Catch a fat bear as a slave

The advantage of renting a house outside is to hide one's privacy as much as possible, and the biggest advantage is to know more about other people's privacy.

A month's rental life has allowed me to gradually understand some privacy of the landlady.The landlady seldom came back, and she only met a few times when paying the rent on the first day, and never saw him since, but his man would come sometimes.

His man is the current director of the teaching department of our school. He mentioned that his family used to be from the countryside, and the family was very poor. When he was in high school, he could hardly continue his studies. The village head (that is, the landlady’s father) grew up handsome after seeing this. , decided to support him to study, and the precondition was that no matter what the future situation would be, he would marry his daughter as his wife. Anyway, the dean’s parents felt that there was an in-law backed by the village head in the countryside. It can also be used for my son's future studies. Why not do such a great thing?So he mentioned his son, Yue Zu, to act on his behalf.

Needless to say, the village head is quite discerning, and the dean did not disappoint the village head's painstaking efforts. After finishing college, he was assigned to the key high school where I stayed.The dean of teaching is very good, it is said that it took less than two years to achieve this position.Few people know the reasons for this. They only know that he has frequent diplomacy and has a good relationship with many people, including Vice President Zhang.

I have seen the dean in the school and in the rented room. He is very handsome, slender and tall, always smiling.Every time I say hello politely, it's a face-to-face.

That day, I went back very late, and suddenly found that the landlord’s house, which is usually quiet, was very lively. Driven by curiosity, I deliberately slowed down when I passed the door. I know the teacher.A few elders were drinking wine, and the room was full of smoke.

They were talking about this mid-term exam, going on and on.I didn't dare to listen too much, so I went back to my room to rest.

The sound of punching against the sky, and howling ghosts and wolves made me unable to sleep.I had to sneak into the toilet, solve some personal problems first, and then go to sleep without worry.

The toilet is downstairs, and the weather is not very cold yet. I wear a pair of big trousers and short sleeves on my upper body.As soon as I entered the toilet, I saw Principal Zhang and a teacher I didn’t know inside. Principal Zhang was peeing, but that person was actually in the tub. I wanted to go out, but the person in the tub saw me. I was afraid that he would be suspicious. Standing side by side with Principal Zhang, he was dizzy and only cared about having fun, and didn't notice me.

The person squatting in the tuba was also very dizzy, making a harsh crackling sound, accompanied by a disgusting rogue whistle (fart sound) from time to time, it must be diarrhea, and he threw the toilet paper into the toilet before he finished defecation. Still hanging around there.It's all drunk, I don't know how they found the toilet.There's nothing I can do, how can I take care of two alcoholics by myself, and I don't know that person well, as long as he doesn't fall into the toilet.

I walked back with Principal Zhang, feeling fleshy, and I couldn't care about my feelings at this time.He is so fat, walking with one step deep and two shallow steps, I even tried my best to breastfeed, and beads of sweat fell to the ground.Suddenly his head tilted in my arms, his mouth was directly against my ear, and he slid down my shoulder, mother, God, he was drunk and messed up, wanting to mess around!My mind suddenly warmed up.A warm current rushed straight down from my shoulders.

I was dying when he threw up all the food he ate on me.The pungent smell of alcohol mixed with messy things splashed ink on my short-sleeved T-shirt.I want to let go, whether he is weightless or not, the disgusting smell alone is enough for me.

Someone saw that they had not returned for a long time, so they came to look for them.

Seeing my embarrassed appearance, I understood everything, apologized repeatedly, took Principal Zhang from me, and left complaining.The person in the toilet was also stripped out, like a dead pig.

I shook my head, looked at the gift that Principal Zhang gave me, and went back with a wry smile.

The clothes were still in the washbasin, I was exhausted, I saw that there was still hot water, I took a shower, fell into bed and went to sleep, they made noise for a while, then they cleared up, I was speechless all night, woke up, the sky was already bright .

The next night, I went back early, because of the stinky clothes, it would be rotten if I didn't wash it.

I didn't dare to wash my hands until I flushed it under the tap for a long time. I used up half a bar of soap and smelled that the smell was gone, so I twisted it out and set it up to dry.

I was watching Jin Yong's "Dragon Babu" with relish, when I heard someone knocking on the door.I put down the book and opened the door.

The scene in front of me stunned me, it was Principal Zhang!A white shirt was worn over a brown jacket, and the orange light hit his face, making his silhouette even more majestic.There was also a handbag in his hand.

I see what he means.

"May I come in and sit down?" he asked politely.

How could I reject someone thousands of miles away and let him into the house.I sat on the head of my bed, luckily the quilt was not stretched out, otherwise the smell of chemical fertilizer on my feet would be enough for him.

Ask him if he drinks water?He smiled and shook his head.

If he really wants to drink, I'll finish it. It's just a cup, which I use for brushing my teeth and drinking water every day.

"You made a fool of yourself yesterday!" He laughed at himself.I didn't know how to answer him, so I lowered my head and picked my fingers.

"I'm so sorry that I got your clothes dirty. You haven't washed them yet. I'll wash them for you when you go back."

Where did I dare to disturb my god, I raised my head and glanced at him and said, "No need, it's all been washed!" I pointed to the clothes that were almost dry again.

He put the handbag in front of me and said, "Hey, get a new one, it's your compensation!"

How dare I ask for his clothes, I made a blocking motion with both hands, and refused repeatedly.

He looked a little unhappy, so he said to me: "Let's be friends, and I will give you a gift, right?"

If I refuse again, it will appear flattering.I took the clothes and put him on the table.

I turned to smile and said to me: "That's right, put it on quickly and see if it fits? It's getting colder, so it's a long-sleeved one."

"No, no, no! It should fit very well." I said.

"Haha, what should it be? Don't jump to conclusions, it's easy to change tomorrow if it's big or small."

I had to open it up and pull off the T-shirt that smelled strongly of new fabric over my head.He looked at me with a serious face, and suddenly burst out laughing.

"Bigger, bigger, I forgot that your body shape is different from mine."

Seeing his happy face, I knew that I must have been funny at the time, like a clown, which made me look embarrassed and couldn't laugh or cry.

He put away his clothes with a smile, chatted with me a few words and walked away.

Maybe all mature men are like this, the dragon never sees the end, you can only see the cards he plays, and what the next card will be played is always a mystery.