Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

Chapter 47 Let's fight together!

"Brother, how do you jump off the cliff?" Lu Jun ran into the room and asked.

Lu Tao lazily turned over, faced the wall and said, "Why don't you jump like that, it's not like you didn't jump!"

"It's not the cliff, it's the cliff in the competition."

"Oh... have you been playing competitive games?"

"That's right, the archer stepped on something, and he went up the cliff all of a sudden! He kept shooting arrows at me, but I couldn't hit him... What should I do?" Lu Jun turned his brother on his back, digging A spoonful of cake was put into his mouth.

Lu Tao still looked lazy, eating the cake and said vaguely: "Look for mushrooms under the cliff, and then step on it."

"Oh!" Lu Jun understood, "The mushroom will send people to the cliff?"

"Correct!"

Lu Jun ran out to step on the mushrooms, and after a while he ran back and hugged his brother and screamed.

Others stepped on mushrooms to climb cliffs, but he stepped on mushrooms to reach heaven.

Black smoke billowed from Fu Hai Kuangtao after the explosion, and his blood bar was emptied to become a corpse.

"You stepped on the bomb mushroom, right?"

"Mushrooms still share bombs?!"

"Of course, pay attention to the one with a small leaf is the bomb mushroom, and the one that looks like an umbrella is the bouncing mushroom."

"Mushrooms don't have leaves..."

"only games!"

"Which stupid planner thought it up, tell me! Is it you?!"

"This is the standard competitive game. Our game is just copying the props into the arena!" Lu Tao kicked him, "Save a bite of the cake!"

Lu Jun gnawed away all but one bite, stuffed it into his brother's mouth, and ran out to play again.

After a while, Lu Jun came in with another piece of chocolate cake. Lu Tao turned his face away, too lazy to look at the white-eyed wolf.

"Brother... tell me about those props and traps?" Lu Jun turned his brother on his back and fed him cake.

"Hang up again?"

"Well...the ground exploded when I used my skills..."

"Oh, you have entered the thermal zone, and all fire attributes will trigger an explosion." Lu Tao raised his finger and pointed to the briefcase, "There is a document in it, you can read it yourself... Wait! The cake is left behind. !"

Lu Jun rushed out to study anxiously with the materials, and took away the remaining half of the cake. Poor Lu Tao had to get up and go out for food by himself.

The competition mode attracted a large number of players, and the venue was almost full. Those who couldn’t squeeze in just watched. There were already some strong people in the forum who summarized a batch of props and traps, but the players’ summaries were not complete after all. Lu Tao scanned the forum, He said to his younger brother: "Hey, don't spread the information I gave you! Let the players find out for themselves."

"There are no rumors." Lu Jun crackled and typed, "It's just for Mr. Yue."

Lu Tao: "..."

"Boss Yue is not an outsider!" Lu Jun said loudly, "It's..."

Lu Tao: "My wife?"

Lu Jun: "..."

Lu Jun originally wanted to say that he was a friend...

After a quick lunch, Lu Tao got dressed and went out. Before leaving, Lu Jun asked him, "Brother, are you coming back tonight?"

"Back."

"What do you want to eat?"

"whatever……"

"It's your birthday today, so you have to have a good meal!" Lu Jun snapped his fingers, "Should I add a salted duck egg?"

Lu Tao: "...Why don't you say add a fired squid?"

"I can't do it." Lu Jun spread his hands, "If Mr. Yue is here, it can be considered."

"He is your nanny!"

"It's the chef!"

"Cut!" Lu Tao closed the door and left.

Lu Jun sat back in front of the computer and typed: "Daddy, my brother is out."

[Private chat] Ju Cilang: "Oh, I have to go out too, you can hang up for me later."

[Private chat] Raging sea and raging waves: "No problem!"

As soon as Yue Minglang lifted his butt, he saw another line of words popping up on the screen: "Big Daddy, what should I do if I get fired?"

Yue Minglang thought for a while and typed: "Why do you want to eat fried squid for no reason?"

Lu Tao rushed to the coffee shop an hour later, Wu Di and Chen Jianfeng had already arrived.

"Where's Mr. Yue?" Lu Tao asked curiously.

"Still on the way." Wu Di said.

Lu Tao was wondering, Yue Minglang's company was upstairs, how far would it take to go downstairs?

Not long after he sat down, Yue Minglang came in.

"I've been waiting for a long time." After sitting down, Yue Minglang turned on his laptop and called up a video.

He has already made the opening few minutes. Although there is no soundtrack, the dripping and carefree fighting and the use of cinematic shots are enough to throw off the official so-called blockbuster-level opening by a few blocks.

Shocking and memorable.

Wu Di did not expect to be able to shoot like this.

Yue Minglang propped his chin, looked at the shocked Wu Di in a good mood, and said with a smile, "I wonder if Mr. Wu is satisfied?"

Wu Di clicked on the video and watched it again. He really couldn't pick a bone, so he nodded: "It's great!"

"Thank you!"

"Oh, it would be great if Mr. Yue could come to our company." Wu Di personally lit a cigarette for Yue Minglang.

Yue Minglang had a cigarette in his mouth, and his eyes fell on Lu Tao. Lu Tao had tried hard to cosplay a stone, but he was still noticed. When the big bad wolf looked at him, Lu Tao knew that he was going to be in the limelight again.

"I can come to your company." Yue Minglang nodded at Little Rabbit with his hand holding a cigarette, "If you let him come to my company, I will go to your company."

"Brother Tao, what do you think we should do?" Wu Di kicked the mine to poor Lu Tao.

Holding the landmine, Lu Tao stiffened his neck and said, "Impossible!"

"Look, if he doesn't want to, I can't help it either." Wu Di smiled, "Are you going to tie him back?"

"Do you have any rope?"

"I haven't bought it yet, I'll bring it to you when I buy it."

"Okay, send it here, and I'll tie Brother Tao home."

The two bosses were happy while talking, and laughed with their shoulders crossed. Only Lu Tao was keenly aware that President Yue's words were not right.

Why not tied back to the company, but tied home?

What are you doing home?do you want to eat?

Lu Tao came back to his senses and pinched his thigh hard. Really, what was he thinking about!

The company has two things going on recently, one is movies and the other is competitions.

Each one is a big thing that takes a lot of thought.

The two bosses discussed for a long time, and Yue Minglang decided to take Wu Di and the others to his office.

The employees who worked overtime on weekends greeted the big boss back, and then saw another big boss behind the big boss.

Wu Di raised his hand: "Hi, everyone!"

The crowd: "... Hello, leader!"

Wu Di: "Everyone has worked hard!"

People: "Leadership is the hardest work!"

Yue Minglang: "Hahahaha!!!"

When the secretary brought the tea, he saw Wu Di was sitting in Yue Minglang's seat, and Yue Minglang was leaning on the back of the chair with one hand and pointing at the screen with the other to explain.

Yue Minglang and Wu Di are old rivals, and the competition between the two companies is fierce, which has long been an open secret in the industry.

Now the two bosses were happily discussing things until they got off work, and Yue Minglang personally sent Wu Di and the others downstairs.

"Your company is good, quite big." Wu Di said, "I invite you to drink tea with us some other day."

"You make it, I'll drink it."

"No problem!" Wu Di pushed the low-key Lu Tao into the limelight as soon as he opened his mouth, "Even if you want Brother Tao to have a drink, Brother Tao must have no objection. Brother Tao, don't you think so?"

"Really?" Big Bad Wolf grinned.

The little rabbit straightened its neck and hummed bravely.

Lu Tao went back by bus. There was a bakery not far from the bus stop. Lu Tao went in and bought a bag of bread. His eyes fell on a piece of birthday cake.

In their hometown, they don’t eat cakes on their birthdays, but only give out a few red eggs and a red envelope. It’s simple, and the whole family eats a meal happily.

In my impression, birthday cakes are something to coax children,

But ever since his younger brother made a cake, Lu Tao has also been influenced by him. In previous years, he didn't think about eating a cake on his birthday. This year, because of being brainwashed by the cake, he was a little greedy.

How about buying a small one?Lu Tao thought to himself.

"Sir, do you want to buy a cake? It's new today, so fresh!" The clerk said with a smile, "Which flavor do you like? This cartoon is pretty good, kids will definitely like it!"

...Little, kid?

"Are you buying it for your daughter or your son?" The clerk asked with a smile, "You can also send greeting cards and small gifts with the cake."

"Forget it...forget it, just this bag of bread." Lu Tao was told that she didn't want to buy it.

Hmph, return my daughter and son...I don't know where my wife is yet!

When Lu Tao went back, he bought two more skewers of grilled squid, thinking about asking his younger brother to cook two more eggs.

A Land Rover passed majestically.

Yue Minglang didn't pay attention to the little rabbit in the crowd. He turned the steering wheel and drove the Land Rover onto the main road in front of everyone's eyes.

Lu Jun was stir frying squid when the door suddenly slammed loudly, he was startled, the lid of the pepper powder fell off, and all the pepper in a bottle was spilled into the pot.

Lu Tao rushed into the kitchen anxiously, sneezed like a machine gun with his hips on his arms.

Lu Jun quickly opened the window to breathe, and then helped his brother to the hall.

Lu Tao's eyes were red and teary, Lu Jun wiped his nose with a tissue, and joked with a smile: "Brother, don't be so excited, it's just a job, look, you are moved."

Lu Tao wiped his nose for a while before recovering, pinched his younger brother: "What are you cooking?"

"Squid... Oh, I forgot to turn off the fire!!!" Lu Jun ran back to the kitchen, and the squid was really burnt...

Lu Tao crossed his arms, leaned coolly against the door and sneezed: "... President Yue is here?"

"Ah, have you seen him?"

"I see." Lu Tao teased, "Why don't you keep him for dinner? Don't you like calling him over for dinner?"

"He's going to meet a client at night and eat outside." Lu Jun shoveled out the charred squid and threw it into the trash can, washed the pot and continued to fry it. He bought a lot of squid, and even if the pot broke, he still had a backup.

Lu Tao asked curiously, "Mr. Yue taught you?"

"Yeah." Lu Jun sighed, "I wanted to give you a surprise, but I didn't expect you to come back so soon... The cake is in the refrigerator, if you want to eat it, eat some first!"

"It's obvious that you want to eat!"

"Hey hey hey!"

The small cake was very delicate, decorated with strawberries and grapes, and there was a small sign made of chocolate inserted on the cake, which read: Happy Birthday Lu Tao!

Lu Tao was a little moved. He didn't expect his younger brother to be so considerate, so he ordered a cake earlier.

"Fortunately, Yue is always a platinum member." Lu Jun said while cooking, "Otherwise, this cake can't be made in time!"

"...Where are the platinum members?"

"Aisha Cake Shop!"

"When did he go?"

"It seems that not long after you left at noon, he said he had something to do. I guess he went to the cake shop at that time. In fact, I had already placed an order a few days ago, but there were too many queues. When he passed, my The order hasn't come in yet...Fortunately, he's a platinum member, so the store made it in a hurry!" Lu Jun shoveled out the squid, and sprinkled the remaining powder from the pepper cover on the squid.

"Then what about this?" Lu Tao brought over a gift box with a cute rabbit pattern printed on it, and a big bow tied with a blue ribbon.

"Boss Yue gave it to you."

Lu Tao took it apart and took out a big white and fat rabbit.

The big rabbit doll is holding a big chubby radish with a smile, with a bow tied around its neck and a ball of fluffy tail behind its buttocks. At first glance, it looks a bit like...

"Isn't this the fashion you're wearing!"

"Who is wearing it! Tell me clearly!"

"Your number looks really similar!" Lu Jun looked at the rabbit over and over again, the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, "Why don't you give it to me?"

"Why do you want this, old man?!" Lu Tao snatched the rabbit and ran into the room. The closet was full, the table was also full, and he didn't know where to put it, so he lifted the quilt and stuffed it on the bed.

There is one more dish for dinner than usual: fried squid.

Only fried squid can be imported.

Lu Tao sighed: "Why don't you ask Mr. Yue to teach you more dishes? Frying cabbage is also good..."

"Forget it, next time." Lu Jun picked up a black clump of vegetables and put them in his brother's bowl, "Eat it, it's still vegetables anyway."

After finishing his meal in a hurry, Lu Jun couldn't wait to eat the cake.

After the cake was put on the table, Lu Jun watched his brother put in the candles with bright eyes.

Lu Tao lit the candle and urged, "Okay, hurry up and make a wish."

Lu Jun: "..."

Lu Tao: "...Fuck! I should make a wish!"

Lu Tao clasped his hands together and heard the troublemaker nagging: "Marry a wife who can cook! A wife who can cook!"

Marry a wife who can cook...

Lu Tao started to think about it in his heart, and when he came back to his senses, he saw the troublemaker looking at him with a smirk on his face.

"Hey! If you marry a wife, you will be a wife. Hurry up and get out of singles!" Lu Tao blew out the candle.

"Bring Mr. Yue back!" The troublemaker winked.

Lu Tao held the troublemaker in his arms and beat him up, but the troublemaker picked him up and threw him on the bed, covering the quilt and screaming.

The arena at night is the busiest place in the game. As soon as World Invincible opened the room, Lulu Jiang came in with Little Sweetheart, and then the Third Prince and Da Seafood also came.

"I haven't called you yet, so fast!" Wu Di made a sweaty expression.

"When I saw you online, I knew it must be the arena. You really opened the biggest room!" The third prince laughed loudly, "A team battle?"

"Yes, team battle!" Wu Di put a password on the room, and he unlocked the password only after Nuhai Kuangtao and Ju Cilang came in.

As soon as the password was unlocked, n players rushed in immediately, but they had to queue up to come in. The level set by Wu Di was very high, and those who were not level enough could not join the team.

The one with the highest level is called the Supreme Powerhouse, who is equipped with gleaming equipment and is assigned to the opposing camp.

[Room] Supreme Powerhouse: "My friend is coming, can his friend make way?"

Ordinary players were abused when they formed a team, so the players gave way consciously, and then a few shining players joined the hostile camp.

[Room] Invincible: "Are these your friends?"

[Room] Supreme Powerhouse: "Yes."

[Team] Invincible in the world: "This guy looks so strong, look at his bow, it is the top-level shocking bow!"

[Team] Furious Sea: "Wow, really! How many bosses will it take to get all the materials?!"

[Team] Ju Cilang said to the raging sea: "Deal, accept."

[Team] Furious Sea: "?"

After the transaction between the two, Nu Hai Kuang Tao had a particularly cool magic staff in his hand.

Wu Di clicked on the equipment of Furious Sea and Kuangtao to have a look, shit!Nine-turn Resurrection Staff!At the same level as the Shocking Bow, it has its own blood-sucking attribute!

Wu Di was jealous, and pestered Lu Tao for welfare. Lu Tao is so sweaty, this kind of rare material cannot be distributed, and Ju Cilang must have collected materials for a long time to make this weapon.

Materials were limited, so Yue Minglang made them for him first.

[Private chat] Nu Hai Kuangtao said to Ju Cilang: "Thank you... and today's gift, um... very cute (*^__^*)."

[Team] Ju Cilang: "Just like it, and sleep with the rabbit to keep you warm."

Crowd: "???"

[Team] Jujiro: "Happy Birthday! (cake) (kiss)"

[Team] Invincible: (⊙▽⊙)! ! !

[Team] Epee Wufeng: (⊙▽⊙)! ! !

[Team] Lulu Sauce: (⊙▽⊙)! ! !

One column down and the screen swiped.

Lu Tao resignedly typed: "Honey, did you forget to switch the channel again?"

Yue Minglang quickly replied: "No, this is called a high-profile show of affection, do you understand?"

Lu Tao struggled for a long time and really didn't know how to answer the call, so he asked his younger brother to take over.

Lu Jun pushed his brother from the limelight to outer space again with one sentence: "Do you dare to blow the horn?"

Depend on!

Lu Tao circled his younger brother's neck and beat him, but he was thrown into the bed by his younger brother and covered with a quilt and beat him. When they sat back in front of the computer, a string of lace speakers flashing pink hearts swiped across the screen: "The sea of ​​anger Happy birthday Kuang Tao! Husband loves you!!! (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～(cake)(kiss)(flowers)”

"Brother, you really don't want to play anymore?" Lu Jun watched his brother get into the quilt.

"I want to be quiet..."

"Okay." Lu Jun reluctantly took over the computer and helped his brother play.

Lu Tao was worried about the competition, so he hid under the blanket for a while and then sneaked out.

At this time they had already started fighting.

The chat channel was blank, and both teams were commanding by voice.

Wu Di is currently leading a team that participates in competitive competitions. It is rare to meet a high-end opponent. Wu Di dare not neglect, especially the captain of the opponent, the Supreme Power. The archer's position is very special, which reminds him of a person.

Then, Wu Di discovered another problem.

Not only the supreme powerhouse, but the formation and style of play of the supreme powerhouse's entire team are very familiar to Wu Di.

Could it be them?

Wu Di manipulated Tian Tian Wu Di to throw a whirlwind sword, and combined with the epee Wu Feng's big move, sand and rocks flew across the screen.

The opponent didn't dodge, a warrior rushed forward and performed a big move, Hurricane Slash, the two storms collided together and blocked the sight, the supreme powerhouse bent his bow and set an arrow, and used the archer's strongest killing power Trick: Arrow Rain!

Light arrows fell from the sky like a storm, and fell to the ground without hurting anyone.

"Wow, this move is too dark!" Lu Jun gritted his teeth, if the captain hadn't told them to retreat in time, this move of Arrow Rain would probably take away half of the blood!

"Fortunately, we left early." Liu Wei wiped his sweat, "It's really too dangerous!"

puff--

There is a sound effect in the earphones.

what?

Everyone was looking around, and there was a loud bang beside them, and the strong airflow blew everyone to the top of the cliff.

"It's a bouncing mushroom!" Lu Jun suddenly realized, "An arrow probably hit the mushroom!"

"It's all right now, just lose your skills if you are condescending." Ao Lie said.

"No, I don't think it's that simple." Wu Di said solemnly.

Sure enough, another explosion sounded from the bottom of the cliff, and a group of people was blown up to the cliff by the air current.

The supreme powerhouse stood in front of the team, pointing at Wu Di with a bow and arrow.

Wu Di calmly typed: "Are you Xiaoqiang?"