The president is a snake maniac

The place where Wen's sister and brother live is a demolition complex a long time ago. The location is not bad, next to the Waiguan Xie Street, but the building is an old house, a very old-fashioned two-bedroom one-living room.It is said that it is a hall, but in fact, there is a table in that hall, and it is impossible to turn around, let alone a sofa and TV.However, the master bedroom is relatively large, with a double bed for an old lady and a single bed for Wen Xiaoyun, as well as a small coffee table, small TV and a large wardrobe.

But because of this geographical location, driving from Xiangshan can be blocked for three hours, and the road conditions make people anxious.Where is this place, Beijing, from the moment I opened my eyes in the morning, there was a traffic jam until I went to bed at night, 24 hours and [-] hours a day, the city was stuck in traffic for [-] hours, some roads were stuck in traffic, only two hours was more relaxed, suitable for cleaning Work out to work.

When Aunt Wen woke up, she blinked and found that she was still in the car. Looking back, she could still see the tip of Xiangshan Mountain.

The old lady was a little embarrassed: "Niu is the leader, don't be afraid of knocking me, it doesn't matter if you drive faster."

Zhuang Qin was stunned for a moment, but he didn't understand what it meant, but Wen Xiaoning burst out laughing, and turned his head to comfort his mother: "Mom, it's not that he doesn't want to drive fast, it's because there's a traffic jam all the time."

"Oh, oh..." Aunt Wen was a little embarrassed, "I thought it was a child who was afraid of bumping me, but it turned out to be a traffic jam, haha, look at the traffic jam, I didn't even feel it when I fell asleep... "

"I'm sorry, Auntie," Zhuang Qin finally understood, dumbfounding, "Why don't you sleep a little longer, and you'll be home when you wake up. Also, you can just call me Dazhuang, don't call me a leader The leader, how old he is."

"Alas, Cheng, Dazhuang, auntie doesn't sleep anymore, she sleeps too much during the day and is not in the mood at night." Aunt Wen was even more embarrassed, and her old face began to turn red.

Zhuang Qin smiled and didn't speak, but turned up the sound of the stereo a little bit, and the melodious Lake Baikal could be heard from it.

"In my arms, in your eyes, where the spring breeze is intoxicating, where the grass is green..." Whether it is the car's stereo or the windows, the whole thing is a surround sound without any noise.

Wen Xiaoning squinted her eyes and hummed along. After humming a few words, she felt that something was wrong. She tilted her head and saw that the driver next to her was also singing softly.

Zhuang Qin's voice is nice, deep, with a man's roughness and charm.But the premise is that when you talk, you are very listenable, like wine.But this song has something interesting to sing.

Young Master Zhuang found that Wen Xiaoning was peeping at him singing, and couldn't help but feel a little proud. Once he was proud, his humming sound became louder.

Aunt Wen in the back seat stopped for a while and began to praise: "Look how beautiful Dazhuang sings, what song are you singing, Dazhuang?"

Wen Xiaoning couldn't help but laughed hahahaha: "Mr. Zhuang is singing the original song about Lake Baikal."

"Original? The original is good, better than the one on this stereo." Aunt Wen is especially good at complimenting people, and Zhuang Qin immediately blushed.

Wen Xiaoyun covered her mouth and laughed silently, Wen Xiaoning's whole body twitched with laughter, huddled on the chair and trembled, and it took a long time to recover: "No, I'm sorry, Mr. Zhuang. I'm a low-spirited person. Never mind."

If Aunt Wen and Wen Xiaoyun were not in the car, Zhuang Qin would definitely say: "What if I mind? You let me last time and we'll be even." Or just pull the car over and put the person on the seat Kiss me.What a good excuse and what a good time, looking at the smiling big watery eyes, his saliva almost flowed out.

"It's okay..." It's a pity, Zhuang Qin felt very sorry, "I don't mind, I just don't sing very well."

"No, it's actually pretty good." Wen Xiaoning said nonsense in a serious manner, "Sometimes listening to songs depends on the person. He is handsome. Even if the songs he sings are all original, they are very flavorful. He is not handsome. , even if the cover is particularly good, it's awkward, really."

Zhuang Qin twitched the corner of his mouth: "Thank you." This bastard is really good at teasing people!

"You're really welcome, I'm telling the truth!" Wen Xiaoning replied very seriously, the premise is that don't see the corners of his mouth grinning to the ear after turning his head away, he would almost burst out laughing.

Zhuang Qin felt that he was really owed, humming a song for nothing.It's fine to sing when no one is around, isn't this in front of people?The guy who laughed at him for singing badly was beaten up by him, but what happened now?The family of three ridiculed themselves from the inside out, and I have to humbly say that it doesn't matter...

It just sucks! ! ! !

The car finally drove into the community. Aunt Wen's arms and legs were stiff when she got out of the car. After getting out of the car, she moved for a while, then took out the key and ran home: "Well, auntie, go back to the toilet, Dunduner, call me Your sister leads you into the house for a drink of water, and the journey is not easy." After speaking, he walked into the corridor.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Zhuang, my mother, um, the old man, can't hold it back..." Wen Xiaoyun's face was flushed, she didn't know whether she was laughing or holding back.

Zhuang Qinmu said with a straight face, "It's okay..." Actually, he shouldn't have come out today, it's definitely bewitched.But even so, there are still some gains, "Your name is Duner? Which Duner?" He looked at Wen Xiaoning with a smile.

Wen Xiaoning chuckled: "Nickname, Caidun'er's Duner, a humble name is easy to support, does Mr. Zhuang have a nickname?"

Yes, it's stupider than yours, so I won't tell you!

Zhuang Qin shook his head with regret on his face: "No."

"No? Ah, it's okay. If you're not busy, Mr. Zhuang, why don't you come in for a drink?" Wen Xiaoning poked at the door of the apartment building, but obviously didn't want to let people in. "It's just that it's not easy to park around here..."

This is a stingy attack, right?Can I drink your saliva to make you poor?

With a straight face, Zhuang Qin parked the car close to the window on the first floor two or three times, took out a temporary stop, and put a sign on the windshield saying, please call if you have something to say: "It's okay, since auntie said, then I'll go in and do it."

Wen Xiaoning was speechless, he had never seen such a blind person, it was a total loss... Even if you sent my family back, then you still kept my mother in a hurry and wanted to enter my house... Oh sister, don't drag me, can't you just let him in?

Wen Xiaoyun withdrew the hand that was pulling her brother's vest, and smiled at Zhuang Qin: "The house is simple, I'm afraid Mr. Zhuang is not used to it." She pushed her brother, "Go, turn on the air conditioner."

Zhuang Qin followed Wen Xiaoyun into the house. The old house was very cramped, with a narrow and long building style, good lighting and ventilation, but it was too narrow and too small.

As soon as he came in, he was warmly invited to the big room by the old lady. There was no sofa and he had to sit on the bed. There was a fat yellow cat lying on Wen Xiaoyun's single bed. When he saw a stranger coming in, he just yawned and stretched his waist. , pointing the butt at the guest, and continued to sleep soundly.

Zhuang Qin's face turned blue. Because he was beaten by a cat when he was a child, he had a large area of ​​psychological shadow. When he saw a cat, he felt a little uncoordinated.This condition is known as fear of cats.But he couldn't let others see his faults, so he could only sit down stiffly: "This cat... is quite big?"

Aunt Wen asked her daughter to pour water, her son to wash the fruit, and sat with the guests by herself. Hearing this, she laughed: "Hey, this is that big cat. It has been with me for several years. By the way, it will be born this year." There's a litter of cubs, just two months old, in Dundun'er's house. It just got neutered a few days ago, so it's probably in a bad mood and doesn't pay much attention to people."

It's good to ignore me, don't talk to me, be careful I beat you!

Zhuang Qin smiled: "It's so cute."

"Hey, Dazhuang, do you also like cats?" The old lady usually only has cats as companions, and she feels that this cat is closer to her son and daughter, so she immediately becomes happy when she hears someone praise her.

Zhuang Qin was a little bit on wax, and it was not easy to express that he didn't like it, so he could only bite the bullet and nod: "Yes, how cute, soft and fluffy, hehe, hehe..."

Aunt Wen slapped her thigh: "Hey, I told you earlier, I'll give you one!" She couldn't refuse, and began to praise her cat, "Let me tell you, Dazhuang, those famous brand cats are expensive and delicate, and only the cats raised by us Cats are good, they are healthy, and they can catch mice! Dunduner, give Dazhuang two kittens and let someone choose one."

"Mom..." Wen Xiaoyun came in with water, feeling a little helpless, "Mom, you don't want to give a cat to anyone, it depends on whether they like it or not."

"Oh..." Aunt Wen restrained her excitement, and looked at Zhuang Qin cautiously, "Da Zhuang, do you like kittens?"

Say you don't like it at this time?Zhuang Qin once again felt that he should not go out today, and he was deceived by ghosts if he insisted on dying to enter this room!

He bit the bullet and nodded: "Yes, I especially like kittens."

"Look, who else doesn't like kittens!" Aunt Wen was happy again, smiling like a big chrysanthemum, "Dun Duner, what are you doing? Hurry up and bring the cat."

Zhuang Qin couldn't even hold back the words of rejection at this time.

Wen Xiaoning cut up a few pieces of watermelon and put them on the coffee table, then went to cuddle the cat.His family gave birth to six rhubarbs at once, and now it is the most noisy time, two have been given away, and there are four left at home, jumping up and down at night, using himself as a trampoline and his room as an amusement park, He wished he could send it all out in one go.

He picked the two most noisy ones, grabbed the back of the head and carried them over, and put them into Zhuang Qin's arms: "You pick one, you're welcome."

Zhuang Qin resisted the urge to throw the cat away, and raised his head stiffly, only to see six shining eyes looking forward to it.He lowered his head and looked at the two kittens who were swaying back and forth in his arms, making their fluffy paws keep scratching at his clothes, and felt that tears were about to come out.

"Oh, it's so cute, I really don't know which one to choose, why don't you give them all to me." A sentence came out of his mouth without anyone noticing, and as soon as the words fell, he wanted to bite his tongue off.

"What are you being polite to? Take it all away, Dunduner, make a cardboard box for Dazhuang, hey, my cat is easy to raise. You can feed it with some vegetable soup and rice. But Niuniu and Dunduner both Buying cat food, how expensive is that thing..." Aunt Wen was very happy, and began to ramble about her experience in raising cats.

Zhuang Qin hugged the cat, almost crying.