Catch a fat bear as a slave

A Jiangxi native named Xiao Wu celebrated his 22nd birthday.

Apples, pears, bananas, mangoes, melon seeds, peanuts, not too big cakes, are placed on the table in order.So happy birthday was sung and the cake was cut.From time to time, other people called to give their blessings.Say hello to Lao Biao as soon as you open your mouth, happy birthday!I was puzzled, so I asked Yufeng: Why does Xiao Wu have so many old cousins?She laughed loudly: I don't know, people often say: a nine-headed bird in the sky, a Hubei guy on the ground, three Hubei guys, can't keep up with an old Jiangxi cousin. "What do you mean?" "That is to say, people from Hubei are smarter, people from Jiangxi are smarter." I asked Yufeng why there are so many people, and he said that they all belong to the same company, and it will be the same when you celebrate your birthday.

Then start the show.What impressed me the most was Ping Yuan's beautiful appearance, and she was dressed as a girl.

As soon as Pingyuan came out, he was wearing black suspenders, an ultra-short miniskirt, and rouge on his cheeks. I took a closer look and sprayed out all the pears I was about to swallow, and I almost died of laughter.The thick arms are completely exposed, and the thick fleshy wall is almost breaking the suspenders, especially the thick fat legs with muscle mass are half exposed and half covered by the thick miniskirt, and he is still twisting his stiff waist , with one hand folded behind his waist, and the other to greet people.Others are also staggering, swinging willows upside down.Someone fell off the chair, someone stretched out his hands to rub the muscles on his face that were stiff from laughing, and a woman kept yelling: My mother, I really want to die of laughing!I clutched my stomach, tears came down, and all the unhappiness disappeared instantly with Pingyuan's actions.There was a girl who seemed to be familiar with Ping Yuan, and shouted loudly: Ping Yuan, do a striptease!I thought I heard it wrong!I saw Pingyuan put one hand on the back of his head, the other hand on his chest in a rubbing motion, closed his eyes tightly, and looked enjoying himself, and then performed a shower, which was lifelike.I was warm in my heart, thinking that he really knows how to perform, and it would be amazing to fly with him.The woman was not exciting enough, and then said: Pingyuan, speak pinyin!Pingyuan, speak pinyin!Pingyuan immediately understood, and said there: a——a——, o——o——, e——e——, I don’t know if it’s me or they are abnormal, which surprised me, but they contented.Pingyuan, give me your sweetie!Ping Yuan took off his shirt, exaggerated tearing movements, and then threw a hydrangea to the screaming girl.Pingyuan, I want your mistress!Ping Yuan took his time and acted like he was taking off his underwear, with a crackling sound from his mouth, it was like the elastic band hit his belly, and then he threw it to another girl, and Ping Yuan even blew a kiss.I thought it was a bit too much, so I asked Yufeng: Is it too much?But they are all unmarried people? ! "It's okay, it's okay, it's called a breakthrough! People always have to face all kinds of challenges that they never dared to face." The smile on Yufeng's face never restrained.

At ten o'clock, rest.

They went in to take a bath one after another, and in order to save time, they formed groups of two.Unexpectedly, Pingyuan followed me in. I was a little excited and eager.

Suffering from not talking to Pingyuan all this time, it's good now, we can have a good communication.

"Your performance was so real just now, I almost laughed like crazy." I said as I took off my clothes.

"Hehe, no more, it's just normal." He also started to take off.I swallowed my saliva and said with a smile: "It's average, it's the third in the country."He also followed my words: very ugly, very ugly, ninth in Asia.I looked at him and couldn't help laughing.

In order to get closer, I asked Ping Yuan: Some people say that your potatoes in Gansu are all growing on trees?He laughed while taking it off and said: How is this possible? The main reason is that Gansu produces potatoes, and the potatoes are abundant.People who don't know look from a distance and think that the potatoes in Gansu really grow on the trees.

"Oh, so that's what happened."

He has a distinct Gansu accent in Mandarin, as if his tongue is always curled up, a bit like Shi Xiangyun in "A Dream of Red Mansions", he always calls his second brother Ai Ge, I like Pingyuan's big tongue.I asked him: Pingyuan, when did you come? "It's been half a year." Both of us took off our clothes.I stood sideways to catch the water, for fear that he would see that there were obvious abnormalities in my parts, because my eyes had been cruising on him.Will the troops have something like this?How can there be such a thing, if this is the case in the army, you won't be demobilized early?His northwest accent is very distinctive.Through the glass mirror on the wall, I took a hard look at his words.Like myself, strong and tall, majestic and majestic, he is worthy of being a soldier of the People's Republic of China!Although it has never shown its boldness, it is still a sleeping lion even when it is lying still, regardless of its length or strength.The chestnut branches are inserted obliquely, and the chestnut heads are completely exposed, red and black, with a faint luster under the fluorescent lamp.Shall I rub your back, Xiong?I felt restless.Please excuse me then.He came over and took my arm with one hand and pressed my back with the other.I raised my butt and faced him, and he rubbed every inch of my skin with a bath towel.My heart was beating wildly, and I didn't listen to my orders. I was afraid that I would not be able to control myself, and my true nature would be revealed, so I silently said: Calm down!calm down!Take a sharp breath and let it out. "Your skin is pretty good, Xiong." "What's the best way?" I tried to ease my abnormal behavior through dialogue. "It's very white and smooth! Look at the light, it's fleshy." When I heard it, my second brother jerked up.Pingyuan, why do you always say these provocative words, I scolded him secretly in my heart, isn't this obviously trying to expose my true colors?On the buttocks, you have enough, rub it yourself.I still bent over, pretended to wipe my face, and reached behind my back to catch the bath towel. I knew very well that if I stood up, it would either be him or me.

You rub it for me too, I can't reach it.It can be seen that he really can't reach it.You turn around first, I'll wash the towel.In fact, I was afraid that he would see that I could not control myself.I walked over and did the same, grabbing his arm with one hand and walking on his back with the other.Looking at the solid muscles, especially the back mountain, I really want to pounce on him and fill the gaps in his back mountain.While I was thinking wildly, the soap in my hand slipped down, and when I bent over to pick it up, I squatted down, all right?It's okay, it's just a little pain, and suddenly, the second brother is not so pushy, he hugs me from behind, his chest is pressed against my back, because of the water, the skin touches and is slippery.I turned around to see what he said, and it turned out that he was much thicker than before.I joked: Haha, miss a woman, don't you?He chuckled and didn't answer.

Afraid that the people behind would have opinions, he quickly finished washing and walked out.

Not long after I sat down, Ping Yuan came.I asked him if something happened?He laughed loudly: Ah Nan moved away, I moved here!He didn't say the following words, I already knew that he was going to sleep in the same bed with me at night, and there was another big restlessness in my heart, I wanted to pee, maybe it was something else.

Turn off the lights and pull out the wax, and there is an instant of silence.After a while, he snored everywhere.I copied the set of actions I did to him, Nan, to test his reaction.He treated me like a soldier, and didn't move at all.I walked on Pingyuan, except for the rapid snoring, I always maintained a comrade-in-arms friendship like a revolutionary comrade-in-arms.I thought to myself: Isn't the company advocating breakthroughs?Pingyuan, let's break through again!I climbed to the other side and started the treasure hunt. Until the last moment, when he tightened his body and fired the cannonball, he always maintained a posture. I secretly admired him: he is indeed our soldier!Stand still!