The love marriage of Bai Yueguang and cinnabar mole
Chapter 42 (1)
"A hybrid of a human and a demon?" Viper clutched his chest. Just now he was recuperating in the lake, when suddenly his tail was pulled and Ni Lin was touched.A period of time? Infuriating energy rushes around, hurting the internal organs.
He must find a place to recuperate as soon as possible.
"Go away? Go, don't touch me. Human cub, it stinks to death."
But Yan Wuji stuck to him like a piece of brown candy that couldn't be shaken off.The little head was rubbing against his thigh, Viper reached out and touched his head, the cub's soft hair? Flicked in his palm.
A burst of "grunt" came out, and Yan Wuji let out a "beep" sound, then let go of the hands holding the Viper's thigh, raised his head helplessly, his big eyes were watery , very innocent, two little hands rubbing back and forth.
Viper looked at the little tail that stopped shaking, squatted down, and helped Yan Wuji put on his pants.
This is not easy, his nails are poisonous and slender and sharp, and the skin of human cubs is extremely soft and delicate, and if he is not careful, it will be scratched, so he carefully pinches the waistbands of both trousers with his nails, and it took a lot of effort to get rid of it. Dress up for Yan Wuji.
The grunt continued, Yan Wuji patted his belly.Viper sat on the stone, spread out his left hand, and made a plate of peach blossom cakes.
This Peach Blossom Crisp is specially made in the palace. It is pink, tender, tender and delicious. Love it, it is very popular with the concubines in the palace.
When Yan Wuji saw the peach blossom cake, his eyes lit up, and he held an index finger in his mouth. When the peach blossom cake was handed to him, he hurriedly stretched out his little hand to catch it, and impatiently put the peach blossom cake into the mouth. mouth to send.
It is one thing to look good in the pastries in the palace, but there is another requirement for the way the eaters eat them. They must be handled with care, otherwise they will become like the current Yan Wuji. The petals shattered and the debris that fell to the ground was more than what was eaten in the mouth.
Seeing that more and more fell, Yan Wuji became anxious. He took small steps on the spot with his left and right feet, moaning and chirping in his throat. In order to avoid falling all on the ground, Yan Wuji could only gobble it up. After a while, little The mouth is full of slag and debris.
Greedy human cubs.
Viper pulled out a towel, wiped Yan Wuji's mouth clean, and handed over the remaining peach blossom cakes.
Yan Wuji looked at the plate in his hand, and a small light bulb lit up next to his head.After eating the last bite of pastry in his hand, he clapped his hands, stretched his calf, climbed onto the Viper, and started to eat the pastry from the plate.
Viper: "?"
Because there is a plate, the crumbs that fall from the peach blossom cakes are all caught in the plate, so you don’t have to be afraid of waste.
After Yan Wuji finished eating the peach blossom crisps, he stuck out his tongue and began to lick the plate until it looked like a mirror? It would reflect light!
Viper: "..."
At this time, the finely divided stones on the ground shook in place, the calm lake water was still calm, and the adder's letter unconsciously protruded from between his lips.
A gust of evil wind came, and Viper covered Yan Wuji's head with a towel, covered Yan Wuji's eyes with his right hand, and cast a spell.The alive and kicking human cub immediately fell into a dream.
In the night, a giant lizard bit a man, stepped on the golden tiles of the palace, and galloped forward.The dark clouds covered the bright moon, and in the darkness, the hard scales were greenish. It jumped suddenly, jumped over two pavilions, and ran towards the imperial garden.
After the clouds and mists dispersed, the moonlight filled Chang'an.
The monitor lizard stopped not far from the viper, and accompanied by several long calls with warning signals, its dark green scales disappeared into the skin, and its bones began to grow. After a burst of "clicking" sounds, , a humanoid man appeared on this land.
The man is about eight or nine feet tall. His facial features and most of his skin still retain the characteristics of a lizard. His upper body is naked, his muscles are strong but slightly shriveled, and several dried monster beast heads are pinned to his waist. Trousers are armor made of iron armor and bone fragments.
The man who turned into a lizard was a little surprised when he saw the child in Viper's arms, and then there was a reverent smile on his face, "So you've already found food."
A comatose eunuch was thrown on the ground, and the lizard laughed, "You don't eat children, so leave them to me."
The body of the human cub was very soft. Yan Wuji slept soundly. Viper patted him on the back and said softly, "I have a use for this child." Ordinary monsters can no longer be approached.
The lizard dismissed Gu Gu, hating that iron could not become steel, and said: "I thought I had enlightened you, why don't you eat children? Children are much more delicious than adults!"
"Monster lizard, I remember saying that you only eat it once a month, why do you still hurt people?"
The man called "Monster Lizard" clenched his fists tightly, green light lingered around his feet, and the overflowing demonic aura made the stones at his feet shatter into powder.
"Your injury can't last for a month at all. Those hateful gods cast a curse on us. As long as we escape from the undead sea, the curse mark will erode our flesh and blood! Don't eat people to replenish essence and become mummies That's us!"
"Viper, no matter how high your cultivation level is, you can't do this? You are the demon king of the Undead Sea, and you have the responsibility to lead the group of demons to resist the God Realm!"
Viper repeated, "I said, once a month."
"Viper! According to the erosion rate of the curse seal, you have to eat at least ten people in a month!"
Viper was silent for a while, and then slowly said, "6000 years ago, there was a war between gods and demons, and demons were killed. We were all trapped in the undead sea. When life is hard, we have to think about it. Undead sea The demon king has changed one after another, and finally it was my turn."
The poisonous lizard said as if looking at Faith: "You have a cultivation base of 6000 years. You are the monster with the highest cultivation base in the Undead Sea. You are almost a demigod. You should have become a demon king a long time ago. I will never forget that day, you led us, broke the seal, escaped from the Undead Sea, came to the world, and gave us a chance to avenge our hatred!"
Viper said indifferently: "When I left the Undead Sea, I said that the human world doesn't regard strength as the law of survival. Here, disperse and work on your own. I am no longer your king. Except for terrible disasters, there is no need to Come find me again. But? If someone makes trouble, I will not tolerate it."
The poisonous lizard knelt down on one knee, clenched his right hand and pressed it on his left shoulder, "Only you defeated me and gave me my name. Viper, I will always be loyal to you and make you king!"
Viper smiled helplessly, "You keep saying that I am your king, but you are never willing to listen to me. Venomous Lizard, let me tell you again, we have left the Undead Sea and arrived at In the world, there is a law of survival in the world, do as the Romans do, we must learn to adapt."
"I don't want revenge, I don't want to be king, and I don't need you to kill anyone for me." As soon as the words fell, the Viper covered his abdomen. There was a scar on his right abdomen, the flesh was split, and there was no scab. , burn marks on the wound.
He was soaked in the lake just now, his ink-like long hair was not completely dry yet, water droplets slipped and fell on the wound, before it touched the wound, it turned into steam and dispersed into smoke.
"It's been 6000 years, and you've been like this forever?! You're obviously a monster, but you're thinking of mortals. Why is that?" The poisonous lizard turned around, and sucked the unconscious eunuch dry in front of the adder. Jing Yuan, the eunuch died in painful struggle.
Viper closed his eyes and covered Yan Wuji's ears.
In the corner of the imperial garden, there were bright lights lit up, and the eunuch's shouts were getting closer.
The poisonous lizard picked up the corpse? Jumped into the lake, and said to Viper with his spiritual sense: "Viper, in my heart, you will always be the demon king. This is your destiny, and you will never be able to get rid of it."
Viper didn't reply.
Day after day, year after year, year after year, living a long time and cultivating a high level, but you can't get what you want, what's the point of all this?
Several eunuchs walked over with lanterns. The eunuch in the lead was the corpse that had been sucked dry by the poisonous lizard just now. He is now a remnant soul. It will only be wiped out at the moment when the dead body is left.
Viper flicked his sleeves and turned into a six or seven-year-old jade dough.
It was none other than Sima Yao.
The eunuchs walked over, and they were all stunned when they saw Yan Wuji sitting on Sima Yao's body.
The leading eunuch smiled all over his face, "Winter is coming soon, Young Master Sima, it's better not to run around." He looked at Yan Wuji, who was sleeping beside him, with a look of embarrassment on his face.
Sima Yao explained: "I went out for a walk when I had nothing to do. I ran into him by chance and played with him for a while. Father Lao sent him back to rest."
Sima in Jingzhong was famous, and the eunuchs dared not disobey.
Sima Yao returned to the bedroom where he was temporarily staying, and Sima Xianyao leaned against the railing half yawning.
When she saw Sima Yao leaving or coming back, she rolled her eyes and said angrily, "It's okay, don't run around. I'm going to attend the queen's tea party in two days, so I can't leave dark circles because of it." She was determined to tease Hairy silk, "I will definitely overwhelm the crowd."
Sima Yao ignored Sima Xianyao, the superficiality of this woman was far beyond his expectation.
Sima Xianyao considered herself an elder, and when she saw Sima Yao being so disrespectful to her, the savagery cultivated at home immediately showed up, and she opened her mouth to yell "little bastard without a father".
Sima Yao sneered, and secretly wrote it down in his heart.He went back to his room, and instead of resting, he searched through all the books he could find.
But there wasn't an instinct to teach him how to make friends with human cubs.
Weixinghu didn't know why he came to the kitchen. He saw a big pig's trotter and went up to chew it.
The pork skin seemed to have been boiled for too long, and it was a bit hard, and he couldn't cut it with his small canine teeth.
But? There is no pig's trotter in the world that he can't conquer. He used all his might!Chew!Bite!
Suddenly someone grabbed his ear and shouted, "Get up! Stop chewing!"
The ground at the foot of the satellite lake suddenly disappeared, and he lost all weight in an instant, and got up from the cradle.
The delicious pig's trotter in his hand was gone, replaced by a small quilt bitten by the little tiger's teeth.
Gu Feizhou stood in the cradle next door with dead fish eyes on his face, condescendingly loathing him.
"What are you eating? You're so energetic and you're still giggling."
Weixinghu thought to himself, if he said he was eating pig's trotters, this person would have laughed at him for several days. If there were pig's trotters on the dinner table, Gu Feizhou would have said venomously, "Eat more? So you don't have to eat the quilt at night."
Listening to this kind of words, it really doesn't taste good to chew on pig's trotters.
So he thought a little bit, and lied, "I'm gnawing on your neck."
Gu Feizhou had thought about all the sarcasm, how could he have imagined that this guy would suddenly be pushing against the child's body?
Immediately, her face turned red, and as if nothing had happened, she climbed out of bed and walked away.
Satellite Lake clenched his small fists and raised them high?
Today is also a day of victory in the struggle!
For breakfast, apart from the usual soy milk fritters and porridge, the nanny also brought a drawer of steamed buns.
On the steamer was a small piece of wood in the shape of a peach blossom, with Yuanxiangzhai engraved on the front and back.
Weixing Lake shuddered, "Isn't this the famous store that has opened all over the country!"
The two looked at each other and smiled, and both remembered one thing.
Probably not long after they finally got rid of their identities as recruits, they could manage a dozen people and become a centurion.
Satellite Lake was lucky, and caught the bandits on the first mountain patrol.
After he came back, he asked Gu Feizhou to go to the restaurant for dinner. At that time, Yuan Xiang Zhai was already very famous, from making breakfast?
In the military camp, there was a satellite lake that drank barrels of wine. I didn’t know why I got drunk after three or two glasses that day, babbling and talking nonsense.
The bragging force became more and more vigorous, and the more excited he became, the whole person suddenly stood up and stepped on the chair with his right foot.
It's about to climb onto the table!
Gu Feizhou hugged and dragged him down, and said with disgust, "You? Don't give it? I'm ashamed!"
Before coming to the restaurant, Gu Feizhou guessed that it would be like this? He deliberately chose a corner seat, but he still managed to get the attention of other people in the restaurant.
Satellite Lake shouted in a coquettish milk voice: "What are you doing! Touch my waist, you stinky bastard!"
As soon as this statement came out, everyone's eyes turned from Satellite Lake to Gu Feizhou.
Gu Feizhou's face turned blue, and he wished that there would be a hole in the ground for him to crawl into immediately.
He immediately threw away the satellite lake and hid in the corner seat.
Satellite Lake took advantage of the situation to block him, with a wicked smile on his face, insisting on making him say he was afraid and begging.Or not? He went out.
Gu Feizhou refused, and the two remained in a stalemate.
After a while, Gu Feizhou wanted to relieve himself, but Weixing Lake refused to let him go, and Xiongpao became stronger with the strength of wine.Gu Feizhou's seventy to eighty catty armor is not too hard to wear, and twenty to thirty catties of weapons can also be held in his hands, and he is not inferior to others in normal training.
But? After all, he is a human being, how can a human beat a bear?
In the end, Gu Feizhou stepped on the table and went out in full view.
He studied under Shen Kang, and inherited the bad habit of trying to save face, stepping on the table, this is the only time in his life.
Gu Feizhou entered the hut, his face was hot and embarrassing, when there was movement behind him, the door was opened!
The door of the hut is different from other doors in that it is only half covered. The person who opens the door has long hands and long feet. He stands on tiptoe and stretches out his hand to hook it, and the door bolt is pulled open.
Satellite Lake squeezed in, rubbing against Gu Feizhou's body, and said they wanted to pee together.Then he got drunk and suddenly hit Gu Feizhou.
The center of gravity of the two was unstable, so they pushed hard.
The hut has collapsed!
Now, the two have known each other for more than 40 years, and they talked about their mutual understanding. If Satellite Lake dared to come in again, Gu Feizhou would kick him out with one kick.
But at that time, even though they had been childhood sweethearts for ten years, they were all ignorant. One thought that the other was unmoved;
Obviously my heart was pounding, but I pretended to be an ordinary joke.
Thinking of this, Weixinghu secretly whispered at Gu Feizhou's ear while the nanny was not paying attention, "Actually, I always wanted to kiss you that time, but I still didn't dare." After speaking, he patted his thigh regretfully.
Gu Feizhou was sullen and silent.
The beautiful but regrettable memories were interrupted by the nanny's thoughts.
"What famous shop? It's just a small broken shop." The nanny finally played her role, and said, "Bring fresh breakfast every day to the door of Hou's mansion, and beg Hou Ye to visit his shop. Why would Lord Hou go to that small dilapidated shop to eat? It's because Madam is kind-hearted, and her taste changed because of her pregnancy, that's why she let him in."
Gu Feizhou picked up a small steamed bun, dipped it in vinegar, and sucked up the marinade inside, but he heard Weixinghu sigh from the side, "They do business very hard."
These words reminded Gu Feizhou that he will also be a business person in the future, so instead of starting over by himself, it is better to invest in some high-quality shops and become the big boss behind the scenes.
"Xing'er. Do you like the buns from this shop?"
"I love to eat. Hi! I like everything delicious."
Gu Feizhou put the toothpick aside, and said seriously to Satellite Lake: "Xing'er, I think this store is pretty good. It's still small in scale now, if we take it down, we just need to wait for it in the future. Just grow and grow, and you don't need to spend any thought."
Satellite Lake didn't raise its head, "How do you know that if we take it down, it will be the same as in the previous life? After more than ten years? It will be open all over the country. What if? It's something to do with Lao Qi and Sima Yao. Same thing, what if we screwed up."
Gu Feizhou spread his hands together, "Then it's just a loss of money from the small shop, no matter how bad it is, don't you really like these buns, so let's give it to you."
"It's easy to say, where do we have money?"
"A small shop doesn't cost much."
"Hi! You really think the store is orange peel!" Weixing Hu took a sip of porridge, "No matter how small the store is, it is also a store in Chang'an!"
Chang’an Migui, as the capital, no matter which corner of the shop it is, the annual rent is at least 30 taels, and the shop in Yuanxiangzhai has been properly managed, even the special label on the steamer. It's so delicate, it costs at least one hundred taels to put it on the plate.
Two taels of silver are enough for a family of five to live for a year, and one hundred taels is not a small amount.
To say that Weixinghu is an adult, the money is irrelevant, but right now he is still a baby, how could Mrs. Wang give him a hundred taels of pocket money?
Faced with doubts, Gu Feizhou was calm, and even had deep eyes. Under the gaze of Satellite Lake, he threw out a light and fluffy sentence.
"One hundred taels I have."
This remark was like thunder on the ground, and Satellite Lake exploded, "You... where did you get one? One hundred taels!"
"After you gave me your pocket money, I made some investments and resold some talismans. I will get back the interest at the end of the month, which is about one hundred and twenty taels."
Weixinghu was so shocked that he couldn't speak. He never cared about money. In his previous life, no matter whether it was in the military camp or at his own home, if he didn't have enough money, he would let Gu Feizhou borrow it and never pay it back.
As soon as I met Gu Feizhou in this life, I gave Gu Feizhou my small purse and let him take care of the money. Usually, I just need to ask him to reach out.
But? I don't know when it will start. It's time for him to even eat maltose.
He always thought that it was Mrs. Wang who thought he was too young, and the pocket money she gave him was not enough.
Only now did I know that it had been confiscated!
Satellite lake one? Slap the table.
Good guy!In less than a year, nearly one hundred taels of fake accounts were made out of his pocket money!
He really deserves to be a master of corruption and bribery.
"Right Prime Minister, Right Prime Minister." Weixing Hu gripped the steamed stuffed bun and sighed, "How much people's fat and people's cream did you drink in your last life?"
Gu Feizhou picked his teeth with a toothpick, did the math and said, "It's only tens of millions."
God!That's tens of millions of taels.
Weixing Lake held up a big fried dough stick, pointed at Gu Feizhou as a weapon, and cursed: "It's a light sentence to let you go into exile. If it were me, a corrupt official like you would have to rip it apart."
"Tch." Gu Feizhou narrowed his eyes and didn't speak, but the meaning in his expression was clearly "It's not for? I use it myself".
Satellite Lake ate the two ends of the fried dough sticks, and the small mouth was bulging, and continued to use the headless fried dough sticks as a weapon, "Then tell me, where did your money go!"
Only one thought popped into his narrow mind, "Did you secretly adopt a daughter?"
Gu Feizhou was so angry that he lost his temper, and said in a deep voice: "When you go out to fight, you will be given a pension. You are generous, and each person will give you one hundred taels. Usually there are three meals, and there must be meat in three days... that's terrible ?It’s 10,000+ mouths, what can you tell me to do?”
It turned out that most of the tens of millions were subsidized by him.
Weixinghu's heart warmed up, and he immediately gave Gu Feizhou half of the fritters to flatter him, "The right minister has worked hard, come on, eat more."
Gu Feizhou turned his head away, "I won't eat it after you eat it."
"I broke it, it's clean, I don't need to bite it. Eat it~"
After flattering for a long time, Prime Minister Right condescended to pick up the deep-fried dough sticks and ate them. Weixing Hu hurriedly pushed the soy milk over and gave it to him by the way.
The two of them discussed the matter of selling the shop again, and they had breakfast for half an hour, but fortunately, no one cared about them, and the nurse didn't know where to fish.
Gu Feizhou said that there are two ways to make a sale, one is to ask Wei Hou to come forward to make a sale, a small shop of [-] taels, as long as the satellite lake is open, it can be done, but in this way, it is considered a sale Come down, this shop has nothing to do with them.
The other kind is very risky and difficult, that is, they negotiate on their own. The advantage is that the store can become private property, and future dividends will be an extra small treasury.
Both of them had gone through big storms, and they planned to provoke them. Anyway, if they were discovered, there would be no loss.
The big deal is that there is another rumor of "four-year-old children's shop" in the streets and alleys.
In the end, Satellite Lake was full of stars, "Feizhou, you are so smart! Smarter than your cheap master."
"I'm not smart, you're too stupid."
Throwing the chopsticks at Weixing Lake, Gao? Gao? Xingxing said bad things about people and insisted on running him down. If he doesn't tear up his mouth today, his surname will not be Wei.
A person becomes smaller and is still a person, and a bear becomes smaller and is still a bear.
Gu Feizhou suffered a disastrous defeat, and took out a small notebook to write down a diary of domestic violence.
If you want to talk about business, you can only talk about it as an adult. After the kidnapping incident on the front line of life and death last time, Gu Feizhou intends to buy Nian Hua's talisman paintings in the market, and now he has several in his hand.
Speaking of talisman paintings, Ye Ling found out that the hard work he had accumulated for many years had been stolen. He was so angry that he cried when he saw people, and even reported the case to the government, but he has not caught the murderer so far. Ye Ling was so angry Yue didn't go to the cockfight, and he became a model of the dandy in the market?
The two had a good meal, one watched the wind, and the other slipped into the laundry room to steal the adults' clothes.
You can't steal the freshly washed ones, and you can't hang them in obvious places.Satellite Lake searched for a long time, and found two old clothes from the cabinet. Gu Feizhou looked dissatisfied. The old?
Satellite Lake looked at Gu Feizhou with a stinky face, and coaxed: "Okay, okay, buy a new one."
So Xingxinghu called the housekeeper and said that he wanted to go to the street to play. The butler arranged carriages and horses, and they walked to the clothing store. clothing.
Gu Feizhou picked out a white scholar's suit with gauze, and the hem of the clothes was embroidered with ink bamboo. Weixinghu complained: "I have the same aesthetics as your cheap master."
Gu Feizhou immediately put the clothes back.
Then I picked and looked again, but none of them were satisfied. Finally, seeing that the servants were coming, I still wanted the white or black one embroidered with ink bamboo.
Satellite Lake felt resentful in his heart, wouldn't it be enough if he didn't act pretentious at first?Garbage reader!
The adult clothes were too big, and it took several child clothes to cover them.
Gu Feizhou said that it didn't matter if he was discovered, so he said it was given to Shen Kang.
Satellite Lake sounded reasonable, "As expected of you, you can blame everything, so smart."
The shopkeeper of Yuanxiangzhai still came to visit the shop every day? The two of them figured out the time of the day? They rubbed out the talismans in the room.
After a burst of white smoke, two teenagers wearing only shorts appeared out of nowhere, and Gu Feizhou immediately picked up his clothes and put them on.
Satellite Lake admired his muscles as usual, then glanced at Gu Feizhou, stretched out his hand and squeezed his abdomen, "You don't have abs either! It's just not as obvious as mine!"
Gu Feizhou kicked him, and cursed: "There is a time limit, hurry up!"
Satellite Lake is still wearing the servant's clothes, he has no obsession with cleanliness, and he also wears the clothes of the dead on the battlefield, he doesn't care about it.
Go? Exit the door, go to Xingxing Lake? Not even two steps ahead, when he heard a coquettish cough behind him, he turned around, bowed respectfully, and handed over the fan, "Master, please~"
Gu Feizhou took the fan, opened it gracefully and fanned it.
It's already late autumn, and there is a cold wind blowing even without a fan.Gu Feizhou closed the fan calmly and put it in his clothes.
Satellite Lake followed behind, gesticulating the word "hypocritical".
For others, it is easy to come in and difficult to get out of Hou Mansion; but for Gu Wei who is curled up in the child's body, it is easy to come in and difficult to get out.
From the two-person room to the side door, you have to pass through several long corridors. People come and go in these places, and they are all staring.
The body of an adult man opened the door for two people. There are hundreds of people in the Hou's mansion, even the housekeeper. It is impossible for everyone to remember clearly. Two are dressed gorgeously, and the other is dressed as a servant, who thinks he is the master's distinguished guest, how dare he stop him?
The two walked unimpeded? Out of the side door.
"Comfortable! My lord's body? It's good, no one follows me anywhere!" Satellite Lake has been forced to wear diapers, eat, drink, and sloppy all this time. He has long been tired of being followed.
Not far away, the shopkeeper of Yuanxiangzhai was tucking his hands into his sleeves, with a box of breakfast at his feet.He was in his early thirties? He was short in stature and had sharp eyesight.It was late autumn, but he was only wearing a single shirt, but the breakfast box at his feet was made of high-quality wood with carved patterns, which was priceless.
To do business in Chang'an, you must be worthy of noble people, otherwise it will always be just a small shop.
Gu Feizhou saw this person's ambition and determination, and was very satisfied.
"Boss Wu, how is business doing well recently?"
Wu Hao turned around, and saw a wealthy young man with a handsome face, waving a folding fan and looking at him with a smile.
The supporter of Weixing Lake was immediately in place, and coughed twice, "Boss Wu, my young master is the cousin of Marquis Dingguo. I stayed at the house for a while and ate your breakfast. I think it's very good. I want to talk to you carefully. Do you have time?"
Wu Hao immediately smiled, "If you are free, my shop is just a few streets away. I'll take the two of you to have a look."
"No need." Gu Feizhou put away his fan and gave Weixinghu a wink, "I have something to do right away, so let's talk about it here."
Wu Hao's face showed embarrassment.
Weixinghu understood, snickered at the corner of his mouth, and opened his mouth to come, "Boss Wu, my son? It's made of gold, and the old mud on his body is covered with gold flakes. His time? It's precious! Look at this It's so cold, let my son, this delicate flower, blow the northwest wind in the cold wind, how dare you!"
When Gu Feizhou heard "Jin Flakes", he knew that the bear would take the opportunity to tease him. When he heard the word "Jiaohua", he couldn't help but twitched his mouth. It's Jiaohua."
Wu Hao repeatedly said yes, because he didn't think carefully.
Next, Gu Feizhou discussed with Wu Hao about the paving. Satellite Lake was watching the wind. He had an hourglass in his hand. Seeing that the sand was running out, he coughed twice and gave Gu Feizhou a wink.
Gu Feizhou took out the token of the Hou Mansion from his arms, "I'm only here for a while? I'm temporarily staying in the Hou Mansion, and I will go to other places to do business in a few days. If you want to contact me, just take this token. Come to the Hou Mansion to find Wei Xiaohou Ye, he will pass the message for you."
Wu Hao hesitated, "Master Wei Xiaohou is a child prodigy, everyone in Chang'an knows it, but he..."
"Boss Wu, you don't judge high or low by age in everything. The first emperor ruled the Central Plains, but you are a young man who can succeed? You will only feel that you are too late. You, Boss Wu, are alone in Chang'an. You can only feel that you are not young enough, and you have missed many opportunities, don’t you?”
Wu Hao was hit in the heart, agreed and accepted the token.
The two bid farewell to Wu Hao, and there was very little sand in the hourglass.
"Is it done?"
"Is there any failure in my shot? It's almost the same, after a while? We can talk again, and we can sign the contract. At that time, we will share [-]% to [-]%, and we will be the big club."
Satellite Lake was excited and jumped up. After jumping twice, he realized that his body was very heavy. Only then did he realize that he was still an adult.When he was a child, Gu Feizhou always reminded him to look like a child, so he jumped up and down habitually, becoming an adult for a while, but he couldn't change it back.
"I'll tell you the specifics later, let's turn back into a child and slip into the Marquis's Mansion first." As soon as the words fell, a puff of white smoke flew over, and most of the white scribe uniforms were spread on the ground. The flying boat turned back into Xiaodouding, and looked up at the satellite lake.
Satellite Lake handed the child's clothes to him, "I should be there soon, you change first."
Gu Feizhou got dressed, put on the bib, and fastened the diaper.
Looking up, the satellite lake is still tall? Ma Dadi stood there.
Gu Feizhou: "..."
Satellite Lake: "..."
Gu Feizhou scolded: "Did you sneak an extra sheet while I wasn't paying attention!"
Satellite Lake said anxiously: "No wow!"
Seeing that it was still early, there was no movement in the Hou's mansion, and the nanny was nowhere to be seen, so no one noticed for the time being that they were gone.
Gu Feizhou turned the hourglass upside down, pressed his fists, the whites of the dead fish eyes almost ate up the eyeballs.
"Satellite Lake, if the sand leaks out, you just turn back, let's see how I deal with you."
"Hey! I didn't rub too much! Trust me!"
Ever since, I have been squatting in the corner of the wall since I was a child, watching the sand in the hourglass on the ground disappear little by little.
The last grain of sand fell down.
Nothing happened.
Even if Satellite Lake squats down, it can still look down at Gu Feizhou and touch his head.
After a while of silence, the bear's paw slammed on the wall, "What's going on! I can't change back! Why is that!" Satellite Lake threw his head up to the sky and screamed.
"Don't panic, most of the spells are tricks, maybe there is something wrong with the talisman you used." Gu Feizhou thought for a while, "Well, you should find an inn to live in today, and then write a The note, just say that I miss my two senior brothers and went to play in Shen's house. I will give the note to your mother when the curfew is about to come, so? They are suspicious and can't go out until tomorrow. If you can change back before tomorrow, Everyone will be happy."
Satellite Lake felt unreliable after hearing this, and this method was too risky, "Can't we just tell our parents that I used a talisman and it didn't change back?"
Gu Feizhou frowned, "It's not impossible, but? I don't recommend doing this."
Satellite Lake shouted at the top of his voice: "Don't worry about your small business at this time! I can't change it now, what can I do!"
"It's not for Yuanfang Zhai, it's for your bad habits brought out in the barracks."
Gu Feizhou glanced at him from top to bottom, "Your previous body was that of a child, and sometimes you would brag and say big things, and if you leaked something from the past, adults would just laugh it off. But you With this adult body now, if I still can't control myself and talk about the past, what should I do?"
"Let's go to Shen Mansion."
"Okay." Weixinghu nodded, "Anyway, your cheap master is not in Chang'an."
As soon as the words fell, I heard the maids in the wall screaming, "Ah! Master Shen has returned to Chang'an, and came to the Hou's Mansion, go and see!", "Sisters, go quickly, Master Shen brought back a piece of paper. This little brother in red is so handsome!"
Gu Feizhou: "..."
Satellite Lake: "..."
oops……
The pot was thrown out and flew back again, what should I do...
Gu Feizhou rubbed his face, sighed and said: "It seems that I can only say it clearly, but you must remember that you are a four-year-old child."
"How do I remember!" Weixing Lake was about to cry, "I've lived for more than 50 years. I'm a half-buried old man, and I died once! Now my body is a seventeen or eighteen-year-old yellow-haired man. Boy, you still tell me that I am actually only four years old? Why am I four years old!"
Gu Feizhou comforted him: "I know that you have lived for more than 50 years, and I know that your current body is a young man with a weak crown, but in the eyes of others, you are just a four-year-old child!"
The satellite lake is too high, Gu Feizhou can only hold his trouser legs, and said earnestly: "Xing'er, you must know that you are a four-year-old child!"
"Then what should I do? Before, I just bounced and bounced."
"You are as stupid as you are."
Satellite Lake let out a howl, "But? I'm already stupid enough, how could I be stupid?"
"Forget it." Gu Feizhou lay flat on the ground, closed his eyes, "You can bury me, hurry up, I am tired, tired of work, and have no hope."
"Don't pretend to be dead! Hurry up and find a way!"
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"My dad is a heartthrob running with the ball"
Also known as "Master Beauty's Oil Bottle"
Peanut lost his father before he was born, and he and Xianzun's father depended on each other for life.
Peanut thought that the father and son were going to sing Xiaobaicai, but unexpectedly——
The high and mighty Dijun would lower his figure, hold his father's hand and say, "Let Gu take care of you and Peanut."
The romantic and affectionate Mozun is the third father
He must find a place to recuperate as soon as possible.
"Go away? Go, don't touch me. Human cub, it stinks to death."
But Yan Wuji stuck to him like a piece of brown candy that couldn't be shaken off.The little head was rubbing against his thigh, Viper reached out and touched his head, the cub's soft hair? Flicked in his palm.
A burst of "grunt" came out, and Yan Wuji let out a "beep" sound, then let go of the hands holding the Viper's thigh, raised his head helplessly, his big eyes were watery , very innocent, two little hands rubbing back and forth.
Viper looked at the little tail that stopped shaking, squatted down, and helped Yan Wuji put on his pants.
This is not easy, his nails are poisonous and slender and sharp, and the skin of human cubs is extremely soft and delicate, and if he is not careful, it will be scratched, so he carefully pinches the waistbands of both trousers with his nails, and it took a lot of effort to get rid of it. Dress up for Yan Wuji.
The grunt continued, Yan Wuji patted his belly.Viper sat on the stone, spread out his left hand, and made a plate of peach blossom cakes.
This Peach Blossom Crisp is specially made in the palace. It is pink, tender, tender and delicious. Love it, it is very popular with the concubines in the palace.
When Yan Wuji saw the peach blossom cake, his eyes lit up, and he held an index finger in his mouth. When the peach blossom cake was handed to him, he hurriedly stretched out his little hand to catch it, and impatiently put the peach blossom cake into the mouth. mouth to send.
It is one thing to look good in the pastries in the palace, but there is another requirement for the way the eaters eat them. They must be handled with care, otherwise they will become like the current Yan Wuji. The petals shattered and the debris that fell to the ground was more than what was eaten in the mouth.
Seeing that more and more fell, Yan Wuji became anxious. He took small steps on the spot with his left and right feet, moaning and chirping in his throat. In order to avoid falling all on the ground, Yan Wuji could only gobble it up. After a while, little The mouth is full of slag and debris.
Greedy human cubs.
Viper pulled out a towel, wiped Yan Wuji's mouth clean, and handed over the remaining peach blossom cakes.
Yan Wuji looked at the plate in his hand, and a small light bulb lit up next to his head.After eating the last bite of pastry in his hand, he clapped his hands, stretched his calf, climbed onto the Viper, and started to eat the pastry from the plate.
Viper: "?"
Because there is a plate, the crumbs that fall from the peach blossom cakes are all caught in the plate, so you don’t have to be afraid of waste.
After Yan Wuji finished eating the peach blossom crisps, he stuck out his tongue and began to lick the plate until it looked like a mirror? It would reflect light!
Viper: "..."
At this time, the finely divided stones on the ground shook in place, the calm lake water was still calm, and the adder's letter unconsciously protruded from between his lips.
A gust of evil wind came, and Viper covered Yan Wuji's head with a towel, covered Yan Wuji's eyes with his right hand, and cast a spell.The alive and kicking human cub immediately fell into a dream.
In the night, a giant lizard bit a man, stepped on the golden tiles of the palace, and galloped forward.The dark clouds covered the bright moon, and in the darkness, the hard scales were greenish. It jumped suddenly, jumped over two pavilions, and ran towards the imperial garden.
After the clouds and mists dispersed, the moonlight filled Chang'an.
The monitor lizard stopped not far from the viper, and accompanied by several long calls with warning signals, its dark green scales disappeared into the skin, and its bones began to grow. After a burst of "clicking" sounds, , a humanoid man appeared on this land.
The man is about eight or nine feet tall. His facial features and most of his skin still retain the characteristics of a lizard. His upper body is naked, his muscles are strong but slightly shriveled, and several dried monster beast heads are pinned to his waist. Trousers are armor made of iron armor and bone fragments.
The man who turned into a lizard was a little surprised when he saw the child in Viper's arms, and then there was a reverent smile on his face, "So you've already found food."
A comatose eunuch was thrown on the ground, and the lizard laughed, "You don't eat children, so leave them to me."
The body of the human cub was very soft. Yan Wuji slept soundly. Viper patted him on the back and said softly, "I have a use for this child." Ordinary monsters can no longer be approached.
The lizard dismissed Gu Gu, hating that iron could not become steel, and said: "I thought I had enlightened you, why don't you eat children? Children are much more delicious than adults!"
"Monster lizard, I remember saying that you only eat it once a month, why do you still hurt people?"
The man called "Monster Lizard" clenched his fists tightly, green light lingered around his feet, and the overflowing demonic aura made the stones at his feet shatter into powder.
"Your injury can't last for a month at all. Those hateful gods cast a curse on us. As long as we escape from the undead sea, the curse mark will erode our flesh and blood! Don't eat people to replenish essence and become mummies That's us!"
"Viper, no matter how high your cultivation level is, you can't do this? You are the demon king of the Undead Sea, and you have the responsibility to lead the group of demons to resist the God Realm!"
Viper repeated, "I said, once a month."
"Viper! According to the erosion rate of the curse seal, you have to eat at least ten people in a month!"
Viper was silent for a while, and then slowly said, "6000 years ago, there was a war between gods and demons, and demons were killed. We were all trapped in the undead sea. When life is hard, we have to think about it. Undead sea The demon king has changed one after another, and finally it was my turn."
The poisonous lizard said as if looking at Faith: "You have a cultivation base of 6000 years. You are the monster with the highest cultivation base in the Undead Sea. You are almost a demigod. You should have become a demon king a long time ago. I will never forget that day, you led us, broke the seal, escaped from the Undead Sea, came to the world, and gave us a chance to avenge our hatred!"
Viper said indifferently: "When I left the Undead Sea, I said that the human world doesn't regard strength as the law of survival. Here, disperse and work on your own. I am no longer your king. Except for terrible disasters, there is no need to Come find me again. But? If someone makes trouble, I will not tolerate it."
The poisonous lizard knelt down on one knee, clenched his right hand and pressed it on his left shoulder, "Only you defeated me and gave me my name. Viper, I will always be loyal to you and make you king!"
Viper smiled helplessly, "You keep saying that I am your king, but you are never willing to listen to me. Venomous Lizard, let me tell you again, we have left the Undead Sea and arrived at In the world, there is a law of survival in the world, do as the Romans do, we must learn to adapt."
"I don't want revenge, I don't want to be king, and I don't need you to kill anyone for me." As soon as the words fell, the Viper covered his abdomen. There was a scar on his right abdomen, the flesh was split, and there was no scab. , burn marks on the wound.
He was soaked in the lake just now, his ink-like long hair was not completely dry yet, water droplets slipped and fell on the wound, before it touched the wound, it turned into steam and dispersed into smoke.
"It's been 6000 years, and you've been like this forever?! You're obviously a monster, but you're thinking of mortals. Why is that?" The poisonous lizard turned around, and sucked the unconscious eunuch dry in front of the adder. Jing Yuan, the eunuch died in painful struggle.
Viper closed his eyes and covered Yan Wuji's ears.
In the corner of the imperial garden, there were bright lights lit up, and the eunuch's shouts were getting closer.
The poisonous lizard picked up the corpse? Jumped into the lake, and said to Viper with his spiritual sense: "Viper, in my heart, you will always be the demon king. This is your destiny, and you will never be able to get rid of it."
Viper didn't reply.
Day after day, year after year, year after year, living a long time and cultivating a high level, but you can't get what you want, what's the point of all this?
Several eunuchs walked over with lanterns. The eunuch in the lead was the corpse that had been sucked dry by the poisonous lizard just now. He is now a remnant soul. It will only be wiped out at the moment when the dead body is left.
Viper flicked his sleeves and turned into a six or seven-year-old jade dough.
It was none other than Sima Yao.
The eunuchs walked over, and they were all stunned when they saw Yan Wuji sitting on Sima Yao's body.
The leading eunuch smiled all over his face, "Winter is coming soon, Young Master Sima, it's better not to run around." He looked at Yan Wuji, who was sleeping beside him, with a look of embarrassment on his face.
Sima Yao explained: "I went out for a walk when I had nothing to do. I ran into him by chance and played with him for a while. Father Lao sent him back to rest."
Sima in Jingzhong was famous, and the eunuchs dared not disobey.
Sima Yao returned to the bedroom where he was temporarily staying, and Sima Xianyao leaned against the railing half yawning.
When she saw Sima Yao leaving or coming back, she rolled her eyes and said angrily, "It's okay, don't run around. I'm going to attend the queen's tea party in two days, so I can't leave dark circles because of it." She was determined to tease Hairy silk, "I will definitely overwhelm the crowd."
Sima Yao ignored Sima Xianyao, the superficiality of this woman was far beyond his expectation.
Sima Xianyao considered herself an elder, and when she saw Sima Yao being so disrespectful to her, the savagery cultivated at home immediately showed up, and she opened her mouth to yell "little bastard without a father".
Sima Yao sneered, and secretly wrote it down in his heart.He went back to his room, and instead of resting, he searched through all the books he could find.
But there wasn't an instinct to teach him how to make friends with human cubs.
Weixinghu didn't know why he came to the kitchen. He saw a big pig's trotter and went up to chew it.
The pork skin seemed to have been boiled for too long, and it was a bit hard, and he couldn't cut it with his small canine teeth.
But? There is no pig's trotter in the world that he can't conquer. He used all his might!Chew!Bite!
Suddenly someone grabbed his ear and shouted, "Get up! Stop chewing!"
The ground at the foot of the satellite lake suddenly disappeared, and he lost all weight in an instant, and got up from the cradle.
The delicious pig's trotter in his hand was gone, replaced by a small quilt bitten by the little tiger's teeth.
Gu Feizhou stood in the cradle next door with dead fish eyes on his face, condescendingly loathing him.
"What are you eating? You're so energetic and you're still giggling."
Weixinghu thought to himself, if he said he was eating pig's trotters, this person would have laughed at him for several days. If there were pig's trotters on the dinner table, Gu Feizhou would have said venomously, "Eat more? So you don't have to eat the quilt at night."
Listening to this kind of words, it really doesn't taste good to chew on pig's trotters.
So he thought a little bit, and lied, "I'm gnawing on your neck."
Gu Feizhou had thought about all the sarcasm, how could he have imagined that this guy would suddenly be pushing against the child's body?
Immediately, her face turned red, and as if nothing had happened, she climbed out of bed and walked away.
Satellite Lake clenched his small fists and raised them high?
Today is also a day of victory in the struggle!
For breakfast, apart from the usual soy milk fritters and porridge, the nanny also brought a drawer of steamed buns.
On the steamer was a small piece of wood in the shape of a peach blossom, with Yuanxiangzhai engraved on the front and back.
Weixing Lake shuddered, "Isn't this the famous store that has opened all over the country!"
The two looked at each other and smiled, and both remembered one thing.
Probably not long after they finally got rid of their identities as recruits, they could manage a dozen people and become a centurion.
Satellite Lake was lucky, and caught the bandits on the first mountain patrol.
After he came back, he asked Gu Feizhou to go to the restaurant for dinner. At that time, Yuan Xiang Zhai was already very famous, from making breakfast?
In the military camp, there was a satellite lake that drank barrels of wine. I didn’t know why I got drunk after three or two glasses that day, babbling and talking nonsense.
The bragging force became more and more vigorous, and the more excited he became, the whole person suddenly stood up and stepped on the chair with his right foot.
It's about to climb onto the table!
Gu Feizhou hugged and dragged him down, and said with disgust, "You? Don't give it? I'm ashamed!"
Before coming to the restaurant, Gu Feizhou guessed that it would be like this? He deliberately chose a corner seat, but he still managed to get the attention of other people in the restaurant.
Satellite Lake shouted in a coquettish milk voice: "What are you doing! Touch my waist, you stinky bastard!"
As soon as this statement came out, everyone's eyes turned from Satellite Lake to Gu Feizhou.
Gu Feizhou's face turned blue, and he wished that there would be a hole in the ground for him to crawl into immediately.
He immediately threw away the satellite lake and hid in the corner seat.
Satellite Lake took advantage of the situation to block him, with a wicked smile on his face, insisting on making him say he was afraid and begging.Or not? He went out.
Gu Feizhou refused, and the two remained in a stalemate.
After a while, Gu Feizhou wanted to relieve himself, but Weixing Lake refused to let him go, and Xiongpao became stronger with the strength of wine.Gu Feizhou's seventy to eighty catty armor is not too hard to wear, and twenty to thirty catties of weapons can also be held in his hands, and he is not inferior to others in normal training.
But? After all, he is a human being, how can a human beat a bear?
In the end, Gu Feizhou stepped on the table and went out in full view.
He studied under Shen Kang, and inherited the bad habit of trying to save face, stepping on the table, this is the only time in his life.
Gu Feizhou entered the hut, his face was hot and embarrassing, when there was movement behind him, the door was opened!
The door of the hut is different from other doors in that it is only half covered. The person who opens the door has long hands and long feet. He stands on tiptoe and stretches out his hand to hook it, and the door bolt is pulled open.
Satellite Lake squeezed in, rubbing against Gu Feizhou's body, and said they wanted to pee together.Then he got drunk and suddenly hit Gu Feizhou.
The center of gravity of the two was unstable, so they pushed hard.
The hut has collapsed!
Now, the two have known each other for more than 40 years, and they talked about their mutual understanding. If Satellite Lake dared to come in again, Gu Feizhou would kick him out with one kick.
But at that time, even though they had been childhood sweethearts for ten years, they were all ignorant. One thought that the other was unmoved;
Obviously my heart was pounding, but I pretended to be an ordinary joke.
Thinking of this, Weixinghu secretly whispered at Gu Feizhou's ear while the nanny was not paying attention, "Actually, I always wanted to kiss you that time, but I still didn't dare." After speaking, he patted his thigh regretfully.
Gu Feizhou was sullen and silent.
The beautiful but regrettable memories were interrupted by the nanny's thoughts.
"What famous shop? It's just a small broken shop." The nanny finally played her role, and said, "Bring fresh breakfast every day to the door of Hou's mansion, and beg Hou Ye to visit his shop. Why would Lord Hou go to that small dilapidated shop to eat? It's because Madam is kind-hearted, and her taste changed because of her pregnancy, that's why she let him in."
Gu Feizhou picked up a small steamed bun, dipped it in vinegar, and sucked up the marinade inside, but he heard Weixinghu sigh from the side, "They do business very hard."
These words reminded Gu Feizhou that he will also be a business person in the future, so instead of starting over by himself, it is better to invest in some high-quality shops and become the big boss behind the scenes.
"Xing'er. Do you like the buns from this shop?"
"I love to eat. Hi! I like everything delicious."
Gu Feizhou put the toothpick aside, and said seriously to Satellite Lake: "Xing'er, I think this store is pretty good. It's still small in scale now, if we take it down, we just need to wait for it in the future. Just grow and grow, and you don't need to spend any thought."
Satellite Lake didn't raise its head, "How do you know that if we take it down, it will be the same as in the previous life? After more than ten years? It will be open all over the country. What if? It's something to do with Lao Qi and Sima Yao. Same thing, what if we screwed up."
Gu Feizhou spread his hands together, "Then it's just a loss of money from the small shop, no matter how bad it is, don't you really like these buns, so let's give it to you."
"It's easy to say, where do we have money?"
"A small shop doesn't cost much."
"Hi! You really think the store is orange peel!" Weixing Hu took a sip of porridge, "No matter how small the store is, it is also a store in Chang'an!"
Chang’an Migui, as the capital, no matter which corner of the shop it is, the annual rent is at least 30 taels, and the shop in Yuanxiangzhai has been properly managed, even the special label on the steamer. It's so delicate, it costs at least one hundred taels to put it on the plate.
Two taels of silver are enough for a family of five to live for a year, and one hundred taels is not a small amount.
To say that Weixinghu is an adult, the money is irrelevant, but right now he is still a baby, how could Mrs. Wang give him a hundred taels of pocket money?
Faced with doubts, Gu Feizhou was calm, and even had deep eyes. Under the gaze of Satellite Lake, he threw out a light and fluffy sentence.
"One hundred taels I have."
This remark was like thunder on the ground, and Satellite Lake exploded, "You... where did you get one? One hundred taels!"
"After you gave me your pocket money, I made some investments and resold some talismans. I will get back the interest at the end of the month, which is about one hundred and twenty taels."
Weixinghu was so shocked that he couldn't speak. He never cared about money. In his previous life, no matter whether it was in the military camp or at his own home, if he didn't have enough money, he would let Gu Feizhou borrow it and never pay it back.
As soon as I met Gu Feizhou in this life, I gave Gu Feizhou my small purse and let him take care of the money. Usually, I just need to ask him to reach out.
But? I don't know when it will start. It's time for him to even eat maltose.
He always thought that it was Mrs. Wang who thought he was too young, and the pocket money she gave him was not enough.
Only now did I know that it had been confiscated!
Satellite lake one? Slap the table.
Good guy!In less than a year, nearly one hundred taels of fake accounts were made out of his pocket money!
He really deserves to be a master of corruption and bribery.
"Right Prime Minister, Right Prime Minister." Weixing Hu gripped the steamed stuffed bun and sighed, "How much people's fat and people's cream did you drink in your last life?"
Gu Feizhou picked his teeth with a toothpick, did the math and said, "It's only tens of millions."
God!That's tens of millions of taels.
Weixing Lake held up a big fried dough stick, pointed at Gu Feizhou as a weapon, and cursed: "It's a light sentence to let you go into exile. If it were me, a corrupt official like you would have to rip it apart."
"Tch." Gu Feizhou narrowed his eyes and didn't speak, but the meaning in his expression was clearly "It's not for? I use it myself".
Satellite Lake ate the two ends of the fried dough sticks, and the small mouth was bulging, and continued to use the headless fried dough sticks as a weapon, "Then tell me, where did your money go!"
Only one thought popped into his narrow mind, "Did you secretly adopt a daughter?"
Gu Feizhou was so angry that he lost his temper, and said in a deep voice: "When you go out to fight, you will be given a pension. You are generous, and each person will give you one hundred taels. Usually there are three meals, and there must be meat in three days... that's terrible ?It’s 10,000+ mouths, what can you tell me to do?”
It turned out that most of the tens of millions were subsidized by him.
Weixinghu's heart warmed up, and he immediately gave Gu Feizhou half of the fritters to flatter him, "The right minister has worked hard, come on, eat more."
Gu Feizhou turned his head away, "I won't eat it after you eat it."
"I broke it, it's clean, I don't need to bite it. Eat it~"
After flattering for a long time, Prime Minister Right condescended to pick up the deep-fried dough sticks and ate them. Weixing Hu hurriedly pushed the soy milk over and gave it to him by the way.
The two of them discussed the matter of selling the shop again, and they had breakfast for half an hour, but fortunately, no one cared about them, and the nurse didn't know where to fish.
Gu Feizhou said that there are two ways to make a sale, one is to ask Wei Hou to come forward to make a sale, a small shop of [-] taels, as long as the satellite lake is open, it can be done, but in this way, it is considered a sale Come down, this shop has nothing to do with them.
The other kind is very risky and difficult, that is, they negotiate on their own. The advantage is that the store can become private property, and future dividends will be an extra small treasury.
Both of them had gone through big storms, and they planned to provoke them. Anyway, if they were discovered, there would be no loss.
The big deal is that there is another rumor of "four-year-old children's shop" in the streets and alleys.
In the end, Satellite Lake was full of stars, "Feizhou, you are so smart! Smarter than your cheap master."
"I'm not smart, you're too stupid."
Throwing the chopsticks at Weixing Lake, Gao? Gao? Xingxing said bad things about people and insisted on running him down. If he doesn't tear up his mouth today, his surname will not be Wei.
A person becomes smaller and is still a person, and a bear becomes smaller and is still a bear.
Gu Feizhou suffered a disastrous defeat, and took out a small notebook to write down a diary of domestic violence.
If you want to talk about business, you can only talk about it as an adult. After the kidnapping incident on the front line of life and death last time, Gu Feizhou intends to buy Nian Hua's talisman paintings in the market, and now he has several in his hand.
Speaking of talisman paintings, Ye Ling found out that the hard work he had accumulated for many years had been stolen. He was so angry that he cried when he saw people, and even reported the case to the government, but he has not caught the murderer so far. Ye Ling was so angry Yue didn't go to the cockfight, and he became a model of the dandy in the market?
The two had a good meal, one watched the wind, and the other slipped into the laundry room to steal the adults' clothes.
You can't steal the freshly washed ones, and you can't hang them in obvious places.Satellite Lake searched for a long time, and found two old clothes from the cabinet. Gu Feizhou looked dissatisfied. The old?
Satellite Lake looked at Gu Feizhou with a stinky face, and coaxed: "Okay, okay, buy a new one."
So Xingxinghu called the housekeeper and said that he wanted to go to the street to play. The butler arranged carriages and horses, and they walked to the clothing store. clothing.
Gu Feizhou picked out a white scholar's suit with gauze, and the hem of the clothes was embroidered with ink bamboo. Weixinghu complained: "I have the same aesthetics as your cheap master."
Gu Feizhou immediately put the clothes back.
Then I picked and looked again, but none of them were satisfied. Finally, seeing that the servants were coming, I still wanted the white or black one embroidered with ink bamboo.
Satellite Lake felt resentful in his heart, wouldn't it be enough if he didn't act pretentious at first?Garbage reader!
The adult clothes were too big, and it took several child clothes to cover them.
Gu Feizhou said that it didn't matter if he was discovered, so he said it was given to Shen Kang.
Satellite Lake sounded reasonable, "As expected of you, you can blame everything, so smart."
The shopkeeper of Yuanxiangzhai still came to visit the shop every day? The two of them figured out the time of the day? They rubbed out the talismans in the room.
After a burst of white smoke, two teenagers wearing only shorts appeared out of nowhere, and Gu Feizhou immediately picked up his clothes and put them on.
Satellite Lake admired his muscles as usual, then glanced at Gu Feizhou, stretched out his hand and squeezed his abdomen, "You don't have abs either! It's just not as obvious as mine!"
Gu Feizhou kicked him, and cursed: "There is a time limit, hurry up!"
Satellite Lake is still wearing the servant's clothes, he has no obsession with cleanliness, and he also wears the clothes of the dead on the battlefield, he doesn't care about it.
Go? Exit the door, go to Xingxing Lake? Not even two steps ahead, when he heard a coquettish cough behind him, he turned around, bowed respectfully, and handed over the fan, "Master, please~"
Gu Feizhou took the fan, opened it gracefully and fanned it.
It's already late autumn, and there is a cold wind blowing even without a fan.Gu Feizhou closed the fan calmly and put it in his clothes.
Satellite Lake followed behind, gesticulating the word "hypocritical".
For others, it is easy to come in and difficult to get out of Hou Mansion; but for Gu Wei who is curled up in the child's body, it is easy to come in and difficult to get out.
From the two-person room to the side door, you have to pass through several long corridors. People come and go in these places, and they are all staring.
The body of an adult man opened the door for two people. There are hundreds of people in the Hou's mansion, even the housekeeper. It is impossible for everyone to remember clearly. Two are dressed gorgeously, and the other is dressed as a servant, who thinks he is the master's distinguished guest, how dare he stop him?
The two walked unimpeded? Out of the side door.
"Comfortable! My lord's body? It's good, no one follows me anywhere!" Satellite Lake has been forced to wear diapers, eat, drink, and sloppy all this time. He has long been tired of being followed.
Not far away, the shopkeeper of Yuanxiangzhai was tucking his hands into his sleeves, with a box of breakfast at his feet.He was in his early thirties? He was short in stature and had sharp eyesight.It was late autumn, but he was only wearing a single shirt, but the breakfast box at his feet was made of high-quality wood with carved patterns, which was priceless.
To do business in Chang'an, you must be worthy of noble people, otherwise it will always be just a small shop.
Gu Feizhou saw this person's ambition and determination, and was very satisfied.
"Boss Wu, how is business doing well recently?"
Wu Hao turned around, and saw a wealthy young man with a handsome face, waving a folding fan and looking at him with a smile.
The supporter of Weixing Lake was immediately in place, and coughed twice, "Boss Wu, my young master is the cousin of Marquis Dingguo. I stayed at the house for a while and ate your breakfast. I think it's very good. I want to talk to you carefully. Do you have time?"
Wu Hao immediately smiled, "If you are free, my shop is just a few streets away. I'll take the two of you to have a look."
"No need." Gu Feizhou put away his fan and gave Weixinghu a wink, "I have something to do right away, so let's talk about it here."
Wu Hao's face showed embarrassment.
Weixinghu understood, snickered at the corner of his mouth, and opened his mouth to come, "Boss Wu, my son? It's made of gold, and the old mud on his body is covered with gold flakes. His time? It's precious! Look at this It's so cold, let my son, this delicate flower, blow the northwest wind in the cold wind, how dare you!"
When Gu Feizhou heard "Jin Flakes", he knew that the bear would take the opportunity to tease him. When he heard the word "Jiaohua", he couldn't help but twitched his mouth. It's Jiaohua."
Wu Hao repeatedly said yes, because he didn't think carefully.
Next, Gu Feizhou discussed with Wu Hao about the paving. Satellite Lake was watching the wind. He had an hourglass in his hand. Seeing that the sand was running out, he coughed twice and gave Gu Feizhou a wink.
Gu Feizhou took out the token of the Hou Mansion from his arms, "I'm only here for a while? I'm temporarily staying in the Hou Mansion, and I will go to other places to do business in a few days. If you want to contact me, just take this token. Come to the Hou Mansion to find Wei Xiaohou Ye, he will pass the message for you."
Wu Hao hesitated, "Master Wei Xiaohou is a child prodigy, everyone in Chang'an knows it, but he..."
"Boss Wu, you don't judge high or low by age in everything. The first emperor ruled the Central Plains, but you are a young man who can succeed? You will only feel that you are too late. You, Boss Wu, are alone in Chang'an. You can only feel that you are not young enough, and you have missed many opportunities, don’t you?”
Wu Hao was hit in the heart, agreed and accepted the token.
The two bid farewell to Wu Hao, and there was very little sand in the hourglass.
"Is it done?"
"Is there any failure in my shot? It's almost the same, after a while? We can talk again, and we can sign the contract. At that time, we will share [-]% to [-]%, and we will be the big club."
Satellite Lake was excited and jumped up. After jumping twice, he realized that his body was very heavy. Only then did he realize that he was still an adult.When he was a child, Gu Feizhou always reminded him to look like a child, so he jumped up and down habitually, becoming an adult for a while, but he couldn't change it back.
"I'll tell you the specifics later, let's turn back into a child and slip into the Marquis's Mansion first." As soon as the words fell, a puff of white smoke flew over, and most of the white scribe uniforms were spread on the ground. The flying boat turned back into Xiaodouding, and looked up at the satellite lake.
Satellite Lake handed the child's clothes to him, "I should be there soon, you change first."
Gu Feizhou got dressed, put on the bib, and fastened the diaper.
Looking up, the satellite lake is still tall? Ma Dadi stood there.
Gu Feizhou: "..."
Satellite Lake: "..."
Gu Feizhou scolded: "Did you sneak an extra sheet while I wasn't paying attention!"
Satellite Lake said anxiously: "No wow!"
Seeing that it was still early, there was no movement in the Hou's mansion, and the nanny was nowhere to be seen, so no one noticed for the time being that they were gone.
Gu Feizhou turned the hourglass upside down, pressed his fists, the whites of the dead fish eyes almost ate up the eyeballs.
"Satellite Lake, if the sand leaks out, you just turn back, let's see how I deal with you."
"Hey! I didn't rub too much! Trust me!"
Ever since, I have been squatting in the corner of the wall since I was a child, watching the sand in the hourglass on the ground disappear little by little.
The last grain of sand fell down.
Nothing happened.
Even if Satellite Lake squats down, it can still look down at Gu Feizhou and touch his head.
After a while of silence, the bear's paw slammed on the wall, "What's going on! I can't change back! Why is that!" Satellite Lake threw his head up to the sky and screamed.
"Don't panic, most of the spells are tricks, maybe there is something wrong with the talisman you used." Gu Feizhou thought for a while, "Well, you should find an inn to live in today, and then write a The note, just say that I miss my two senior brothers and went to play in Shen's house. I will give the note to your mother when the curfew is about to come, so? They are suspicious and can't go out until tomorrow. If you can change back before tomorrow, Everyone will be happy."
Satellite Lake felt unreliable after hearing this, and this method was too risky, "Can't we just tell our parents that I used a talisman and it didn't change back?"
Gu Feizhou frowned, "It's not impossible, but? I don't recommend doing this."
Satellite Lake shouted at the top of his voice: "Don't worry about your small business at this time! I can't change it now, what can I do!"
"It's not for Yuanfang Zhai, it's for your bad habits brought out in the barracks."
Gu Feizhou glanced at him from top to bottom, "Your previous body was that of a child, and sometimes you would brag and say big things, and if you leaked something from the past, adults would just laugh it off. But you With this adult body now, if I still can't control myself and talk about the past, what should I do?"
"Let's go to Shen Mansion."
"Okay." Weixinghu nodded, "Anyway, your cheap master is not in Chang'an."
As soon as the words fell, I heard the maids in the wall screaming, "Ah! Master Shen has returned to Chang'an, and came to the Hou's Mansion, go and see!", "Sisters, go quickly, Master Shen brought back a piece of paper. This little brother in red is so handsome!"
Gu Feizhou: "..."
Satellite Lake: "..."
oops……
The pot was thrown out and flew back again, what should I do...
Gu Feizhou rubbed his face, sighed and said: "It seems that I can only say it clearly, but you must remember that you are a four-year-old child."
"How do I remember!" Weixing Lake was about to cry, "I've lived for more than 50 years. I'm a half-buried old man, and I died once! Now my body is a seventeen or eighteen-year-old yellow-haired man. Boy, you still tell me that I am actually only four years old? Why am I four years old!"
Gu Feizhou comforted him: "I know that you have lived for more than 50 years, and I know that your current body is a young man with a weak crown, but in the eyes of others, you are just a four-year-old child!"
The satellite lake is too high, Gu Feizhou can only hold his trouser legs, and said earnestly: "Xing'er, you must know that you are a four-year-old child!"
"Then what should I do? Before, I just bounced and bounced."
"You are as stupid as you are."
Satellite Lake let out a howl, "But? I'm already stupid enough, how could I be stupid?"
"Forget it." Gu Feizhou lay flat on the ground, closed his eyes, "You can bury me, hurry up, I am tired, tired of work, and have no hope."
"Don't pretend to be dead! Hurry up and find a way!"
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