Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

Episode 3 You are my favorite person!

"It's crooked, go a little further."

"Is that so?"

"It's still a little off, a little to the left."

"so?"

"Ah."

"Oh." Chen Jianfeng turned his head and pecked Wu Di, and Wu Di stuck the transparent glue on the stinky hooligan's face in a fit of anger.

The stinky hooligan laughed loudly, pressed Huichun to adjust his position, and took off the transparent glue from his face.

"Use a new one." Wu Di cut a piece and handed it to him.

"Oh." Chen Jianfeng posted Huichun, jumped off the chair and tilted his head to look.

This year Wu Di came to Chen Jianfeng's house to celebrate the New Year. Father Chen prepared flour to make dumplings, but there was not enough stuffing for the dumplings. He picked up his wallet, just as Chen Jianfeng and Wu Di walked in.

The task of buying dumpling stuffing naturally fell to the young couple.

During the Chinese New Year, the price of food has increased, and Wu Di complained, holding a handful of green onions with a stinky face, "It's so expensive?"

"Ours is pretty cheap. If you don't believe me, you can go to other places and ask?" The proprietress looked calm, her expression clearly said that if you don't buy it, someone else will buy it. I won't waste your money~ !

Wu Di didn't buy it, he left the onion and left, but his little Jianfeng paid for the onion later.

"The price is normal." Chen Jianfeng stuffed the green onions into the vegetable basket, "It's not expensive."

Boss Wu snorted and picked a piece of pork belly.

After the pork stall owner made an offer, Boss Wu was stunned again. Chen Jianfeng laughed and paid the money, patting Boss Wu, who was not in charge of the house and didn’t know how expensive the money was, and said, “Calm down, calm down, Chinese New Year is like this.”

He didn't buy much food, but spent a lot of money. Wu Di felt wronged, and he thought it was a very uneconomical thing to do in the business field.

Chen Jianfeng didn't mind, he bought a few more tomatoes, and planned to fry tomato eggs for his wife.

The aunt who bought the vegetables was very enthusiastic, and after a few chats, I started talking to them.

"You guys bought this to make dumplings, right?" The aunt saw the pile of meat and green onions, and recommended the horseshoe from the stall, "It will be very fragrant if you add some horseshoe to the stuffing!"

"Okay, then buy some."

When Chen Jianfeng picked up the horse's hoof, he lightened his hand, and Wu Di took all the bags.

With a pile of bags in his left hand and a pile of bags in his right, Wu Di raised his chin coolly: "Choose slowly, your husband will help you carry the bags!"

The aunt was so amused by them that she couldn't close the chatterbox once she opened it. She babbled about her husband, helped with housework and made dumplings, and was a ready-made coolie when she went out to buy vegetables.

"A good model husband!" Chen Jianfeng sighed sincerely.

Wu Di snorted unobtrusively, and took the bag full of horseshoes.

"Is it heavy? Lift it for me." Chen Jianfeng raised his hand to pick it up.

Wu Di avoided it coolly, and said in a relaxed tone, "Go, I'll carry the bag."

Wu Di took almost all the bags, and gradually became regular on the road of being a good husband. Unfortunately, he didn't know how to make dumplings. Especially prominent among the dumplings.

"There's too much stuffing, less." Chen Jianfeng dug a spoonful of stuffing into the dumpling wrapper and handed it to Wu Di.

Wu Di squeezed it carefully, and under Chen Jianfeng's guidance, the dumpling finally looked decent, but when it was put on the table, the unbelievable guy limp and limp again.

Father Chen laughed loudly, and waved his hands: "Whatever you want, it's all the same after you eat it!"

The dinner was made by Wu Di, who not only fried the tomato eggs himself, but also prepared a table of delicious dishes.

Wu Di picked up a chopstick dish for Papa Chen and another for Xiao Jianfeng, and watched them eat nervously.

"Wow! Not bad!" Dad Chen praised.

"Hmmmmmm!" Xiao Jianfeng couldn't stop talking.

The model good husband made dumplings for them again, but Chen Jianfeng chose Wu Di's dumplings to eat.

"It's not good-looking." The exemplary husband blushed, "It's too ugly."

"Anyway, it tastes the same!" Chen Jianfeng took a bite, "It's delicious!"

"Try this?" The exemplary husband gave Xiao Jianfeng a piece of braised pork.

Xiao Jianfeng winked: It's braised pork again?

The exemplary and good husband snorted with a straight face: I want to eat it, so I just cooked it, if I don’t eat it, I will fall! (￣︿￣)

Little Jianfeng: Eat!I want everything Mr. Wu cooks!

Wu Di watched him take a bite, and asked nervously, "How is it?"

Chen Jianfeng smiled: "Sweet!"

Chen Jianfeng pointed to the braised pork, and then covered his chest with his hands.

From the mouth, sweet to the heart.

The town's control over firecrackers was lax. On the way to dinner, crackling firecrackers rang out in the street. Father Chen wanted to watch a performance after dinner. Chen Jianfeng sat beside him to watch, but was kicked out by his father.

"What are you doing bored at home with me, an old man! Go out and take Xiao Wu for a walk!"

"Then let me clear the table..."

"What are you packing up! Your dad can walk and move, so it's not your turn to serve him!"

There was a cool breeze in the small town at night, and the smoke from the firecrackers filled the air before him. Wu Di covered his mouth and sneezed.

Chen Jianfeng adjusted the scarf for him, then took his hand and stuffed it into his coat pocket.

There were people coming and going on the street, Wu Di observed for a while and found that they were all walking in one direction.

"They are going to watch the fireworks." Chen Jianfeng said, "There are fireworks every year!"

"Oh, shall we go and see?"

"Go." Chen Jianfeng led Wu Di to another road.

"Is the direction wrong?"

"Hey!" Chen Jianfeng winked, "I'll take you to the VIP seat!"

The so-called VIP seat was actually a small hillside. The two of them got out of the bushes, and their eyes suddenly opened up. Chen Jianfeng led Wu Di to sit on the grass, pointed to the shallows in the middle of the river, and said, "Where are the fireworks set off?"

The shore is covered with colorful lights, reflecting the light of the small river, busy people on the shoal, people watching on the shore, everything in the small town can be clearly seen from the hillside.

"You're good at picking places." Wu Di took out a jellybean from his pocket and stuffed it into Xiao Jianfeng's hand.

Chen Jianfeng opened his mouth begging for food.

Wu Di peeled off the candy wrapper and fed it to him. Chen Jianfeng licked the candy for a while, pouted and begged for a kiss.

Wu Di smiled and scratched Chen Jianfeng's nose: "I'm asking so much! I'm really not ashamed!"

"Nobody's watching anyway."

"How did you find out about this place?"

"I found out by skipping class when I was a child."

"you……"

"Three-good students sometimes get lazy!"

"..." Wu Di stared at him blankly for a few seconds, then covered his stomach and burst out laughing. Chen Jianfeng laughed with him for a while, then pursed his lips and begged for a kiss.

Wu Di couldn't help him, so he held Xiao Jianfeng's face and kissed him. The two kissed for a while, and Wu Di let go of his mouth in surprise, with half a grain of sugar on the tip of his tongue.

"One and a half." Chen Jianfeng put his arms around his waist, with a gentle smile in his eyes.

There was a sound of biu~, a beam of bright light rose into the night sky, and bang, colorful patterns burst out.

"It's started!" Chen Jianfeng sat upright, "Look carefully!"

"...Can you let me go?"

"No!" Chen Jianfeng crossed his legs and put his daughter-in-law in his arms, "This is your VIP seat! No refunds or exchanges!"

biu~ The sky is full of white light and stars.

biu~ The big peony flowers are dazzling.

The crowd cheered, the firecrackers exploded, Chen Jianfeng rested his chin on Wu Di's shoulder, and the sweet smell of candy wafted on Wu Di's face while speaking.

"There are also fireworks in the game." Chen Jianfeng said, "It's a pity that there is no computer here."

"What's so beautiful in the game." Wu Di swept the big dog's nose with a scarf, "It's not as beautiful as the one at the scene."

The big dog opened its mouth and bit the scarf, but Wu Di withdrew his hands just as he was about to bite on it. The smart big dog turned his head and grabbed Wu Di's earlobe directly.

Wu Di: "... let go!"

"Humph!"

"Can't understand people's words?"

"Wang!"

"No barking!"

"If you don't give it to Wang, I'll give it to you!" Chen Jianfeng turned Wu Di's face.

At the moment when the other party's line of sight was occupied, huge fireworks bloomed in the night sky, brilliant and dazzling...

Wu Di opened the red envelope, and there was a brand new hundred-yuan bill inside.

Chen Jianfeng held an English book and asked, "Is this the New Year's greeting?"

"Aren't you a three-good student! You can't do such a simple thing?"

"I'm afraid of making a mistake..."

"Stupid!" Wu Di smiled and rubbed his head, "Don't worry, my parents also speak Chinese!"

When the train arrived at the station, Chen Jianfeng and Wu Di left the gate with large and small bags. Wu Di suddenly asked, "Where's your red envelope?"

"This..." Chen Jianfeng touched his butt, his face turned pale.

"Here!" Wu Di took out the red envelope and mobile phone, "Put it in your trouser pocket and you won't be afraid of being stolen!"

"You help me carry it."

"Okay." Wu Di put away the red envelope and mobile phone, "Is there anything else I need to bring for you?"

"I'll bring my wallet, too."

"where?"

"Pants pocket, touch it yourself!"

"Depend on!"

"Touch, touch vigorously!" Chen Jianfeng snorted ambiguously, "If you can't touch it enough, go back and touch it for you!"

"Smelly rascal! I confiscated your wallet!" Wu Di pointed to his mouth, "Maintenance fee!"

Wu Di's mouth was swollen from being kissed in the past few days after returning home, and it is still red, as if she had put on lipstick.

Chen Jianfeng quickly pecked him on the face: "If you want it, take it, mine, isn't it yours!"

"Well, what's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine!"

"I belong to you." Chen Jianfeng said with a smile, "I know how to eat and work. Where do you plan to put me?"

Wu Di took his hand and covered his chest.

"I will always keep you in my heart." Wu Di said, "Let it go forever, love you forever!"

I got off the train and got on the plane. In the early morning, I finally reached the other side of the ocean.

Years have carved marks of old age on the faces of Wu's father and Wu's mother, but the couple are in good spirits, and they prepared the fillings early and waited for their son to come back to make dumplings.

Chen Jianfeng is honest, diligent and polite, and Wu's mother likes him very much. When Chen Jianfeng was washing the vegetables, Wu's mother secretly fed him a small tomato.

"Thank you, Auntie!" Chen Jianfeng smiled.

"You're welcome!" Wu's mother patted him with a smile, "I thank you for taking care of Xiao Di all the way, it's hard work!"

"..." Little brother?

"Xiao Di! Don't be lazy, come and wash the vegetables!" Mother Wu called back.

Wu Di lowered his eyebrows and looked down: "This is it!"

After his mother left, Wu Di's face was very smelly, and he tried not to look at Xiao Jianfeng, who was shaking like a chaff sieve while washing the vegetables.

"Laughing fart!" Wu Di gritted his teeth.

"..." Chen Jianfeng blushed and patted Wu Di. After calming down for a long time, he said with a serious face, "Little brother, call big brother to come and listen... Puff!"

"Little~Jian~Feng~" Wu Di whispered viciously in his ear, "You don't want this month's salary anymore?"

"Give food if you don't pay wages! Woah!"

"No barking!"

"Meow~!=￣w￣="

"You..." Wu Di laughed angrily at him, "You should still be Wang."

"I don't want to bark anymore!"

"What do you want?"

"kiss you."

Wu Di: "..."

Papa Wu descended like a light bulb: "Xiaodi! Let's wash this green onion too... Hehe! We planted it ourselves, it's so beautiful!"

After the light bulb left, Chen Jianfeng leaned into Wu Di's ear: "Xiao Di, don't worry, Big Brother loves you tonight."

Wu Di: "..."

Wu's father and Wu's mother were both businessmen, they were very talkative, and the meal was lively and lively, and Chen Jianfeng was taken aback for a while by chatting.

"Dad, don't bring up those old things of yours, your ears are callused!"

"Stinky boy, this is your father's experience, look at your expression... Come here, get a roast chicken with your father!"

"Let's eat little Jianfeng first, don't bother with them." Mama Wu brought some food to Chen Jianfeng, and asked, "Is your father okay?"

"Very good." Chen Jianfeng thought for a while, "Auntie, thank you for your help."

"Thank you for everything." Mother Wu had soup on her hands, and a tissue was handed to her in time.

Father Wu and Wu Di came out with the roast chicken in their hands. Father Wu greeted his wife, "Yandi, come and cut it."

"Coming!" Liu Yandi rubbed Xiao Jianfeng's head, and went to cut the roast chicken with a smile.

The New Year's event in the game lasts for seven days, and there are even more rewards for couples teaming up.

When Invincible in the World went online, Epee Wufeng also just logged in.

The two formed a team with a tacit understanding and ran to the mission copy side by side.

Running and running, epee Wufeng suddenly got short, Tian Wudi turned around and saw that his partner stepped on a trap and fell!

"You haven't entered the copy yet..."

"Xiao Di, hurry up and give Big Brother a hand!"

"Fuck! Shut up!"

After entering the dungeon, Wu Di looked at the sky speechlessly, and the epee Wufeng turned into a corpse again, with text bubbles: "There is no resurrection stone..."

Invincible:"……"

Epee Wufeng: "Big Da..."

"It's useless to shout!" The World Invincible has already rushed into the pile of monsters with his sword, and Wu Di is confident that he can pass the level alone.

"Great..." The corpse spoke again.

"Fuck away!"

"I want to see you."

"Haven't you seen enough just now?"

"I want to see you right now... right now, right now!"

Wu Di's hand hung over the keyboard, but finally fell down and typed out two words: "Come on."

Then the room door rang.

Wu Di opened the door, and Chen Jianfeng hugged him.

"What are you doing? Are you stupid after drinking?" Wu Di closed the door and hugged him for a while, "Have you had enough hugs?"

"no~~~~" The big dog licked Wu Di's earlobe and bit his lip.

Wu Di: "...Have you licked enough? The task hasn't been done yet!"

"I don't want to do the task."

"Then what do you want to do?"

"Zuo love."

"...you... huh!" Wu Di's mouth was gagged, and Chen Jianfeng fell into the big bed holding him all the way.

The two embraced and kissed each other, Chen Jianfeng greedily sucked and sucked Wu Di's nectar with his lips and tongue, and his hands were not idle, he untied Wu Di's underwear with ease.

The aroma of the shower gel gradually filled with the unique scent of men. Wu Di lay in the clothes, as if he was peeling off the lychee, and the sweetness and deliciousness were displayed in front of Chen Jianfeng.

Chen Jianfeng lowered his head, picked up the vigorous Da Wu Wu in his mouth, stretched the folds of the entrance with his fingers, and poked it in gently.

"You... You bastard, why are you suddenly in love?!" Wu Di was touched to a sensitive place, his voice was out of tune, his legs were stretched to the maximum, and when his tongue got in, Wu Di couldn't bear it. With a sound.

He immediately covered his mouth with his hands, and looked down at Chen Jianfeng who was struggling.

Chen Jianfeng raised his eyelids, and said with a smile on his face, "Xiaodi, I promised that my brother will love you at night."

Chen Jianfeng's tongue stretched out, and got into the entrance again.

Wu Di was panting with his neck up and his face was flushed. Chen Jianfeng hurriedly finished the development, and pressed on Wu Di impatiently.

"Don't bite your hand, bite me." Chen Jianfeng pulled his hand away.

Wu Di bit Chen Jianfeng's shoulder.

Chen Jianfeng tilted his head and kissed his face, moving his body every now and then, because there was no Runhua, it was not smooth to enter, Wu Di was in great pain, and so was Chen Jianfeng.

"In the bag..." Wu Di pointed to the corner.

"what?"

"In the bag!"

"In the bag...is, is there anything?"

"..." Wu Di hummed and kicked him angrily, Chen Jianfeng grabbed the bag up and handed it to the angry Wu Di.

Wu Di was so angry that his face was full of smoke, and he took out a new bottle of Runhuaye from his bag with a broken jar.

Chen Jianfeng blinked: "All in English... how to use it?"

Wu Di: "..."

"I don't understand, I don't know how to use it, what should I do?" Chen Jianfeng leaned against his ear, "You do it yourself?"

"You..." Wu Di moaned and wiped away tears, unscrewed the lid and poured it on his hands.

"And then?" Chen Jianfeng asked, "Is it... so?"

Chen Jianfeng took Wu Di's hand and let him touch Benfang.

Wu Di smeared a layer of Runhua on the entrance with shame and anger, but the bastard said again: "What's inside?"

"What... what's inside."

"This." The bastard dragged Wu Di and put his fingers in.

I used up more than half of the bottle, and the bastard only let go of Wu Di's hand when the water was dripping out.

Going in again, it really went much smoother.

Wu Di's hands were clasped above his head by Chen Jianfeng, his panting gradually changed, his face was blushing, and his open legs unconsciously wrapped around Chen Jianfeng's waist.

Chen Jianfeng knew that the big boss who lost his temper was finally comfortable, so he pushed there harder.

The breathing of the two gradually synchronized, and the gears fit to the best state.

"Is your mother the boss of the loan company?" Chen Jianfeng asked suddenly.

Wu Di was so comfortable that he was dazed, and replied without thinking, "The boss of the company is her friend."

"Oh……"

After a while, Wu Di suddenly came back to his senses, and asked vigilantly, "What did I just say?"

"No, you said you didn't know."

"What question are you asking?"

"I asked, do you know the boss of the lending company?"

"Oh..." Wu Di was relieved, "I don't know him, why did you suddenly ask this?"

"It's nothing, I just wanted to ask." Chen Jianfeng bowed his head and kissed him.

Wu Di opened his mouth to take Chen Jianfeng's tongue, and suddenly felt a drop of water falling on his face. He touched it, pushed Chen Jianfeng away, and found that he was crying.

"You... what are you doing?" Wu Di was startled, and hurriedly wiped his tears.

"Mr. Wu..."

"Ok?"

"Thank you."

"...Thank, thank you for what?"

"I love you."

"Hmm." Wu Di nodded and patted his butt, "How should I love?"

"Is that so?" Chen Jianfeng pushed to the deepest point all of a sudden.

Wu Di: "..."

Wu Di is the one who wants to cry the most...

So from that day on, in order to repay his boss in the most primitive and effective way, Chen Jianfeng lost control of it several times, and directly threw the big boss out of control.

A year later, at the premiere press conference of "Online Game: Sword Invincible", Wu Di limped onto the stage with his waist supported.

Chen Jianfeng was worried, so he helped him onto the stage and stood aside.

"What happened to his waist?" Lu Jun asked his brother curiously.

"I guess I fell, and it hurt a lot." Lu Tao said with a serious face.

"Oh...brother."

"what happened?"

"Why do you have a cushion?"

"He also fell last night." Yue Minglang said mysteriously, "It hurts my butt."

"Oh!" Lu Jun believed it.

A bag of candy was handed over, Liu Wei smiled and said, "New flavor, try it?"

"Well, you stinky Liu Wei, do you know that we work overtime without you?" Lu Tao rubbed Liu Wei's head in his arms.

"Even if I'm here, I still work overtime all day long." Liu Wei laughed loudly, stretched out a big hand, and surrounded Liu Wei.

Ling Lu stuffed a piece of potato chips into Liu Wei's mouth, and Liu Wei ate it comfortably.

Heihei smelled the fragrance in Ling Xiaolu's arms, wagged his tail and let out a bark.

"Brother, give me a slice~" Ling Xiaolu said, "Heihei wants to eat too."

"Heihei, look how fat you are? If you eat again, you will turn into a big black ball~" Liu Wei broke off a piece and fed it.

Ling Lu stuffed another piece into Liu Wei's mouth, and sighed, "You've been fed so much, how come you haven't gotten fat?"

"He has a physical problem, and he doesn't gain weight by eating anything." Xu Qiang commented, "But, after a year of conditioning, his complexion is not bad!"

Zhao Xuhui sneezed, and Zhao Yuanyuan and Zhao Fangfang waited for his brother to wipe his nose.

Xu Qiang also sneezed, stretched out his head and waited to be served.

Zhao Yuanyuan smiled and wanted to wipe Xu Qiang's nose, but Zhao Xuhui grabbed the tissue and twisted it into a drill and stuffed it into Xu Qiang's nostril.

A promotional video was shown on the big screen, which was edited by Yue Minglang himself, and it was particularly shocking after it was accompanied by music and special effects.

When other people took videos with their mobile phones, only Wu's father and Wu's mother took pictures of their son with their mobile phones.

Father Chen also came, and his mobile phone only took pictures of Chen Jianfeng.

Several leaders finished their speeches in turn, and the video was played, followed by a live trial of the game PK.

Fatty Liu, the film and television boss, invited Wu Di to play, and Wu Di agreed. He glanced at the audience and asked with a microphone, "Who is going to pk with me?"

A dense group of people immediately raised their hands in unison. There are people from competitive games, ordinary gamers, and fans who don't know anything about games.

Even a few parents raised their hands enthusiastically to play with him.

Fatty Liu pushed Chen Jianfeng, who was raising his hand, to Wu Di.

"Let me come!" Chen Jianfeng looked at him with bright eyes.

Wu Di: "..."

The two sat down, the camera focused on them, Wu Di chose a swordsman, and said with a smile: "Don't be nervous, just play games as usual."

Chen Jianfeng also chose a swordsman, and said modestly, "It's not a good game."

"Go all out." Wu Di said, swallowing the sentence without giving me face.

Chen Jianfeng smiled.

Wu Di couldn't help laughing either.

In fact, the ending had already been decided, and Chen Jianfeng manipulated the swordsman to meet the opponent.

It doesn't matter how many times I lose.

Who told you to be my favorite person?

(——End of full text——)

postscript:

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123 Romance author Yan Shaluo

2015年9月22日20:35:53