Fatty Big Future [Interstellar]

时间：公元4015年4月4日16：44

Location: The top floor of the Academy of Advanced Military Science of the Greater China United Area.

The robot assistant Haw tilted the test tube at 45 degrees for supersonic oscillation, and the two liquids in the test tube that were originally calm and layered immediately merged into pink, and dense foam was formed layer by layer. Fifteen seconds later, a fat, black-haired young man pressed his touch wristband, and Haw immediately stopped moving. The young man carefully removed the test tube from the robot limb, and his dark and bright pupils flashed the characteristic of scientists. rigorous light.He carefully checked the liquid in the test tube, and then sealed the shaken medicine for storage.

His name is Tang Yuanjun, male, 24 years old, 170 cm tall, and weigh... 75 kg by visual inspection.On the earth in the 41st century, the level of science and technology has reached the absolute peak, but he still maintains an IQ level that cannot be accurately measured by the most advanced means. He is a cutting-edge biochemical scientist hired by the Military Department of the Greater China United Region.

Prepare the experimental medicine, and hand over the messy laboratory bench to Haw to clean up.Tang Yuanjun took off the drug isolation suit, and pulled the high-precision optical mirror on the top of his head to adjust his hairstyle.A young round face was reflected in the mirror—white and tender skin, and very delicate facial features under careful observation.It's a pity that when the above factors are concentrated on a white and fat round face, it can only be called kawaii at best.

Tang Yuanjun pinched the soft circle of flesh around his waist, and sighed.

There was a sound of mechanical sliding coming from his ear, and Haw looked down at his scientist boss, and asked in a computer-synthesized voice: "Master, are you going to have sex again?"

"The artillery has made an appointment, today is to go to actual combat."

Haw let out a laugh that the system thought was very good-natured—"Hehe, I wish you success."

"If you can bid farewell to your virgin life today, I will upgrade the system for you." Tang Yuanjun patted his metal face, and walked neatly to the gate to brush his face and turn off the power.

The metal door of the military biopharmaceutical research laboratory on the top floor closed behind him, and the elevator made of titanium alloy landed smoothly and quickly from the fourth floor of 140. Tang Yuanjun looked calm, but his heart was already thumping like a little deer.

Oh ~ God!Who told him to date the biggest male god in the forum!Tang Yuanjun knew that there must be countless small zeros with thin waists and long legs crying unfairly with red eyes, but so what, this male god belonged to Fatty Tang!

In fact, the real situation of this matter is like this——

Fatty Tang is twenty-four this year, and as a little shou who has a precise positioning of his sexual orientation - he is not born shy, nor is he subject to any social rules, but he is still the same, Ju Jie.

why?Because he weighs 150 pounds.

——That’s right, it’s already the 41st century, and human civilization has grown up to this day, and the love between people is still maintained by long legs, thin waist and good looks.This is really... hehehe.

But this is not a problem. After 99 failures, Tang Fatty has grown a mind.When the male god asked him for a photo, Fatty Tang quickly took a selfie, and then—he made a little use of the life-saving software that has been imitated and never surpassed for 2000 years—Meitu Xiuxiu.

For things like pushing the face, just move your fingers.Fatty Tang pressed his white and tender index finger on the screen without shame.Rubbing—rubbing—diabolical steps, one step, two steps—one step, two steps—

Get it!

There is no need for skin smoothing to brighten the eyes and raise the bridge of the nose. You only need to thin your face a little, and a beautiful face will gradually appear on the screen.

Regardless of the amount of flesh on his face, my genes are still very strong! ——Fatty Tang thought proudly.

The male god, who has always been aloof, returned to the time and place of meeting in seconds the moment he saw the photo clearly, with a rare expression on his face that was not aloof.But after all, the male god has been through the flowers for a long time, and he still has vigilance, so he added a question seemingly inadvertently-"Have the facial features in the photo been exposed?"

facial features?Tang Yuanjun firmly shook his head like a rattle—"Don't worry, the facial features have never moved! It's just that there is a little flesh on my face, which is not obvious in the photo."

The male god breathed a sigh of relief—"It's okay, baby fat is the cutest. See you tomorrow, go to bed early baby, I will be angry if I stay up late."

Fatty Tang, who had never been treated so gently by a handsome guy, was so excited that he didn't fall asleep half the night.

Recalling the romance of last night, Fatty Tang walked into a coffee shop with a happy smile on his face.The waiter robot came to greet him, but Fatty Tang had already turned on the mode of comprehensively scanning handsome guys.

Right there - in the corner by the window!A man in a plaid shirt is exactly the same as in the photo, with impressively long legs, deep eyes, and sexy lips——

With a "gudong", Fatty Tang swallowed hard.He pressed his chest and slowly walked towards the handsome guy, his heart was already beating hopelessly in his chest and turned into a ground pass.

Tom Tom! ——Tom tom! ——Tom tom! — tom, tom, tom, tom tom —

"Who are you?" The male god who was playing with his mobile phone suddenly felt that a large shadow covered the original perfect light. He frowned and raised his head, and saw a round, snow-white, fat man standing excitedly before.The male god never liked fat people, and he didn't realize that this person was actually somewhat similar to yesterday's photo. He asked in a very indifferent voice: "Why are you standing here?"

Fatty Tang blushed, lowered his head shyly and rubbed his feet on the ground: "That... hello..."

Two shy clouds of fire floated on her snow-white cheeks.

The male god has black hair, is this man sick?

Fatty Tang, who was unaware of the male god's collapse, was still shyly expressing his joy: "Hee hee...well, you are so beautiful, exactly the same as in the photo..."

Hearing the words, the male god shrugged his shoulders with some comfort and contempt.Of course he is good-looking, and he is the most sought after number one in the forum.But... wait!photo?

——Mr. God finally realized something was wrong, he quickly opened the photo of the stunner saved in his phone, and then compared it with the doughy face in front of him with a look of horror.

"..."

The innocent Fatty Tang was completely handsome and lost his IQ at this moment, and looked at the ground shyly with his fingers: "I'm a little nervous, well, why don't we go to the movies first? "Avengers IVIV" is released, I Already booked couple seats, 6D English..."

Fatty Tang was suddenly interrupted.

——Just because the male god stood up all of a sudden and pushed forward in two steps, Fatty Tang was so scared that he almost sat down on the ground.

Tang Yuanjun raised his head in horror, and saw that the handsome guy's face was completely distorted, and his fingers almost pressed on the tip of his nose—"Are you sick, perverted? Make a picture of yourself like that to cheat! Look at you You think you’re a handsome man with this fat body? Maybe it’s not your fault that you are fat, but it’s too dishonorable for you to scare people with your body shaking!”

The whole restaurant fell silent, and everyone was looking this way.

Tang Yuanjun's expression suddenly went blank, he took two steps back in embarrassment, bowed his head and apologized: "Sorry, I... I just thinned my face... But I really didn't move my facial features, I..."

The other party didn't finish listening to his explanation, a glass of ice water poured down on his head, and the wet fat man stopped talking instantly.

"I'm sorry..." He sniffed and said in an undetectable voice.

The male god ignored him, and left angrily before he even finished speaking.

——Even the bills were finally paid by Tang Yuanjun.

……

At twelve o'clock at night, Fatty Tang was walking alone on the neon-lit streets of the imperial capital.The carefully crafted hairstyle was completely out of shape, the bow tie was loose, and Fatty Tang held a bottle of foreign wine in his hand. When he was tired from walking, he squatted on the side of the road and watched the levitating magnetic cars speeding past.

Today is the last day of his 24 years old, tomorrow he will be 25, and he has never had a first love.

Tang Yuanjun is a biochemist. He knows that his genes are perfect, but... maybe this society really discriminates against fat people. The word "fatty" has followed him for more than [-] years, so much so that at the age when others are just starting to hold hands, Fatty Tang can only soak in the library alone and memorize the human gene map.

But... But it's not really that fat.Tang Yuanjun pinched his waist. It is true that he has flesh, but it is definitely not enough to "shake". People around him also use "kawaii" to describe themselves.That person... spoke too exaggeratedly.

In fact, Tang Yuanjun is not empty and lonely, casually dating, he really likes this man.This person is a famous figure in the forum, and Fatty Tang is just a little transparent.Because of his lack of self-confidence, he seldom acted like a baby in the building like other little zeros.But Little Transparent also has a little transparent secret, he also likes male gods.Every time the male god exploded in photos, although Fatty Tang never dared to like them, he always looked at them endlessly with his mobile phone.He thought that he would secretly like it all the time, until yesterday, a post about IQ test appeared in the forum. After the age of 16, the current test questions have never been able to measure Tang Fatty's IQ. Tang Fatty clicked in and found that it was a new question, so he took a test when he had nothing to do.

There is nothing unusual about this set of questions. Fatty Tang took less than 45 minutes to complete the 3-minute question. After submission, the system automatically presented the result in the form of a reply—full score.

Still unable to measure the real IQ, Fatty Tang was a little bored about to post, but the private chat box suddenly flashed at this moment—it turned out to be a male god who was attracted by his IQ and took the initiative to start a conversation with him.

Fatty Tang was so excited that he was a little incoherent, and his flattered appearance actually aroused the favor of the male god. After a few words, the appointment was made.

Recalling yesterday's experience, Fatty Tang took another sip of strong wine, and two tears rolled down from his scarlet eyes.After the male god returned, he posted angrily on the forum to expose him. Fatty Tang, who had always had a negative sense of existence, was fortunate enough to be banned by four altar owners. Those who scolded him were about to form an army, and Fatty Tang uninstalled that forum.

He wiped the liquid from his face, whether it was tears or sweat, clenched his two fat little fists, and covered his clear eyes with an unprecedented determination.

Thin and thin!He no longer wants to be scolded for being fat by splashing water on his head!

"One day, I will become the most eye-catching handsome man in the world!... Hiccup!" Fatty Tang shouted out his lofty ambitions on the empty sidewalk, and then hiccupped loudly.

Probably due to emotional agitation and the effect of alcohol, as a scientist, he was squatting on the side of the magnetic driveway, but he didn't notice the change of the surrounding magnetic field.

He drank the last of the wine in the bottle, and staggered back with tears in his eyes.However, as I walked, the alcohol became more and more intense, and the night sky, driveways, buildings... everything became distorted, as if entering another weird magnetic field.

Fatty Tang patted his face, but the strange scene in front of him did not return to normal.

Strange?His alcohol tolerance can definitely hold this bottle, why did he have hallucinations so quickly... Fatty Tang tried his best to open his foggy eyes, trying to see the alcohol content on the bottle.

However, an abnormal vertigo with acceleration was intensified in his head.Before Fatty Tang had time to see the number clearly, the irresistible dizziness completely enveloped his consciousness.The wine bottle fell to the ground with a clang and rolled away. In the next second, he finally closed his heavy eyelids.

……

……

Fatty Tang seems to have had a long, long dream. In the dream, he came to a place that only exists in sci-fi movies. He lost a small waist and a small V face. In the mech.Standing side by side with him is another fiery red mecha, they combined their swords and swept across the world.

"You are my chosen one, and only you are qualified to stand by my side." A cold but pleasant voice came from the fiery red mecha.

Fatty Tang tried his best to see whether the man in the mecha opposite was handsome enough, but before he could see clearly, he felt a violent twist and vibration.

It's like being swallowed by an interstellar black hole, and then plunged hard into a crater.

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