Fatty Big Future [Interstellar]

"What do you want to do?" Tang Yuanjun looked down at the tip of Amphora's nose and said in a low voice.

"I miss you." An Feila said, and the hand on Tang Yuanjun's waist began to move restlessly.

"If you miss me very much, just promise me one thing."

An Feila's eyes were fixed on the pair of plump, rosy lips. After some passionate kisses, Tang Yuanjun's lips had recovered their healthy blood color and looked very soft. "What's the matter, I will agree to it if you ask."

Tang Yuanjun pursed his lips into a smile, his usual calm face suddenly showed a gleam of coldness, and then he stretched his waist and lay on his back on the bed, at the moment when Anfeila was about to pounce excitedly——Tang Xiaopang restrained his smile Lifting his legs, Bai Bai's feet directly pressed against the leader's chest.

Amphora said with a face: "?"

Tang Xiaopang had a laugh with a playful smile on his face: "Go out and turn left and then turn left again, and close the door from the outside, thank you."

As he spoke, Amphora automatically followed his instructions to generate a road map in her mind, successfully located the ultimate goal of "outside the gate", and then realized that the other party was telling him to get out.

"Why?!" Amphora stood up in disbelief, looking at a fat man lying on the big bed with a face of enjoyment.

"I'm sleepy."

"Aren't you refreshed after the kiss??"

"Hot kisses reduce the oxygen supply to the brain, and it is easier to aggravate the drowsiness effect when people are already sleepy. The dopamine produced by hot kisses is not enough to neutralize this dizziness, so even if you don't leave, I will be in front of you soon I fell asleep with my face." Tang Yuanjun blinked and patted the soft pillow with a smile: "Trust me, I am a biologist."

An Feila slandered fiercely in her heart, then gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, call me when you wake up."

Tang Xiaopang continued to lie on the bed, pretending to be Yuanxiao, and harmlessly acted cutely: "When I wake up, master will take me to eat meat."

Go Nima.

An Feila angrily slammed the door and left.

Five minutes later, Tang Yuanjun's terminal received a complaint from Al that could almost feel blood and tears——

"God Tang! I will call you God Tang from now on! Please don't trample on our little princess anymore. What good does turning the little princess into a big aunt plus menopause will do you?? Have you considered the feelings of those of us down there? ?do you have??"

Tang Yuanjun raised the corners of his lips and smiled in the uncontrollable drowsiness, and then with the last of his consciousness, he quickly sent out a sentence that he thought was extremely soft and cute, "Obviously they have it", and then quickly fell asleep holding the terminal .

……

Tang Yuanjun seemed to have had a very long dream, the dream was very chaotic, he and An Feila seemed to be running all the time, out of breath, the deep fatigue seemed to eat people, as if they would breathe in the next second Exhaustion dies instantly.While running, he suddenly realized that they were fleeing for their lives, which was very unscientific, because even in the dream, Tang Xiaopang still felt that no one could push the two of them into this situation.Later, he and An Feila found a dark cave, they were safe for the time being, and they built a smoke-free stove with local methods to roast a rabbit.An Feila sat on the other side of the stove without saying a word, and then he suddenly felt that the man opposite was extremely sexy, and he couldn't help leaning over to kiss him, but An Feila was at the last moment when their lips were about to touch. Seconds pushed him away, and there was no emotion in his blue eyes, and he said coldly: "You are not sincere enough, I don't accept it."

Tang Yuanjun suddenly opened his eyes. At this time, the room was still dark, and there was only the slight sound of breathing from the built-in system in the silence.The long and deep sleep made him very confused for a moment, and he didn't know how long he slept and what happened during this time.This loss of time made Tang Yuanjun very uneasy, so he moved his numb fingers, lifted the terminal with great effort, and pressed the screen to turn on.

Local time: 19:07

After seven o'clock in the evening?

Fortunately, he only slept for more than twelve hours, so it wasn't scary.Tang Yuanjun breathed a sigh of relief, tried his best to prop up his limp body and sat up, picked up the half bottle of vitamin drink beside the bed, intending to add some sugar and water.

However, the moment he unscrewed the cap and put the rim of the bottle against his lips, the unpleasant damp smell produced by the over-exposed potassium sorbate aqueous solution made him frowned in disgust.

Tang Yuanjun sniffed it again suspiciously. This half bottle of drink was definitely not just opened for twelve hours.

In the next second, the genius's brain finally returned to normal, as if he finally understood something terrible, he grabbed the terminal—God!It is now past seven in the evening of the second day.

He slept for 36 hours! !

Possessed by a pig?

I don't know if it's because he was slow to wake up or something, but Tang Yuanjun, who has always been very perceptive, discovered at this time that there was a scary red "99" on his terminal call icon that he had been ignoring just now, and there were more than a dozen unread text messages. .

Except for the daily "Greetings" and "Fan Club Work Report" by the head of the fan group, Mushroom Sauce, most of them came from a certain late-menopausal leader.

Yesterday at 17:00 - "Damn, fat man, it's been ten hours, are you awake?"

Yesterday at 17:55 - "Are you awake! Didn't you say you want to eat meat?"

Yesterday at 21:00 - "Have you already eaten by yourself? His grandma, I should have known that Al should not have prepared those bento for you in your refrigerator."

Yesterday at 23:30 - "You're not sleepy at all, you're just not satisfied with the deity's kissing skills! Shit! How is this possible?"

Today at 01:30 - "Fatty, do you know that there is a fine tradition called replying to other people's text messages?"

Today at 07:30——"Uh, fat man, I couldn't help but go into your room to look again, and you're still sleeping. Did you wake up once or have you been sleeping all the time? I'm a little worried. Wait until you wake up. Give me a call back."

Today at 12:00 - "Fatty, you are still asleep, right...do I need to find a doctor to show you? Oh my god, you will sleep to death, right?"

…………

Half an hour ago - "Sleeping God! Please allow me to call you Sleeping God!"

Tang Yuanjun was speechless, he hesitated several times, and finally gave Amphora a concise reply—"I'm awake."

Ten seconds later, An Feila replied—"Are you still awake??"

"Actually, I think I can sleep again." Tang Yuanjun replied seriously.

A certain leader who read this text message could almost feel the whole process of his face petrified, dried and cracked. He finally admitted that he had lost again, and replied weakly: "...Get ready to go out to eat meat with me."

……

Amphora is a leader, since he was born, he has been the master of all people.In his past life, he never imagined at any moment that he might continue to confess to a certain person, but life is so magical, he really met such a person.

He is a "low-key and coquettish" person in his own words. He also visited countless gossip forums like a stinky three-eighth in the middle of the night. He saw those chicken soup posts that little girls would read. Talk about the right way of emotional broadcasting.An Feila forgot where she saw a sentence - two people together are like playing a seesaw, and the ridiculous thing is that in a relationship, the upper and lower positions of the two people will often be reversed at the end.

Oh, of course this is not to say that the positions of the two people on the bed will be reversed - if one day Amphora really falls to that point, he will not hesitate to go to the rooftop and dye to this world - this sentence actually means , the one who used to take the initiative may also become the one who is begging hard, and the one who was once humble may counterattack and become a noble and glamorous character.

An Feila looked at the fat man who was eating soup with his head down, through the fluctuating heat above the hot pot, and felt very emotional for a moment.

He remembered that when he first met Tang Yuanjun, he had a 360-degree dislike for him.Perhaps Tang Yuanjun in the past was not so bad, but he was too deeply bewitched by the unscientific genetic map, and his psychological gap was too great for a while.An Feila still remembers that the little fat man was sitting in the capsule foolishly, and said to him flatteringly: "My lord, please speak up if you have something to say." With a round face, I wish I could punch him in and shut him up.

And now—the young man on the other side of the hot pot has picturesque features, and the slightest twist of his black eyes will make one's heart startled.

The leek flower grew into a white rose, and the farmer uncle unconsciously put it in the best crystal vase at home for offering, watering it every day for nourishment, fearing that the rose would not be happy and would see the sky and the earth facing each other. Rose offers a flattering smile, fearing that Rose lacks spiritual care.

But the longer the rose grows, the whiter it becomes, and the whiter it becomes, the holier it is, the holier it is... It seems that it doesn't look like a flower of its own.

When it was still a leek flower, the farmer could flatten and round it if he wanted to, but now it has become a white rose, which has a sense of mystery and a sense of distance, and the farmer is at a loss.

Tang Yuanjun, who was buried in the meat, suddenly heard a meaningful sigh from the opposite side.

"What's wrong with you?" Tang Xiaopang raised his head suspiciously and looked at the opposite man who was full of "my uncle is here and I feel depressed", and asked.

An Feila hooked the corners of her lips far-fetchedly, reached out and stroked his little black hair, but didn't answer.So Tang Xiaopang became even more determined, this guy must have come from his uncle.He slammed his mouth, the kindness in his heart prompted him to say a few more words to express comfort, but he stopped talking several times but didn't know what to say. In the end, Tang Xiaopang had no choice but to perfunctorily rush at Anfeila. Grinning his teeth for a while, he lowered his head and prepared to continue eating meat.

At this moment, the terminal at hand suddenly vibrated, and it was Ai Rui, who had not seen him for a long time, called.Tang Yuanjun wiped his hands casually and picked it up. He was about to exchange pleasantries, but was interrupted by Ai Rui.

"Tang Yuan, why did you answer my phone! Where have you been dead for the past two days!"

"Uh... I just woke up after a nap." Tang Yuanjun paused suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

"Just started?! A pig?! Why don't you hurry up and see what the Internet says about you now, murderous madman!"

Tang Yuanjun was taken aback when he heard the words, and then he remembered that there were more important things besides eating and sleeping. He and An Feila exchanged glances, and successfully caught a look of gloating in the eyes of the man opposite.

"Well, I wanted to remind you this morning. Who told you to sleep all the time, it's too late to fix it now." A certain leader said, folded his hands behind his head leisurely, and pulled out a fox smile.