Fatty Big Future [Interstellar]

After Tang Yuanjun arrived in Allah, he only participated in one college dinner party. It was specially organized for him by the school to celebrate his becoming king Jingzhan. There were not only excellent students present, but also many media and some administrative officials from the monarch consulate. personnel.That dinner was actually a bit similar to a high society dinner, but it was quite different from tonight's dinner.

Frankly speaking, this was Tang Yuanjun's first time participating in this kind of military social event, and the seat of the sugar bag was not close to him, so the two of them could not talk.And Tang Xiaopang himself was not good at socializing, so he had to sit silently in his seat, and after eating a pre-dinner fruit, he was already feeling bored.

In fact, Tang Yuanjun didn't know that, given his popularity, there were almost none of the soldiers and officers present who didn't want to come up and get acquainted with him.It's just that he sat in his own seat as soon as he came, not only didn't show the meaning of "I want to talk to someone", but also lowered his head and ate fruit in silence, almost writing five big characters on his face—— Not happy, don't mess with me.

The whole is a noble and glamorous male god.

In fact, Tang Xiaopang was not to blame, but anyone who came in and was looked at by Cha Xuan with those eyes would feel that he was not well.

Tang Xiaopang finished his pre-dinner fruit in silence, the cold-smoked salmon appetizer, the lamb main course with green beans and sour lemon, and finally even the small bread and dessert that went with the meal. Finally, in despair, he realized that he was really not suitable to come to this kind of dinner.

Apart from making him gain two catties with one meal, there is no other possibility.

And just when Tang Yuanjun started eating God mode, most of the surrounding people gathered together in twos and threes, raised their wine glasses and started talking. The girl working in the cafeteria was smiling and blushing to show off her cuteness, which made the innocent girl's face bloody.Looking at the audience, besides General Hugo and Cha Xuan, the only ones who were still sitting in their original positions were Tang Xiaopang, who had been diligently eating with his head down.

However, even Hugo and Chaxuan are companions to each other!

Tang Xiaopang fell into complete despair. He had already planned to ignore his full stomach and order another dessert after dinner, to lose weight or something. Forget about it today.

However, just as he began to look through the menu sadly, General Hugo, who was sitting at the top of him, suddenly raised his small silver spoon and tapped the goblet crisply.

The conversation in the audience stopped instantly, and these soldiers all returned to the most standard standing posture, and looked at the two men sitting on it together.

However, General Hugo's words were addressed to Tang Yuanjun. With a kind smile on his face, he said slowly: "Tang Yuanjun, half of the purpose of today's dinner is to reward your bravery in this disaster. How about it?" , Are you still used to life in the army?"

Tang Xiaopang replied in his heart: Come on, come on, look down at the empty plates on my table, and you will know whether I am used to it or not.

However, in fact, he immediately put on a standard smile for the judges of the competition organizing committee, and replied gracefully: "It's very adaptable, the atmosphere in the army is more harmonious than I imagined. Everyone is a soldier with outstanding ability, but at the same time Very cute, I think, I'm going to have a good time in the military here."

As soon as Tang Yuanjun finished speaking, before he could end with another smile, he heard an absolutely unpleasant sneer coming from the right side of General Hugo.

So everyone present at the same place shifted their eyes from Tang Yuanjun's face to Chaxuan's face, only to see Uncle Chaxuan rolled his eyes and said, "Your flattering skill is too weak, can you have some new tricks? I would have said this by heart when I was one year old."

Tang Yuanjun looked at him calmly, and said: "When a person is one year old, he can only simply imitate pronunciation. So, when you were one year old, you were not in contact with your parents every day, but those sycophants?"

Cha Xuan raised his eyebrows: "I have the purest blood of the Rice royal family flowing through me, so the talents of ordinary people naturally cannot be compared with mine."

Tang Yuanjun chuckled: "Oh, that's it. When I was one year old, I could only say 'eat', 'sleep', and 'papa' at most. It seems that your IQ was higher than mine when you were one year old. What's the matter, Your Royal Highness , The starting point is so high but the result is so bleak, it seems that being born with a surplus can't save your acquired disorder, tsk tsk."

Amidst the uncontrollable laughter, Cha Xuan's eagle eyes were filled with anger for an instant. Regardless of General Hugo's intention of trying to be a peacemaker, he strode over from his seat and looked down at Tang Yuanjun.

Tang Yuanjun scraped off the last sip of chocolate caramel sauce on the plate with a small spoon, spread it on the last piece of bread, and looked up at him without fear.

For a moment, thunder and lightning flashed, and everyone felt that they saw crackling electric sparks between those two pairs of eyes.

Against the background of suffocation, Cha Xuan suddenly sneered, and said in a low voice: "It seems that a draft contest has already made you float, do you dare to compete with me?"

Tang Yuanjun: "Happy to accompany you."

Cha Xuan chuckled lightly and said, "Today, I will let you know what it means to say that the sky is high and the earth is thick."

——Thus, a harmonious dinner turned into a mecha competition, but except for General Hugo who was hesitant, the other officers and soldiers were all in high spirits.After all, this is the army. Apart from beautiful girls, what else can make these hot-blooded men more excited than a duel between two strong men?

The position was immediately shifted from the cafeteria to the training ground. The simple camp of the Alliance Army did not have the high-tech simulated arenas in the Alliance Hero Academy, only open flat ground.After the news that Chaxuan was going to fight Tang Yuanjun spread, not only those invited to dinner in the cafeteria, but also the brothers who were in the daily training also ran over to join in the fun, and in a blink of an eye the training ground was completely surrounded.

A few minutes later, Cha Xuan first took out his mecha from the space bag.Following Cha Xuan's movements, a golden mecha slowly revealed his real body from the interspatial pocket, and there was an uproar in the audience, and soon someone shouted excitedly from the crowd: "Light Slayer!"

That's right, this is Chaxuan's exclusive mecha, Light Slayer.That ace mecha that many people have only heard about, but will never see the real thing.

The pure gold mecha can give people infinite shock just from the appearance, the photon knife is fully open 360 degrees, and the laser gun has a dreamy three-angle barrel, not to mention the heavy-duty guns that are still invisible. arms.The excitement of the fighters was all ignited, and there were whistles of excitement everywhere on and off the court.

Tang Yuanjun was stunned for a moment, then scratched his head in embarrassment: "Sorry, I didn't expect you to take me so seriously."

Immediately afterwards, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he pouted his buttocks and dragged out his Oreo, which was simple in shape and simple in color.

Everyone: "..."

Chaxuan: "..."

Compared with the Light Chopper, not to mention the weapons, the old Oreo looks like a country mech in appearance.After Tang Yuanjun lowered his head and remained silent for two seconds, he pointed at Oreo and began to introduce——

"Although this mecha looks very different from the Light Chopper, its system stability is very high. It is equipped with a photon knife that is not fully bladed but equally powerful, and although it does not have a three-angle barrel But the laser gun, which is equally powerful and cannot be underestimated, is well equipped with weapons..."

Cha Xuan: "Even the ads are so bad."

Everyone: "Even the advertisements are so bad."

So Tang Xiaopang was completely silent, and after a few seconds, he whispered: "I really can only use this, I haven't played with Xingchen yet. Besides..."

Cha Xuan raised his eyebrows.

Tang Yuanjun glanced at him, as if he was embarrassed to say something, then he groaned for two seconds, and said in a slightly subtle volume that everyone could hear: "Using Xingchen to deal with you is a bit overkill... That is the mecha that I will keep to compete with Amphira in the future, oh, Amphira is actually pretty strong..."

The whole place was silent.

Including Chaxuan.

At this time, Tang Bao, who had been standing in the infield but never spoke, suddenly interjected naturally: "Idol, don't talk big, the king is of course very strong, you may not be able to beat him..."

Everyone: ... Dear, are we really on the same channel?Why do you focus on the second half of the sentence, but we are surprised by the first half?

Cha Xuan: Same question.

When the audience was in a daze, Tang Yuanjun had successfully made the Oreo stand up, and then he skillfully entered the command, opened the hatch and entered the mecha, and urged inside: "Crown Prince, hurry up, I will The last dessert I ordered was strawberry ice cream, if you don’t go back to eat it, it will melt.”

...could it be any crazier...

Chaxuan went berserk in an instant, he immediately entered his own light cutter, and then turned on the audio system, without even choosing the line, he directly used a simple and rude loud speaker: "Tang Yuanjun, I'm going to kill you so much today, See me kneel again and again in the future!"

Tang Yuanjun poked around in his mecha for a long time before he found the loudspeaker function that he had never used before, and tentatively said into the microphone: "Prince, you must pay attention to language civilization, after all, you will also be a member of Rice Star in the future. Wang. Look at my Amphora. Although she is extremely treacherous, cunning, and scheming whore, she still pretends to be gentle and polite like a little princess on the surface. Although everyone knows well, civilization is just a layer of beast|desire in your heart. , but you also have to keep this layer of skin, you can’t show off a beast | just come out to scare people when you want to.”

"!!!"

Cha Xuan finally understood today, don't talk to people with high IQ.Because this kind of bullying has nothing to do with emotional intelligence and eloquence, as long as the other party wants to crush you, it will be a matter of minutes.After all, people's heads turn faster, much faster than your poisonous tongue.

Therefore, Chaxuan, who fell silent, didn't want to talk nonsense anymore, he directly opened all the weapon valves, and prepared to send Tang Yuanjun back to Allah within 1 minute.

On the other side of the Oreo, Tang Yuanjun's expression turned serious, and the light brain called up the technical parameters of all Chaxuan's famous moves for him.He scanned the screen one screen at a time, his dark eyes gradually glowing with light.

It is undeniable that although the opponent is a very disgusting bastard, the tension of this strong confrontation made him seem to wake up.