Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

Chapter 5 Whoops, not bad!

Wu Di fell asleep in the car, and Chen Jianfeng drove the car onto the highway. He thought it was very close, but it took more than two hours to get there.

Wu Di lives in a place where local tyrants gather, and as far as the eye can see, there are many luxurious villas. The car is parked in front of the gate, and the guard asks to see his ID.

Chen Jianfeng woke up Wu Di, and Wu Di pulled out a golden card before the guard let them in.

Wu Di instructed Chen Jianfeng to turn left and right, and walked around the community for half an hour before arriving at Wu Di's home.

Wu Di opened the door, saw Chen Jianfeng standing by the door, and urged, "Don't stand there, come in and sit."

"Mr. Wu, I have to go back."

"How do you plan to go back?"

"Take a taxi."

"Taxis are not allowed in the community, and it may be dawn by the time you get out of the road." Wu Di threw the key on the table, "I'll stay at my place tonight, and we'll go to work together tomorrow morning."

Wu Di took out beer from the refrigerator, looked up and saw Chen Jianfeng was still there, curiously asked: "Why are you still standing? Come in?"

"That... no slippers..."

"Put on your shoes and go in."

"This is not good." Facing the spotless floor, Chen Jianfeng couldn't step on it.

Wu Di walked up to him with a really helpless expression on his face, shook his feet, and shook off the two slippers in front of him.

The bunny slippers are smiling, and the cute bunny ears are still trembling.

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

Wu Di: "Wear it!"

"how about you?"

Wu Di took out a pair of clogs from the shoe cabinet: "I wear these."

Chen Jianfeng changed his shoes and walked into the hall.Wu Di's home is very beautiful, decorated in a European style, clean and elegant. Outside the floor-to-ceiling windows is a small independent garden with many small potted plants.

"Mr. Wu, your house is so big." Chen Jianfeng sighed.

"Generally speaking, my household is considered small."

Wu Di put a can of beer in front of him, but Chen Jianfeng didn't want it. Wu Di asked, "Then what do you want to drink?"

"whatever."

Wu Di rummaged through the refrigerator and came with two bottles of yogurt.

The two of them ate fruit and yogurt, and neither of them spoke for a while. The villa was quiet. Chen Jianfeng was used to living in a noisy urban village, so he couldn't adapt to this quiet environment for a while. There were no insects, no birds, only The noise made by the people around him eating made him suddenly feel isolated from the world.

"Isn't it too far away from the company? Why don't you stay closer?" Chen Jianfeng asked.

"Close to the airport."

"You live by yourself?"

Wu Di glanced at him: "Do you want to accompany me?"

Chen Jianfeng said honestly: "No, I'm just curious, your house is so big, how should you clean it?"

Wu Di: "..."

Chen Jianfeng: (⊙﹏⊙)b

Wu Di: "There are cleaners during the day, who come to clean regularly."

"That……"

"What about household registration? Shall I tell you where my hometown is?"

"Well... I haven't checked my account."

"Then what do you want to ask?"

"Your hometown is at the toilet... No! Where is the toilet at your hometown?"

Wu Di: "..."

When Chen Jianfeng went to the bathroom, he took a shower. He didn't bring a change of laundry pants. Wu Di gave him a new set. They were about the same size, and Chen Jianfeng's clothes fit him perfectly.

Chen Jianfeng was embarrassed by the boss. He told him to go back and wash it up and return it to him. Wu Di waved his hand generously: "No need to return it. There are many at home."

Wu Di arranged for Chen Jianfeng to live next door to him. When he opened the door, there was a faint scent of French fragrance. The room was also elegantly decorated, with a big bed, a separate bathroom, and a computer on the table.

"The computer can access the Internet, you can use it as you like." Wu Di turned and left, and Chen Jianfeng called him to stop.

"Mr. Wu, thank you!"

Wu Di waved his hand: "I'm right to thank you."

Wu Di closed the door, and Chen Jianfeng was left alone in the room. Chen Jianfeng flew onto the big bed and rolled around hugging the pillow.

"My God! So soft! So elastic!" Chen Jianfeng trembled on the bed, held the quilt and sniffed it, it smelled so good, he had never slept on such a big and soft bed, it was so comfortable!

Chen Jianfeng rolled around, got into the quilt and continued to roll around, tired of playing, stuck his head out to get some air.

There was a person standing in front of him, and Chen Jianfeng's gaze slowly moved upwards.

Wu Di was looking down at him.

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

Wu Di: "...Why are you shrinking in again! Come out! I saw you!"

Chen Jianfeng rolled out of the quilt in a hurry, but his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell to the ground wrapped in the quilt.

Wu Di crossed his arms and asked condescendingly, "Is it fun?"

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

Wu Di: "Say!"

Chen Jianfeng: "It's fun!"

"Then you continue to play." Wu Di turned around and left.

Oops, the big boss is angry! ! !

Chen Jianfeng hugged his arm and cried bitterly: "Mr. Wu! I was wrong! I won't play anymore! Don't go!"

"Why don't you go and sleep with you?!" Wu Di roared.

Chen Jianfeng choked: "Then why are you looking for me?"

"Who has something to do with you? Can't I come and have a look?!"

"Go, go, go!"

"There are drinks in the small refrigerator, you have to drink it yourself!" After shouting, Wu Di left without looking back.

Chen Jianfeng is a night owl. He is used to staying up all night. He couldn't fall asleep even though he went to bed early. He turned on the computer and found a familiar game icon.

Not long after Epée Wufeng went online, the system prompted that Tianxia Wudi was also online.

Chen Jianfeng immediately sent him a message: "Daddy, are you still asleep?"

Invincible under heaven: "No, why don't you sleep?"

Epee Wufeng: "It's too early, I can't fall asleep, play a round and then sleep."

Invincible: "Aren't you tired from work?"

Epee Wufeng: "Not tired."

"It seems that you are quite free from work, huh?"

"It's quite free. I've done everything I should do recently. I don't have anything to do after work. Why don't I just play games." Chen Jianfeng typed honestly.

All right, you boy can do it!Wu Di was convinced, thinking about giving Liu Wei more weight.

Epee Wufeng: "I'm setting up a stall at the blacksmith's, come here quickly."

Invincible in the world: "Get out! I'm an idiot if I buy your stuff again!"

After a few minutes, World Invincible was probably bored, so he sent a message: "Hello! Are you there?"

Epee Wufeng: "Why?"

Invincible: "Go to the arena!"

Epee Wufeng: "It's setting up a stall! The equipment is red, and there is no money to repair it, so it's useless to go."

Invincible under heaven walked from the crowd shiningly, and stood in front of Epee Wufeng.

Epee Wufeng said pitifully: "Da Da, do you want to buy something?"

The World Invincible checked his equipment, it was really red, the epee Wufeng did not lie to him, the world invincible seemed to be very entangled, stood for a while, turned around and left.

Chen Jianfeng was sweating. He didn't come here to set up a stall. He had enough money to repair equipment. He just saw that the local tyrant was online, so he wanted to cheat him a lot. What happened?Scared people away!

Is the asking price really too high?

Chen Jianfeng fell deeply into self-reflection.

The booth of Epee Wufeng was suddenly empty, and he automatically closed the booth and stood up.

A female priest with unusually simple equipment stood in front of him. Chen Jianfeng clicked on the information of the other party, and found that it was a trumpet who had not changed his job. going offline.

Invincible sent a message: "Go, go to the arena!"

Epee Wufeng: "What are you doing there?"

Invincible in the world: "My hands are itchy! I want to find someone to practice, are you afraid?"

"I'm still setting up a stall! I have no money to repair equipment."

"Who are you lying to! Do you think I'm a fool?!"

"Da Da is really aware of the details, let me tell you, a big local tyrant bought all my things just now."

"Oh."

"I charge two hundred gold for a bottle of life medicine. Do you think that person is stupid?"

Invincible:"……"

Epee Wufeng: "It's the biggest idiot in the world, don't you think so?"

Invincible under heaven: "...Yes."

Chen Jianfeng covered his stomach and hammered the table, he was out of breath from laughing.

The veins on Wu Di's forehead burst out, Liu Wei, you boy can do it, you can do it!

Poor Liu Wei was lying sickly on the small bed, sneezing one after another.

The two went to the arena, and Invincible Under Heaven opened a room.

Epee Wufeng: "Don't you need to set a password?"

Invincible: "Cut the bullshit! Come in! I can't wait!"

The entire arena is full of one-on-one rooms, and there is only one group room, which is opened by Tianxia Wudi, which is very easy to recognize.When Epee Wufeng entered, there were two more people in the room instantly, and the two people's hands were also fast, and they clicked on Ready just as they entered. Before Chen Jianfeng could see who it was, the screen automatically switched to the battlefield map.

The World Invincible and Epee Wufeng stood side by side, and when the wind and sand blew past, Epee Wufeng was the first to recover.

"Oops...we are divided into a group..."

Invincible Under Heaven wondered: "It's strange, is there anyone else?"

The battlefield is a canyon. They are on one side of the canyon, and the other team is on the other side of the canyon. The distance is too far for them to see clearly.

Epee Wufeng sighed: "Look, I told you to add a password and you didn't add it, you deserve it right? If you are assigned to the same group, we can't fight, right?"

The World Invincible despised: "Don't be ashamed, talk like I really want to fight with you!"

Chen Jianfeng: "..." Who is shameless, who is it! !

Invincible in the world: "Go!"

Epee Wufeng: "No!"

"why?"

"Wait for them to come by themselves."

Wu Di thought about it, and felt that this move was really good. It could not only observe the opponent, but also plan strategies.

"The map is too big, I'm too lazy to run." Epee Wufeng said honestly.

Invincible:"……"

After waiting for quite a while, Tian Tian Wu Di wondered, "Will they really come?"

Just as he was talking, two people came faintly in the wind and sand.

The two chatted while running.

Ju Cilang: "The planning must have been overwhelmed, the map is so big, running a marathon?!"

Raging sea and raging waves: "..."

Ju Cilang: "Hey, do you think so?"

The raging sea: "Yes yes yes!"

Jucilang: "What is it? Say it clearly!"

Raging sea and raging waves: "..."

Nu Hai Kuangtao's current equipment is all bought by RMB players, after all, Ju Cilang has been tricked by him, and he is happy to hear and see to develop in the direction of a big local tyrant, so Lu Tao's heart beats and he scolds himself: "Yes! The planning brain must have been flooded!"

Ju Cilang: "I was trapped by the door!"

Raging sea and raging waves: "I was caught by the door!"

Ju Cilang: "Kicked by a donkey!"

Raging sea and raging waves: "Kicked by a donkey!"

Kikujiro: "Very good, repeat it!"

Raging sea and raging waves: "..."

Ju Cilang: "Say it!"

The World Invincible watched as a series of big text bubbles appeared above the head of the raging sea, the font was highlighted and bold, and special effects were used for the last word idiot, which was particularly conspicuous.

The world is invincible sweating, look, how dedicated the planning director is, this is for the game, he sold himself...

Ju Cilang ran up to him, his body flickered, and he disappeared into the wind and sand.

"Not good! That bastard is invisible again!" The World Invincible said to Epee Wufeng, "Run!"

Pfft——! ! !

Tianxia Wudi straightened his body, and big numbers sprayed out from his head.

Chrysanthemum Thorn's attack is not covered, stealth has 150% attack bonus, backstab combined with stealth, can reach the maximum assassination rate of 300%.

But World Invincible hadn't died yet, and his health bar had only dropped by a quarter. He turned around to fight, when a big wave hit him and sent him flying a few meters away.

The mage's torrent skill has the effect of blowing away. Lu Tao guessed that the savior was eager, so he pushed the boss out without thinking.

Wu Di was a little touched, a friend in adversity is a friend, he was about to have a private relationship with Lu Tao, but he didn't expect a big word bubble to appear on Ju Cilang's head.

"Nice job!" Ju Cilang praised angrily.

Hey, what's the situation?

Ju Cilang swung his legs and kicked, and when the epee Wufeng was forced to fall to the ground, Ju Cilang grabbed it with a claw, locked his throat and threw it backwards, and threw it far away.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Invincible Under Heaven immediately got up and froze in place.

The epee Wufeng was pushed back and forth by the two people like a volleyball, and the mage rushed the assassin to throw it.

Chen Jianfeng is in a hurry. Assassins and mages are advancing with the times. What about equipped with gemstones and god stones? And his epee has no front?The welfare has not been issued yet, and he is still wearing the equipment given by the big local tyrant.

The thin-skinned and tender epee Wufeng was pressed and beaten by the mage assassin, and his blood bar dropped rapidly. After taking more than a dozen sun medicines, he successfully recovered the corpse.

When the epee Wufeng was pushed down, Wu Di was secretly relieved.

"Lu..." Wu Di deleted the words and typed them again, "Raging Sea and Kuangtao, are you getting more courageous?! People who dare to touch me?!"

"So what if you touch him! I'll push you next!" Ju Cilang strode forward, waved his hands, and raging flames shot up from his body. Wu Di recognized that this was the killer blow of an assassin's skill!

The ultimate blow can greatly strengthen/crit and attack, but relatively, the defense is reduced by 90.00%.

Jucilang's figure flashed, and he became invisible again.

The World Invincible immediately started to run around the map, the arena character died and could not be revived, Chen Jianfeng had nothing to do, with his legs crossed, a cigarette in his hand, leisurely watching the world invincible deal with them.

The approach of Invincible Under Heaven is correct, as long as you keep a distance, after the skill time is over, Ju Jilang will naturally not pose a threat.

An ice wall rose from the ground, and Tian Wudi slammed into it. A big number sprayed out from the ice wall, and he was hit by him unexpectedly.

As an obstacle, the ice wall has no attack power, and it can be smashed with a few skills.

But Invincible is running out of time.

Wu Di's technique was extremely fast, he rolled over the wall, turned over halfway, and was frozen in the air.

"Lu... the raging sea, you wait for me!!!"

The World Invincible was furious, the text bubble and the big crit were sprayed out at the same time, Ju Cilang's blow was earth-shattering, and the health of the big blood cow dropped by more than half in an instant, but the World Invincible was not dead yet, he quickly took medicine...

A wave came, the medicine was interrupted, the blood was not added, but the medicine entered the cooling time.

The Mage Assassin cooperated, frequently interrupting the action of pinching the big blood cow to take the medicine. Under Heaven Invincible persisted, and finally cut the raging sea and Kuangtao, and fell down himself at the same time.

Victory and defeat.

As the winning side, Ju Cilang and Nu Hai Kuang Tao not only entered the leaderboard, but also received rich rewards.

Ju Cilang was very happy and quit the arena, saying that he would take Nu Hai Kuang Tao to leveling.

"No." Furious Sea Kuangtao said.

"why are you not going?"

Furious Sea Kuangtao stood there in a daze and did not speak.

Lu Tao was holding a cigarette, and just raised his buttocks when he saw a transaction request pop up on the screen.

Nuhai Kuangtao refused, and said coldly: "I am not your warehouse! Don't give me any more potions! Except for sun potions!"

Ju Cilang popped up the transaction request again, and said viciously: "Accept!"

"So what if you don't answer?"

"you try?"

Raging sea and raging waves: "..."

Hey, who calls someone a RMB player?

Lu Tao accepted the request, and the transaction panel popped up.

A set of fashion appeared in the frame, Kikujiro said: "Definitely."

After the clothes were traded, Ju Cilang said, "Wear it!"

This set of fashion is the latest model in the mall, designed by Meimei Meimei, a slim black long military uniform with silver buttons all the way to the neck, paired with a military cap and military boots, it is ascetic and handsome.

This set of clothes is worth 880 yuan, and it is the most expensive set in the clothing store. Lu Tao is full of enthusiasm, and the more he looks at it, the more he likes it.

"Not bad, so handsome." Fu Hai Kuang Tao turned around, very satisfied, and asked him, "Why don't you wear it?"

"I don't like it." Ju Cilang said coldly.

Lu Tao: "..." If you don't like it, why don't you buy it!Ah bah bah bah, you buy, buy as much as you want!

Lu Tao continued to play tricks and brainwash the RMB players. Ju Shilang changed his body and put on a set of tight assassination outfits exclusive to assassins.

"I have a fashion." Ju Cilang said, "That set is for you."

"why?"

"I'm happy, do you have an opinion?"

Of course, Lu Tao didn't dare to have any objections, so he obediently let him toss around. Ju Cilang bought some accessories and dressed up the little follower according to his own taste. Lu Tao wanted to wear this and that. After reading it over and over again, I can't wait to climb into the computer and dig out the money from his pocket.

A player in military uniform passed by and glanced at the raging sea.

"Oh, not bad!" The player stood next to Kuangtao, posing posses, probably taking screenshots as a souvenir.

Furious Sea and Kuangtao cooperated with him, and the two wrestled back and forth, having a great time.

Before leaving, Nu Hai Kuangtao called the player to stop, and added each other as friends, Nu Hai Kuang Tao said: "This suit looks good with a white scarf, try it, the scarf also adds many attributes!"

"Scarf?" The player was at a loss, "Didn't you see it for sale?"

Emma, ​​it is estimated that the page is too hidden!Lu Tao hurriedly took notes, thinking of mentioning them during the meeting.

"It's on the third page of the accessories column. It's newly released. Go and have a look." Fu Hai Kuang Tao said.

When the player learned that the scarf cost 99 yuan, he was a little hesitant, but in the end, under Lu Tao's brainwashing, he rushed to the mall to buy a scarf.

Jucilang left without knowing when, and sat on the flower bed with his head downcast.

Lu Tao is so regretful, the RMB player was a little shaken at first, but when he interrupted, he ran away!

Oops!Pity!He was so close to buying clothes!

Turning his gaze, Ju Jilang walked slowly, the hem of the dark military uniform fluttered slightly as he walked, the silver blade was across his waist, his eyes were cold, his figure was slender, and a white scarf was wrapped around his neck.

Kuangtao stood up in surprise.

Ju Cilang walked up to the little follower, two tall men wearing the same attire stood facing each other.

Ju Cilang tilted his head: "Let's go, leveling!"