Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

Chapter 43 Meet Netizens

Jucilang hadn't been online since that short-lived day.

The players in the guild sneaked over to protect him when the raging sea was leveling, shifting shifts, staying at the spot, no matter how bad the raging sea was, he was also their vice president, right?

A dignified vice president was bullied by other guilds, and he couldn't swallow this tone.

After several days of hard training, Lu Tao has already played well, and his competitive score has risen from zero eggs to double digits. When he went to the wild, he was ready to be beaten. After a few days of pk, it was a bit Addictive, he brushes monsters absent-mindedly, waiting for someone to fight him itchingly.

As a result, no one came.

Those who came to sneak attack were all cleared away by the players of the guild.

The Rage of the Sea ran for a few days without incident, during which time he rose to a level and bumped into several wild bosses.

When Raging Sea Kuangtao asked for help on the guild channel again, Wu Di sighed.

[Private Chat] The World Invincible said to Fu Hai Kuangtao: "Brother Tao, why are you so lucky! How many times did you hit him?"

Fu Hai Kuang Tao was probably busy running for his life, so he fell silent after sending out his coordinates.

The World Invincible hastily gathered members and led the team to run over, but Fu Hai Kuang Tao was still alive.

I saw the little rookie jumping up and down, avoiding the boss's skills, and throwing a flame ball back. The flame ball has a short cooling time and average attack power. Throwing it on the boss is like scratching an itch.

But after n minutes of continuous scratching, the boss's skin was broken, and the blood bar dropped to 95%.

[Nearby] Third Prince of the Dragon Palace: "Oh! Not bad! One person grinds 5% of the blood!"

[Nearby] Love to eat big seafood: "Yeah."

[Nearby] Lulu Sauce: "You really deserve to be the vice president! o(>▽<)o awesome~~!!!"

[Nearby] Sweetheart Weiwei: "1~o(>▽<)o"

[Nearby] Fat Uncle: "2~o(>▽<)o"

[Nearby] Invincible: "3~o(>▽<)o"

The following is all the way to 15~

[Nearby] Raging sea and raging waves: "Hurry up and come here!!"

As I was typing, the raging sea hit the boss's ultimate move, and he was honorably sacrificed.

The World Invincible blocked the boss with a sword block, and still took the time to type: "Brother Tao, you have made great progress. If you practice again, maybe you can kill the boss alone."

"Boss, are you kidding me!" Nu Hai Kuang Tao revived on the spot and joined the team of Invincible Under Heaven.

[Private chat] The world is invincible: "I'm serious, brother Tao, practice more, you can still be the main force in the competition!"

[Private Chat] Furious Sea: "It's enough to have Mr. Chrysanthemum."

[Private chat] Invincible under heaven: "When will he come back?"

[Private chat] Raging sea and raging waves: "It's a few days."

[Private chat] Invincible in the world: "Remember to bring someone over on weekends."

[Private chat] The raging sea: "..."

[Private chat] Invincible under heaven: "Speak!"

[Private Chat] Furious Sea: "Got it! qaq"

"Damn! It's late again!" Far away, the team leader stopped.

"Invincible Under Heaven and they have caught up again!" The team leader spoke in the guild channel distressedly, "We can only wait for the next boss."

Some players dissatisfied: "Let's grab him!"

Team leader: "I can't grab it."

"How do you know if you don't try?"

"You can go by yourself."

"Who else is going? Raise your hand!"

No one should.

The player moved the rescuer: "The president will grow up, let's go?"

The president had been pretending to be stupid, but when he saw being called, he could not speak, so he typed: "Busy."

"Wait until you're not busy."

"When I'm not busy, they're all done!"

"Then I'll call you next time!" The player's name is Whirlwind Boy. He hasn't played the game for a few days, and he still doesn't know what happened. Seeing that everyone is so useless, he really can't stand it anymore.

Facing this stubborn little brother, the president replied with an ellipsis.

Seeing that the chairman couldn't hold back his face, the team leader hurriedly interrupted and called Whirlwind Boy to join the team.

A group of people walked out of the city in a mighty manner, with Whirlwind Boy walking in the forefront, looking like a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers.

"Pay attention to the system announcement!" The team leader reminded.

As soon as the voice fell, a message popped up in the dialog box.

[System] The World Boss Undead Knight has appeared in Nether Valley, all brave warriors, hurry up and attack!

[System] Your enemy Kikujiro is online.

Crowd: "..."

Everyone pretended not to see the second message.

They ran all the way to the map of Nether Valley, and the team leader directed them to disperse to find the boss, and when they found it, they shouted the coordinates in the channel.

Not long after, an avatar on the panel went dark.

disconnected?The leader didn't care either.

Whirlwind boy was wandering around in Nether Valley aggressively alone, but he didn't find the boss, but saw a person.

Jucilang was still fighting with red flames on his body.

beat?Do not hit?

Whirlwind boy weighed it. He had heard of Jucilang's reputation, but he hadn't pk'd with him. He didn't know the power, but the bosses were already spawned, so it would be a waste of time to pk again.

Whirlwind Kid decided to ignore him

The two passed by.

Whirlwind boy adjusted his angle of view, and looked back at Ju Cilang, and Ju Cilang happened to look back at him.

"You weren't online a few days ago?" Ju Cilang asked something inexplicable.

"No, I took the exam a few days ago, and I just took it today." Boy Whirlwind is an honest and good student.

"Oh." Ju Cilang left.

Whirlwind Boy accelerated himself, and walked quickly on the map, and finally found the undead knight riding a horse behind the broken wall.

He hastily clicked on the team panel to call for someone.

As a result, all the avatars in the team went out, and when they were lit up, they also showed the status of "far away".

"What are you doing!" Whirlwind boy was so depressed, "Hurry up and start a monster!"

"Stop screaming, everyone in the team is dead!" The team leader was also very depressed, "Why are you all right?"

"What's going on? All hang up?"

"Hey, I was attacked by someone, break them down one by one!"

"Who did you meet?"

"Chrysanthemum Thorn Lang."

"Oh."

"Oh what! When you meet him, just wait and go back to the city!"

"I also met just now." Whirlwind boy typed, "But he didn't kill me?"

Crowd: "..."

The team leader called another group of people, and by the time they found the boss in a mighty way, it was already too late.

"Why did you come here?" Whirlwind Boy stood aside bitterly, "There are too many of them, I can't snatch them away."

The Invincible team directly dismounted the undead knight, a group of people beat the boss, and another group beat his horse.

But Ju Cilang rushed out from the crowd, the leader saw that it was not good, and hurriedly called people to retreat, Ju Cilang ignored Whirlwind Boy, and went straight to kill the leader.

[Private chat] The World Invincible said to Nu Hai Kuang Tao: "Call your husband back!"

[Private Chat] Nu Hai Kuang Tao said to Ju Cilang: "Come back!"

Ju Cilang ignored him, killed several players in one go, and continued to hunt down the leader, but he was alone and outnumbered. When the leader led the team to counterattack, Ju Cilang's health bar dropped a bit, Liu Wei quickly manipulated Little Sweetheart ran to brush his blood, and at the same time, Nu Hai Kuang Tao also rushed out of the team and ran towards Ju Cilang.

[Private chat] Nu Hai Kuang Tao said to Ju Cilang: "Forget it, don't talk to them."

[Private chat] Ju Cilang: "I killed mine, what does it have to do with you?"

[Private chat] Raging sea: "Don't you want to avenge me?"

[Private Chat] Ju Cilang: "Could it be?"

[Private chat] Raging sea and raging waves: "Isn't it?"

[Private Chat] Ju Cilang: "No, it's not!"

[Private Chat] Angry Sea and Kuangtao: "Okay, I believe it, you can do whatever you say."

The leader got angry when he fell down, and viciously threatened that the people who led the guild would fight him to the end.

Ju Cilang killed the leader again when he was resurrected on the spot.

After coming and going a few times, the leader lost his temper completely, and the others all returned to the city to be resurrected. It seemed too stupid for him to be resurrected in place and then killed.

But before going back, the team leader couldn't help asking him: "I have a grudge against you?! Do you want to stare at me like this?!"

"Have."

"What hatred?"

"If you kill my wife, I will kill you!"

The team leader suddenly understood, it turned out that the last time Ju Cilang was a flash in the pan, he wrote down the list of all the players who bullied the raging sea.

Lu Tao's character is relatively soft. Based on the principle that more things are worse than less things, big things are turned into small things, and small things are turned into small things... It's rare to be hard and want to be majestic but have more than enough energy.

Fortunately he has a powerful friend.

Lu Tao lit the cigarette and took a deep puff. He stared at the drifting smoke in a daze. He didn't hold his breath until the smoke reached the butt of the cigarette. He typed: "Go to the arena?"

The words were spoken to Jucilang.

Ju Cilang replied with one word: "Okay."

Then Ju Cilang withdrew from the team and returned to the city.

Losing a powerful battle force, Invincible is so depressed, severely condemned the raging sea, Lu Tao is so wronged, he originally wanted to fight the boss before going, but Ju Cilang left directly!

[Private chat] Ju Cilang: "Aren't you coming back?"

[Private Chat] Furious Sea: "Why are you leaving? You stopped fighting the boss?"

[Private Chat] Ju Jilang: "Didn't you say you want to go to the arena?"

Lu Tao returned him an ellipsis.

The World Invincible was urging Lu Tao to call Boss Ju back, but a white light flashed... Nu Hai Kuang Tao also withdrew from the team and returned to the city.

Since they learned the godlike title of "Perseverance", they all took off their armor and put on only their shorts, queuing up to beg for abuse.

The matching list is completely bare.

The competitive scores have undergone great changes. The world's invincible ranked first has fallen to over 300, and the scores of other masters have also dropped again and again.

Ju Cilang expressed that he was very puzzled.

He was so busy looking at the leaderboard, he didn't pay attention for a while, and was frozen into a big ice cube by the raging sea, and the raging sea took advantage of the opponent's immobility, and quickly made a few big moves, and successfully defeated Ju Cilang.

The competitive score of Furious Sea and Kuangtao finally climbed to one hundred, and then lost n games in a row, and the points became zero again.

[System] Congratulations to the player's score in Raging Seas and Storms reaching zero for the second time, and he has won the precious title: Peerless in the World.

10% movement speed

The player is fried again.

"What's the matter with this title?" Chen Jianfeng immediately knocked on his colleague.

The colleague pushed his glasses: "Oh, there are three hidden titles in the arena. The first time you clear it to zero is persevering. The second time you add a hundred and then clear it, you can get Unparalleled. The third time you add five thousand and then clear it to zero." There are only three things you can get."

"What is the attribute of nothing more than three?"

"Life 100%, all defensive attributes 10%."

Chen Jianfeng: "..." This is the title of a crispy-skinned cow that turns into a bloody cow? !

When Wu Di was smoking on the balcony, he happened to meet Chen Jianfeng. The two smoked side by side for a while, and Wu Di couldn't help but said, "Isn't it too tricky to hide the title? It's so tiring to use this."

"How do you call it a hidden title?" Chen Jianfeng glanced at him, "Why, back pain?"

"A little sour." Wu Di thumped his waist.

"It's strange, I didn't do anything to you, why is your back sore?"

"What, please explain clearly!"

"That's it." Chen Jianfeng quickly pecked Wu Di's face, and just as the two separated, a smoking light bulb walked around behind them.

The light bulb greeted them and lit a cigarette with the help of the fire.

The two of them had a guilty conscience, and their little hearts were jumping wildly, but their faces were very calm, watching the nose and the smoke.

There were a few more smoking light bulbs, Chen Jianfeng and Wu Di made way and stood in the corner.

The phone rang, Wu Di picked it up, answered a few times and hung up again.

"A business trip again?" Chen Jianfeng asked in a low voice.

"Well, I'm going out for a meeting in a few days."

"What about the party?"

"Let's go after the party."

"then what do I do?"

Wu Di glanced at him sideways: "Cold salad."

"Add sugar." Chen Jianfeng pouted.

Wu Di stared: Someone is watching you dare to kiss? !

Chen Jianfeng flattened his mouth: I dare not dare.

Wu Di: "No."

Chen Jianfeng: "Wait until we go back... huh!"

Wu Di: "..."

Wu Di, who has a sense of crisis, consciously stays away from the stinky hooligan when he is off work. Before he turned into an alley, the stinky hooligan grabbed him: "Hey, where are you going?"

"Can't you just walk around?"

"My wife, I was wrong qaq"

"You say it again?!"

"Husband, I was wrong qaq"

"Hmm." Wu Di patted Chen Jianfeng's head with a straight face.

Chen Jianfeng followed him all the way to the bachelor's apartment. The door was opened by a man with messy hair, who had obviously just woken up.

"This is my classmate, Xu Qiang." Wu Di introduced, "This is Xiao Jianfeng, you have seen it before."

Chen Jianfeng shook hands with him and came back to his senses: "Hey? Have you seen it?"

"Of course! That day you fell asleep with a fever and didn't know anything, and he came to treat you!"

Xu Qiang laughed and let them into the house.

Wu Di is a person who usually sees his head but never sees his tail. It is always important to find someone who comes to the door. Xu Qiang made a pot of tea, and after sitting down, he looked at Chen Jianfeng: "What's wrong?"

Chen Jianfeng pointed at Wu Di.

After Wu Di finished drinking the tea, he put the cup away: "My back hurts."

"Cupping or scraping?"

"Neither."

"Take off."

Wu Di took off his clothes and lay down on the sofa. Xu Qiang rolled up his sleeves and pressed on his waist, asking him if it was sore here or there.

Wu Di hummed comfortably as he hugged the pillow.

Chen Jianfeng was watching. Wu Di asked him if he wanted to press it too. Chen Jianfeng shook his head and said he wanted to learn from it.

"It's so complicated, look, the fingering method should be pinched like this, and concentrate on stimulating the acupuncture points." Xu Qiang held up his fingers to show him.

"It's not a doctor, why do you want to learn this?" Wu Di said.

Chen Jianfeng imitated Xu Qiang's fingering, and said seriously: "Go back and press it for you."

"This can't be learned in a day or two. If you want to learn, I can teach you. Come and find me if you have time~" Xu Qiang laughed.

"This guy is so boring on vacation recently, Jianfeng, if you don't feel well, just come to him." Wu Di turned his head, looked at his old classmate and smiled, "Xiaoqiang knows everything about surgery, internal medicine and pediatrics, even playing games. You are so good, you even formed a team with me and won awards back then!"

Xu Qiang sighed: "Since then you have degenerated and caused the motherland to lose a pillar. I deeply blame myself."

"Pretend, continue to pretend... Ouch!"

"Are you cool?"

"It's so cool! It's so cool! It's there!"

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

Xu Qiang stepped aside and said to Chen Jianfeng, "Come on, try it."

Wu Di turned his head and smiled, "Be careful not to break my waist."

"The waist is so brittle? Wafers?" Xu Qiang patted his old classmate's strong waist and squeezed it, "It feels good!"

"Get out!" Wu Di kicked him, and Xu Qiang laughed and hid aside.

Chen Jianfeng touched Wu Di's waist with warm big hands, and massaged gently under Xu Qiang's guidance. The touched skin seemed to be on fire and spread to his whole body. Wu Di buried his face in the pillow and remained motionless, ears Red became a big lantern.

While Xu Qiang was going to the toilet, Chen Jianfeng leaned into Wu Di's ear: "I seem to have a reaction, what should I do?"

"Are you dry firewood? Burn at one o'clock?" Wu Di kicked him, "How old are you, can't you bear it?"

Chen Jianfeng grabbed Wu Di's ankle and gently separated his long legs. Since Wu Di was lying on his stomach, the change in the crotch was not obvious.

Chen Jianfeng reached out his hand and felt a big thing pressed in his crotch.

"What is this?" Chen Jianfeng raised his eyebrows.

Wu Di: "...the tail."

"Why is it in front?"

"It grows in the wrong direction."

"Oh, it's really big." Through his pants, Chen Jianfeng rubbed the big Wu Wu's head...

When Wu Di came out of Xu Qiang's house, his face was very smelly.

Chen Jianfeng was like a big dog who did something wrong, waiting for him to scold him with drooping hair, but Wu Di didn't lose his temper, he adopted a cold war attitude and ignored the stinky hooligan.

The paper towel full of evidence was flushed into the toilet, Xu Qiang didn't notice anything strange about his old classmate.

The crotch was cleaned in time, and there was no water stain on the outer pants.

But the amount was too much, and the panties were almost completely soaked, sticking to the buttocks with stickiness, which was terribly uncomfortable.

Chen Jianfeng bought a box of black and white pairings at the canteen on the side of the road, caught up with Wu Di, and brought one to his lips.

"I was wrong." Chen Jianfeng said pitifully, "Don't be angry, can you give me another chance?"

Wu Di ignored him.

Stomach: "Gululu..." I'm hungry~

Chen Jianfeng rubbed Wu Di's stomach: "Good boy, don't bark, come and have a bite."

Wu Di said coolly, "Have you touched enough?"

"Is your waist still sore?"

"What do you say?"

"Go back and give you a press."

"Haven't you played enough?"

Chen Jianfeng: "..." qaq

The two of them ignited like dry firewood when they met a raging fire. Wu Di felt that his health would be too much for him to continue like this, and he had to calm down. It was fine to sleep together, but he wouldn't touch them.

It's as if a piece of barbecue is placed in front of a hungry big dog, but the owner tells him that he can only look at it but not eat it.

The big dog is very obedient, curled up in a ball when sleeping quietly, the warm lemon smell wafting over Wu Di's nose, Wu Di turned over, secretly buried his face in Chen Jianfeng's chest and arched, Chen Jianfeng peeked After staring at him for a while, Chen Jianfeng stretched out his hand to hug the sleeping big boss into his arms after the other party snored softly.

Chen Jianfeng got up early, and when Wu Di woke up, Chen Jianfeng had already started preparing breakfast.

The two just held back each other until the weekend.

Wu Di's waist started to hurt again.

Before going to the party, Wu Di asked Xu Qiang to have a look. Xu Qiang diagnosed it as a mild lumbar muscle strain. To put it bluntly, it was a lazy man's disease caused by sitting for too long or sleeping in the wrong position.Wu Di was so depressed. He often ran outside and didn't spend as much sitting time as Chen Jianfeng. Why did he get such a painful disease for no reason?

"It may also be that the sleeping posture is wrong and the muscles are injured." Xu Qiang said, "Don't be nervous, relax, and you will be fine after a few days of rest. Pay attention to sitting and sleeping postures, and move more."

The sofa in the tea restaurant was soft and comfortable. After Wu Di sat down, his waist began to turn sour again, so he could only lean on the back of the chair. Chen Jianfeng rubbed his back: "Sit down."

"Tired." Wu Di said lazily, "Anyway, I came early, and no one looked at me when I sat up straight."

"I'm looking."

"What do you see?"

"A big slob." Chen Jianfeng patted Wu Di, "Lie down on the table, and I'll give you two presses."

"What if they come?"

"We came half an hour early, it only takes you a few minutes to press two buttons!"

"What if it catches fire?"

"Is there a fire extinguisher?"

Wu Di didn't bother to explain to the idiot, just picked up the cup to drink tea when the door of the box opened.

It was Liu Wei who came in.

"Mr. Wu, he's here." Liu Wei stepped sideways to make way. In fact, he didn't turn sideways, and Wu Di also saw Lulujiang behind him.

Because Ling Lu is taller than Liu Wei, even if he is blocked by Liu Wei, there is no sense of mystery.

Wu Di was not surprised.

When Wu Di met Ling Lu for the first time, he gave him a gift bag card, but this card was used by the little sweetheart...that is, Liu Wei.

At that time, he realized that Ling Lu was by his side!

"Hi~ I'm Lulujiang~" Ling Xiaolu, who was blocked by Ling Lu, jumped out and greeted them cheerfully.

Wu Di: "..."

"Cough, actually that game account belongs to her." Ling Lu patted his sister's head, "She doesn't have time to play at school, so I usually help her practice."

That's right!

"Look, I'll just say it's him!" After they were seated, Wu Di winked at Chen Jianfeng.

"I lost!" Chen Jianfeng shook his head with a smile, and handed him a one-dollar coin.

After waiting for a few more minutes, the waiter opened the door and said, "Please come in."

Two young men walked in.

One of them was wearing small earrings, a T-shirt and jeans, and the other was in a suit and tie, looking straight and expressionless.

"Third Prince? Big seafood?" Wu Di asked.

The eyes of the man in the t-shirt lit up: "Are you invincible?"

"It's me." Wu Di shook hands with him and then with the man in the suit, calling them to sit down.

The man in the t-shirt is called Ao Lie, he is acquainted, and he can chat easily wherever he goes. The man in the suit is called Xu Hua, with a straight face and no expression.

When everyone was chatting enthusiastically, Wu Di seemed absent-minded, looking at the door frequently.

The main force is still short of Lu Tao and the mysterious Jucilang.

He had a premonition that this Jucilang was probably an old acquaintance.

Others were also infected by Wu Di's emotions and became nervous.

Time passed by every second.

Finally, the doorknob was moved with a click.

Lu Tao opened the door under the expectation of everyone...