The third option: I am uncle control

Every day when he comes back from get off work, Xiaolu has to look at the bus stop sign across the street. If there is one who just came back, he will definitely wave to him.

However, such an opportunity never came.

Xiaolu is always waiting for him at the window, or with a DJMIX in his mouth, waving the hand holding the cigarette to the uncle; sometimes the uncle will see him holding a telescope, motionless like a beautiful clay sculpture.Back home, the man went straight to the bathroom naturally, and when he unscrewed the shower, he no longer faced the window.

—Hey, you are getting more and more unnatural.In the evening, he complained like this on MSN.

I'm afraid there are other people watching me besides you.

—for example?

Girls who are more than ten years younger than you.

——and lonely singles?

Hehe, little naughty.

—Are you not cold with the windows open?

It’s windy in summer, and I feel pretty good. I’m in good health, and I go swimming in winter every year.

—Of course, you're all naked in a bearskin coat.

How about going swimming with me in winter?

—Where are you going?

By the river, on the opposite side of the river, at that time, there will be many people.

——Everyone doesn't wear clothes?

Haha, how is it possible, I still have to wear swimming trunks.However, in the summer, such as now, there is exactly what you want.

--real?By the river?

Well, there is a special area on the north bank of the river, and everyone doesn't even wear swimming trunks. I only went there once, but I didn't participate.

——Can you take me to see it? Tomorrow is a rest day.

Why do you like watching this?

- I like things without tags, you forgot?I wanted to see how a large group of unlabeled people would shock me.

I can take you there, just look at it from a distance, I can't join, I don't want to take off my clothes among so many people.Of course, if you just go to visit, you will be driven out as a monster.

——Alright, just get to know it, you agree?

Well, after lunch tomorrow, I'll take you to the river bridge, which I think is the most interesting place in this city.

——What's so interesting about Jiangqiao?

One or two sentences are unclear, and you will only know when you arrive at the scene.

——Okay, what the very understandable uncle said is funny, there must be something special about it.

I know a secret meadow where I can have a picnic.

--That's great!What time tomorrow, you have to sleep late, right?

On Saturdays, I usually sleep until eleven o'clock at noon. I woke up and called you.

——Well, maybe the phone is useless, I will closely monitor your sleeping position.

Hehe, villain.By the way, I bought a pair of glasses today.

— Broken eyes?

No, it's anti-radiation.

—Do you really believe in that stuff?

I don't know if it works or not, but it looks pretty good, you should like it.

——Can you be ten years older?

That would be your dad.It's just that the difference between looking and not wearing it is obvious, and the temperament has changed.

—Can you take it now and show me?

alright, please wait.

Xiaolu receded his chair, put his eyes on the binoculars, and saw the uncle in the window disappear for a few seconds, and then returned to the white oak table. He really was wearing a pair of glasses, and he was more kind and wise.

——I saw it, and it directly reminded me of Uncle Xiong in the cartoon.

How can it be that old.

——It's not old, it's more kind, especially the way it pursed its lips just now, it's a cute combination of brown bear, panda, and field mouse.

What kind of metaphor is this.

——It's not important, take it out to play tomorrow, I want to have a closer look.

Haha, okay, as long as you like it.