Sword Immortal's set collapse record

After cleaning up the unrestrained little emperor, Zhou Yan left the palace refreshed, and unilaterally decided to extend the vacation for another month.

With this free time, he didn't even have time to guard his master, so why bother to go into the hall every morning to sing bad faces?He rolled his black robe with extraordinary momentum, and disappeared after a few steps, leaving only the shriveled Zhou Mian in Shang's study and the mess all over the floor.

Zhou Mian rubbed his sore shoulders, and complained in a low voice: "Hmph! Isn't it just bullying me who can't know martial arts?!" Then, as if resigned to his fate, he sorted out the scattered memorials, and when his eyes fell on a certain open notebook, his movements But slowly stopped.

Those clear peach blossom eyes moved down slightly, revealing a bit of silent darkness.

"Come here." His voice became cold, the golden crown and dragon clothes were too expensive to be humane, "Seal this memorial and send it to Grand Master Wen. Make a copy before then and quietly send it to Prince Huai. "

The personal guard opened the door, took the notebook from him respectfully, and after saluting, he didn't even dare to look at the young emperor's expression, he closed the door and retreated out.I thought: one moment I was chatting and laughing with the prince, but the next moment my face changed... Sure enough, in the royal family, besides acting, you also have to act in a play.

Of course, he also wanted the head.Therefore, this matter was automatically buried deep in his mind after he finished it, and he never mentioned it to anyone again.

When Zhou Yan returned to Prince Huai's mansion, Jiang Yubai was holding a big orange cat with peacock feathers that had climbed down from a tree.

This orange cat came from no one knows where, and it is mysterious, and it was raised quite richly.Round eyes, round mind, cute and good at acting like a baby.Kai Mei discovered it first, and it was recently masturbated by Jiang Yubai once, and he never let others get close.As long as Jiang Yubai appears in its line of sight, it will trot to Jiang Yubai's feet, fall down like touching porcelain, lift up its slender legs, reveal Baibai's belly, and hold its head up to beckon him to touch it.

Feel free to touch anywhere first, anyway, you have to touch the top of the head, stomach and chin, and you will not be allowed to leave if you don't touch it.

Jiang Yubai: ...

Kai Mei: ...Hey to the unfamiliar white-eyed cat! !

Gradually, Jiang Yubai got used to teasing it with something every day.What he took out of the vase today was a peacock feather, and when it was shaken, the brilliance overflowed. The orange cat's eyes narrowed into a line, its ears pricked up, and then stretched out its paws to play.

Hearing Zhou Yan's footsteps, Jiang Yubai turned his head and kept moving his hands, but he never let Daju catch Peacock Feather: "Yo, I'm back."

"Yeah." Zhou Yan glanced at the orange cat lightly, without saying anything.

Jiang Yubai, who seemed to have received some signal, narrowed his eyes, put away the "cat teaser stick", hugged Daju, and brought him to Zhou Yan, but for some reason, when Daju, who was originally obedient, faced Zhou Yan Suddenly struggled.

Jiang Yubai was taken aback for a moment, and hugged Daju back into his arms, and Daju was instantly quiet.Then handed it to Zhou Yan, and Daju exploded instantly.Then stuffed Da Ju into Kai Mo's arms, Da Ju stomped on Kai Mo's face with a meat pad, jumped out of Kai Mo's arms, and licked his fur.

Zhou Yan: "..."

Jiang Yubai: "Apprentice, your physique is also perfect."

Houshan Xiaobai's reaction when he met Zhou Yan was similar. Zhou Yan fed him attentively for a long time before Xiaobai reluctantly licked his hand.

"...Heh." Zhou Yan smiled and stared at Daju, perhaps because of Jiang Yubai's illusion, Daju seemed to pause for a moment, "This fat cat Those who eat my palace and those who use my palace are still so difficult to serve, why not throw them out today."

"Okay." Jiang Yubai accepted Daju's meowing cry for help, knelt down and picked it up, pinched a paw and said, "Look at its clingy appearance, there are still picky eaters than humans Habit, it looks like it was raised by a wealthy family. If you are greedy, and you don’t want to see it so much that you can’t eat it, then you might as well ask more about which cat has been lost, and send it there. "

"No need to inquire." Zhou Yan twitched the corners of his mouth, "Except for Miss Wenxiang from the Wen family, who can raise such a fat cat?"

"Wenxiang?" Jiang Yubai was taken aback, and read out these two words like chewing, and suddenly couldn't help laughing, "The owner of this big orange is called Wenxiang?"

"...Why did you suddenly laugh like this? Is there something wrong with the name Wen Xiang?" Zhou Yan raised an eyebrow.

"No." Jiang Yubai coughed lightly, "Fortunately, the person named this is a girl...Since you know it's someone else's cat, why don't you send it over quickly?"

Zhou Yan: "It was greedy for a few fish raised in Prince Huai's mansion before. Wen Xiang heard that it was also delicious and delicious, don't you think it's better to stay by your side and not leave. This kind of cat that is always on the go has big ideas, no It doesn’t matter if you send it back, it will go back if it wants to.”

Jiang Yubai: "You should at least send someone a letter."

Zhou Yan: "Is there anything I can give you?"

Jiang Yubai: "Tell the truth."

Zhou Yan: "...I am not at odds with those two juniors from the Wen family. Especially this Wen Xiang. Not only does he behave weirdly, but he always thinks that I am not pleasing to the eye. Come on, I think he is not pleasing to the eye either. "

He is singing blackface right now.However, there are those in the court who despise him, and some who hate him to the point of itching their teeth, but there are not many like Wen Yayi who openly make trouble when they see him, and persevere every time they fail.

The cat also seems to be a favorite of hers.If she sees Daju and Jiang Yubai's sticky appearance, it is very likely that both new and old hatred will come to her heart——

Zhou Yan looked at the ignorant Jiang Yubai, and suddenly felt that he should keep Master away from that crazy girl, so as not to harm Chi Yu.

The two were talking, when they heard Duan Meng stepping in from the courtyard door, bowing and saluting: "My lord, the daughter of Grand Master Wen, Second Miss Wen, is begging to see you."

Yep, I've come to the door.

Zhou Yan twitched the corner of his mouth, lifted the back of Daju's neck and threw it into Kai Mo's arms: "Give this fat cat back to her. Just say that I'm not here, and Mr. Xiao is not here, so follow me to Hot Spring Biezhuang."

Jiang Yubai: "...are you so foolish?"

Zhou Yan: "Where did I miss him?" As he spoke, he turned his gaze to Kaimei, "Has the hot spring resort in the suburbs of Beijing been repaired?"

"Sure!" Kai Mo wanted to pat his chest, but found a big orange cat lying on his chest.

Zhou Yan immediately made a decision: "Okay, then let's set off now."

Jiang Yubai:......

How scared are you of this little girl?

......

An hour later.

Jiang Yubai was lying in the warm pool water, his fair skin was slightly pink due to the heat.He casually picked up a candied fruit from the floating food table, his long crow-colored hair became more and more black in the hazy mist.

Jiang Yubai only felt that the meridians all over his body were stretched, and he was too comfortable to move.

Therefore, when Zhou Yan entered the water wearing only a thin layer of unlined clothing from which the lines of his body could be vaguely seen, and slowly walked towards him, he only raised his eyelids slightly, and then let himself melt into the mist.

It's just that this little brat is restless.After entering the water, he still moved around. With such a large pool of water, he insisted on moving and moving, moving to Jiang Yubai's side - Jiang Yubai could even feel the wetness emanating from his hair.

"Stop." Jiang Yubai sat up from the pool, finally made a gesture, opened his eyes and said to Zhou Yan, "Don't come here anymore, it's so hot."

Zhou Yan snorted softly, stretched out his hand and put his whole body on Jiang Yubai's chest.Jiang Yubai couldn't see his face, and when he lowered his head, he could only see the top of his head with a cute bun, and then there was a buzzing voice from his chest: "I don't."

Jiang Yubai: "......"

I can't help my mother.

Jiang Yubai scolded his disciples for being disobedient in his heart, and his confused thoughts even shifted to the crusade against the decadent idea of ​​raising children to guard against old age. He was about to drag this group of coquettish youngsters out, but he felt the pair of hands Warm hands rubbed down restlessly from behind his back——

In a flash, he rubbed against the tailbone, which made Jiang Yubai's whole body tremble, and suddenly felt that the wet mist all over his face was giving off cold air.

But the lower half of his body was extremely hot, and his chest was also hot, so hot that he felt like a stove was burning.

Zhou Yan raised his head slightly.His hair was scattered around his forehead, and his eyes were surprisingly deep. Dewdrops slowly dripped down along his thick and slender eyelashes, even revealing a hint of seductiveness.

Look at the front of his front which was washed away by the water, there is faintly revealed in it——

Jiang Yubai forced himself to look away, coughed lightly, and wanted to push him away, but found that his hands softened.Only Zhou Yan's faint voice could be heard:

"Master, why don't you touch me?"

Jiang Yubai: I'm so cute!

What bad lines?

Jiang Yubai almost jumped out of the hot spring.

Sensing Jiang Yubai's panicked resistance, Zhou Yan hugged him tighter and said sadly:

"Since Master doesn't want to have such an intimate relationship with me—" the words sounded a bit gritted, but the words were lingering, "Then why did you do this to me in the first place?"

Jiang Yubai:? ? ?

Who am I and where am I?

...what have I done?