Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

Chapter No.16 Be serious!

Chen Jianfeng turned off the stove and stirred the preserved egg and lean pork porridge in the pot.

Wu Di chopped ginger and sprinkled it into the porridge, curiously asked, "Why don't you cook plain porridge?"

"He likes porridge with preserved egg and lean meat... Do you have enough taste?"

Chen Jianfeng blew a spoonful of porridge and handed it to Wu Di's lips. Wu Di tasted it lightly, wow, it's so fresh!

"Enough flavor, don't make it too salty." Wu Di licked his mouth.

"it is good."

Chen Jianfeng filled a bowl for the big greedy cat to satisfy his cravings. After the big greedy cat finished eating the porridge, he went to the cabinet. Chen Jianfeng tidied everything up neatly, but the place where he put his things was extremely weird. There was a pile of snacks in the medicine box, which seemed to be in the cabinet where the snacks were placed. In fact, there is a stack of magazines.

Wu Di turned around for a while and became discouraged, so he raised his head and asked him, "Is there any cold medicine?"

"Yes." Chen Jianfeng dug out a box of cold spirits, Wu Di took a look, well, it's two years out of date.

The drawer was full of dust, and it was unclear how long Chen Jianfeng hadn't touched the contents, so Wu Di simply pulled out the drawer and threw the expired medicines into the trash can.

After tidying up, I found that the drawer was empty.

All medicines are expired...

Wu Di was convinced, and asked him, "No ice packs?"

"what?"

"Where's the cooling pad?"

"?"

"Okay." Wu Di picked up the wallet and keys, "I'll go out and buy some."

Wu Di walked to the door and couldn't help but ask him, "Do you not take medicine when you are sick?"

"Don't eat."

"Then what to eat?"

"Drink water and sleep."

Wu Di: "...Hah!"

Chen Jianfeng: "Have a cold? Well, I remember there is a box of medicine under the sofa..."

"No need." Wu Di sniffed and emphasized, "Drink water and sleep!"

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

Liu Wei was lying on the bed sickly, with a faint blush on his face.

He has a weak physique, and he always caught colds when he was a child. Under Chen Jianfeng's supervision, he ran and skipped rope.

Chen Jianfeng pushed him and told him to get up and drink porridge.

Liu Wei raised his eyelids and said listlessly, "I have no strength."

Chen Jianfeng sat on the bed and helped him up, let him lean in his arms, and fed Liu Wei spoonful after spoonful of cool food.

Wu Di came back with a bag of medicine and bought a few special donuts.

Although today is the weekend, as the big boss, Wu Di is very busy. He has to meet a client in the afternoon, and after a quick lunch, he goes out.

"Are you coming back to eat at night?" Chen Jianfeng chased him to the door and asked him.

"Not going back."

"Oh, the road is slippery in rainy days, be careful."

Wu Di curled his lips: "Is there still a goodbyekiss?"

Chen Jianfeng was happy, and pouted: "Well, come on."

Wu Di laughed and scolded: "Come back and teach you a lesson!"

Liu Wei fell asleep again after eating the porridge. Chen Jianfeng cleaned up the table and turned on the computer to play games. Not long after he went online, a message popped up in the dialog box. Chen Jianfeng thought he read it wrong. He rubbed his eyes and saw the name clearly , Chen Jianfeng was flattered, my God, that noble and glamorous President Ju actually talked to him!

The noble and glamorous Mr. Ju only sent three words: Are you here?

Chen Jianfeng thought to himself, Emma, ​​don't you only have Brother Tao in your eyes?How did you say hello to me?

He hastily typed: "Mr. Ju is good!"

"Ju, your sister!" Ju Cilang showed an angry expression, "I am your brother Tao!"

Huh?Chen Jianfeng was shocked, glanced at the friend list, and typed: "Brother Tao, have you been with Mr. Ju?"

"That's right, Mr. Ju didn't have time to play, so your brother Tao helped him."

"Who is that raging sea?"

"My brother."

"Oh."

"Let's go, go to the copy."

Assassin is a very demanding job. Yue Minglang played it easily, but he seemed clumsy when he reached Lu Tao's account. After he dodged and hit a monster for the nth time, Ju Shilang was submerged by the pile of monsters and turned into a corpse lying on the ground .

Gold coins exploded in a circle, as if hitting a boss.

Chen Jianfeng is so sweaty. Fortunately, Brother Tao is playing a mage, so he just needs to stand up and output. Otherwise, if he plays an assassin, he would be a professional trick for his teammates!

Lu Tao hung up all the way, the gold coins dropped and dropped, and let his younger brother pick them up. After Nu Hai Kuang Tao picked up the gold coins again, a message popped up in the system: Congratulations to the player Nu Hai Kuang Tao for winning the title of Wealthy Country!

"Oh, this title has an attached skill!"

"do not……"

Before Lu Tao had time to type, he saw the raging sea waved his hand, and a golden light shot directly at the boss. This trick is called Big Deal, and as soon as the skill is released, most of the boss's blood will be killed in seconds!

"Wow! What a great skill!" Lu Jun stared wide-eyed, "It's only a ten-second cooldown? Bro, are you sure this isn't a bug?!"

Lu Tao didn't have the energy to complain about this big idiot. The skill of throwing a lot of money was planned by him himself. Could he not know what the result would be after throwing it?This move is to throw away all the gold coins in the backpack, and the damage of the gold coins is equal to the number of gold coins in the backpack, the more gold coins you bring, the more powerful this move is, yes, if this move is done by Jujiro Fighting, the boss doesn't know how many times he can hang up.

So this sky-defying skill is only effective against monsters, and it is forbidden to use it during pk.

Unless there is too much money and no place to spend it, players in the game generally will not use this skill easily.

Seeing that the boss was about to lie down, his cute younger brother spent a lot of money and lost all the money in the backpack!Light!up!

"Ah, why are my gold coins gone?" The cute little brother realized later, "Brother, I have no money!"

"How much?"

"Five thousand?"

Lu Tao traded him [-] yuan.

Anyway, it's not your own money in your pocket, so it's not for nothing, isn't it?

Lu Jun is a bit addicted to losing money, and the feeling of swiping a tube of blood in seconds is really great!

What should I do if I don't have enough money?Just ask my brother for it!

The three of them played very fast in the dungeon, all thanks to Lu Jun spending a lot of money all the way. When they got out of the dungeon, Ju Cilang's gold coins were still a long string of numbers, and what was consumed was only a drop of water in the sea!

The three of them played until the evening, and each of them was promoted to a level. Liu Wei actually woke up a long time ago, listening to the crackling sound of the keyboard, he really wanted to play, but it was so comfortable to turn on the air conditioner and cover the quilt.

It wasn't until he was hungry that Liu Wei clamored to eat. He slept all day and woke up feeling much better. He finished a bowl of porridge by himself and ate a few donuts.

After Chen Jianfeng casually ate dinner, he continued to play games. Liu Wei sat beside him and watched him play.

"Do you want to play? I have a laptop."

"No, I'll watch you play."

Liu Wei knew in his heart that the rental house where his best friend lived used the broadband in the village in the city, and one line was used by n residents, so it was impossible for two game accounts to go online at the same time.

"It's okay." Chen Jianfeng said, "The computer is there, you can connect to the Internet by yourself."

"Not stuck?"

"how could be?"

"Why not?"

"I changed the network." Chen Jianfeng said happily, "It's no problem to download movies while playing!"

oh!Liu Wei understands!

Wu Di must have switched to another network. This little expense is nothing to the big boss. The big boss has his own house, so he rented this rental house for convenience!

While fiddling with the computer, Liu Wei was still thinking, why is his presence in the main palace getting weaker and weaker...

After Liu Wei went online, he naturally attracted his husband Lulujiang, and then Chen Jianfeng called Uncle Fat and the Third Prince to download a new team instance together.

After the dungeon came out, Uncle Fat said he was going to level up, so he ran to the field alone. After a while, there was news that Uncle Fat had been killed.

The players who killed him happened to be the group of people who chased and killed the raging sea. The news that the big local tyrant fat uncle was killed was like a signal, and the other party's guild officially issued a guild battle invitation.

Originally, the invitation needs to be confirmed by the president Tianxia Wudi, but Tianxia Wudi is not online, so this pop-up window falls to the vice president Nu Haikuangtao.

Lu Tao turned his head and said, "Don't..."

Lu Jun: "Huh?"

"... Where's the frame?"

"Clicked."

Lu Tao: "..."

Lu Jun muttered: "Really, this thing popped up suddenly, it scared me!"

Without further ado, Lu Tao jumped up and wanted to beat up the idiot, but Lu Jun raised his hand and threw him into the bed. Lu Jun picked up the quilt and wrapped him up on his brother, wrapping him in his arms and beating him until he screamed.

Well, they have played this beating game since they were young, no matter how angry they are, as long as Lu Tao is beaten up, his anger will disappear. Well, although Lu Tao is always the one who gets beaten...

The guild battle is scheduled for next week, there is plenty of time for preparation, and there is a very powerful operator in the guild, Chen Jianfeng is not too worried.

At around ten o'clock in the evening, Chen Jianfeng came out of the shower when he heard someone knock on the door.

He opened the door and found that Wu Di was being supported by the taxi driver. It turned out that the driver saw that he was so dizzy that he couldn't walk steadily after getting out of the car, so he kindly helped him up.

Chen Jianfeng took Wu Di and thanked the driver repeatedly. The driver waved his hand and left. Chen Jianfeng and Liu Wei helped the big boss into the room. The big boss was snoring when he was hanging on them, and fell asleep standing up.

Wu Di would become confused when he was drunk, and when he was sober, he could not remember when he was drunk, so Chen Jianfeng and Liu Wei quickly stripped Wu Di and wiped him all over his body.

Wu Di scratched the fur underneath, and said vaguely: "Wipe!"

"Wipe it well!" Chen Jianfeng wiped him indiscriminately, but the sensitive little Wu Wu raised his head vigorously, well, Chen Jianfeng could only pretend not to see it, and waited for him to put on his underwear, Wu Di Refusing to wear it, he kicked his legs and twisted his waist, and finally hugged the quilt tightly with his hands and feet.

Wu Di's quilt smelled faintly of French incense. He closed his eyes and sniffed it, then threw the quilt away with a look of disgust.

Chen Jianfeng took the opportunity to put on his underwear, picked up the quilt and covered him, Wu Di kicked and kicked...

There was no other way, Chen Jianfeng had no choice but to bring his own quilt to cover him.

Wu Di hugged the quilt and smelled the smell of lemon, and sneezed after smelling it, he raised his face in a daze: "Huh?"

"President Wu?" Chen Jianfeng called softly.

Liu Wei came in with strong tea: "Mr. Wu, drink some tea."

Wu Di opened his eyes slightly, his eyes were loose, he seemed to be looking at him, but he didn't seem to be looking at anything.

Seeing Wu Di's dizzy look, Chen Jianfeng said to Liu Wei, "Let's put this away first, you go take a shower first, you have to go to work tomorrow."

Liu Wei took his clothes and went to take a shower. Although Wu Di was drunk, he was still conscious. When he heard the word "go to work", he suddenly said, "You, go run the dungeon..."

"What?"

"Newly opened...what's the picture here...go for a run..."

"Good good."

"Go to my account and have a look, and help me finish the task by the way." Wu Di closed his eyes, but his words became more and more clear. Chen Jianfeng really doubted whether Wu Di was drunk or awake?But Wu Di's next sentence made Chen Jianfeng confirm that the big boss was really drunk.

"Lu Tao, give me some money..."

"Good good."

"Hmm... account number... what's the account number..." Wu Di snorted for a while, and Chen Jianfeng was about to leave when he continued, "Account...the pinyin of my name and the q number...the password? Hmm ...my birthday and my phone..."

"Okay, okay!" Emma seemed to know something important!

There's nothing to say to a drunk, just coax him to sleep, but Wu Di didn't want to sleep, so his eyes opened again, and he cursed, "What are you doing here? Turn on the computer!"

Chen Jianfeng had no choice but to turn on the computer, pretend to open the game icon, and asked, "You...what is your birthday?"

Wu Di read it again, Chen Jianfeng calculated it carefully, ouch, it happens to be next month!

He turned his head secretly, and found that Wu Di was squinting his eyes to supervise him. There was no other way, so Chen Jianfeng had no choice but to continue to pretend to fill in the account and password to log in, but...

Account error?

Chen Jianfeng knocked again.

"Your account number is wrong?" Chen Jianfeng said.

"What's wrong?" Wu Di was impatient.

"Prompt that there is no such account, Mr. Wu, is your name pinyin?"

"That's right!"

"Then you try again?"

Wu Di despised: "Cut, I can't even understand the little pinyin, wuli, do you understand? wuli!"

Chen Jianfeng tried it, and he really climbed up...

But shouldn't the name of the big boss be Wudi? !

Chen Jianfeng decided to keep this secret in his heart, and when he entered the character panel, he discovered an even bigger secret.

That familiar figure is standing in the character selection box, and there is a long string of new trumpets in the character column...

Chen Jianfeng looked back guiltily. Wu Di closed his eyes and fell asleep facing him.

Well, it's better to pretend it never happened...

Wu Di slept until noon the next day. To be precise, he was woken up by Lu Tao's phone call.

Lu Tao can be regarded as half of the vice president and secretary in the company, and he handles all the meetings. Lu Tao urged him to come to the meeting on the phone. When Wu Di sat up, he felt dizzy and his head was about to burst. He lay back uncomfortable, and Lu Tao guessed from his movement that he must be drunk again.

Lu Tao sighed faintly: "Okay, you have a good rest."

Wu Di picked up the phone and found a cup of tea and a thermos on the small table.

Wu Di was thirsty. After drinking the tea, he unscrewed the thermos bottle, and the porridge with preserved egg and lean meat was smelling hot and fragrant.

When Chen Jianfeng came back from get off work, Wu Di was still sleeping, but the cup and thermos on the table were empty. He refilled a cup of plain water and put it on the small table beside the bed together with the donuts.

After dinner, Chen Jianfeng went into the room to play games.

Nu Haikuangtao and Ju Cilang were both online, Chen Jianfeng poked Ju Cilang with an itchy hand.

The noble and glamorous Mr. Ju only replied coldly: "Get lost!"

Well, Mr. Ju's real body is back...

Chen Jianfeng had no choice but to poke the raging sea: "Brother Tao, download a copy?"

Raging Sea Kuangtao: "Okay."

Chen Jianfeng couldn't call Ju Cilang, what if he wanted to call Ju Cilang to download the dungeon together?Just go to his little follower directly!

It's like calling Lulujiang, Chen Jianfeng can't call him, just call Liu Wei!

A few people quickly joined the team, the third prince was fighting a boss in the wild and was busy, and the fat uncle was setting up a stall and he was probably busy. When Chen Jianfeng opened the guild list and wanted to find someone to come in, the name of Invincible Under Heaven lit up.

World Invincible is a very responsible president. The first time he went online, he checked whether Epee Wufeng was online or not. Then he opened the guild panel with his second eye and found that there was an extra system announcement.

"Ah, there is a guild war?"

Raging Sea Kuangtao: "Yeah."

Wu Di doesn't care, he just fights, he likes pk the most!

Wu Di followed Chen Jianfeng and the others to play the dungeon. Chen Jianfeng seemed absent-minded. After passing the dungeon easily, Wu Di's hands were itchy and he wanted to go to the arena with him.

Just go, the boss wants to choose, he must accompany him as a subordinate, right?

After a few strokes, the epee has no front to stand up to the corpse.

Wu Di looked at the corpse on the screen in disbelief, what did he do just now?

"Come again!" said Invincible Under Heaven.

The epee Wufeng came back to life, the two started fighting, and within a short while, the epee Wufeng was dead again.

"It's so powerful." Epee Wufeng kept popping pink bubbles on his forehead.

"Come on, can you be serious?"

"Okay." The epee Wufeng came back to life, "I slipped just now, this time I'm going to be serious! Look after me!"

The epee charged forward without a front, and stood up gorgeously.

Ouch, strange?Wu Di felt so at a loss, when did he become so strong?

Epee Wufeng was lying on the ground, looking very shocked. Wu Di was a little happy. He went out to fill the cup with water, just as Chen Jianfeng came out of the room with the cup in his hand. The two met face to face. He smiled naturally: "Mr. Wu."

Look, it hit people like this!

"Playing games?" Wu Di said in a relaxed tone.

"Ah."

"Did you lose? Seeing that you are not in a good mood?"

"I lost."

"It's okay, it's just a game, don't worry too much about it." Wu Di walked to the water dispenser humming a little tune, and suddenly turned around and asked, "Did I get drunk last night?"

"drunk."

"Didn't do anything to you?"

"……No."

Chen Jianfeng's lemon-flavored quilt was still carelessly placed on Wu Di's bed. Wu Di obviously didn't notice the problem, and he suddenly realized it when he returned with the cup in his hand.

The quilt taken out of the dryer exuded a warm lemon smell. Chen Jianfeng walked into the hall with the quilt in his arms, just in time to see Wu Di sneaking towards his room with the quilt in his arms.

was found!A look of embarrassment flashed across Wu Di's face, but he quickly calmed down and said expressionlessly, "Well, your quilt..."

"Oh, so I went to your place." Chen Jianfeng took the quilt and patted it, "It's not good."

Wu Di: "..."

Wu Di looked down at the warm sheet stuffed into his hand, Chen Jianfeng smiled and said, "It went into the washing machine, there's nothing we can do about it, we have to wash it."

"Well, that's really bad, running around." Wu Di patted the quilt, thought for a while, and said emphatically, "It's not my father's fault!"

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

The sheets exuded a pleasant lemon smell, and Wu Di was in a particularly good mood. He directly held his son and sat back in front of the computer, letting him lie on his lap.

Epee Wufeng was revived, and was standing listlessly in front of Tian Tian Wu Di.

Wu Di just didn't believe this evil, and typed: "Why do I always win?"

"Because you are so powerful!"

"This shouldn't be! You must have let the water go, right?" Wu Di typed with a serious face, the font was highlighted and bold, and gleamed from Tianxia Wudi's head, "I'll give you one last chance, you take care of yourself Hit it, put the water again, I'm going to be angry!"

"Okay." Chen Jianfeng really had nothing to do with him, and deliberately lost to make him happy, but he didn't appreciate it.

In the last game, Tianxia Invincible lost as he wished.

Wu Di finally cheered up.

"That's right! I don't need water or something!" Wu Di typed excitedly, "Even if you don't release water, I will..."

Uh... the smart Wu Di stopped in time.

Epee Wufeng: "Losing?"

Invincible: "Shut up!"