The two families are so close that he really asked him to invite the village chief over.

"Look at you, when others come to us to collect things, you all want to kneel there and beg them to collect them. It's our village's turn to collect them yourself. Why are you so arrogant? You want to demolish other people's houses. Can’t you? Will you bully the villagers? Thing in the nest!”

The village head's words were a bit heavy, and everyone's voice was silenced.

In fact, the people in the village are not bad people, it's just that the villagers in the countryside have very shallow vision and only see immediate benefits.I don't know anything else, I just know that people from outside can't be provoked, but people in my own village know the basics, and when most people do something together, even if it is wrong, there will be a sense of injustice It means that he is much more courageous than usual, and some people will inevitably show their ugly faces.

Thinking about it again, most people regret it a little bit. Fat Aunt is a widow, and her life is not easy, and her popularity is good on weekdays.

But there were still those few who couldn't think about it. They didn't dare to refute, but they curled their lips and squinted their eyes to fully express their displeasure.

People like this are rascals, and the village chief doesn't bother to talk to them, so he directs the scene to line up and go out.

The fat aunt wiped away her tears, didn't adjust her clothes and hair, just messed up like this, with a tiger face, which scared everyone. The whole process went smoothly and unexpectedly, and no one even rejected the fruits of many households. Dare to make trouble.

It's just that five hundred catties sounds like a lot, but it's really a child's play for acquisitions. However, the fat aunt has collected enough catties in the morning, and the number of people who came to ask questions has not decreased.

The fat aunt raised her voice and shouted: "I have collected enough for today, I don't accept any more, please come back."

Some villagers looked at Biren happily receiving the money, and couldn't help but ask, "Will you still receive it in the future?"

The fat aunt thought for a while, but didn't say anything dead: "It's not necessarily true. Whether you will accept it or not, how much, and whether the price is still the same as now? I don't know. I have to go back and ask the owner, but if there are idlers at home, go pick it." , anyway, it’s time-consuming and not tiring or expensive.”

"Yes, but if there is news, you should notify early!"

Fat Aunt raised her eyelids, her expression still grim, but she finally smiled: "Then I must take care of our village first."

After everyone got an affirmative answer, they knew that Fat Aunt probably didn't hold grudges against them, so they left contentedly.

As soon as the door was closed, the fat aunt looked at the big and small baskets of hawthorn, and her face burst into laughter.

"Now I can explain to Brother Qing."

Xiaosi saw that the fat aunt had drooped her face all morning, and thought he was really angry. He was so frightened that he didn't dare to say anything, and kept his head in keeping accounts. He didn't expect that as soon as he left, he witnessed a change of face.

"Aunt... are you not angry?"

"Angry? Why are you angry? I won't be angry with those ignorant old hats. If I just gave them a little good face, I'd have to go the other way."

Seeing Xiao Si's confused face, Aunt Fat nodded his forehead with her finger.

"Let's go, find someone to transport Brother Qing there."

Wei Ziqing had no idea about the weight of hawthorns, and he didn't think that five hundred catties of hawthorns was just a carriage.

However, he was not in a hurry to let the fat aunt go back to collect it, but brought out a long plate of purple-red solids from the kitchen.

"Try it?"

Xiaosi didn't care, took it happily and stuffed it into her mouth, while the fat aunt held it in her hand, looked at it, smelled it, and then took a bite.

However, the expressions of the two of them were surprisingly the same after that, they were both shocked, and their eyes and eyebrows were squeezed together.

"Is it sour?"

The fat aunt smacked her lips: "It's sour, but it's okay. It's not unacceptable. It's still a little sweet. I'll try it again."

Xiao Si'er also had an unfinished look on his face, which made Wei Ziqing feel relieved.

The method of hawthorn jelly is very simple, but the price remains high because of the high cost of sugar, and because of its special taste and appetizing effect, it has been in the market for a long time.

He also made a dozen or so candied haws. He didn't think it was too troublesome to skewer them, but they were just wrapped in ice slag. The shape was not as neat as the ones he sold before, but it was unexpectedly loved by Xiaosi.

"Delicious!"

The fat aunt felt that the candied haws were too sour except for the sugar coating, so he couldn't eat the second one.

"If this hawthorn is made like this, it will definitely fetch a good price."

"I hope so. Put it in the dim sum shop to see how the sales are. If the sales are good, then charge more."

Although five hundred catties only cost him 250 Wen copper coins, which is really a small amount, but in the spirit of caution, it is better not to stock up in advance.But the ripening period of hawthorn has arrived, and I am afraid that the harvest is too late, and the fruit will wilt.

I thought about speaking out and asked Aunt Fat for her idea, but I didn't expect Aunt Fat to think about it.

"I read the letter before I left, and asked them to pick it up. As for storing it, don't worry, they know more than you, and they have many ways to sell it."

Wei Ziqing thinks about it, he is not familiar with farming, so he should listen to Aunt Fat about this.

Aunt Fat hesitated for a long time, but she still told Wei Ziqing what happened today.

"...Fortunately, it was stable and there was no further trouble. Otherwise, I, an old woman, really couldn't handle this situation."

Wei Ziqing didn't expect that such a small business would go wrong, and he felt that he was not thoughtful for a while.

"It's because I thought it was too simple. Next time I will talk to my second uncle and let him take care of it a little bit. It will always be useful."

The fat aunt smiled embarrassedly: "You don't think I'm not good at things."

The two said something else, and then Aunt Fat and Xiao Si helped Wei Ziqing take the finished hawthorn cake to "Heshui".

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