You Plan To Kill Me With Meng?

In view of the distance between the two sides, Qiao Qixi only saw a particularly enchanting figure when he glanced at it just now, and he intuitively felt that the other party was a very cute eel.

After hearing his indiscriminate greeting, the eel seemed to sense that there was a living thing beside him, and turned its head very excitedly.

Of course he didn't say hi to Qiao Qixi, but Qiao Qixi, a rebellious old baby, was terrified by the eel's dignity as soon as he broke free from Otis' embrace and turned around.

"—"

Qiao Qixi's mood at the time: Oh, what an ugly fish!

That fish, well, the whole head of the eel was bloody, and there was nothing else to be seen except a round mouth full of teeth.

Didn't this thing that looked like a prehistoric monster really come back from time travel?

It looks kind of disgusting too...

Alexander, who wanted to say hello just now, backed away for a long time, crying to Otis, "It looks like..."

"Scared you to tears?" Otis' tone contained no sarcasm, but was just stating the facts, with a touch of worry.

"No, I'm crying ugly." Qiao Qixi sniffed.

"..." Otis was silent, because he didn't understand why he cried when he saw an ugly fish.

But the little milk whale cried, because of that eel, so everything was the fault of that eel.

"I'll bite it to death." After a moment of silence, Otis thought of the only solution.

As long as the eel is not there, the baby milk whale will not cry.

Kill that eel?

Qiao Qixi split, what did Otis think?

"No! Don't touch it..." Qiao Qixi had a big reaction, just thinking about the scene, he couldn't accept it: "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, let's go, ignore it."

It would be terrible if Otis were to touch such an ugly fish with his mouth and then kiss him again.

Otis quietly looked at the frayed Alexander, probably in a daze, but on the surface he was very calm: "Yeah."

"Odis, if you dare to kiss me with the mouth that touched the ugly eel, break up." Qiao Qixi thought that he was really going to kill the eel, and hurriedly threatened, which was the most powerful threat he could think of.

Their fierce argument was heard even by the surrounding killer whales.

"What's wrong? I heard Alexander crying." Eddie, who was closest to them, asked worriedly, and guessed wildly by the way: "Odis, did you bully Alexander? Why did he break up with you?"

Otis rolled his eyes and didn't even bother to reply. Rumor has it that he is the last person in the world who will bully Alexander.

"It's nothing, let's go." Qiao Qixi calmed down a bit, praying to God to give him a pair of eyes that had never seen a lamprey, and at the same time swam away like being chased by a dog.

"What? Otis made Alexander cry, and they are going to break up now." Balala, who was eating snacks on the other side, competed to be the class representative, summing up the facts.

"Oh, Alexander is leaving Otis, who made him cry." When the news reached Kerry, the facts had been completely distorted, and he watched the excitement without hesitation: "Are you going to break up? Are you going back to Antarctica? "

"Back to Antarctica?" The leader was speechless: "Didn't we just come here?"

"You guys are so boring." Daya complained as if he couldn't bear it. It wasn't like this at all. He was the only one who thought that his companions were all stupid [beep]——?

"It's boring." Otis originally only wanted to be a cool guy, but his companion spread rumors everywhere that he broke up with the little milk whale. He could only explain: "Alexander was scared to cry by the lamprey, I didn't bully him .”

"..." Qiao Qixi, who was exposed, thought, I thank you, I just fake crying, do you understand the exaggerated expression!

You don't have to be so honest to restore the truth, I also have to face.

Alexander had to explain himself: "I didn't cry, I didn't cry."

"But we all heard you cry." Lying is not a good boy

Several handsome guys in suits from ABCDE spoke together, completely tearing off the strong mask of the Antarctic killer whale.

Fortunately, they didn't keep their eyes on this matter, and quickly shifted their focus to the eel that could scare Alexander to tears.

In their impression, the lamprey gills are small, ugly, with very little meat, so they don't deserve their attention.

"The hairtail is also long, and the hairtail is delicious." Jumping thinking, one second was still studying the eel that scared Alexander to tears, and the next second he began to discuss which fish is delicious.

There is no relationship between the two fingers, but the next sentence the killer whales answered is really nothing to do with it: "I feel that my eyes are a little cold, how about you?"

"…fine."

They start chatting, seemingly completely oblivious to the 'Otis and Alexander are breaking up' fake news.

This is great.

Joe Bear: It turns out that killer whales, like goldfish, only have a seven-second memory.

They chatted very vigorously, and a voice joined in weakly: "Do you still remember that I was scared to cry just now?"

This is also a direction worthy of research!

On the ability of orcas to remember everyday trifles.

"Remember!" The killer whales reported.

Alexander: ...

Sorry to interrupt!

The little killer whale was frightened, and then it was very quiet. It obediently followed Otis, and no longer said hello to the passing sea animals, and even saw the long figure with psychological shadows.

It's quite puzzling. This is not the deep sea below several thousand meters. It looks so casual. Is it really good?

"Hey..." Otis may have noticed that Qiao Qixi had been silent for too long, so he couldn't help rubbing his body against the other party, his voice conveying worry.

"It's okay, I'm sorry Otis." Qiao Qixi apologized, because she was too emotional just now, she accidentally said words like 'break up'.

Except for Otis, Qiao Qixi has no love experience with others, but he knows that this situation is still too much, so he has to apologize.

Whether the other party can understand or not.

Otis really didn't seem to understand. The other party just tilted his head, as if thinking about the little boyfriend who was so frightened that he lost his composure.

Then he called Alexander's name happily, but he didn't seem to be affected.

That's great, it's good not to think too much, Qiao Qixi sighed for the 1001st time, otherwise a love idiot like myself would definitely screw things up.

"Otis, I love you." Qiao Qixi confessed.

Every time he said that, Otis would be happy, manifested in kissing him more intimately.

Be nice to him.

However, killer whales have very simple means of expressing "good", except for feeding or feeding.

If things go on like this, Qiao Qixi has also learned to behave. It is best to confess when you are hungry, so that you can avoid the embarrassment of eating two meals.

Today, he still wants to get rich and become well-off through his own efforts. Simply put, he wants to hunt by himself.

However, in Otis' mind, they are now in an unfamiliar environment, facing unfamiliar prey, and unknown dangers lurk everywhere, such as just now... All in all, the little milk whale should not get involved in the hunting.

Otis refused to let them act together, and Qiao Qixi was so bored that he picked his feet, no, he doesn't even have the conditions to pick his feet now, so he can only take a nap.

But how can you take a nap.

It’s okay to be in other places, he will not fight with Otis, but in the North Pole, there are more or less legends about him here, and he will be sorry for his own flesh if he doesn’t do anything.

Quietly looked around for a moment, then thought about it again, Qiao Qixi quietly left the surroundings while Otis was concentrating on hunting, and swam to another place where prey appeared.

This is a place he is familiar with, and he travels excitedly, thinking only of delicious seals in his heart, thinking that no matter what, he will catch a seal alone to reward everyone.

Do the best for the landlord.

Drifting all the way down the endless glaciers, even if you can't find prey, this kind of time to relax is very happy.

The whale floated alone for about 45 kilometers, and Alexander, who was lying on his back basking in the sun, heard movement around him.

He raised his head and saw that there was a male killer whale in the distance. It was nothing special. Qiao Qixi planned to ignore it. The key point was that the other party was chasing a yellow industrial bucket and playing with it alone on the sea surface. .

"Grumbling..."

Qiao Qixi was stunned, and almost choked on water because of the stunned.

This scene has to be said to be quite familiar. He counted the obvious keywords, the North Pole, the little yellow barrel, and the male killer whale playing with the little yellow barrel. It's numb. Isn't this combination Otis?

"..." However, he already had an Otis at home, whom he had kissed and slept with.

He doesn't care, the one at home is the real Otis...

Qiao Qixi panicked for a moment, and quickly analyzed it with a serious face. Maybe it was a coincidence. I knew that killer whales were very common, and small yellow barrels were also... quite common.

Maybe this big killer whale was playing with the small yellow bucket just for fun. Killer whales are always curious about these things.

Don't panic, don't panic, since you all believe that the Atlantic killer whale is Otis, you have to trust your intuition and don't waver casually...

There is no rule, Otis must be reborn in the North Pole, right?

Looking at the killer whale in front of him, Qiao Qixi planned to go over and contact him.

He swam over and looked at the other orca playing in a very friendly manner, while the orca playing with the small yellow bucket became quiet when he found other orcas approaching.

But the little yellow bucket is still on his pectoral fins, Qiao Qixi misses this scene, he wants to say: Brother, can you lend me this bucket for fun?

A killer whale from the Antarctic faced an Arctic killer whale, and neither of them made a sound for a while.

Well, because it is impossible to communicate even by making a sound, the languages ​​of the north and the south must not communicate with each other. No matter how bad Qiao Qixi's learning ability is, it is impossible for him to learn the language of the Arctic Ocean killer whale as an Antarctic killer whale. He has no chance to listen to it. to ah.

Then you can only communicate with the Buddhist system with your eyes, and how much you can comprehend the meaning seems to depend on God's will.

Qiao Xiaoxiong asked with his eyes: Why are you playing with the little yellow bucket?

The other party looked at him sideways with disdain: what's your business?

Emma, ​​the attitude is old-fashioned.

It couldn't be Otis anyway.

Of course, this is just Qiao Qixi's imagination. Hey, they have no way to communicate at all.

"Hey..." Give me your bucket, please?This time, Qiao Qixi not only spoke, but also acted.

Ming Jing didn't talk dark words, he didn't take a fancy to this killer whale, but he took a fancy to the other party's toys.

And the killer whale protected his belongings, and rejected Qiao Qixi clearly with his actions.

Qiao Qixi: Oh, how dare you refuse?

He beeped in his heart and thought: I have 6 thugs, they are passing whales that make all marine animals fearful!

Okay, let's start bullying the whale.

"Hey..." Give me your bucket, and I'll let you go, how about it?

The orca didn't say anything, but behind him, he could vaguely see more than a dozen dorsal fins of the Arctic Ocean orca, coming slowly.

worse.

People with intensive phobia will probably go crazy seeing this scene.

Qiao Qixi doesn't have intensive phobia, but he is still afraid, his tail is numb. It turns out that this is a hidden boss, not a cat or dog that any whale can bully.

… Excuse me, Excuse me.

He turned around quickly, flicked his tail and slipped away.

Woo woo woo woo.

He was certain in his heart that the killer whale that 'bullied' him like this had nothing to do with Otis.

Arctic Ocean Killer Whale: ...I don't seem to have done anything, right? !This is slander!

He just didn't move, and he was protecting his toy. This killer whale from outside was unreasonable.

Qiao Unreasonable Tanabata escaped from the opponent's pursuit range, heaved a sigh of relief, and then felt that he didn't have to be so guilty. Didn't he do nothing?

wrong.

Thinking about what he had done just now, Qiao Qixi was ashamed for a while. When he came out of the house, he vowed to be a chivalrous passer-by whale.

Scratching your head, the result has been out for so long, it seems that you haven't done any good deeds.

Just now I thought that the strong dragon would suppress the local snakes and steal their things...

Thankfully no one knows...

"Alexander, who are you threatening? Do you need us to come and help?" Kerry's eager voice came. He hadn't fought for a long time, and he seemed to want to exercise his muscles and bones, and his tone was full of trouble.

"No, I didn't threaten anyone." Qiao Qixi 囧, does this mean that good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles?

"Really?" Kerry couldn't believe that there was a problem with his comprehension: "I just heard you want to fight..."

It's a shame there isn't.

"I heard it too." Bharara's voice was vague, apparently taking the time to talk to them: "Alexander is quite fierce, woo woo woo."

"What are you eating?" ACDE+Joe Tanabata.

"..." Balala, who ate alone, thought to himself, and would not have spoken if he had known.

"Little cutie, where did you go?" Probably hearing their conversation, Qiao Qixi's voice came from Otis looking for him: "Come back soon."

"Otis! Have you caught the seal?" They all heard just now, and Otis caught the seal for Alexander.

"What's none of your business?" Otis responded seriously.

Qiao Qixi blinked her eyes, and felt that this scene was very familiar, as if she had seen it before?

It took a while to remember that he had guessed the psychology of the strange killer whale before.

Qiao Qixi: Oh, my guess is well-founded. A three-dimensional killer whale would really ask this question.

"Damn it, Otis only loves Alexander." They felt that since Alexander was born, Otis was even more honest with them.

(Do you know what it means to not fake speech? It also uses idioms!)

"Yes, Otis doesn't love me anymore." Eddie was the youngest, and Otis, who thought he was the same age, played best with him. They used to be very good friends.

Every seal that Otis caught once had his bite, but now Otis has changed!

"Eddie, he didn't love you." Daya pierced through the fantasies of some killer whales. As the most rational one, sometimes he really doesn't want to be with these idiots [beep].

"You fart, he loved me," Eddie insisted.

"No." Otis clarified the rumors himself in his busy schedule. It didn't matter before, he always didn't care what his companions beeped, but now, he seemed to intend to refute the rumors.

The other killer whales laughed at Eddie together, and Qiao Qixi laughed too, but it wasn't a mockery, he just thought these killer whales were so cute, and the more familiar they were with their expressions, the more they felt that they were little angels.

"Everyone, don't be sad." Qiao Qixi, as the eye of the storm, said positively: "I'll catch seals for you when I'm full."

ABCDEF: "..." fell into a strange silence.

After much deliberation, there was still no one to pick up this fault, and they were not embarrassed, it was Qiao Qixi herself who was embarrassed.

"?" What do they mean?

I'm so angry!

Qiao Qixi returned to Otis' side listlessly, and the other side bullied him, seeming to surround him in an instant, and said in a cool voice, "Don't leave me quietly."

The coolness made Qiao Qixi's scalp numb. Although he has no hair, he has scalp: "Got it, I'm sorry."

If you are wrong, apologize obediently.

Speaking of it, he didn't deliberately not tell!

It wasn't because Otis was concentrating on hunting at that time, and Qiao Qixi didn't want to disturb the other party's state.

The most important thing about wild animals is hunting and survival. Well, who would have thought that Otis would care so much about such details.

The two sides hugged each other in the cold sea water, and Otis seemed to have returned to normal, and his voice became warmer, as gentle and loose as usual: "What did you meet?"

He also seemed interested in Qiao Qixi's experience.

Qiao Qixi focused on other things, he looked at the seal and said weakly: "The seal is getting cold, Otis."

Otis: "..."

What else could Otis say?We can only tear off the seal's skin first, and feed this little milk whale that can't be beaten, scolded, or fierce.

Successfully changing the subject, Qiao Qixi rolled her nimble eyes and thought, hee hee, I hope everyone's boyfriends are so easy to deal with (no).

He didn't want to say anything about what he experienced just now. Although he was determined in his heart, the killer whale who was with him now was Otis, and he couldn't be wrong, but even if there was a 1% deviation, it still caused a lot to Qiao Qixi. pressure.

This 1% possibility caused him to look at Otis now, feeling afraid of letting him down. If he was wrong, the real Otis would be very sad.

It's as if the key point of the earth's explosion is pressing on him, and he will be under pressure no matter what he does.

After much deliberation, Qiao Qixi decided not to confess her troubles to Odi, because confessing to the other party would only increase troubles.

"Thank you Otis, I'm full." Qiao Qixi felt burdened in her heart, and even eating seals didn't taste too good. You must know that Xiaozao used to eat most of it by himself.

Now the remaining seal meat, he pushes back to Otis.

Of course Otis doesn't know, the little milk whale has a burden in his heart.

While eating, he glanced at Alexander who was a bit weird, obviously he didn't have a goldfish memory: "What exactly did you encounter outside?"

"Huh?" Why hasn't this topic passed yet?

In view of the fact that the other party was asking the bottom line, Qiao Qixi had no choice but to say: "Hey, I met a big killer whale. His toy is very beautiful. I want to grab his toy to play with. Am I wrong?"

Otis blinked: "You're right."

As for why Alexander didn't grab it and came back in despair, he wisely didn't ask.