Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

Chapter 14 Jump off the cliff together!

Lu Jun shoveled out the poached egg and called out, "Brother, take out the food."

Lu Tao walked in with a yawn, and was shocked when he saw the lump: "What is this?"

"Poached eggs!"

"Why is it dark?"

"It's burnt." Lu Jun threw a handful of vegetables into the wok and stir-fried them a few times. The billowing smoke from the wok made them cough again and again. Lu Jun is so good at frying vegetables that can create a fire scene.

Lu Tao opened the window and scolded him: "Why don't you order takeaway!"

"You said you want to eat my cooking!"

"how is this possible!"

"Really, I asked you what you want to eat, and you said whatever you want and tell me to do whatever I like."

"My brain must have been kicked by a donkey!"

"Well, I think so too."

Lu Tao: "..."

Lu Jun shoveled out the vegetables with a calm face: "Take it out."

"That's all?"

"I only know these two things!" Lu Jun was helpless.

During the meal, Lu Tao held up his fried poached eggs and dangled them in front of his younger brother, looking at him with the expression of seeing how capable your brother is.

Lu Jun was convinced: "Ten poached eggs come out of one frying pan at the same time, brother, you are awesome!"

"Does it taste good?"

"Mmm, it smells so good!" Lu Jun was a little nervous when he ate the third one. He took a sip of beer and took a bite of his rice, "Brother, why are they all poached eggs?"

"Poached eggs are nutritious, five for each person."

"Actually, you only know how to scramble poached eggs, right?"

"To shut up!"

When Lu Tao ate the second one, he also responded. He pushed the plate: "Hey, my brother told you three, eat more, and grow taller."

"I want to cry so much."

"Eat and cry." Lu Tao's mouth was greasy, and he wanted to eat green vegetables. His eyes fell on the black mass. Lu Jun saw his brother staring intently, so he pushed the green vegetables towards him.

"Brother, you can do whatever you want."

"Pigs don't even eat!"

"So we're not pigs."

"Hmm... the taste is really indescribable."

"Anyway, it's also a dish."

The two brothers shared the vegetables silently, regretting not ordering takeaway.

After eating, Lu Tao lazily lay down on the sofa and continued to watch TV. After Lu Jun washed the dishes, he sat next to him and blew a puff of smoke at him.

Lu Tao kicked him angrily, Lu Jun took his brother's feet and massaged them, he rubbed the soles of Lu Tao's feet, and asked curiously, "Are you in a bad mood?"

"No."

"You've been watching TV shows all day, why don't you play games?"

"What's so fun about games... oh my feet!!!"

Lu Jun relaxed his strength, and said softly: "Then let me play?"

"Okay, you can play as you want, pinch your legs, try harder." Lu Tao stretched his legs and waited to enjoy, but he didn't expect the bastard to leave him and run to play games.

"Play! Play hard!" Lu Tao roared, "Don't come to me if you are abused and cry!"

After playing for a while, Lu Jun came over and kicked the drowsy Lu Tao: "Brother, how do you jump off the cliff?"

"Stand on the edge of the cliff and jump down."

"No, just jump on it."

"Oh, there are small protruding stones on the cliff, which can be used as stepping feet."

Lu Jun went back and continued to jump off the cliff. Lu Tao squinted his eyes and lay down for a while, then suddenly thought of a question.

Lu Jun actually went to the wild?

Lu Tao went over to take a look and found that his younger brother was really bouncing around under the cliff.

Not only him, there are many other players around who are trying to jump off the cliff. Of course, there are also many people who fell halfway. Lu Jun's operation is better than them. He climbed halfway up the mountain, but he stepped on the wrong foot and fell straight .

Lu Jun tried again and again, but he was always stuck on the mountainside.

"Damn!" Lu Jun couldn't help pouring bitterness on his brother, "Look at what guy in your company thought of this thing, you have to go up to take the task! Isn't this a pain in the ass?!"

"Don't make excuses for yourself if you are not good at technology!" The culprit sat on his younger brother's lap, rolled up his sleeves, "I'll do it!"

Lu Jun hugged his brother's waist, watched helplessly as he jumped a few times and suddenly fell headfirst to the ground.

"Brother, you are amazing."

"To shut up!"

Lu Tao tried his best but couldn't get up, and leaned against his younger brother's arms dejectedly.

"Fortunately, there is a couple skill called Biyi □□." Lu Tao rubbed his forehead, "As long as one of them goes up, use the skill to summon the other party."

Lu Jun blew into his brother's ear, and said lightly, "Oh~ why hasn't Jucilang come back~?"

Lu Tao trembled sensitively, and his ears instantly turned into red lanterns. Lu Jun discovered his brother's sensitive area, and kept blowing into his ears.

After escaping for a while, thinking of business, Lu Tao turned back again.

"Is someone chasing you?" Lu Tao asked.

"Have."

"A lot?"

"many."

"Then how did you get out?"

"Oh, it's very simple. They are opening a guild pk, as long as they are led to a place with many people, it will be fine."

"Why?" Lu Tao's mind has not yet turned the corner.

"They are killing people outside the guild. Apart from their own guild, other players can become pk targets."

Lu Tao suddenly realized, no wonder the World Channel and the speakers were blasting, it turned out that this was what they were arguing about!

Lu Jun is so smart, he really deserves to be brought up by him!

When Lu Tao manipulated it by himself, he was surrounded by a group of people at the gate of the city and beat him up. Those people learned to be smart and used single-target attacks to lock the target.

The guild log is full of news of Lu Tao being killed. As the president, Wu Di can't stand it anymore. What does it look like for a dignified planning director to be beaten so hard that he dare not leave the city?So he called Lu Tao into the arena and personally taught him how to pk.

When Lu Tao put down the file, he was very depressed: "I thought you would help me beat them."

"I'm the president." Wu Di lazily signed the document with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Then what happened?"

"You have to take into account the impact, understand?" Wu Di patted him and whispered in his ear, "It would be great if Ju Cilang was here?"

Lu Tao jumped away sensitively, covered his red ears and said, "No way!"

Wu Di waved his hand: "Go, the fight over there should be over."

Lu Tao was taken aback for a moment: "Hit what?"

Wu Di smiled and said nothing, and clicked on the guild log to show him. It turned out that epee Wufeng led Little Sweetheart and the others to teach the players who blocked the city gate. The only thing he could do was stay in the city and let people from the guild help him. Lu Tao looked very angry, but he really didn't have any skills. In terms of operation, he was at the level of an ordinary player, far behind Wu Di and the others.

He really deserves to be bullied.

Lu Tao practiced hard in the arena, thinking that one day he could beat them to the ground with his own strength.

The horn played for a few minutes, then stopped, Lu Tao was so depressed, he couldn't figure it out, why did those people suddenly stop playing?

"Concentrate!" Invincible Under Heaven scolded, "Resurrect quickly!"

While Raging Sea Kuangtao was practicing hard, the players who played the trumpet peeped at each other at the resurrection point in the city.

"What happened?"

"I don't know, why am I back?"

Everyone discussed and continued to walk towards the city gate. A careful player looked through the log and screamed in shock.

"Wait! Don't go out!"

A blue arc of light enveloped more than a dozen players who stepped out of the city gate. The arc of light was like a flash of lightning, flashing past extremely fast. When the players recovered their senses, it was too late to escape.

"Not good! This is an assassin's group attack!"

"No way... Could it be..."

A dark figure appeared, and the blade reflected/cast a cold light.

"Be careful of Jujiro!" The careful player continued to shout.

Everyone lying on the ground burst into tears, man, is it too late for you to say now? !

The guild log is only kept for one day, and they were stuck killing Fu Hai Kuangtao every day. Unexpectedly, when the log was about to be emptied, Ju Shilang would actually go online!

Yue Minglang was checking the names on the diary when the secretary came over and urged, "Boss Yue, I have to go."

"Right now." Yue Minglang manipulated Ju Cilang to catch up with the player who slipped through the net, and with just one move, he knocked out the opponent in seconds.

Everyone gathered at the resurrection point unanimously clicked on the panel.

In the list of enemies, Jucilang's head turned gray.

He is offline.

All of this seems to be an overly real dream. Many players were sent back to the city before seeing what Ju Cilang looks like. There is no way. Who is Ju Cilang? Where's the guy?

Lu Tao was trained by the big boss for more than an hour, and he felt confident. He ran to the east gate and met Epee Wufeng. Lu Tao was a little touched, but he came out this time determined to pk, so he ran to the west gate again.

"Wait, Simon hasn't cleared yet!" Little Sweetheart shouted.

"fine!"

Liu Wei was worried, and manipulated Little Sweetheart to run to add blood to him, but when he arrived at Ximen, both of them were stunned.

Furious Sea Kuangtao swaggered into the wilderness, the surroundings were empty, it was strange, where did those people who blocked him go?

He clicked on the dialog box, poked a player and asked where he was.

In the end, the other party didn't say anything, and mailed him a bag of gold coins, and added him as a friend.

Lu Tao was even more at a loss.

At night, Lu Jun was still trying to jump off the cliff, while Lu Tao was lying on the bed, looking at the ceiling with his hands on his pillow.

"Brother, what if you can't go up?!" Lu Jun threw himself on the bed and hugged his brother's thigh, moaning.

Lu Tao was so annoyed by him that he kicked his legs and turned over. Suddenly, his ears felt hot, and Lu Tao shivered sensitively.

"Brother, can't you adjust it?"

"That's why it's called a top-level task!" Lu Tao said angrily, "You think husband and wife skills are so easy to learn!"

Lu Jun lay on Lu Tao's body and blew lightly into his ears. Lu Tao couldn't take it anymore and raised his hand to hit him. Lu Jun turned over to avoid his brother and ran away smiling.

Lu Jun fell off the cliff n times in one night, and finally he held the cake and handed it to his brother pitifully.

"Why?" Lu Tao knew that there was nothing good to do when he looked at him, and immediately refused, "That's the mission, the npc is on the top of the cliff, don't go up if you don't have the skills!"

"Nah……"

"What's the matter?"

"you eat first."

Lu Tao ate the spoon cake and looked at his younger brother blankly.

Lu Jun rubbed his nose: "Well, it's like this, I always stay on the way, you know."

"you stupid."

"Well, I'm stupid..." Lu Jun put his palms together and made an apologetic gesture, "Brother! Your experience is gone!"

"?!" Lu Tao rushed to the computer to have a look, 98% of the experience that he had practiced so hard was upgraded with only 2% left, but he was defeated by his younger brother in one night and only had 2% of the experience left...

Lu Tao was shocked.

"How many times have you hung up?!"

"Can not remember."

"..." Lu Tao turned his face angrily, and skillfully handed a spoonful of cake into his open mouth...

Looking at the remaining 2% of experience, Lu Tao was heartbroken. He was desperately trying to level up, but his younger brother jumped off the cliff and lost it. How many dungeons would it take to get back!

Lu Tao sighed, and continued to scan the dungeon. He was used to it, but he didn't know that the city gate was already empty.

As long as Lu Tao has been brushing, Jucilang has been busy for as long.

He manipulated Ju Jilang to catch up with the last player, and instantly killed him on the spot with a knife in his hand.

Then that player started playing the horn.

"Damn! Doesn't your little follower not be touched by others? Do you really think he is a treasure?!"

The lace speakers flickered on the screen, Lu Tao who was clearing the monsters was taken aback, little follower?Isn't this talking about yourself?

What happened to him?He has been in the dungeon and hasn't released it yet? !

It's really a tiger that doesn't show off its power. Think of him as a sick cat? !

Lu Tao typed aggressively, wanting to tell him to go to the arena, another loudspeaker popped out.

Ju Cilang: "My people can only be touched by me!"

"I want to touch it!" The player viciously revived, and was instantly killed by Ju Cilang on the spot.

He had no choice but to go back to the city to revive, dragged several brothers over by gangs, and was killed by Ju Cilang on the spot...

Ju Cilang spent a whole morning creating an earth-shattering massacre. Single-handedly, relying on his equipment advantages and superb assassination skills, he just killed all the players blocking the door in seconds, and those who scolded hard were even dared not Out of town.

Lu Tao looked at the several pages of killing records in the log, and a drop of sweat dripped from his forehead.

Others apparently noticed it too, and sent congratulatory messages one after another.

[Private chat] Invincible under heaven: Brother Tao, your husband is so fierce!

[Private Chat] Epee Wufeng: Brother Tao, your husband is so fierce!

[Guild] Sweetheart Weiwei: Brother Tao, your husband is so fierce!

[Guild] Uncle Fat: Brother Tao, your husband is so fierce! +1

[Guild] Lulu Sauce: Brother Tao, your husband is good~~ fierce~~~ah~~~~! +2

The chat box refreshed instantly, all the way to +30...

[Private chat] Weiwei's little sweetheart: Oh, I sent it to the wrong channel! (*/w＼*)

Lu Tao: "..."

Nuhai Kuangtao released the dungeon and found that Ju Cilang was waiting for him. Lu Tao felt a little depressed. He felt that he was so weak that he couldn't get out without Ju Cilang. After a hard work, it was refreshing, but Lu Tao hoped that the person who had a vigorous fight was himself.

The two went to find an NPC to activate their homeland. Ju Jilang played the game purely for fun. After activating the homeland, he didn't care about it. He sat down and watched his wife go in and out to buy furniture. He spends whatever he wants.

Jucilang has a lot of money, so Lu Tao throws his arms around and buys and buys (...).

Their houses are magnificent and their gardens are full of birds and flowers.

"Does it look good?" Lu Tao was very happy when he saw the result of his hard work.

Ju Cilang asked: "Is it finished?"

"Ok!"

"Then let's go to the task." Jucilang walked out of the home in a flash.

Lu Tao was so depressed, the other party didn't even look at the house he had worked so hard to build.

The little follower silently followed behind Ju Cilang, and Ju Cilang walked halfway, when he suddenly said: "You can't live here, why are you putting so much effort into it?"

"It has attributes."

"It's fine to just put things away." Ju Cilang said contemptuously, "It's really boring for you to change 27 places for a small incense burner!"

Fu Hai Kuang Tao was shocked: "You actually counted it?!"

Jucilang: "..."

The raging sea: "..." Who is more boring? !

Ju Cilang suddenly turned around and made a move, Lu Tao thought badly, there was still a little bit of experience left, wouldn't it be 0% if he hung up again?Just as he was about to type, the raging waves of the raging sea were shrouded in a burst of light, and the skill almost brushed his body and hit him backwards.

The player was just passing by, and he didn't expect to lie down for no reason. He didn't even care about resurrection, so he sent a message indignantly: "Why did you kill me?!"

"You don't like it."

"Why am I not pleasing to the eye?!"

Ju Cilang's throat-locking skill dragged the little follower to his side. The player thought about it for a while, and immediately understood.

It turned out that he was too close to the little follower of the local tyrant, and was mistaken for the sneak attack!

The fact that the little follower was chased and killed has long been known, and it was once a joke in the forum. Now that the owner of the little follower is back, he naturally takes the little follower seriously.

"I'm not a sneak attack!" The player clarified, "I'm a pacifist, never pk, if you don't believe me, look at my pk value..."

Ju Cilang let him talk a lot, and when the other party stopped, he asked coldly: "Is it finished?"

"...It's over."

"Stay three meters away from him, or I'll kill you."

"Fuck! What's the big deal! He's your husband?!"

"He's not my husband." Ju Cilang corrected solemnly, "It's my wife!"

Player: "..."

Epée Wufeng and Tianxia Wudi went to the cliff, and happened to meet Ju Cilang and his wife. Ju Cilang didn't jump over the cliff and didn't know how to go up. Exception, not to mention so many people watching, he kicked up the cliff in a few steps, jumping up like a bamboo.

"Wow, not bad!"

Everyone looked up, and Tianxia Wudi jumped up the cliff very coolly. To his surprise, Ju Jilang and another player named Big Seafood Lover followed him and arrived at the same time.

"So that's how you dance!" He was a male pastor who loves to eat seafood. It is very rare to have such an operator among the pastors. Wu Di added friends with him and invited him into the guild.

"My friend, let's come in too. His name is the third prince of the Dragon Palace." Love to eat seafood used a husband and wife skill to match each other, and the third prince of the Dragon Palace stood in front of him in an instant.

"Okay." Wu Di was very happy, and added friends with the third prince. He remembered that these two people were the number one duo in Dabao.

Wu Di clicked on the panel, and also used Biyi.

The epee Wufeng appeared in front of him in an instant, with his feet hanging in the air, only appeared for a second before falling down screaming.

Wu Dihan, I made a mistake, I didn't control the angle well!

He manipulated Invincible Under Heaven to take a few steps back, and clicked immediately after the skill cooled down, and the epee Wufeng appeared on his left in an instant.

Invincible:"……"

Epee Wufeng: "..."

When Tianxia Wudi was lying on the edge of the cliff to watch his husband go down, Ju Cilang also used wing-to-wing, but he used it in a more high-profile manner, standing directly on the edge of the cliff to operate, and he was not afraid of his wife falling off.

In fact, the raging sea and raging waves did appear in front of him, and as expected, his feet were suspended in the air.

Everyone was waiting to see a good show, when Ju Cilang flickered and kicked his legs extremely fast in the air. This is the double jump of an assassin's skill. With a hand lock on the throat, the raging sea and Kuangtao were grabbed by his side, and with the stamina, the two of them both retreated and stood in front of the npc impartially.

Those few seconds of grabbing are awesome!Wu Di sighed, and sent a message to Lu Tao: "Your netizen is really good! When will you make an appointment for an introduction?"

hehe!Also introduce the introduction!Lu Tao burst into tears.

The rest of the players seemed to see the hope of success, and they were very excited. A group of people practiced jumping up and down, and the epee Wufeng was struggling to repeat the parabolic movement again and again.

"How come the direction of appearance is completely random?!" Wu Di hurriedly poked Brother Program.

The program brother checked it and replied: "Yes, it is random, and it is set normally."

Wu Di told him about the situation, and Brother Program only replied with one sentence: "It's a matter of luck."

"Then what should we do?"

"You try to use the grabbing skill."

"Ok."

Wu Di typed and asked Epee Wufeng to remove all the sacred stones and all the weight-bearing equipment.

"Why?" Epee Wufeng was puzzled.

Invincible under heaven: "I thought of a way, you have to cooperate with me."

So the epee Wufeng appeared in the air again, just as Tian Wudi stabbed the epee Wufeng into the sky, the angle of Tianxia Wudi's sword was tricky and weird, but when the epee Wufeng fell, it was accurate It fell in front of the npc.

"Great technique!" Epee Wufeng admired him.

The World Invincible urged: "Resurrect quickly!"

"Great, I forgot to bring the resurrection stone."

"Get up, I'll trade it to you."

"Can't get up, can I send it by mail?"

"No, you hang up, you can't send it out."

"Then what should we do?"

"You go back to the city, let's do it again."

Epee Wufeng: "..."