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Chapter 26 [Insect Catch]

As soon as Director Li and his party ran away, the three "ghosts" in the house immediately looked like humans again.

Xu Hua wiped the "blood" from his hands on the red dress on his body while bending down and laughing wildly regardless of his image: "Hahahahaha..."

Fan Xingyang was even more exaggerated, hitting his head against the wall like a fool, the "blood" on his face was all over the wall, and he laughed strangely: "Goose goose goose..."

"Don't laugh!" Shi Yue, who was wearing a white robe and long hair, couldn't laugh or cry, and shouted to the two people on the ground: "Young master's leg is stuck, quickly help him to take off his leg!"

Originally, I wanted to impromptu perform the scorpion tail wagging that Fan Xingyang sent him before, thinking that this action would match his outfit very well.Unexpectedly, as soon as I put my feet over, before my body could turn over, my legs got stuck by the wall on the left.This is good, the legs can't go down, and they can't come back.Fortunately, he had an idea at that time, he pushed his hands forward, and roared again, successfully scaring people away.If it is a few seconds later, it will be revealed!

Fan Xingyang and Xu Hua hurriedly held back their laughter and ran to rescue Shi Xiaoye's foot stuck on the wall.

"Good guy, the legs are so long and the waist is so soft, tsk!" Fan Xingyang patted Shi Yue's thigh full of envy and jealousy, and then carefully helped move her long legs back, taking the opportunity to pat Shi Yue twice Joy's firm calves.Xu Hua couldn't get a hold of him, so he had to shout from the side: "Slow down, slow down, hey, why are you hitting him, he will hurt..."

Shi Yue didn't jump up until her legs landed safely.First, he slapped Fan Xingyang's butt in retaliation, and then said to the worried Xu Hua, "It's okay, they're all old men, they're rough."

Twisting his shoulders and neck, he took off his white robe and long hair, and kept praising his two little friends: "You two look pretty decent, Xu Hua, you can still think of getting some blood on your hands! Fan Xingyang, you Absolutely, I saw it just now, you are just like the zombies on TV, you move one by one, amazing!"

Xu Hua smiled softly as he took off his red clothes: "No, I thought that since I wanted to dress up, I would pretend to be a little bit more. You are more powerful, and that roar scared me."

Fan Xingyang smiled while wiping his face: "I also think you are the real one, Shi Yue! I never dreamed that one day I would be able to scare the director and the others away. It's such a joy! They can walk sideways in the haunted house!"

"Yes, yes, I also feel that I am not so afraid of ghosts..."

In the small room, the three young people boasted to each other, they were so friendly!

After the three of them packed up everything, Shi Yue picked up the three pieces of equipment and walked out of the room.Outside the door, the cropped boy waited for quite a while, and when he saw Shi Yue, he came up to greet him.Shi Yue stuffed him with the clothes, took a bottle of red paint from Xu Hua and returned it to him, and smiled brightly at him: "I've used it up, thank you!"

The boy seemed to be dazzled by the smile that was incompatible with the eerie haunted house, and he paused for a while before saying dryly, "You're welcome."

Fan Xingyang and Xu Hua also thanked the boy one after another, but during the period, they both tacitly kept a considerable distance from the boy, as if they were a little afraid of the thick ghost makeup on his face.After that, the two wrapped around Shi Yue's left and right arms again, and said in unison: "Let's go!"

Shi Yue's head was full of question marks: "Wait a minute, didn't you just say that you won't be afraid of ghosts in the future?"

"Oh, I'm just not afraid of the ghosts the three of us pretended to be, because we know it's our own!"

"Me too, I'm sure I won't be afraid of ghosts pretending to be my own people, but how can I not be afraid of other things..."

So along the way, Shi Yue returned to the state when she first entered the haunted house—from time to time, a tenor voice sounded in the left ear, and a female ghost cried in the right ear.It's not good if you want to walk faster, because these two guys will be too scared to walk from time to time, and they have to be dragged by him.

Tired Shi Yue: "..." Careless!So he made a fool of himself with these two guys, and in the end, apart from scaring the director team, nothing changed? !

Fortunately, he spent a lot of time persuading these two to join him, stealing the camera and pretending to be ghosts.You must know that when they first grabbed the camera and ran forward, these two people almost didn't look at the road, because they were afraid of seeing ghosts on both sides, so they went on a rampage.As a result, Shiyue was bumped into by the two of them and trampled on by someone else.

Later, they finally found the small room, and the two of them didn't dare to go out to find props, so Shi Yue had to find it alone.In order to borrow these props, he caught six ghosts in a row, but they didn't borrow them.It wasn't until I finally met the short-cut boy and praised him a few times that I borrowed it from him. By the way, I asked someone to wait outside the haunted house for the program crew to come and show me the way.

After borrowing the props and returning to the room, thinking that the program team should have come in to find someone by now, the three of them hurriedly dressed up again.During the period, in order to help Shi Yue put on the wig, Xu Hua didn't even have time to make up his face. He heard voices outside, so he had to hide his upper body in the shadow.Fortunately, his hands were pale enough, and his nails were long, and the way they twitched slowly after being stained with red paint was a bit like the hands of a female ghost in a ghost movie.

Shi Yue wasn't sure if they would attract the director if they hijacked the camera and disappeared, but at least it would attract the staff of the program group.He did so many things at the beginning, the most important thing was to divert the attention of the two friends and let them let him go.After all, there is still a long way to go, and he doesn't really want to see a deaf or deranged self who comes out of the haunted house to meet the sunshine.As for scaring the program crew, scaring the director, and avenging Fan Xingyang and Xu Hua, these two poor little fellows, it was all incidental.

But now it's all right, the director was so frightened that he ran away, but the two guys were still hanging on his arms, continuing to hold him back.

So he tossed so hard, what was it for... Shi Yue walked forward at a snail's pace in a trance, hearing the uninterrupted howling of ghosts and wolves in his ears.

The moment she saw the long-lost sunshine, before Shi Yue had time to cry against the wind, she heard Director Li's gnashing of teeth not far away: "Shi! Little! Yue!"

Obviously, Director Li has fully understood the fact that he was frightened by the three little devils and ran away.

Shi Yue threw Fan Xingyang and Xu Hua who were still holding his arms away: "Their ideas are none of my business!"

Fan Xingyang and Xu Hua: "????"

"No, you are not authentic, Shi Xiaoyue, did you agree to live and die together?"

"That's right, it was clearly your idea, and you borrowed everything..."

"Who said that? It's clear that the two of you are the main offenders, and I'm just an accessory..."

Zhao Ren and Wu Yuanming, who had come out from the other side of the passage early on, had no idea what was going on, looked at the large elementary school students quarreling in front of them, and looked at each other curiously.

Director Li, who was ignored by the side, felt that several hairs were falling out, and his teeth were almost chipped, but he had no choice but to deal with these three elementary school students.He could even imagine that if he forced the teacher to question the crime, he would get Shi Xiaoyue's answer: The rules only require the three of us to get out of the haunted house, but they didn't say not to scare the director!

Ah, I feel heartbroken just thinking about it.Turning around, I saw the resentful eyes of the staff member Xiao He on him, that eyes seemed to say: Director, can you vent your anger on me?Did you make things difficult for Shi Xiaoyue, or did Shi Xiaoyue make things difficult for you?

Director Li felt guilty for a while, looking at the sky and the earth, but he didn't dare to look at Xiao He.

After all the tossing about the haunted house, it was already getting late.Considering that among the guests, Wu Yuanming and Zhao Ren are not young, and the amount of exercise in the day has exceeded the standard, the director made a rare comeback and let them go back to the hotel to rest.

On the way back, Fan Xingyang and Xu Hua did not sit in the spacious seats of other cars, and had to squeeze into the back seat with Shi Yue, as if he was some kind of sweet potato.Shi Yue, who had been annoyed in the haunted house for a long time, saw the situation, and hurriedly excused herself to get out of the car, and turned her head into Zhao Ren's car.

Seeing this, the two people in the car blamed each other.

"It's all your fault, Fan Xingyang, you made Xiaoyue leave!"

"Hey, can you be reasonable? It's not because you cried and yelled in his ear that he got annoyed and left! Let me tell you, I knew him earlier than you, and I still have his WeChat account, and we have worked together before." ..."

"What's the big deal, Xiaoyue fed me nuts in the confinement room in the morning!"

"Then you didn't kiss him like me, you just killed him halfway. I even worshiped him as my teacher, and he still wanted to be my father. I'm closer to him than you..."

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The driver and cameraman in the front row tried their best to hold back their laughter, and they couldn't help feeling how powerful Shiyue is!It's only been a day, but Xu Hua, who looks like a soft and weak rabbit, has been turned into a little shrew.The same is true for Fan Xingyang, who had hardly spoken to Xu Hua before, but now he had a brainless quarrel with Xu Hua in order to fight over who had a good relationship with Shi Yue.If this episode is broadcast, how many people may die from laughing.

That night, in view of the fact that the program team had a history of calling them up to do tasks before dawn, everyone went back to bed early after eating at Zhao Ren's suggestion.

The next day, the program crew started arguing with them before dawn. The big guys came to the lobby to gather sleepily. They saw that the director moved a stool and sat there with very bad intentions. As soon as he came up, he directly announced: "Now, Please conduct an internal vote to select a person. The person who is voted out will no longer participate in your next mission."

Several people suddenly sighed, and Zhao Ren even scolded directly: "Li Wei, Li Wei, you can be a human being!"

Wu Yuanming also followed closely: "It's not easy for everyone to record a show. You have traveled all the way here, and you want us to vote out individually after not being on camera a few times?!"

Director Li was unmoved, and said with a firm heart, "I'll give you 1 minute. If you don't vote after 1 minute, the program team will randomly select someone."

As soon as the words fell, Shi Yue raised a hand high, with a warm smile on her face: "Brothers, don't worry about it, vote for me."

"No!" Fan Xingyang was the first to disagree, "Who will help us bully the director after you leave!"

The corner of Director Li's mouth couldn't help twitching, and he faked a cough: "I'm still here."

However, no one at the scene cared about his life or death. Fan Xingyang, Zhao Ren and Wu Yuanming were already engaged in heated discussions.For example, who has high IQ and who has good physical strength, etc., are discussed one by one.And during the discussion, the three of them always agreed that Shi Xiaoyue was the last person who should be eliminated.

Although Shi Yue kept arguing with them during this process, Kong Rong asked Li to wait for Qugu to tell them one after another, and Fei pulled everyone to vote for him.It's a pity that there was no result. The three brothers obviously didn't want him to go.

Such a heartwarming scene of discussing who is going to be eliminated is completely beyond Director Li's imagination. When did these old foxes become so kind?In the past, they were all mad at each other, wishing to laugh at each other when the other party left!

How did he know that this was a consensus reached by everyone, and they all agreed that only by keeping Shiyue alive can they continue to create obstacles for the director!Compared to being able to cause trouble for the director, if you are out, you are out, and if you don’t record the next show, you won’t record it!Anyway, they don't lack the opportunity to appear on the screen.This is the candidate who is out, they still have to discuss it.

Xu Hua, who was not involved in the discussion beside him, bit his lower lip lightly, feeling a little bitter in his heart.If Shiyue didn't stand up according to the routine of the previous issue, everyone didn't want Shiyue to be out of the game, and besides himself, the others were all old friends, so who else could be out?Naturally, it was me who was not familiar with the seniors and was not lovable.

At this time, Shi Yue, who stood up and asked to be eliminated, obviously wanted to help him and be eliminated instead of him.Thinking of this, a warm current surged in Xu Hua's heart, and he was a little moved.Shi Yue, just like his smile, is really warm.

"Vote for me, I'm out." Xu Hua finally plucked up the courage, stood up slowly, and said with a smile.

"Don't rob me!" Shi Yue, who had already competed with her brothers, subconsciously yelled in her heart: "I want to get off work early!"

Xu Hua, who was brave enough to be moved by a wave of emotion, said, "..." Well, f*cking moved!It's outrageous.

The phrase "I want to get off work early" was obviously very lethal. Fan Xingyang, Zhao Ren and Wu Yuanming stopped arguing and looked at him stupidly.

Seeing that her inner voice had been exposed, Shi Yue simply broke the jar and shouted at the bewildered director: "Director, this is a rule you set yourself. I just obeyed the rules and was eliminated. You are not allowed to deduct my salary!"

The corners of the director's eyes were twitching. At this time, it shouldn't be someone who is about to be eliminated who came to him and begged him, or he was crying and crying all kinds of reluctance to lose the opportunity to appear on the screen.Then he took advantage of the opportunity to assign other tasks to that person, asking him to do other tasks?In theory, that should be the case, right? !

Why is it that a little devil like Xiaoyue sometimes doesn't play cards according to common sense!Yesterday I wanted to lie down, eat and drink and take the money, and today I wanted to leave early with pay.good, very good!Even if you show a little bit of reluctance, he can still pick it up!

But Shiyue didn't, he was so happy, he didn't have any nostalgia at all, it was like blocking the way behind him, so what would he do next!Are you going to go back on your word and let him go?That can't be done, sorry!

In just a little more than a day, Director Li, who was tortured repeatedly by the little devil, suddenly felt exhausted, with a sense of emptiness as if his soul had been emptied.

When she didn't get a reply, Shi Xiaoyue cautiously called out to Director Li who seemed to be in a daze: "Director? What are you thinking?"

Director Li waved his hands weakly, and subconsciously said what was in his heart: "I want to resign..."

Shi Yue became anxious immediately: "Don't, just settle the salary first."

Director Li: "..."

Director Li who sent Shi Yue off after recording this episode of the show seemed to have even more bald hair, and since then no matter how the remaining guests in the show play tricks, he can calm down.Of course, this is for another day.

This is probably what is said in the legend - I am bald and I have become stronger.

The author has something to say: Check out the pre-received article next door.At [-] o'clock in the evening, there will be clips, so let's not change it first, and make it up at [-] o'clock tomorrow night.

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