The love marriage of Bai Yueguang and cinnabar mole

After breakfast this morning, the two of them took a walk as usual to promote digestion, and then practiced Tai Chi face to face.

Satellite Lake asked: "Feizhou, didn't you say that we can't do too abnormal things? We are not as high as the table now, will Tai Chi be too abrupt?"

"Don't worry." Gu Feizhou swam his hands and made a gesture of cutting a big watermelon, "We haven't grown our hands and feet yet, others will see us as children twisting and turning, and we can't tell that we are doing Tai Chi."

"Well, you're so smart."

After practicing Tai Chi, the two went back to study. Gu Feizhou took out the book and spread it out, and Weixing Lake rubbed the ink for him, "Haven't you learned it all? Why are you still reading it?"

"Reading it at different times will have different effects. The good thing about famous books is that every time you read them, you will have different understandings."

"If you're amazing, I won't be able to. I couldn't do it when I was studying."

These words aroused Gu Feizhou's memories of the past.

They were twelve or thirteen years old, and when they first studied together in the academy, although they got close, their relationship was just average, they could be called friends, but they couldn't reach close friends.

At that time, Gu Feizhou had just arrived in Chang'an with his father, and there was a stark contrast between the wealth of Chang'an and the poverty of his hometown. This contrast took root in the young man's heart. He wanted to stay, no matter what method he used.

He worshiped Shen Kang as his teacher, and entered an academy that only noble children could enter.He had a smile on his face when he saw everyone, and many people regarded him as a confidant, but he didn't talk to anyone.No matter what other people say, he can easily agree to it, even if he doesn't like it from the bottom of his heart, he can still chat and laugh with each other.

But there is one exception, because this person has no brains.

It was really unexpected for Gu Feizhou to reunite with Satellite Lake in the academy.

The first time Gu Feizhou saw Weixing Lake was in Shenkang Mansion. He was playing with the sandbag Liu Lianer made for him. A jade doll dressed in rich and noble clothes ran over and asked where the sandbag came from.

"Found it in horse manure."

Later, Yuwawa became a shit doll. He spent a whole day digging out horse manure in the stables, but he couldn't find a sandbag. Tears filled his aggrieved face, "I didn't find the little sandbag."

Gu Feizhou was beaten up, and he knew that Shibawa was called Weixing Lake.

He held a grudge in his heart, and resented that the boy from a wealthy family would get beaten for crying.But he didn't expect that in the years to come, that person's tears fell in his heart and became innocent and cute, and he became "how can there be such a little fool in this world".

The beds in the college are bunks, and each person sleeps at one end.

"It's good to share a room with anyone, but it must not be him." Gu Feizhou thought in his heart.

But God made fun of them and let them live in one room.

The first day of moving in was fine.

Although Gu Feizhou didn't understand why he broke his kung fu as soon as he saw this person, he thought he was annoying, so he couldn't fight with him like other people.

But fortunately, Satellite Lake no longer remembers the matter of horse manure.They even cling to him to attend classes, eat together, and have fun unilaterally.

"It's okay like this." Gu Feizhou thought so.

Variables start the next day.

Gu Feizhou found that Satellite Lake threw the dirty clothes he had worn on the bed. At first he didn't say a word, but just clamped the clothes with his feet, and threw the dirty clothes into the area where Satellite Lake slept.

The next day, new dirty laundry was stacked on top of the dirty laundry.

On the third day, the dirty clothes piled up like a hill.

The fourth day, the fifth day...

Gu Feizhou couldn't help it anymore, "Why don't you wash your clothes?"

But Weixinghu lay paralyzed on the bed, and said innocently: "The academy is not allowed to take anyone in."

At this moment, Satellite Lake was just like back then, paralyzed on the bed, scratching the instep of his right foot with the toe of his left foot, and said innocently: "It's not like you don't know me, even if I recite it, I will soon forget it. "

Weiying's rough voice came from outside the house, "Son! Let's go, Dad will take you out to play!"

Gu Feizhou wanted to stop him, but Weixing Lake stepped on a hot wheel and disappeared in a hurry.He could only stay in the room alone to do his homework, like a new daughter-in-law who is alone in her boudoir.

Not long after, there were repeated shouts from outside the house, from far to near, "Feizhou Feizhou! It's not good! Something big happened!"

Xingxinghu rushed into the room, out of breath, Gu Feizhou glanced at the drip, and after Xingxinghu had left for less than an hour, he put down his pen, "What happened?"

"That's it! That!"

Seeing him panting like that, Gu Feizhou poured him a glass of water, "Don't worry, speak slowly."

Satellite Lake drank the glass of water like drinking white wine, and finally stuck out his tongue in satisfaction, and then began his unique "Wei's explanation method".

Why is this explanation so special?

Because no one in this world can understand what he said except Gu Feizhou.

"I'm not that one today, with my father!"

Satellite Lake pointed out the door.

Gu Feizhou understands that the action of reaching out is relatively simple, pointing to the sky or pointing to the open space means going out to play.He blinked to show that he understood, and motioned for Satellite Lake to continue.

"And that's it!"

Satellite Lake made hollow fists with both hands, as if holding skewers, and ate with mouthfuls from left to right.

Gu Feizhou pondered, the old and the young in the Wei family are all foodies, and going out to play means eating, which is not difficult to understand.

"Then see your master."

Satellite Lake threw the things in his hand, looked up to the upper left, winked and nodded.Then he walked to the right, tiptoed to look down to the right, and nodded with a wink.

At this point, Gu Feizhou fell into a daze...

"And then we were thinking about that and that."

Xinghu arched his back, stood on tiptoes, put his hands on his chest like a little hamster, and walked forward in small steps like a thief.

"Then the carriage..."

There is a disease called epilepsy. At the moment, a suspected epileptic patient, Wei Xinghu, is convulsing his whole body and making a sound of "Hula Hula..." from his mouth.

"Then there's a bang!"

The sudden loud shout startled Gu Feizhou. He rubbed his heart and was about to sit on the small bench when Weixinghu rushed over, pulled his small bench away and took it in his hand, and Gu Feizhou squatted down. Half can only stand up again.

"Then the horse..."

The small bench that Gu Feizhou used to wash his feet was held by Weixinghu.He ran to the end of the room, leaned against the wall and sat astride the small bench, then ran from one end of the room to the other on tiptoe with the small bench in his hands, still saying "Hisssss!" Horse honking.

The small bench is made of solid mahogany, with one leg flying in the air, and the other three legs colliding with the stone floor, making a whining sound.

Very pitiful.

"Then your master..."

Satellite Lake threw the small bench aside, stood up with his right foot forward, his left foot back on the ground, leaned back, stuffed ten fingers into his mouth, widened his eyes and shouted in horror: "Ahhhh!"

Gu Feizhou took the opportunity to pick up the small bench and took out a handkerchief to wipe it clean.

"Then my father..."

Weixing Lake jumped on the spot, posing as a martial arts student in Peking Opera, and suddenly sang, "Mr. Shen, don't panic! I'm here to help you!" Fighting, shouting "Yeah!"

"Then the horse..."

Satellite Lake lay on the ground, his legs bounced up and down, and he closed his eyes as if he had passed away suddenly.

"Then the people around..."

The dead body suddenly appeared, and Xingxinghu jumped up and stood on tiptoe. First, he raised his hands high and cheered, and then put his hands on his chest, applauding non-stop, and the sound of "Papapapa!" was endless.

"Then your master will..."

Satellite Lake made a bow with both hands, and performed the etiquette of a scribe, "Thank you, Marquis Dingguo."

"Then my father..."

Weixinghu rubbed his head in embarrassment, grinned, showing his teeth, and shook his hand and said, "Mr. Shen is very polite."

Gu Feizhou was dizzy for a while, and there were only two words "then" left in his mind.

As if he had been assimilated, he said naturally, "And then?"

Weixinghu retracted his hands and feet, stood by the table, with a bunch of hair curled up, which was not as high as the table, and said in a childish voice: "Then there will be no more..."

The house suddenly became quiet, and two wild birds landed in the yard, clucking twice and then flew away.

A gust of wind blew by, and a few broken leaves fell to the ground.

Gu Feizhou rubbed his face with his hands and laughed helplessly.

They have only been separated for a few months, and the "Wei's explanation" of Weixing Lake has improved to a higher level.

He almost didn't know how to translate it!

"So today you and Marquis Wei were out on the street, and you happened to meet Shen Kang. You and your father wanted to pretend that you didn't see it and slip away. At this time, a carriage was speeding along the street, and the horse lost control and broke free from the rope, heading towards Shen Kang. Run away. At that critical moment, your father stopped the horse and saved Shen Kang. Shen Kang, who survived the catastrophe, thanked your father. Afterwards, your father felt that everything was inappropriate today, so he brought you back in advance. Yes ?"

"Yeah! Yes, yes, yes." Satellite Lake nodded as if smashing garlic, and then let out a "huh".

"How do you know that my father thought it was a bad day and brought me back early?"

Gu Feizhou pointed at the hourglass in the corner of the room, "You have only been out for less than an hour, and your father is so superstitious. You must have encountered an out-of-control carriage within two steps, saved my master, and immediately came back."

"Wow! Feizhou, you are so smart!" Satellite Lake clapped his hands adoringly after hearing this, his eyes were full of little stars.

But Gu Feizhou himself sighed for a long time. He wiped off the sweat from his forehead. What could be explained clearly in a few words turned out to be as complicated as the Miemen murder case.

His little fool was an idiot, incapable of expressing even a single experience of his own.Gu Feizhou rubbed Weixinghu's head, "Xing'er, read more books."

"What book are you reading!" Weixing Hu put his hands on his hips, raised his chin, and said confidently: "I have explained it so clearly, don't you understand?"

Gu Feizhou stretched out his index finger and shook it, "I didn't understand, but I understood."

"It's all the same, don't you understand?"

"Of course it's different. Xing'er, I was still hesitant before, but after what happened today, I made up my mind. I can no longer help you with homework. From now on, you will have to do all your homework by yourself."

I saw a hairy kid who was not as high as the table, propping his head with one hand, digging his booger with the other, with one leg up on the chair, and said impatiently: "Hi! I'm already over 50 years old, what else do I need to learn?"

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