i'm really rich

Looking at himself on the screen who finally succumbed to the evil force Shi Xiaoyue, Director Li couldn't help but shed tears of regret—as if he saw the honor of being one of the wolf directors of the online variety show completely far away from him.From now on, the image of him left in the hearts of the audience may only be the four words "let me fish".

He can only comfort himself miserably, everything is for ratings, everything is for art!

Shi Xiaoyue, one of the parties involved, was not as emotional as he was. Watching himself happily counting money against the sunset in the show, he couldn't help sighing: "I'm so witty! I really envy me at that time!" The joy of money literally overflowed the screen.

Chen Shuyu threw him a pillow while laughing, and said to him, "You're still smart, you're fine if you're not mentally retarded!"

The child nimbly caught the pillow, but he didn't get angry, he just smiled cheerfully at her.

Having said that, Chen Shuyu actually admired Shi Yue a lot.Maybe it's because he didn't enter this circle for fame and fortune, but just to earn money and have food and clothing. On the contrary, he doesn't like some little transparent people who are flattering or restraining their hands everywhere.In the show, he is neither humble nor overbearing in the face of so many big names, and his strikes are bold, fast and ruthless.Witty is indeed witty, and he can always think of a way to restrain the director team to death.

She and Director Cheng thought that the one who signed the contract would be a little guy who could only act, but they didn't expect that it would be a treasure with a stronger sense of variety than acting!Look, just the counting money face smiling so hard that you can't see your teeth, it looks so...cute and funny, people can't help but laugh along with it.

She began to think that maybe Shi Yue shouldn't be allowed to develop only on the path of acting, so she would have a lot less fun!

On the other side, Fu Yu in the hospital looked at Shiyue on the screen as happy as a little mouse stealing oil, and felt a seldom joy in his heart.

I want to send him money so that he will always have money and keep him happy.

In the program, this meeting has been broadcast until everyone happily cooks and eats together.The quarrel between Fan Xingyang and Shi Yue at the dinner table caused laughter from many people inside and outside the show.Many viewers posted barrage, saying that Fan Xingyang and the three brothers hadn't been this happy for a long time.Joyful, warm, caring for each other and wanting to help each other, this kind of atmosphere really feels like home.Many viewers even said that they hoped that the program group would allow Shiyue to stay as a regular guest.

In the show, when Shi Yue was coaxed to perform and sing after dinner, many audience members had great expectations, including Cheng Dao in this episode.Watching Shi Yue who ran to the kitchen and used a carrot as a microphone in the show, he looked at the person in surprise: "Xiao Yue, can you still sing?"

Shi Yue: "Ah... yes, right?" Guilty.JPG.

Chen Shuyu, who clearly knew the scene below that was even more terrifying than the scene of the car accident, looked at Shi Xiaoyue, who was too guilty to look at them, and then at his boyfriend, who was full of eyes and said "I found a treasure".She rolled her eyes, raised her boyfriend's arm and said affectionately: "Honey, let me tell you, Xiaoyue sings really well, she is not as good at singing and dancing as he said! Let me tell you, we I really signed a baby and came back, he surprised me so much!"

Ani Tuofo, Sister Chen started cheating people again.Shi Xiaoyue, who had a deep understanding of the power of her singing voice, silently gave Dao Cheng a wax in her heart.

Cheng Dao's eyes became brighter, he stared at Shi Yue as if he was looking at a golden light, he stared straight at the sitting posture without realizing it was much more upright and well-behaved, and he didn't even dare to turn his head to look at him.Director Cheng also foolishly thought that he was shy, so he looked forward to the show even more.

In the show, Shi Xiaoyue, holding a carrot, posed in a very professional pose, and even cleared her throat.Immediately afterwards, with Fan Xingyang's lyrical and gentle accompaniment, he closed his eyes, raised his chin slightly, and opened his thin mouth slightly: "You~eh~ carry the burden~~~~I'm holding the horse~~~~~"

The barrage on the screen disappeared instantly.

Cheng Dao's expression was frozen in surprise, and two seconds later seamlessly changed to panic.

It wasn't until Fan Xingyang in the show threw down his guitar and tore a piece of paper into small balls to use as earplugs, and several guests began to imitate first, that he fully woke up.Turning his head to look at Shi Xiaoyue who was sitting upright with a face of "I have nothing to do with me", and then at Chen Shuyu beside him who was struggling to hold back his laughter.He finally choked out a sentence: "What a big surprise..."

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha..." The girlfriend who responded to him was rolling on the floor laughing.

The audience seemed to be the same as Cheng Dao. Only now did they wake up, and the barrage filled the screen again.

[I fuck my ears! ! ! ]

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this singing voice! ]

[Hahahahaha Fan Xingyang doesn’t even want guitars anymore, they still stuff their ears with paper, the reaction is too real]

[What a handsome guy, why did you open your mouth]

[Fan Xingyang: Shi Yue is good, we can still be friends without singing]

[Hahahahaha I actually think the sound of road construction at the door is better than his singing]

…………

Shi Yue's face was already swollen into a little bun, so let the program crew cut this part out!It's all right now, the image is gone, who will ask him to make money in the future!The child murmured to the program group resentfully: "It's not immoral to cut off people's wealth!"

Chen Shuyu and the others didn't hear his voice at all, and they were all focused on the show.In the show, the scene of children who are almost not autistic being hurt by Wu Yuanming's sentence "this song should only exist in the sky" makes them so cute that they are wronged and gnaw on carrots.Chen Shuyu directly stretched his claws towards the client, and gently pinched Shi Xiaoyue's cheek, which had a good touch, and got a small resentful look from the child, only then was he content to nestle back into his partner's arms.

They all reacted this way, not to mention the audience.

[Cute is dead, cute is dead, Shi Xiaoyue is so cute, I really want to snatch his carrot and let him know that people are sinister 333]

[Hahahaha leave some bamboo shoots for the panda, Angkor! ]

[box...box...kneeling with a smile]

[Others sang about learning scriptures from the Western Paradise, but you sang about seeking life from the Western Paradise!Box box box box is too amazing]

……

Here, Shi Yue was so stimulated by her singing that she almost didn't dig out a fairy castle from the floor of Cheng Dao's house.On the other side, Fu Yu in the hospital's mind automatically played back Shiyue's song in the morning that scared him so much that he kept coughing.Looking at the reaction of everyone on the show, he felt a sense of comfort in his heart.

Good thing he wasn't the only one who got hurt.

The show is still going on, and it's been on the second day.The picture of everyone going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables in the morning also aroused the emotion of many old viewers-it's so rare that I can still see a few guests on the show who don't hesitate to buy flowers for a day!The appearance of Shi Xiaoyue really broke many laws!

When the program aired in the afternoon, when Zhao Ren and the others encouraged Shi Yue to perform the program again, Director Cheng raised his heart again, and asked Shi Yue dryly, "This time it won't be the scene of a car accident again, right?"

This time, Shi Yue was very confident, not only looked him squarely, but also reached out to pat his chest: "Director Cheng, don't worry, I dare not say anything else, but I am the best dancer in our village!"

The corner of Cheng Dao's mouth twitched slightly, let alone worry!Looking at my girlfriend again, I don't know what she thought of, but she was already laughing wildly.

And under the expectation of everyone, Shi Xiaoyue in the show finally moved.Accompanied by Fan Xingyang's fierce guitar sound, Shi Yue danced passionately, giving everyone a passionate - square dance.

The corners of Cheng Dao's eyes also twitched: "...Fuck!"

Chen Shuyu: "Box box box box box..."

The barrage went crazy again.

[Kneeling, really kneeling hahahahaha]

[Help me, I really don’t want to die from laughing, Hehehe]

[I don’t know why I suddenly feel expected hahaha]

[God TM only has [-] years of square dancing skills]

[I’m so proud of myself, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, I’m going crazy laughing]

……

Shi Yue, who clearly saw the barrage, turned her head to look at Director Cheng and Chen Shuyu, who was laughing madly, incomprehensibly: "Shouldn't I be proud?"

Cheng Dao's whole face was twitching, and he was speechless at his innocent little face seeking approval.

"I am the pride of our village!" Shi Yue did not forget her proud chest, and said proudly, "I have been leading dancers in our village for three years!"

What responded to him was Chen Shuyu's crazy face laughing until he crawled all over the floor, and Cheng Dao's strange expression of wanting to cry but not tears.

God, didn't I sign an acting genius, a future actor, but a comedian? ! !

At this moment, Cheng Dao fell into deep self-doubt.

On the other side, in the hospital, Fu Yu's right index finger twitched slightly.Well, I want to pay Shi Xiaoyue, and beg him not to sing let alone dance.