General, please kiss

He Yicen didn't expose Ying Tianze, he stretched out his hand, pointed to his cheek, and said, "Kiss here!"

"Then we should find the way back!" Ying Tianze turned around, ignoring the coquettish He Yicen.

"You're so stingy, I can't even kiss you!" He Yicen hurriedly caught up with Ying Tianze, and then said, "Do you think we will fight in the field today?"

"Pfft! Cough cough!" Hearing this, Ying Tianze suddenly choked on his own saliva and coughed non-stop.

Suddenly, He Yicen hit his head, and He Yicen smiled and said, "What are you thinking? The field battle I'm talking about is not the field battle method in your mind!"

"I didn't think about anything!" Ying Tianze said a little unnaturally.

"You said you didn't think about anything! Your ears are red."

"Can you stop being crazy?" Ying Tianze frowned to hide his embarrassment.

"Okay!" He Yicen raised his hands in surrender, "What I meant just now is that the Dras Mountains are always dangerous, and we may encounter wild beasts at night."

"..." After hearing He Yicen's words, Ying Tianze felt that he didn't have a detailed understanding of the Dras Mountains, so he ran over excitedly. It was really a very immature move. He thought for a while and asked : "Since you say that, you must know a lot about the Dras Mountains, can you tell me?"

"Of course." He Yicen nodded.

"Dras at night is called the Devil's Mountains, because at night, in addition to being confused by the thin fog, you will also encounter some ferocious creatures that come out to look for food at night, such as leopards, hyenas, Lions and wolves, and even acid rain if you're unlucky."

"Acid rain?"

"Well. This is the natural phenomenon of Delas formed after the destruction of the earth's environment and the change of the earth's ecosystem before the end of the world. These trees have been eroded by acid rain all year round, and now they have absorbed acid rain as nutrients... This mist is unwanted gases released by these trees, and these gases can react with certain elements in the air to form acid rain."

He Yicen paused when he said this, and then said: "It feels ridiculous, doesn't it? But this is De Las, the only mountain in the world that does not play cards according to common sense."

"Actually, it's no wonder. Without such harsh conditions, I might not be able to find the herbs I want."

"I haven't asked yet, what do you want these herbs for?"

"I want to break through the bottleneck."

"I feel that your cultivation is amazing. Can you really become a fairy? Can you see if I can?" He Yicen patted his well-developed chest muscles after speaking.

Ying Tianze didn't even look at it, and said in shock: "You broke the boy's body early, and all the meridians are blocked, you are already dead."

"Hey, I'm your man, can't you say something nice?"

"Pleasant, pleasant sounds won't let you practice, what's the use of listening to them?" Recently Ying Tianze's chances of rolling his eyes are many times higher than before, and even he himself can't stand this frequency.

"All right!"

Seeing that He Yicen's enthusiasm was extinguished by his own basin of cold water, Ying Tianze couldn't bear it, "But I can change your physique."

"Really?" He Yicen had an expression on his face that you must have lied to me.

"Why am I lying to you?" Ying Tianze said. "After I gather the medicine this time, I will refine it for you."

"It can't be the pill that made me go to the bathroom all night last time!" He Yicen's face turned pale.

"Haha, no!"

"Naughty!" He Yicen stretched out his hand and scratched Ying Tianze's nose.

Ying Tianze is a little unnatural, he has lived for more than 200 years, and it is fine to be kissed and touched by a doll in his 20s, what kind of trouble is this kind of pampering expression and gestures towards children?He is old enough to be He Yicen's grandfather, okay?

grass!Thinking about it this way, Ying Tianze immediately felt a sense of incest.He turned around stiffly, controlled himself not to think about it, and pointed at a random place, "Let's rest there tonight, it's a good place."

He Yicen took a closer look and was happy, "It's pretty good, just right for a field battle before going to sleep."

"I said you're never finished!" Ying Tianze was furious.

He Yicen shrugged innocently, "I want to have it, but it's not over!"

"Who?"

"No!" He Yicen pouted at Ying Tianze's back. As soon as Ying Tianze turned around, he saw green eyes. Those eyes full of such intoxication and obsession came from those who didn't know How long have the wolves of Drass been hungry...

Hehe, this scene is really intoxicating!

Ying Tianze was startled when he saw such a group of faint green eyes without any preparation, at this moment he suddenly felt a warm chest approaching from behind.

The man's magnetic voice whispered in his ear: "I'll let you see this time, your man is not a softie!"

Before Ying Tianze turned his head, he heard the slight sound of a silencer gun coming from his ear.He couldn't help laughing, he was indeed a member of the army, and he carried a gun everywhere he went.

He Yicen's gun was very handsome, at least when he blinded the head wolf's eye very accurately, all the wolves did not dare to act rashly, but surrounded them two "fresh meat" unwillingly.

"Aww~~" The head wolf raised his head and howled, and the other little wolves around him also began to howl one after another.

"These bear bags! You're so cowardly!" He Yicen said with an arrogant laugh.

Ying Tianze was so speechless, he couldn't help hitting He Yicen, "It's all done, you've already turned into bone scum, and you still have to be mocked here?"

"I'm complaining, okay? My dear, please use fashionable words. When can I make you a real earth person? Didn't I use the light brain to absorb the knowledge of the earth? Why are you still so old-fashioned? Feeling." He Yicen tilted his face to steal the fragrance, and then let out a long sigh.

Ying Tianze pushed his elbow back and said unhappily, "Who are you talking about?"

"No, hehe, I said that I have an earthy taste..."

While chatting and laughing, He Yicen wanted to kill the wolf head directly, but he didn't expect that the wolf was quite smart, and he was only hit by a bullet in the ear while dodging.

"Damn, this bastard is so smart! He actually let me pierced its ears for free! I'll fuck you to death today, I'll take your surname!" He Yicen was a little irritable, and he missed twice in front of his sweetheart. Lost face.

"Quick! My lucky star Aze, I need some strength."

Ying Tianze laughed when he heard the words, kissed He Yicen on the lips, and said, "Come on, Cen!"

He Yicen suppressed the cynicism on his face, raised his gun to the wolf and pulled the trigger...