Fatty Big Future [Interstellar]

There were still 5 minutes before the spaceship landed, and the staff came over and sent back the personal belongings of each student.Tang Bao couldn't wait to find his terminal from his backpack, and started to check the news happily.

That's right, the media has exploded.The appearance of every legendary figure is a feast for the media. For reporters, they almost hope that Tang Yuanjun will be legendary to the extreme, because this will allow them to pile up rhetoric to their heart's content, and then choose the headlines without hesitation picture of.

Fortunately, Tang Yuanjun lived up to their hopes.

——Although he hasn't returned to Anla Star yet, the live broadcast of the game has made him once again a famous figure in the whole star.At this time, he didn't know that the media had already publicized his deeds of saving two opponents at a critical moment enough to be listed on the "Moving Allah Billboard". The organizing committee also stated that the final crisis was their schedule. An oversight in the setting, but "fortunately we have classmate Tang Yuanjun, he is really a gift from God to Allah".At the same time, under Tang Yuanjun's own bib homepage, the fans have already maxed out the server, just like he had to accept the nickname "Clover" back then, everyone has given him the killer move that is so cool that he has no friends A name - "iron-colored storm".

If Mr. Tang Yuan knew, he would give a loud pooh, and then pat the goose bumps on his body vigorously.

Unfortunately, the moment he stepped out of the ship, many things were beyond his control.The first thought in Tang Yuanjun's mind after he walked out was - "Damn, how many watts of light bulbs are used in this port of call, this tm is too bright..." Then, the successive flickering made his whole body With dazzled eyes, Tang Yuanjun realized that what made the world so bright was not the lights of the docking port, but those flashing lights that could not be seen at a glance.

If you have ten cameras pointed at you, you will probably feel very proud and proud.What if... there are tens of thousands of units?

Tang Yuanjun: "..."

"Hello, Tang Yuanjun! As the uncrowned king of this competition, can you share your feelings at this moment? Please tell us truthfully, has the joy of victory overwhelmed you?"

"Uh..." Tang Yuanjun felt instinctively that he shouldn't answer this question, but the reporter had blocked him in a corner, and his green pupils were shining brightly, which made him feel creepy.He didn't know how to speak when he saw a petite but obviously powerful female reporter punch the man away, and then handed over her microphone: "The question just now is a commonplace, In fact, we are more concerned about what is supporting you to grow so amazingly along the way? Or, did the love between Wang and you inspire your career?"

"I can't..."

"Student Tang Yuanjun! I'm a reporter from the federal ubc. May I ask when did you start to have your own ultimate move? The black storm shocked everyone. If there was no accident of this monster attack, would you have planned to keep a low profile?" What? Is this the trump card you originally planned to save for the championship match?"

"Ah?" Tang Yuanjun was completely bewildered: "What the hell is the black storm?"

"It's the killer skill you showed at the end of the game! Please allow me to use the following words to praise it - like a long rainbow that pierces through the world, like a dragon flying vertically and horizontally, like a flying cloud, it is better than the grandeur of the sky... "

Tang Yuanjun completely collapsed.

At this moment, some sharp-eyed reporter suddenly screamed, pointed at his thigh and shouted, "Ah! What is this? It's so cute! Student Tang Yuanjun, is this your cute pet?"

As the female reporter with a very high voice finished speaking, all the cameras—including Tang Yuanjun's own eyes—all lowered in unison, and shot at the living thing holding his leg.

It was a lump of flesh that had been covered in sleep, and as it breathed, the hair on its back trembled, like undulating... kiwi fruit.

Under the bright light, the traces of snot and saliva on Tang Yuanjun's trouser legs were very obvious.

Tang Yuanjun: "..."

If this can also be called a cute pet.

A few seconds later, a weird smile suddenly appeared on the handsome face in front of the camera. Under the watchful eyes of everyone, I saw this famous man bent down, pulled something off his leg, and then squeezed it. The fat face greeted the camera: "Fat, smile."

Ah Fei opened his eyes in a daze, raised his paws to wipe off his eye feces, stared at the reporters for two seconds, then stretched out his paws to grab Tang Yuanjun's neck, lifted his butt nimbly, and said "bu~"— — fart.

A group of reporters: "..."

Tang Yuanjun: "Ah... probably because I was a little slow to react, I suddenly seemed to feel the joy of what you call victory."

A group of reporters: "..."

Tang Yuanjun: "That's right, Fatty ate the chocolate given by the schedule team on the way back. He may be a little intolerable. He farts badly. I'm sorry. Ah, let's not talk, I have to go home and take a shower , everyone, give way!"

After the words fell, I saw that the person surrounded by reporters was about to go out swaggeringly, and the reporters made way for him in unanimous agreement.Occasionally, there were two people who were not afraid of death chasing and intercepting him. Tang Yuanjun just smiled and lifted Ah Fei, shaking off the residual smell of fart.

——It is really memorable.

So, no one dared to stop him anymore.

Tang Yuanjun thought with a smile, Ah Fei is indeed a cute pet, very useful.

Facts have proved that friends in the media are still kind, especially when they treat a man whose ownership has been declared by Wang himself.Although they were treated very rudely at the interview site, and even got a taste of the legendary biochemical weapons, they still praised Tang Yuanjun inhumanely after crawling back with tears in their eyes.

Tang Yuanjun returned to his small dormitory, took off his clothes cheerfully, took a shower, and then opened a bottle of cold beer from the refrigerator with the still heat from his body, gulped down a few mouthfuls, and let out a perfect belch.

The exhaustion from the whole day's game dissipated with this hiccup, and the word cool was just like that.Tang Yuanjun leaned on the sofa contentedly, thinking that it would be even more beautiful if he could browse through a science magazine at this time.

The whole person was yelling, and the terminal he left aside suddenly vibrated. Tang Yuanjun put down the beer he had taken two sips and tilted his head to look at it. Sure enough, it was a video invitation from Amphora.

Tang Xiaopang, who learned a lot from eating a pit, sneered, changed out of his bathrobe as quickly as possible, put on a T-shirt and trousers, and then picked up the video.

"Congratulations, Fatty! You really got the direct access to the top ten. My blood boils watching the live broadcast."

Tang Yuanjun said hehehe: "Come on, those traps in this qualifying match were all set by you yourself, you scheming bitch, I really want to shout out for those who were obviously tricked by you but before they died" Fight for the king!' feel sorrow."

"You can't say that. Smart people can naturally find those traps from the clues. For example, you, don't you just...Damn it! What the hell is this?!"

When Tang Yuanjun turned his head, it turned out to be a super clingy stupid roe deer, who had just woken up from another sleep and came to look for him happily.

Ah Fei grabbed the sofa and moved to Tang Yuanjun's lap, looking curiously at An Feila on the screen.

"Oh, let me introduce you, Fatty, this is Anfeila, a scheming whore is a thing. Anfeila, this is Fatty, the stupid roe deer I brought back from Star Beta 7."

Amphora: "..."

Fatty: "Hi!"

On and off the screen, the azure blue pupils and the pitch black pupils looked at each other for a long time, and then An Feila backed away in disgust, while Ah Fei giggled happily.

"Is this guy a cub? Is this face swollen by his kind?"

"Don't talk nonsense, Ah Fei is just a little fat." Tang Yuanjun held Ah Fei by his armpit and dragged him up, shaking Amphora in the camera: "Look, it's actually quite cute when you look closely. Yes, after all, it's meaty."

"Heh...heh...I'm going to cry because of being cute."

Ah Fei exhaled two breaths from his nose, and unceremoniously sat on the camera, and the screen on Amphora's side suddenly went black.

Amidst someone's furious cursing, Tang Yuanjun moved away from Ah Fei, and kissed it hard in front of An Feila.

that's all.

As a new generation of God of War who successfully squeezed out all interstellar superstars from the headlines within a few days, Tang Yuanjun's life has undergone a qualitative change.For him now, even going to the cafeteria to buy an apple would cause quite a stir.This school, which looked extremely noble and glamorous when he first arrived, has already started to spin around him at a high speed at this moment, and has tried his best to show off to him. .

It is said that the most popular activity on campus right now is the internal election of the fan club on Friday night. More than a hundred senior Clover fans will run for the position of head of the fan club's outreach department through speeches and talent competitions.

It is said that a new club has sprung up in the academy called "The League of the Lucky".The source of the members of this club is really unexpected even if you kill Tang Yuanjun—yes, those students who were "fortunately" fought against Tang Yuanjun in the big and small assessments, even if they had no chance to fight back, and were just killed by one blow, they were all excited Entered this club without hesitation, and enjoyed the envious eyes from other little transparent fans in the fan club.

Tang Yuanjun, who knew about these little laces, said that he was very broken. To him, it was just an extra conversation piece for his friends to tease him after dinner.And he, who has never been a celebrity, is always ashamed to respond to this kind of teasing, and he ends up making a big red face every time.

However, on this night, Tang Yuanjun didn't have the extra energy to feel embarrassed about being overly praised, because a news that shocked him even more came from the Academic Affairs Office.

"Ten top performances? What the hell is this!" Tang Yuanjun stared at Ai Rui with wide-eyed eyes.

Ai Rui spread his hands: "Obviously, this is a trick used by our EQ debtor Wang to increase the relationship between husband and wife. Well, the other nine top ten will be selected in the next game. A cultural performance will be held in the auditorium to show Wang the talents of contemporary young people."

Tang Yuanjun: "You must be kidding me... right..."

Ai Rui sighed, patted his head, and then suddenly remembered something: "I forgot to say, Wang told the media, you told him that you are going to do a hot dance."