The third option: I am uncle control

Xiaolu has two tools for carrying luggage. In addition to the large box, there is also an unusually strong rucksack.He looked for it, weighed it, and felt that no matter how he arranged it, it was still not enough.

The world is no longer a person, and things to be taken into account will inevitably increase.

After spending an afternoon on Saturday, he bought another sturdy travel backpack, groping for the solid copper ring as thick as a little finger, imagining this very desirable trip.

It is not in his experience to travel with an uncle.The usual solitude made him prefer this kind of stubborn self-reliance.For two or more people, there are many things to consider, which often directly affect the trip itself.But with him, he has no such worries.

Early in the morning on the day of departure, the uncle was waiting for him downstairs.Look first at his eyes, then at the rucksack, as if visually assessing its weight and contents.

On the way to the train station by bus, he reached out and touched the canvas bag, as if feeling its pulse.

Nothing tasty.Xiaolu said with a smile.

I brought compressed biscuits for two, and water, nothing else.The uncle patted his schoolbag with his fat hand, and now he put the bag on his lap.

Uncle a little military police worship?Xiaolu looked at his outfit, black hiking shoes, black tactical trousers, black canvas belt, and white short-sleeved T-shirt.

A little bit, I really like things that are masculine, clean and neat.Didn't I say I was in the military?

never said.

When I was 17 or [-] years old, I served as a soldier, and I was forced to do it myself, and then I took the high school entrance examination.So I seem to be older.

To exercise yourself?

One of the lessons of self-education, I know, having such an experience, some temperament will go deep into the blood, which is a must.

You can see that you are very disciplined.For example, your home does not look like a place where people on earth live alone.

When I was in the barracks, I didn't feel uncomfortable with that kind of discipline. I felt that it was something in my nature. Everything came naturally, and there was no need to adapt.That's when I realized it was something I was born with.

Why didn't you find a way to stay in the army?

Although it is easy to adapt, it is not what I want.I don't care about discipline, but I don't like rigidity and routine.

OK, I understand.So your instructor or something must be very reluctant to part with you.

yes.Some leaders have talked to me several times, but I am very firm.

Well, every time a person leaves, the people around him don't want to let go. This is very attractive.

You are kidding me.The man tapped his rucksack.

Xiaolu smiled and did not continue this topic.

Hey, tell me something fun about when you were a soldier?

That's no less than when I was a student.On the first day I went, I was bullied enough.

oh?Someone bullied you?

In fact, strictly speaking, it is not bullying, it is just a means.

what happened?

After the first day of training, I was dirty and sweaty, and I made an appointment with my comrades in the dormitory to wash.I want to wash it alone because I don't really like being around a lot of people.But my thoughts were quickly seen through by those monkey spirits.But they concluded that I didn't dare to show my flesh because they suspected that I was...too fat and not well-developed.

I understand, suspecting that you are very young, it is really boring.

Ha ha.

You were fat then?

Proportionally speaking, it is fatter than it is now.Much stronger now than then.

and then?

They allowed me to wash it myself, and then tricked me to the playground in the middle of the night. Several people snatched my clothes and stuffed them under the tank for several hours. I felt like crying.

Yo, you don't have a cold?

The body is fine, so no.It was just that I was very scared at the time, afraid of violating discipline.I secretly swore that I would never violate discipline during my service, and I never expected this to happen on the first day.

Then what?

Thanks to them, my shadow has been removed, and I am no longer shy, although I still don't like going to public places very much.

It seems that the side effects are not small, they have cultivated a person who does not draw the curtains every night, right?

I really didn't realize that I was the only one in the whole building without curtains, and I didn't know that my windows were so transparent. I specially chose coated windows, so I couldn't see inside when the sun was shining during the day, but I forgot about the night, what a mistake.

It’s really a mistake. Let me tell you, what you bought is probably a fake. I can still see it clearly when there is sunlight during the day. Of course, it may also be because of the angle.

The uncle laughed, and stroked the short hair on the back of his head like a child.That action caught Xiaolu's eyes.

Then after I exposed you, why did you wear shorts?

I'm still afraid that the children in your building will see it. I don't want to become a teaching material.

After the man finished speaking, he glanced at the watch on his wrist.He noticed that it was a brand-new Casio waterproof electronic watch, with a decent thickness, which matched his temperament very well.

Sent by someone who chased you before?he tried to ask.

No, my uncle gave it to me.He flicked his wrist.You always make fun of me.

Where am I kidding you?Xiaolu smiled wryly.

It's just a joke to talk about that with a single man who has never been in a relationship or married.

What family, which family?Hey, you know what, you look like a girl when you say that.

how?

It just makes people feel, every word, and it comes out of your mouth, too childish, too girly, seriously inconsistent with your age, identity and temperament, very funny.

There was a half-smile expression on the man's face, he didn't speak, just looked out of the window.

OK, it looks like the fault is on me.As I said a long time ago, you cannot apply worldly experience to you.

You and I are the same.

Self-knowledge is very good, no matter what kind of person, self-knowledge is always liked.The vast majority of people in society today lack self-knowledge too much, or already have a little self-knowledge but tell themselves they don’t have it. This kind of person is the most hateful.Time to get off.

When the bus arrived, the two got off the bus, walked through the underground passage, and entered the interior of the train station.In front of the ticket gate, the uncle stopped suddenly, took out a ticket from his pocket, and handed him one.

You can just keep it, why give it to me.Xiaolu took the ticket and said.

You are so independent, you don't like to let others hold your ticket, do you?The uncle looked into his eyes.

Hey, you know me better and better. It's a pity that we don't get married.

The man blushed and passed through the ticket gate.

He chased after him and patted his thick shoulder: You didn't tell me that it was a soft sleeper, it's a long way?

not very far.It's just that the sleeper box is relatively quiet.

Oh, it makes sense, people who despise public baths must not like carriages with a capacity of more than 100 people.Xiaolu raised his eyebrows.

The train was at a platform, and they quickly found their own compartment, boarded the train, and found the berth on the ticket.

It's a nice car, better than I imagined.

He looked inside the car body and pulled the sliding door of the box with his hand.

The door is closed, it's just the two of us.The uncle stuffed the backpack under the bunk and sat down on the lower bunk.

How do you know it's just the two of us?

Huh, I just know.

You bought all four shops?

Yes.

Wow, I didn't expect you to be so romantic.Xiaolu was amused, and pointed at the bumps on his T-shirt with his finger: He has ulterior motives, say, what is the intention?

No, I just like to be clean, you know.Moreover, there are not many people in this car, so I don't count it as a nuisance.

Well, the railways would be very happy with a few more people like you.Xiaolu put all the food and drink in the backpack on the dining table, then stuffed the half-empty backpack into the bed, and sat on the edge of the bed with legs crossed.

Hey, I said, don't sit so upright, okay, it's not a commendation meeting.Take off your shoes, how comfortable it is to lie down.

Xiaolu stared intently at his face, seeing a flash of embarrassment on that face, the man took off his shoes, and the white socks were shiny.

Give me.Koji stretched out his left hand.

what?

Your foot, right foot, come here.

What?

If you are disobedient, I will take your clothes away.

The uncle obediently stretched out his right foot and placed it in his palm.

Xiaolu held the right foot of the man in the new white socks with both hands, and looked at it carefully, with eyes like an old man examining a teapot.

After looking around, he poked his nose and sniffed it, and then rubbed it with the palm of his hand.

Wearing a size forty shoe?

39.

Why did that expression scare me?

kinda.

Let me tell you, a man's feet are like a man's hairstyle, they can give people a lot of information, and they can't be disguised.I've done a lot of research on this.Like yours, the shape is standard, the flesh is slightly thick, and the proportion is in line with the height. At first glance, it looks like a man who has been exercising frequently in adolescence. It is completely different from those bean sprouts and meat balls. There are traces of shaping and are more perfect.

You always do this kind of research? The uncle looked at him strangely.

Well, however, it was the first time that such a close and unscrupulous study was conducted.How long have you worn these shoes?

Less than three years.The man retracted his right foot and sat under him.

Insoles are also changed as often as socks?

Yes, they are changed every day, and there are three spare pairs.

Hey, how lovely the word man would be if every man was like you.

Why, isn't the word man cute?

First of all, the term man needs to be corrected.He stretched out a finger and put it a foot in front of the tip of his nose: drinking and eating meat, full of foul language, and smelly all over, that is called a male animal, that is not a man; the biggest difference between a man and an ordinary male animal is not the use of tools And language, nor the use of contraceptive devices, but cleanliness, politeness, respect, and learning.

Understand.What about next?

Second, there is self-knowledge.Xiaolu put down that finger and stared into his pupils.If you don't understand these, you don't know how to appreciate men.

but.The uncle blinked.Under normal circumstances, men are lazy, smelly and full of dirty words.

normal?Xiaolu snorted.What is normal?It's just a clumsy label crowned by vulgar people to cover up their stupidity and vulgarity.If lazy, smelly and foul-mouthed people are normal people, then it can be seen that there is nothing high and noble about human beings. In the future, don’t modify yourself with words like earth rulers and advanced creatures, it will only make you look more stupid .The so-called normal things in the mouths of people on earth are, in the final analysis, vulgar, mediocre, everywhere, without characteristics, without value, just like garbage in a dump, garbage is everywhere in a dump, this is normal, right? ?It wouldn't be normal if there were gold bars all over the dump, but gold bars are always worth money - why are you looking at me like that?

Why are you talking so much all of a sudden?

Praise you.

Then I took it as a good word.The uncle cleared his throat and opened a bottle of mineral water.

Someone knocked on the door, and it was the flight attendant who changed the sleeper card.After closing the door again, the man saw him lock the door.

What are you doing?

Take it easy, it just makes me feel safe, that's all.Xiaolu picked up a pack of compressed biscuits and waved them in front of the man's eyes: How do you eat these things?

Break off a small piece, put it in your mouth, and moisten it with a little water.

Will it swell a lot?

That's not really it, it's just dry.

Xiaolu tore open the bag, put a piece in his mouth, his face showed an acting-like care, followed by overwhelming disappointment.

I thought it was some super-concentrated food, it looked like mung bean cake, but nothing more.

I think it is better than mung bean cake.

That's because you are a fan of the military and the police. If the mung bean cake is marked with the words "made by military industry", you will buy it.label theory.

The man didn't say anything, and looked at the slowly moving platform outside the car window with a gentle smile on his face.

Hey, let's go.Xiaolu leaned back and looked at him with a smile.It's so charming. A 90-year-old aunt will want to marry you when she sees such a smiling face.

Are you talking nicely?The uncle smiled helplessly.

Of course, a man with a nice smile is top-notch, a man with a gentle smile is a high-quality product, and a man with a cute smile is the best.It is an honor that you are Trinity.

I heard something similar 20 years ago.Uncle is a little embarrassed.

oh?Also from the mouth of a girl?

Yes, when we graduated from high school, everyone took pictures with each other to commemorate each other. The girls in our class took a group photo with me and said they wanted to keep my smile.

Wow, that scene is unimaginable.I didn't expect you to be so charming at that time, gratifying to congratulate.Should have a drink today, no bar?

Forget it, how dare I bring that thing?The man looked worriedly at the bag under the bunk: Did you bring it?

No, I think about you more. I made you so embarrassed last time. Do you hate me?

No.

Almost tempted you to commit a crime.

Stop talking, okay?

Actually, were you really afraid that I would do something to you that night?I can see the worry in your eyes.

How did you get it?

That is, no matter what a person says, as long as it is the truth, the eyes will show corresponding eyes that match the words.And no matter what you talked to me that night, there was a worry in your eyes, constant, after I poured you wine.

You will read words and emotions.The man stroked the short hair on the back of his head, making a crisp rustling sound.

In fact, if something happened that night, you would have nothing to do, right?

The man laughed and didn't answer.

Seriously, do you want to sleep with me once? It's not a relationship like a partner, it's purely between friends. It should be a kind of communication, like if I invite you to drink afternoon tea, or you invite me to watch a movie or something?

have not thought.The uncle's short hair rustled again.

What, dare not?Have concerns?Afraid of violating me?Feel inappropriate?Could not bear?

Have it.

Or am I not good enough?

no.You stop torturing me.

Hey, seriously, what do you think about sex?

Anyway, not as casual as you young people.

Hey, hey, don't kill a boatload of people with one pole, okay, I'm still very pure.

Anyway, your generation is much more open than ours, requires more, and thinks less.

That's true, I admit.People of our generation will find many plausible things and stick them on their faces as reasons. Behind the shield is often timidity, which is an axiom.People who are usually more aggressive, like me, may actually be more traditional; on the contrary, people who are more restrained are the most domineering in private.What did the scriptures say?All appearances are false.Buddha is really powerful.But having said that, at least we will find reasons to prove that we are innocent. Your uncles and aunts, even your parents, although you are very eager, will only find reasons to prove that you don’t need it, right?

You say me?

You are very representative.Xiaolu looked at the man's shiny belt head: tell me, how come there is no need for the year of the tiger and wolf?Is it because I have been suppressed by the Five Elements Mountain in my mind for too long, or is everything false?

To be honest, there are, but not as straightforward as you say.The Five Elements Mountain in my mind is not piled up by myself, and I also admit that many people think that all appearances are false.

Well, the footwashing houses all over the street are targeted at uncles like you.

The man just laughs.

Having said that - if I insisted on sleeping with you that night, you would have nothing to do, right?

You child, why did you get involved in this matter?

I'm very curious, do you know?When things happen to you, you can only watch how it happens, or interview you directly, but you must not make assumptions or use worldly experience to apply you.So I want you to speak up, since you haven't done it.

I don't know, it can't be assumed.

Know how I felt that night?

I do not know.

There is a sense of reading, like touching Braille—have you ever touched Braille?Complex sensations are transformed into multiple layers of electric currents through the skin, and transmitted to the brain through the nerves. The process is amazing. Countless information is transmitted every second. It is a very exciting and powerful feeling.This is the feeling of touching your fleshy skin, a lot of information, overwhelming.Like a scientist finally cracking a disk from an alien, very fascinating.It cannot be said to be physical pleasure, but a kind of spiritual communication. Information from your side will collide with and resonate with my own consciousness, and then I will flow to your side to form a soul circuit.You didn't feel it then, did you?

I didn't feel as miraculous as you said, I was already unconscious.

Xiaolu leaned forward, with the look of a wizard staring at the crystal ball flashing in his eyes: You are deceiving, I can see it, your eyes tell me, you have the same feelings as me, at least you have, not necessarily Yes and me.

Uncle, for two and a half seconds, you are remembering, and for one second in the two and a half seconds, you are in pain.

The man did not speak.Xiaolu saw him rubbing his right hand.

Koji retracted his body and leaned against the bunk again.

Uncle, you were married, right?

Yes.

Well, it's finally time for you to tell the truth.Xiaolu retracted his body to the original angle.You, do you think the Five Elements Mountain can really suppress Monkey King?

The man wants to laugh.

Forget it, don't laugh if you can't laugh, I've never seen you so ugly.

Suddenly, Xiaolu stretched out both hands, palms up.

Give me.He said.

The man stretched out his right foot, and was slapped down by Xiaolu.

It's over, it's over, it's in the past, people are stupid.

He grabbed the man's two big hands and shook them gently.

Uncle, cheer up.

I'm fine, it's all over.It's just that they shouldn't have lied to you in the first place.

A little ashamed?

kind of.sorry.

Well, to be honest, there is hope.Xiaolu pulled him, shaking his arm slightly.If you don’t want to say it, don’t say it, it’s your story; if you want to say it, just tell me, if you think it’s more comfortable.I'm used to being a trash can for people. Talent and experience coexist, so let's dump everything in.

As of today, there is nothing left.I did get married once, ten years ago, when I chased her.She cares about me very much, and I can't bear him.But, I'm so stupid.I gave her up when she told me and my mom that she didn't want kids.Between her and my mother, I made concessions to my mother.She was in great pain, but she still retreated, and I didn't express my intention to keep her.

I can understand.

During that time, I died, and I don't want to recall the state at that time, it was terrible.Although she came back to me later, it seemed that everything started to get better. After wind and rain, everything tended to a fairy tale and perfect, but she still left.I don't know how to rate all this.

She gave birth and then left you?

Both she and the child were gone, and the labor was difficult.

gosh.Xiaolu lowered his arms and stopped shaking.

God always gives the perfect script, as actors, we should not make any changes.This is my lesson, the lesson of my life.

You wait, stop talking.

Xiaolu put his hands down, retreated to his bed, wrapped his arms around his knees, and buried his head.

what happened to you?

Don't talk, let me think.

His voice was unprecedentedly gentle, and the uncle could hear it clearly.

Xiaolu buried his head in his arms, so he couldn't see the child's face.

The man put on his slippers and sat on the edge of his shop.

Why.He shook the kid by the shoulders.

Do not touch me.When talking about your lover, don't touch other people. This is the basic respect for the person you love.

I'm fine, what are you doing.

You happy old fat man.

what?

You happy old fat man.

What's wrong with you, don't be like this.

Xiaolu lowered his arms, took a deep breath, and put on the shoes on the ground under his gaze.

Uncle, from now on, I have to give you a high look.I go to the bathroom.

Xiaolu unlocked the compartment door and walked to the side of the compartment.

When the sun was setting, Xiaolu brought two lunch boxes.

Cabbage and carrots, it's a bit plain, but I guess you'll like it, right?

He put the lunch box on the dining table, rummaged through the bag, and handed him a pair of chopsticks with a smile.

I'm sure you don't know how to use hygienic chopsticks, so I brought two pairs, please be considerate.

Thank you, I'll go to brush after eating.

Well, a man who knows his kindness and repays him, one point.Xiaolu opened the lunch box and turned the lid to one side.

I love watching you eat, it's so delicious.Does this agree with your high school classmates?

Yes, that's all.The man smiled and looked into his eyes.

A handsome man is very sexy, and makes people feel safe and dependable. I can't say why, but it is very strong.Maybe a lot of secret information can be conveyed in a person's food, just like the touch of sex.

I said, you are not good, you always have sex in your mind, which is also a disease.

Try saying it again.Xiaolu pressed the end of his chopsticks between the man's eyebrows.

Don't talk anymore, let's eat well.

There are a lot of old people, and they are still picky.Xiaolu gave him a hard look.

Ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha, just know how to giggle, just like a bear.Xiaolu rolled his eyes, and unscrewed a bottle of juice.Seabuckthorn juice, enhance the function of men, take it.

Do you treat everyone like this?

considerate?

No, what function or something, talking like that to everyone?

No, only to those who can say it.

It's crazy.

Hey, seriously, how is your thing developing?

Don't you always look through a telescope, you ask me.

Do you mean that humans don’t need to go to the moon after inventing the telescope?

There is no comparison.Eat and eat.

Seriously, show me today.Xiaolu stopped chopsticks.

What to watch and eat.

Really, show me, close up, I promise not to laugh at you, after reading it, you have to, well, it’s as simple as showing me your tie, just to see the effect, you don’t have to turn it over and over again, okay ?

Eat, don't make a fuss.

Okay, if you have the ability, you can sit all night tonight and don't sleep.Xiaolu pierces his chopsticks and picks up a piece of carrot.It makes you happy, just laugh if you want to laugh.

The uncle smiled wryly.What fun.You have no poise at all, if you are a woman, you can scare people to death.

The appearance is all pretended, and the true temperament is hard to buy.Xiaolu took a big gulp of sea buckthorn juice.Hey, you know, in fact, girls, they yearn for men very much, beyond the imagination of men.

So you're not looking for a girlfriend?

Aren't you my girlfriend? Is it irresponsible to admit it or not?

Nonsense.

Xiaolu bowed his head to pick up the rice, and smiled faintly.I know what you want to say, what is inappropriate, absurd, and the gap is too big, whatever you say can be prevaricated.But you have to face reality, people of your age don't need me to remind you, right?Mentally, we have similarities, complement each other, appreciate each other, and please each other; physically, I am obsessed with you, pay attention to you, and to some extent, I still want you.Don't laugh, be serious.Gender aside, the two of us are enough of a couple, you can't deny that.

I do not deny.

Well, that is already facing reality.

Give me a taste of your stuff.

What kind of thing, explain it clearly, if I don’t understand it, I’m overthinking it.Xiaolu's erratic eyes did his part.

It's really out of shape, I don't drink it anymore.

This bottle is stained with my saliva, I'll open another one for you.Xiaolu put down his chopsticks, took out his travel bag from under the bunk, first took out a pack of tissues, a pack of peanuts, a box of condoms, and finally sea buckthorn juice, put them all on the table, unscrewed the lid of the juice, and handed it to the man opposite .

Man looks at something on the table.

What are you doing with this?

what?

that.The man pointed to the paper box, on which a couple of men and women were printed.

Oh, you said it, this is very useful.Xiaolu opened the box as if nothing had happened, took out one, tore off the individual packaging, and played it on his lips.One last hand reaches for the man's pants.

Hey what are you doing?

take it easy.Xiaolu reached into his trouser pocket, fumbled around, and took out his cell phone.

See, the mobile phone, stuff it in, and then tie it tightly so that it can be waterproof.

Hehe, you are so smart.The man laughs relaxedly.

Be creative, but unfortunately I am not original, it is taken from the US military field survival manual.

You read all kinds of books, right?

Read everything except romance novels.Read thousands of volumes, open your mouth like a god.

I can tell.

Back to you.Xiaolu raised his hand, and threw the bandaged mobile phone onto the man's pants.

Oops, it's oily.He quickly picked it up.

Just wipe it when it's oily.Xiaolu picked up a tissue with two fingers.Do you wipe it yourself, or should I wipe it for you?

midnight.

10 minutes to go before lights out.

The man looks at the phone and puts it on the dining table.

Well, wash up and sleep.Xiaolu put down the magazine in his hand and found the toilet bag.

You go first, I'll go wash after the lights are turned off.

Why?Oh, I see, I don’t want strangers in the car to see you washing up, right? Wearing slippers, a towel around your neck, and a toothbrush, that image can’t be shown in front of people.

Hehe, villain, you know me better and better.

Then why do you let me show my eyes, what do you think, uncle?

Ha ha.

Oh I see again, you don't want to wash with me, you don't want me to see you washing, right?Don't forget, I see you naked every day, and I know you well.

Ha ha.

Hehehehehe, silly.Xiaolu picked up the book on the table again and lay down.After the lights are turned off, I'll go with you.

All right.The man also grabbed the book and fell sideways on the quilt.

What are you looking at, kid?he asked sideways.

men's magazine.Xiaolu did not lift his head.Don't keep calling me kid, you're not my dad's age yet.

When young men read men's magazines, they will have problems at first glance.

You don't teach me, I can only find channels to understand men myself.

You know more about men than I do.

I only understand the psychology of men, not their physiology.Look at what is written on it: According to the survey, 70.00% of men in our country cannot guarantee to take a bath every day, and 90.00% cannot guarantee to wash their foreskins every day.too disgusting.

hehe.The uncle's face returned to the back of the book.

Can't stand it.Xiaolu snapped the magazine shut and sat up straight.

He looked at the man on the bed, leaning sideways on the unrolled quilt, with his feet folded, the white sheet lay flat under him, and he had already taken off his denim trousers, only wearing a pair of white boxer shorts , with a white T-shirt on his upper body, and a thick book covering his fat face.

There was a click of the door lock, and when the man put down the book, he saw that he was the only one left in the box.

After a while, someone kicked the door, the man unlocked it, and he stepped in with a basin of water.

In order to prevent you from degenerating into an animal, I asked the flight attendant to borrow a basin, brush it clean, and the water is lukewarm.Am I considerate?

Xiaolu put down the basin, turned around and locked the door.

wash it.

Hehe, stop making trouble.

What, sorry?I haven't seen what you wash.Xiaolu said and sat back on the bed.

Don't need to be so formal, I'll go to the bathroom to wash in a while, and the bathroom also has a faucet.

But that's cold water, what a joke.

It's ok.

Then you can wash your body and feet with this basin of water.

it is good.

Come on, stand up.Xiaolu got up first and stretched out his right hand towards him.

The uncle looked at him ignorantly, with worry on his face, and stood up obediently.

I will help you undress.As Xiaolu said, he crossed his arms and lifted the T-shirt up. He didn't resist, and let the T-shirt be pulled out from his head.

Xiaolu folded the clothes against his body and put them together with the jeans.

The narrow space between the beds was filled by the man's broad shoulders.He stood there shirtless, looking at the kid, not knowing what to do again.

Nice strong biceps.He squeezed his arm and sighed softly.

Soak a washcloth in warm water, scoop up, and wring out.Koji rubbed his muscles carefully.Neck, Shoulders, Chest, Back, Armpits.He honestly let him fiddle with it, seeing his eyes, as if he was completing a sculpture.

In the end, she held his shoulders and pushed him to sit on the bunk.

Give me.He stretched out his right hand from below.

The man obediently gave him his right foot.He took off the white socks and raised his big feet to his eyebrows, the man couldn't help leaning back.

Xiaolu quickly kissed the sole of his foot, pressed that foot into the water basin, then stretched out his hand, doing the same to his left foot.

He sat up straight and watched as he put a pair of socks on the top bunk and patted them smooth.

Okay, don't bother you anymore, I'm going to do my own work.See you soon.Xiaolu picked up his laundry bag, opened the door and stepped out.

The man let out a long breath and looked at the water basin under his feet, as if he had just had a nightmare.

Uncle, I can't sleep.In the middle of the night, Xiaolu clasped his phone screen and said quietly.

come on.The man sighed in the dark.

Why.Xiaolu lifted the quilt and groped to the side of the man.As he got under the covers, he heard his contented laughter.

You can come in, but don't make trouble.

This trouble word is more difficult to define.What do you mean by making trouble?Can't force you to do something you don't want to?

Don't you know me well?

He took the uncle's arm, pillowed it under his head, and turned sideways to face the man's face in the darkness.

Do you know, my mother and grandma repeatedly warned me when I was in adolescence, that when I grow up, I am not allowed to be bad.I thought about the definition of the so-called bad for a long time, but I couldn't figure it out, so I went to my mother for advice. Guess what the answer is?

Puppy love.

wrong.

Hmm... Tired of studying?

No.

Drinking and fighting, going to the billiard club in the game hall?

Nor is it.

Then I can’t think of what it means to learn badly.

I guarantee that you also learned bad things in that era.The body has just sprouted, and the consciousness is gradually awakening. Without the opposite sex, everything can only be solved by itself.Just like what is sung in the Internationale: It is up to us to create the happiness of mankind.

Isn't that what your mother refers to as being bad?

It is difficult for a generation of people who are profound and profound to understand.Koji shook his head in his arms.

In your eyes, old people are monsters, right?

Everyone is a monster, don't you think?An honest softie is a monster in the eyes of a ruffian; a bomb maker is a monster in the eyes of a girl; a student who is developing a brain is a monster in the eyes of the people's teachers; a doctor who saves mankind, needless to say, is a monster in the eyes of everyone. It's full of monsters.There are also insurance sellers, singers, book writers, street sweepers, soldiers, butchers, and you do the media.It's not easy to meet a person who has no specialties or characteristics, that's even more of a monster in the eyes of everyone, isn't it?

Ha ha, makes sense.

They are all labels affixed by people's hearts, which is not enough.Xiaolu let out a sigh of relief.The so-called earth is an independent shelter for monsters in the universe. The outer wall is the wall of the solar system that cannot be broken out for a lifetime. Those with unsound souls are concentrated and raised, which will not affect the normal life of higher life on other planets. It is healthy to have repentance Personality, you can live in other clean places in your next life.And the people in this shelter are still shouting from the wall: This is heaven, we are the rulers, we are higher beings, we humans will conquer the sky...

Ha ha.

Well, and their biggest pathological feature is giggling.

Saying that, Xiaolu put his arms around the man's neck.

I'm going to break.

Xiaolu let go of his mouth and said into the tip of his nose.He smelled himself in his mouth.In an instant, there was an illusion of looking in a mirror.

Uncle, you are too heavy, sideways a bit.

His hands held his shoulders from behind, allowing his other arm to pass under him.

Eating lychees is different from eating plums.The child seemed to be talking to himself, cupped his face with both hands, and pecked his mouth twice.Then press your lips into his right eye socket.

Like a sculpture, no one wants to move again.The man couldn't help but stop breathing.

It's better to be meaty, or uncle.The small road is in a hurry.

What happened to the lychees?

Your touch is like a lychee.Thin people are plums, with a core wrapped in skin, which is very boring.

How many have you hugged?

Don't think about it too much, they are all hugged on the playground or at the bus stop, just like friends.

Ha ha.

He straightened up and groped for the uncle's clean short hair in the dark.

Shave your head bald.

Here we go again, do you like bald heads so much?

Well, Da Lizhi has a bald head and is sexy, very manly, just like a bottle of pure male hormones placed there.

What kind of metaphor are you talking about?

I think men should have no hair at the end of their evolution. The more hair they have, the more primitive they are.Like a savage, like a rooster, like a lion, with a lot of hair.Human beings should be distinguished from animals, and the low-level should be distinguished from the high-level.

What are you talking about?the man asked.Suddenly, I felt very insecure in my heart, and there was a panic that I was about to lose something.

I'm like this, I love convulsions, you haven't gotten used to it yet?

Hehe, it takes a long time to get used to you.

It's not easy, isn't it?