my roommate is not human
Chapter 5 1603 Bedroom (4)
"How is it possible?" Luo Ke smiled lazily, revealing his white teeth, "It's okay to touch the corpse, but I just ate an egg tart, and I'm worried about being ruined."
Both looked at him puzzled.
Luo Ke showed an infinitely sad expression, "Once I was having dinner with Zhuo Xiaofan, and I just ate two mouthfuls of red oil tofu, she actually asked me, is red oil tofu very similar to a newly opened human brain tissue... She also said Well, human ribs are actually no different from pork chops, and the internal organs are more similar.
As for the placenta of children, many people have eaten it, right?That essence is human flesh... It can be seen from this that the legend that in the year of the catastrophe, it must be true..." He sighed and said firmly, "Since then, I have made up my mind to eat Never stay with people in the medical department..."
Xia Yu and Ye Xi stayed for two seconds, laughing wildly.
"Why are you so unloved by your compatriots?" Luo Ke shook his head, "I'm just reminding you with my own painful experience. It's fine if you don't appreciate it, but you still gloat."
Xia Yu finally stopped laughing, panting and said, "I have great admiration for Zhuo Xiaofan."
Luo Ke agreed with deep feeling: "It's true that there are not many people who can make all the customers vomit in the bathroom with just a few words, and the result is—" He muttered, "It's a food stall, but the boss killed me mercilessly. The money for a whole seafood meal!"
"How could you be slaughtered honestly?" Xia Yu didn't believe it, "Did that boss get played badly by you in the end?"
"Your speculation is completely wrong. This time I obediently paid the bill and did nothing." Luo Ke said solemnly.
"How is it possible?!" Xia Yu screamed strangely.
Luo Ke sighed: "Because I think the boss is already very tolerant. If I were the boss, I would have blown Zhuo Xiaofan out with a mop... Well, before we finished our meal, there were only the two of us left in the food stall. The guests have all run away."
Ye Xi clutched his stomach: "Ouch..." He cried out, laughing until he was about to lose his strength.
"Calm down!" Luo Ke said suddenly.
Ye Xi barely stopped laughing, the smile still remained on his face, and asked strangely: "What's the matter?"
Because of the sudden silence, all three of them heard a strange crying sound not far away, sad and mournful, and the sound was endless. They heard it in their ears, as if someone was holding a small scorpion against the base of the ear, making it uncomfortable.
Ye Xi held his breath and listened carefully, guessing: "It seems to be a baby..."
Both looked at him puzzled.
Luo Ke showed an infinitely sad expression, "Once I was having dinner with Zhuo Xiaofan, and I just ate two mouthfuls of red oil tofu, she actually asked me, is red oil tofu very similar to a newly opened human brain tissue... She also said Well, human ribs are actually no different from pork chops, and the internal organs are more similar.
As for the placenta of children, many people have eaten it, right?That essence is human flesh... It can be seen from this that the legend that in the year of the catastrophe, it must be true..." He sighed and said firmly, "Since then, I have made up my mind to eat Never stay with people in the medical department..."
Xia Yu and Ye Xi stayed for two seconds, laughing wildly.
"Why are you so unloved by your compatriots?" Luo Ke shook his head, "I'm just reminding you with my own painful experience. It's fine if you don't appreciate it, but you still gloat."
Xia Yu finally stopped laughing, panting and said, "I have great admiration for Zhuo Xiaofan."
Luo Ke agreed with deep feeling: "It's true that there are not many people who can make all the customers vomit in the bathroom with just a few words, and the result is—" He muttered, "It's a food stall, but the boss killed me mercilessly. The money for a whole seafood meal!"
"How could you be slaughtered honestly?" Xia Yu didn't believe it, "Did that boss get played badly by you in the end?"
"Your speculation is completely wrong. This time I obediently paid the bill and did nothing." Luo Ke said solemnly.
"How is it possible?!" Xia Yu screamed strangely.
Luo Ke sighed: "Because I think the boss is already very tolerant. If I were the boss, I would have blown Zhuo Xiaofan out with a mop... Well, before we finished our meal, there were only the two of us left in the food stall. The guests have all run away."
Ye Xi clutched his stomach: "Ouch..." He cried out, laughing until he was about to lose his strength.
"Calm down!" Luo Ke said suddenly.
Ye Xi barely stopped laughing, the smile still remained on his face, and asked strangely: "What's the matter?"
Because of the sudden silence, all three of them heard a strange crying sound not far away, sad and mournful, and the sound was endless. They heard it in their ears, as if someone was holding a small scorpion against the base of the ear, making it uncomfortable.
Ye Xi held his breath and listened carefully, guessing: "It seems to be a baby..."
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