Demon, he has something to say

Under the overpass, Mr. Goatee, a storyteller, patted the gavel, and told the anecdotes in legends to the dozen or so listeners around him.

The storyteller said: "It is said—many, many years ago, I can't remember exactly how many years ago, but at that time, there were immortals in this world."

The word "immortal" is really too far away. A yellow-haired child who couldn't understand sneered, and asked loudly: "Sir, what kind of immortal are you talking about? But it is written in the ghost storybook." Those ones?"

"I'm talking about this fairy." Hearing the child's question, the storyteller twirled his goatee with two fingers together, narrowed his cloudy eyes, and pointed to the top of his head, "This fairy, of course, lives in us. On the top of the head, the supernatural powers are omnipotent, eating our offerings, and trying their best to protect us from a race with good weather, a prosperous country and a peaceful people. In fact, there are not only immortals in this world, but also demons, spirits, demons, and ghosts..."

"Oh, ouch, don't dare to talk nonsense, sir!" Before the storyteller finished speaking, the child frowned and interrupted him, speaking in a higher tone than before, "Sir, you are old, now you are As old as I am, everyone knows the truth of not talking about strange powers and gods. When I was in school, my husband taught me that gods and demons are all deceitful. The most powerful ones have to be us humans. Not only immortals, but also those ghosts. Reincarnation and so on are all added. In this life, there is no past life or present life at all. After death, it is gone. It is just a handful of dirt in the ground. .”

"Hey, what do you know, you little doll? In fact, they really existed. It's just that their family suffered a catastrophe. There was no other way. They had to move to the human world to live. They voluntarily took off their fairy status and became human. I saw it with my own eyes when I was young. I've seen it, I..."

"Sir, you are talking nonsense again. According to what you said, since they are so powerful and have the power to reach the heavens and the earth, how could they end up being moved to the mortal world and don't want to live forever?"

There was a moment of silence, the storyteller stared at the brat, and didn't know how to answer for a while.

After a long time, another man whose age could not be seen from Kedui uttered a voice, and asked softly, "The fairy book... is indeed gone, but who said that longevity is gone?"

……

On the other side, walking [-] steps east from under the overpass, there is a very ordinary-looking small teahouse by the side of the road. Jimo Chi, who is usually dressed in black, is squatting at the door of the teahouse eating melons, but should have been sealed underground. If he will never be free to do a good deed, he will have to lie down on the bamboo rocking chair in front of him, flipping through his books.

Look at one page of the account book, lift your eyelids to glance under the flyover, look at another page of the account book, then lift your eyelids to glance under the flyover again, at the end, the account book slapped on your face, shook your head and sighed: "Ah Chi, Ah!" Chi, is he really the scheming and unscrupulous Emperor Jiuxiao that you said to achieve his goals? Have you misunderstood him? After becoming a human, the dignified immortal emperor is idle every day, doing nothing, just sitting there and listening Books are for entertainment, and a lot of people are required to serve them! We opened this small teahouse, which was not well managed, and we managed to earn some money, but he got into it!"

Jimochi: "..."

Jimo Chi choked on the cold watermelon juice.

"Oh, contentment is always happy, this ending is already the result of my rough mouth, so don't be picky anymore." Seeing that he would continue to make trouble after doing a good deed, Jimochi hurriedly interrupted him, explaining while coughing Said: "If I hadn't had a flash of inspiration back then, I suddenly figured out the mechanism of the way of heaven, so I coaxed those great gods who came down the ladder to pick out their fairy books and return most of their spiritual power to the world. Keep a little bit of body protection, so as to deceive Tiandao, let Tiandao judge them as mortal cultivators, how can there be peace in this world?"

"What's more, you just mentioned the lower realm of the immortal, why didn't you mention why the ladder was set up by the calamity devil again? In the end, it was not because you recited the mantra too slowly, so that the person who was possessed by the evil spirit would have trouble. Taking advantage of the opportunity, we tried our best to break the formation?"

Hearing this, Jimochi just smiled.

"I, I really can't bear to part with you, that's why I'm hesitant. One kindness, one kindness, why don't you praise me, but also scold me? Are you unhappy that you survived? Are you willing to let me alone? Do people survive alone?"

"You still have the nerve to say it?" Xing Yishan felt a little angry when the account book was thrown out forcefully, "I survived, but everyone in the world is almost gone! Don't care about personal feelings in front of big right and wrong, isn't that right?" You ever told me that?!"

"That, that..." Jimochi was hit by the ledger flying towards him, and he didn't dare to hide, so he shrank his neck in resentment, unable to refute.

After a long time, Xing Yishan opened his mouth first, shook his head and sighed: "Speaking of which, you are really good enough to think of making the two surviving immortals and demons lose most of their cultivation at the same time, pretending to be For mortal cultivators, the bad move of restarting cultivation from the foundation-building qi has brought them a lot of face."

"What's the matter." Hearing his great achievements in the past, Jimochi grinned happily again, leaned close to Xing Yishan, and said with a soft smile, "Don't worry about what method I used, anyway. Now I have deceived Tiandao, causing Tiandao to close the passages from the mortal world to the fairy world and the demon world again, and will never trouble us again. As for cultivation... As for cultivation, no matter how much you practice now, you will not be able to become a fairy anymore , but meditating more can prolong life, you and I have peerless secret books in hand, as long as you practice more and practice hard, you will not have a problem living another 500 years!"

Do a good deed: "..."

Doing a good deed: "You are the only one with a long mouth in this world, right? Why don't you live 500 years? You don't have to worry about living another 50 years. You say you want to experience life. You can't live on a good mountain. You have to bring a few people with you. The elders of the Mozong came here to open a small teahouse, tsk, all of them dressed up weirdly and had a bad temper, and opened a small teahouse like a black shop, and no one dared to come in for ten days and eight months."

Jimo Chi laughed even more silly.

"Just play, let's play." Jimochi smacked his lips and said, "Zuo Zuo will definitely not be able to become a fairy now, and his life is so long, he will be cold when he dies, and he will not even have the next life. If there is no more thing to pass the time , how will you live in the future? Besides, don’t just scold me, Han Wuzhang even opened a brothel together! They also let go of each other's suspicions, and joined forces to set up some kind of witch-worship religion, planning to dominate the world?"

Do a good deed: "..."

What a dominance of the rivers and lakes sounds outrageous!

"...I said Jimochi, so why did you suddenly come up with such a weird idea? It actually worked! Tsk... until now, I feel like I'm dreaming."

"You really want to know?"

"I think about it, of course I do. I also want to know why you have caught a loophole in a problem that no one has solved perfectly for so many years."

"Is this..."

Jimo Chi laughed until his eyes were bent, he squatted down beside Xing Yishan, propped his chin with one hand, looked thoughtfully at the passers-by who kept coming and going before him, and suddenly said softly: "Actually, this idea is not all I came up with it, after all, I was inspired by the weird system on my body, so I thought... If there are only people in this world, then everything will be fine, everything will be peaceful."

I don't know what to do, so I raise my eyebrows.

Jimochi stopped talking, just squinted his eyes and listened carefully to the long-lost notification sound in his ear.

【Ding--】

[Checking the completion of the host task, the task process is being traced back, please wait a moment]

[Congratulations to the host for making the right choice in time. After testing, the ending obtained by the host is very consistent with the core values ​​of socialism, and the original world of myth worship entered the early materialist world in advance, in which "where there is a will, there is a way", "man can conquer nature" and so on The central idea was more than willingly accepted by the majority of parents and repeatedly praised, thus completely solving the crisis of removing the animation from the shelves]

[It has been confirmed that the host's mission has been completed [-]%, and the host is about to regain his freedom. Click OK to unbind the system from now on]

【Are you sure to unbind】

……

After a while, Jimochi moved his finger to the front of the OK button, and said to him with emotion when he heard the cold mechanical sound of the progress detection task change back to a cute girlish voice.

"Chi Bao~ I didn't expect that we would be separated so soon! Now that I think about it, it's thanks to the higher authorities who want to crack down on pornography and illegal activities, so I can't record your cultivation process in detail, and the scenes that can't be described are missing. Quietly tricked those parents who are extremely opposed to danmei-themed works, let them mistake the new version of "Nine Heavens" as an ordinary teenage manga, so that it can escape the fate of being reported again~"

"Although I can't understand what you're talking about." Jimochi's fingers trembled, and he said sincerely: "But anyway, I'm still very grateful that you suddenly sent that strange control document at the last minute. It popped up for me to see. Because if you hadn’t suddenly told me that you just received the news from above and learned that the above has stepped up control, not only to fight pornography and crimes, but also to insist on putting an end to feudal superstition, I would never have thought of letting The two races of immortals and demons gave up their spiritual power at the same time, pretending that there are only human beings left in this world."

After a pause, he hesitated for a long time without pressing the OK button, but continued to mutter to himself: "In other words, after seeing the immortals and demons give up their spiritual power and become ordinary people willingly, everyone will acquiesce in their hearts. It’s the finale, and the creators will not continue to create. A world without creators means that there is no way of heaven, and everything will be blank after that. Just like the freedom I will regain, it is safe and absolute. Unknown, so Xiaotian, we can be considered to have achieved each other."

"But Chi Bao, in fact, I've always been curious. Do you really not care about the fact that you are just living in other people's stories? You are a fictional character. Do you know what virtualization is? "

"Of course I know, virtual is fake."

Hearing this, Jimochi just smiled, and then shook his head nonchalantly, "But I'm not fake, I can clearly feel my own existence, that's enough. Maybe the people who created me think they can control I can control my thoughts, but from another perspective, in fact, what I do is what I think, and what I think is what I want. All of these may not be my true thoughts that in turn affect the thoughts of the people who are creating me. With the pen in his hand, I recorded my life."

"Maybe it's just a record, not a creation, that's all."

"Okay Xiaotian, it's time for you to go to the next reported world to find the next unlucky host that needs to be bound."

——end