Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

Happy Birthday Chapter 19!

Lu Tao recently discovered a problem.

In order to confirm his conjecture, Lu Tao specially asked his younger brother to come and play.

Jucilang took him to level up as usual, they fought monsters for a while, and Lu Tao saw Jucilang stop.

Lu Tao stared at the screen with wide eyes, roaring in his heart: Come——! ! ! !

Sure enough, a line of words popped out of Ju Cilang's head.

"Call a few times and listen."

Lu Tao stopped Lu Jun's hand.

"What's your name?" Lu Tao said.

"Call me husband." Lu Jun said.

"Idiot, I told you to answer what I said!"

"Why?" Lu Jun couldn't understand, "You are his wife, so of course you have to call him husband!"

I'm so angry that my brain hurts!

With a headache, Lu Tao pushed the big foodie away, and knocked himself: "What's your name?"

Jucilang: "..."

Raging sea and raging waves: "Big big?"

Ju Cilang: "...Well, let's call him Da Da, fifty times, don't stop."

Lu Tao: "..."

Nu Hai Kuangtao followed behind Ju Cilang with a big text bubble, and after running for a while, he called Lu Jun to play. , Ju Cilang took him to the usual leveling place, Ju Cilang was in charge of attracting monsters, and Nu Hai Kuangtao was in charge of clearing monsters. During the period, some players came to PK, Nu Hai Kuang Tao rushed faster than Ju Cilang.

After sending the sneak attacking players back to the city, Kikujiro stood still.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-! ! ! !

Sure enough, words bubbles appeared on Ju Cilang's head——

"I'm tired."

--What? !

Lu Tao's hands rested on the keyboard, wait, this is wrong!It wasn't long after playing, why did Yue Minglang suddenly shout that he was tired?

"I'll rest for a while, you come to fight." Ju Cilang didn't wait for him to agree, and sat under the tree by himself.

Lu Jun didn't mind, he ran around on the map, and his experience was on the head of the two of them. Lu Tao didn't understand what Yue Minglang wanted, so he had to sit obediently and watch Lu Jun play.

He watched and felt bored again, so he picked up his phone to play games.

When Ju Cilang was playing with his mobile phone, a line of text bubbles popped up.

"Call a few times." Ju Cilang said, "Give your husband some motivation."

When Lu Tao raised his head, fifty husbands were already on the head of the raging sea, and the big text bubble was still flashing with lace. Looking carefully, it turned out that the cute brother forgot to switch the channel again...

wrong--!

This, this, this is the world speaker...

"Brother, there are so many people who are private to you. You are really welcome!" Lu Jun pushed his brother who was huddled up on the bed.

"roll!"

"Brother, don't be angry, it's just a game..." Lu Jun hurriedly scooped up a spoonful of cake to feed his brother, "And Da Da also honked to clarify."

"How did he say?"

"He will kill whoever dares to ask you out."

"Well, it really looks like his style..."

Lu Tao was fed a mouth full of cream by his younger brother, so he simply sat up and grabbed the cake to eat by himself. In the game, the raging sea stood in the corner, with the experience points on his head constantly popping.

"I think he may have discovered us." Although Lu Tao refused to admit it, judging from Yue Minglang's attitude, the other party clearly discovered the two manipulators behind the raging sea.

When Lu Tao was playing, Ju Cilang didn't say a word, but when it was Lu Jun's turn to play, the other party urged him to call him husband.

Lu Jun brought a cake to eat with his brother. The two ate for a while, and Lu Tao suddenly thought of a question.

"Did you tell him that you are my younger brother?" Lu Tao asked.

"Ah? No."

"……real?"

"Really, he didn't ask, why should I say it?"

Lu Tao: "..."

Lu Jun: "???"

Lu Jun watched his brother fall on the bed again, and pushed him: "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

"I want to be quiet."

"Quiet is not here."

Lu Tao raised his foot and kicked him, Lu Jun rushed forward and beat his elder brother through the quilt. The two brothers beat back and forth for half an hour. Tired of playing, they lay side by side on the bed and fell asleep.

Lu Tao dreamed that he was back at the small noodle shop, and Yue Minglang was sitting beside him, playing with a chrysanthemum in his hand.

Hey wait... Shouldn't he be using chopsticks to string chopped green onions? !

Lu Tao was still thinking about it, and Yue Minglang came over and asked, "I wonder if your brother bought it? Oh, yes, he is your brother. Does he have any benefits?"

"...No, our company is very strict and won't give benefits casually."

"Oh..." Yue Minglang suddenly took out a small box from behind him, opened it, and there was a ring inside.

"Ru Tao." Yue Minglang said, "I bought you a wedding ring, and the advanced props are ready, let's get married."

let's get married...

Let's marry……

Lu Tao woke up sweating.

During the meeting, Chen Jianfeng noticed that Lu Tao was absent-minded.

Lu Tao twirled a pen and wandered in the sky, playing a sentence that Yue Minglang said to him over and over again in his mind: I wonder if your brother bought it?Oh, by the way, he is your younger brother, does he have benefits?

he is your brother...

your brother...

God——! ! !That old fox must have guessed that Lu Jun was actually his younger brother Lu Jun!

Maybe the gift of special products is actually to verify my guess? !

Lu Tao always thought that Yue Minglang was in the dark, but he didn't expect that he had already broken out of the drum, and threw them into the dark in turn!

Chen Jianfeng watched for a while, seeing Lu Tao's face changing like a traffic light, he couldn't help it, so he raised his hand and waved in front of his eyes.

Lu Tao returned to his previous boss appearance, and said with a serious face: "What's the matter?"

"Brother Tao, it's your turn to report..."

Lu Tao: "..."

After the meeting, Lu Tao was left behind. Today the game version updated with a new treasure map. Chen Jianfeng and Liu Wei went to the game to run the map. Of course, Lulu sauce was also there when Liu Wei was there, so the two formed a team at once. players.

"Make another one?" Lulu Sauce urged.

"Wait, he's not here yet."

"Who?"

"The world is invincible, great!"

After Chen Jianfeng finished typing, he turned to Liu Wei and said, "Remember, count to two before rolling the dice."

"Know it."

"What about him?"

"It's set up, and I chose to give up rolling dice." Liu Wei sighed, "He is really obedient."

Chen Jianfeng laughed out loud, Lulujiang really obeys his wife!

A few minutes later, Invincible went online.

Chen Jianfeng told him to download the dungeon, and the mobs in the new dungeon would randomly give out lucky gift packs.

Wu Di won a few gift bags, he was a little happy, today is his birthday, he didn't expect to be so lucky, he looked at the wall clock, um, it's time to go out after finishing this game.

"What's wrong, the points are so low, is there a bug?" Looking at the points cast by her wife, Lulu sauce expressed her dissatisfaction. Several times, she was a few digits behind the world's invincible, but the other party was more than a little sweetheart. It was a little bit higher, and he won all the gift bags!

Lulu sauce adjusted the settings, turned on the dice roll function, and finally won a big gift package for his wife when he rolled the dice again.

As a result, the little sweetheart came to the news.

"Don't vote."

"Why?" Lulujiang refused to accept, "He won all the gift bags! It's so strange, I'll get some for you!"

Liu Wei scratched his head and asked his girlfriend how to answer.

Chen Jianfeng only said one word: "Cry!"

So Little Sweetheart didn't say anything, and sent a row of tearful emojis, and Lulu sauce stopped talking, and when he rolled the dice next time, he really chose to give up.

After clearing the dungeon, they got a lot of rewards, especially Tianxia Wudi, all the things to roll the dice were in his bag, Tianxia Wudi was very generous and distributed the things to them.

Chen Jianfeng continued to ask him to download the dungeon, but Tian Wudi refused.

"I have something to do, I have to go out." Tian Tian Wu Di said.

The World Invincible went offline, and a few minutes later, Wu Di walked out of the office with a stack of documents.

He was in a good mood and hummed a little song when he left. Chen Jianfeng secretly looked at his back with a happy smile on his lips.

During the lunch break at noon, Chen Jianfeng went to the cake shop by car. The cake was ready and the packaging was very delicate and beautiful.

Chen Jianfeng took the cake home, and when he passed by the supermarket, he went in and bought two boxes of black and white. After thinking about it, he bought a few more tomatoes.

Today is Wu Di's birthday, let's fry his favorite tomato eggs for dinner.

After Wu Di went out in the morning, he still hadn't come back after get off work. Chen Jianfeng led the practice. After the training, it was already 08:30 when he got home.

Hei Hei was hungry, rubbing his legs to eat, Chen Jianfeng poured some dog food on the plate, then sat on the sofa and watched Hei Hei eat.

Hei Hei ate with relish, and Chen Jianfeng became more and more hungry the more he looked at it. He picked up the phone and clicked on Wu Di's interface, but he couldn't press it for a long time.

It seems inappropriate for a subordinate to ask the boss about his whereabouts, right?

Forget it...

Chen Jianfeng fried some food for himself and ate a casual meal. At about ten o'clock, he took the cake out of the refrigerator.

The greeting card was placed on the cake, and Chen Jianfeng sat beside him a little nervously.

Lu Tao said that since Wu Di started the company, he has been very busy, and sometimes he even forgot his own birthday.

Occasionally, I remembered that it was just asking some friends out for a drink.

Lu Tao thought about throwing him a birthday party several times, but Wu Di was either out of town and couldn't come back, or he was working overtime and had no time to play.

So dragging on, he hasn't had a full birthday yet.

Chen Jianfeng was a little sleepy, lying on the table thinking about squinting for a while, but fell asleep suddenly, he dreamed that Wu Di came back, he was surprised to see the cake on the table, then Chen Jianfeng put candles on the cake, sang birthday song, Going through the birthday process in an old-fashioned and tacky manner, Wu Di blushed like a big tomato when he held the birthday card.

then……

Chen Jianfeng dreamed that he leaned forward and kissed Wu Di on the forehead.

Chen Jianfeng was sleeping soundly, and there was Susu's numbing pain in his leg. He looked down, and it turned out that Heihei was gnawing on his leg.

The time on the phone showed 03:30 in the morning, Chen Jianfeng stretched his waist, picked up the puppy and smiled, "Hei Hei, this is not ham sausage."

"Wang~"

Chen Jianfeng put the cake back in the refrigerator, took out the dog food and fed it, but Hei Hei refused to eat it, as if he had completed the task, he yawned and groped into the den.

A week later, when Chen Jianfeng came home from get off work, he saw Wu Di looking through the refrigerator.

He seemed very hungry, he took out an apple and peeled it a few times before gnawing on it.

Chen Jianfeng happened to buy donuts, handed him the bag, put on his apron and went into the kitchen, Wu Di ran into the kitchen with donuts in his mouth to see what was for dinner, Wu Di was surprised when he saw the big tomato in the trash can Said: "Why don't you want this tomato?"

"broken."

"Broken?" Wu Di poked it, and it really was, a soft hole was made with a poke.

"Here is a bag, eat fresh ones." Chen Jianfeng took out the tomatoes and washed them. Wu Di helped chop the green onions next to him. The two prepared the dishes together. A short stubble appeared on Wu Di's chin. Chen Jianfeng was curious. He said, "Mr. Wu, where have you been these few days?"

"Oh, it's a long story." Wu Di sighed, he thought he would come back soon, but unexpectedly he walked away for a week.

In fact, the matter is very simple. A big client went out temporarily, and even Wu Di went out with him. The two of them have cooperated for many years, and they have almost become good buddies called brothers. So the client took Wu Di to meet other bosses, and ran down together. , Even accidentally negotiated several advertising projects.

Dinner was a few simple stir-fries. Heihei smelled it and raised his head to sniff. Chen Jianfeng divided some lean meat into his meal. Seeing Wu Di and Heihei gobbling it up, Chen Jianfeng felt special. interesting.

Wu Di ate and drank enough, nestled on the sofa and watched TV.

A beautiful greeting card was handed over.

"Well...although it's a bit late." Chen Jianfeng took a breath and said nervously, "Sheng...shengsheng..."

Wu Di teased: "What do you think about having a boy and a girl?"

Emma, ​​boss, you really know how to joke, how can it be born without sowing seeds!

Wu Di opened it, and the greeting card said happy birthday to him.

Along with the greeting card, a box of black and white matching was handed over. Wu Di was a little moved, so he unwrapped the package and gave one to Chen Jianfeng.

"Happy birthday." Chen Jianfeng said.

"Thank you." Wu Di was so happy, he smiled and patted his head.

Chen Jianfeng squinted his eyes comfortably, and rubbed Wu Di's hand.

That night, Wu Di suffered from insomnia, his mind was full of Chen Jianfeng who was shaking his ears and tail.

There is still a furry feeling in the palm, soft, furry...

——No no no! ! !

Wu Di couldn't fall asleep, so he got up to play the game. He had a habit. The first thing he did every time he played the game was to click on the friend list.

Epee Wufeng is really online.

[Private chat] Invincible in the world: So late and still not sleeping?

[Private Chat] Epee Wufeng: Can't sleep.

[Private chat] Invincible in the world: go, PK go!

The two entered the arena with a tacit understanding. At first, Wu Di was worried that the opponent would let the water go. After three rounds of fighting, the epee Wufeng won all three sets, and Wu Di finally breathed a sigh of relief.

After the two came out of the arena, they downloaded the dungeon, and the dungeon was cleared quickly. Epee Wufeng suggested to go to the cliff to play.

Since the guild war, there has been an endless stream of people jumping off the cliff. Everyone wants to learn the top couple skills. There are quite a few people jumping under the cliff in the middle of the night. Jumped easily to the top of the cliff.

The sea of ​​stars is vast, and the petals are flying.

It's a pity that the night is so dark that I can't see the world under my feet clearly.

There was a popping sound in the earphone, and a big peach heart exploded on the screen.

Epee Wufeng was throwing fireworks into the sky one by one. The brilliant fireworks spread out, and many pink hearts, big and small, bloomed one after another in the night sky.

Chen Jianfeng operated continuously at an extremely fast speed, and the last two fireworks bloomed almost at the same time, and the two big hearts cuddled together intimately.

"Do you like it?" Epee Wufeng asked.

It's a pity that there is no hand in hand emoticon in the game, well, it should be possible to develop it and use it as a privileged emoticon for couples.

Chen Jianfeng was writing in his notebook, and when he looked up, a text bubble appeared on Tian Tian Wu Di's head: "The effect is good, but the sound sounds like farting."

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

Chen Jianfeng's plan was passed at the meeting.

The development of husband and wife emoticons can promote marriage matching, thereby driving a series of paid projects.

Although Wu Di, Lu Tao and Liu Wei were unwilling to do so in their hearts, there was no other way, the trend of the times.

Fortunately, there is no kissing function in the husband and wife skills, only hugging, holding hands, shoulder pats and other incomparably harmonious and beautiful small movements, and there is a distance limit to activate the skill, and it cannot be used if it exceeds one meter, so the solution is very simple, as long as the distance One meter away from s/he/he is fine.

After the version update, there were no major problems. In the afternoon, Wu Di led the team to play. A colleague in the team injured his foot, and Lu Tao replaced him.

During the intermission, Lu Tao handed Wu Di a bottle of water, and the two chatted about new projects while drinking.

"Which props are going to be modeled?" Lu Tao asked.

"The newly added supply items, three bottles of life and three bottles of mana, go back to the whole event and push it." Wu Di said.

Cooperating with ●Shifu Company, the other party wants to use the game to advertise. The game needs to add the latest taste of nutrition ●line and ●Shifu instant noodles as new forms of life medicine and mana medicine.

After Wu Di drank a bottle of water, he suddenly remembered that there was still a cake to be promoted.

"I'll send you the file when I get back." Wu Di said, "The themes are cheese, black forest, and pink fairy tales."

"The Black Forest is chocolate, I know, but what is a pink fairy tale?"

"Strawberry flavor~"

"I'm hungry, what should I do if I want to eat cake?"

"There are oh dears in the game."

Lu Tao patted Wu Di and laughed. During the meeting this morning, Wu Di also revealed that the game will be integrated with some daily necessities, such as LG, Hermes... In addition, the company will also cooperate with film manufacturers to make a movie with the game as the background.

Movies are the company's key projects, and Wu Di personally checks them out.

He was thinking about the movie in his mind, but his eyes followed the figure running on the field unconsciously.

Everyone collectively stopped him, but Chen Jianfeng ran and jumped with the ball, raised his hand and dunked.

"Is the cake good?" Lu Tao suddenly said, "My brother recommended it!"

"What cake?"

"The one from Aisha Cake Shop."

Wu Di was at a loss: "What do you like and don't like?"

Lu Tao was surprised: "Ah, didn't he buy you a cake?"

"Who?"

"Chen Jianfeng..." Seeing the other party's surprised expression, Lu Tao suddenly understood.

He thought Wu Di would go back to eat at night before leaving, but he didn't know it at all!

Chen Jianfeng didn't say anything either!

These two idiots!What about husbands and wives? Husband and wife!

After playing, Wu Di said that he would go back to take a shower first, and while Chen Jianfeng was going to the supermarket to buy vegetables, Wu Di sneaked into a nearby cake shop.

That night, there were two small gift boxes on the table.

Chen Jianfeng opened the gift box and looked at Wu Di with a puzzled face.

Wu Di shared a fork with him and urged: "For dessert after dinner, eat more."

"that……"

"One for each person, don't be greedy, be careful of getting fat."

Chen Jianfeng really wanted to say that he was full, and he would be raw if he ate any more, but seeing Wu Di's look of anticipation, Chen Jianfeng dug up the cake and started eating.

A big strawberry was put on the cake, Wu Di emphasized: "Strawberry cake."

Chen Jianfeng: "Shoot! (Thank you)"

Heihei also got a small piece of cake. After eating it, he stretched out his pink tongue to lick his nose, and there was a small piece of cream after licking it. Wu Di gently wiped it off with his fingers.

"Woof~" Hei Hei shook his tail gratefully.

"Is it delicious?" Wu Di asked.

"good to eat!"

"have you eaten?"

"full!"

Wu Di: "...I'm not asking you."

Chen Jianfeng touched his nose: "Well, I helped it translate."

Cream was on Wu Di's mouth, and Chen Jianfeng reminded: "Cream."

"Oh." Wu Di licked it.

Chen Jianfeng: "There are more."

Wu Di licked it again: "Are you ready?"

"and also."

"..." Wu Di's tongue was not long enough.

Chen Jianfeng's face was enlarged in front of his eyes, Wu Di was startled, thinking that he was going to kiss him, but he stretched out his finger and gently wiped away the ball of cream.

Chen Jianfeng smiled and said, "Why are you so nervous? Do you think I want to kiss you?"

"Do you dare?" After Wu Di finished speaking, he immediately regretted it.

What if people really dare to do that?

Of course Chen Jianfeng didn't dare.

He slowly put his finger to his lips, stuck out his tongue and licked it.

At night, Wu Di had a dream. He dreamed that a big dog pressed his face and licked his face. The big dog licked and licked and turned into Chen Jianfeng. Kissing each other deeply, and when their lips parted, the two pressed their foreheads out of breath, and he heard Chen Jianfeng murmur: "My wife's smell is so sweet."

The smell of my wife...

Wife's...

Wu Di woke up drenched in sweat.