肋骨

Fufu didn't close the door when she left, and came in directly after buying vegetables. Jiang Haizhou was waiting for her at the door, and when she saw someone coming, she took the vegetables directly.

Fu Fu was stunned, a little flattered.

"You... cleaned yourself up." Fu Fu said.

"I'm going to cook." Jiang Haizhou said succinctly, carrying his things, he suddenly lowered his head, "How many feet are you?"

"40."

Jiang Haizhou: "..."

Under normal circumstances, shouldn't girls feel a little embarrassed when they are asked about their 40 feet?

Jiang Haizhou remembers hearing a female classmate in the class ask her another shoe size, saying that 39 is considered too big.

Of course, Fu Fu is small at a height of 40 yards. He took the dishes to the kitchen, and Fu Fu followed behind, "Why, do you want to give me a crystal shoe?"

"What crystal slipper do you want?" Jiang Haizhou said, "Want to be Cinderella?"

"Hahaha!" Fufu smiled cheerfully, "You have been poisoned by fairy tales, shouldn't the one wearing the glass slipper be a princess?"

Jiang Haizhou was washing vegetables, Fufu put his arms around his waist from behind, and helped him tie up his apron.

Looking down at those slender and fair hands, Jiang Haizhou asked, "Then, which one is more suitable for a princess, a prince or a knight?"

"Hmm..." came a voice from the person behind, "I think it's a dragon, right?"

"I think so too." Jiang Haizhou rinsed his hands and clasped Fufu's hand.

The latter was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously pulled back, "You?"

"What?" Jiang Haizhou said, "You can't even touch people who have slept together?"

"...Yes." Fufu's voice sounded strangely nervous.

"Help me?" Jiang Haizhou asked.

"No." Fufu said, "I don't want to work!"

After she finished speaking, she took the opportunity to avoid Jiang Haizhou's hand and walked out.

Jiang Haizhou looked at her flustered back, thoughtful.

Among these ingredients, some are what Fu Kuan likes to eat, and some are what he likes to eat. The tastes of the two are slightly different, but I can't tell from the aspect of the dishes. If it is really a disguise, it must be a lot of effort of.

Fu Kuan didn't eat garlic, so Jiang Haizhou thought about it and made a dish of eggplant with garlic paste and white meat with garlic paste.

Fu Kuan likes to eat roasted eggplants, but he probably won't touch a single bite of garlic eggplants.

With some complicated thoughts, Jiang Haizhou cooked this meal for quite a long time, and when he came out, Fu Fu had already fallen asleep on the sofa.

He put all the dishes on the table, walked over and looked down at Fufu's sleeping face.

Fu Kuan has a bad habit when he sleeps. He likes to breathe with his mouth open. When he found out before, he told him that this habit would make people ugly. Fu Kuan never doubted his words, and immediately bought an anti-snore Paste the mouth, and now this habit has been basically changed, but it left sequelae.

Just like now, my mouth will move from time to time, and I always want to bite my lower lip and bite off the anti-snoring patch.

Now the anti-snoring stickers are gone, but the small movements are almost exactly the same.

Jiang Haizhou stood there thinking, and after some time, Fufu opened his eyes.

"What are you looking at?" she asked.

"I think," Jiang Haizhou knelt down and looked at her face, "you really look good."

"That's natural." Fufu said.

Jiang Haizhou smiled, "I got a girl for nothing, and it's not bad."

Fufu looked at him with raised eyebrows.

Jiang Haizhou said as he leaned over, "Shall we kiss?"

Fufu's eyes widened.

"Haha!" Jiang Haizhou laughed twice and stood up, "Let's eat, it will be cold for a while and affect the taste."

Fufu sat up after he turned around and looked at him in surprise.

Jiang Haizhou sat on the table and helped Fufu take the bowls and chopsticks to serve the rice.

The words just now made Fufu a little uneasy. When eating, he unconsciously avoided the two dishes with garlic. Jiang Haizhou thoughtfully picked up a piece of eggplant for her. Fufu twitched his eyes and ate it with a dark face. went in.

"Would you like some juice?" Jiang Haizhou said.

Fu Fu choked on a big mouthful of rice, and ignored him upon hearing this.

It took a long time to swallow the meal, "I don't like garlic, don't pinch it for me."

"Okay." Jiang Haizhou looked at her with a gentle expression, which made Fufu feel a little creepy.

"You...don't you eat?" Fufu asked him, "Just look at me?"

"Is it delicious?" Jiang Haizhou asked.

"It's delicious." Fufu's cheeks were stuffed, and when he heard this, his chewing speed suddenly slowed down, as if he realized that his little hamster's appearance was not very ladylike, something was wrong, so he became inexplicably reserved.

Jiang Haizhou pressed his fist to his mouth, and forced his smile back, "I'll make it for you every day after it's delicious."

Fufu was even more terrifying.

She just went out to buy groceries, what the hell did she go through?

Why did Jiang Haizhou's attitude towards her change?

Fufu recalled his series of "rival scenes" with Jiang Haizhou, and there was nothing wrong.

Do not eat garlic?There are a lot of people who don't eat garlic, okay?

After finishing her meal nervously, she wanted to pack the dishes, but Jiang Haizhou thoughtfully snatched the tableware from her hand, and said softly, "I'll do it."

Fufu: "..."

Jiang Haizhou, are you going to move on? !

You won't fall in love with Fufu!

Well...it doesn't matter, I am Fufu now, Fufu has always been me.She stroked her curly hair and sat back on the sofa absentmindedly.

"There's mouthwash in the bathroom!" Jiang Haizhou yelled.

"Oh, I got it!" Fu Fu was startled and responded quickly.

She went to the bathroom to rinse her mouth, wiped her mouth clean, touched up her makeup, and put on a light-colored lipstick. She turned around and was about to go out when she was suddenly pushed and stuck to the cold tiles behind her.

The back was padded, and she didn't hit it, but she was taken aback. She subconsciously stretched out her hand to cover her chest, and looked at Jiang Haizhou with big eyes blinking.

The man stared at her without saying a word.

Today's makeup is flawless, Fufu thought, the eye makeup, lip makeup and color contact lenses are perfect, more girly than a girl, Jiang Haizhou is not a straight man, but he is a very authentic gay guy, he likes it It should also be genuinely masculine of the same sex.

and so……

So is there something wrong with this scene now?

Jiang Haizhou was very close to her, and looked up and down covertly, making her stand on pins and needles.

Suddenly the animal chuckled, and said somewhat ambiguously, "You have a flat chest."

"Yes." Fufu's eyes widened, "Why, you discriminate?!"

"No." Jiang Haizhou put his hands on her sides, "Your skin is so good, it's white and tender."

Fu Fu's scalp exploded, Jiang Haizhou's voice is one of the best even in the vocal circle. I have heard too many good voices when I was learning false sounds, but none of them can compare to his teacher Jiang, who is crisp and flirtatious. , with a bit of teasing and teasing, people's faces turned red, and they had no resistance at all.

"Yes." Fu Fu lowered his head and said vaguely, "You are not bad."

Jiang Haizhou laughed again.

When he approaches you, his smile is absolutely lethal, making people dizzy and unable to find the north.

Fufu's body was a little weak, this man was unshaven just now and smelled like alcohol and tobacco!No matter how you turn around, you will be able to moleste people like a master!

"It's turning red again." Jiang Haizhou approached her, spraying his hot breath onto her face, and whispered in his ear, "Shy?"

Fufu was about to lose his balance, looked at Jiang Haizhou pitifully, and was a little at a loss in his words, "You, what are you going to do."

With one hand, Jiang Haizhou supported Fufu's outside at the door to prevent her from leaving, and with the other hand, he took mouthwash to rinse his mouth.

Fu Fu stretched out his hand and rubbed his nose, then lowered his head and pursed his lips.

After Jiang Haizhou rinsed his mouth, he leaned over again, "Fufu."

"What's wrong."

"I thought about it. Last time we slept together, I didn't realize it. I didn't taste anything. How about today..." Jiang Haizhou put his arms around Fufu's slender waist, "Do it again?"

Fufu grabbed his hand, a little flustered, "You, aren't you afraid of sorry for Fu Kuan?"

Jiang Haizhou didn't answer, Fufu waited for a long time before he heard the voice, looked up at Jiang Haizhou, his pupils shrank.

Jiang Haizhou leaned over, his lips were only a few millimeters closer to hers.

Fufu stopped breathing for a moment.

Jiang Haizhou remained motionless for a minute as if he had cast a hold technique, then he lowered his head and rested his head on Fufu's chest, "Let me listen to my heartbeat, it's so fast, you're very nervous."

"..." Fufu had scolded Jiang Haizhou a hundred and eighty times in his heart!The bastard!Old Dogecoin!Livestock!

"Afraid I'll kiss you?" Jiang Haizhou said "Huh?" and leaned over again, "Didn't you take the initiative to kiss me before?"

"Go away!" Fu Fu hurriedly pushed Jiang Haizhou away to escape, but Jiang Haizhou grabbed him by the waist.

"What are you doing! Let go!"

"Don't move." Jiang Haizhou said: "If you move again, I will reach in and touch you."

Fu Fu trembled all over, and suddenly became honest.

Jiang Haizhou hugged her for a long time without letting go.

Fu Fu huddled there in a particularly insecure posture, like a shivering little lamb, almost whimpering.

After an unknown amount of time, Jiang Haizhou's hands were almost numb, he suddenly cleared his throat, and said in a low voice, "Brother Kuan'er, is it fun?"

Jiang Haizhou remembered a joke. A man met a girl with a straight back on the bus, and then leaned over to moles her until he reached down and touched a girl who was bigger than himself. The girl had a thick voice Ask him, "Old Tie, are you excited?"

What should I do if I suddenly find out that my boyfriend is a bigwig who dresses up women one day, I am very anxious to wait online.

He waited for a long time and the person in his arms didn't respond, Jiang Haizhou was a little puzzled, woc couldn't have admitted his mistake, then RIO would be embarrassed.

Unexpectedly, Fufu's body was trembling slightly.

Jiang Haizhou finally realized something was wrong, "What's wrong?"

He wanted to turn the person over his body, but was stopped. Fufu still had a cold female voice, but with a cautious vibrato, "You...would you despise me?"

"What do you dislike?" Jiang Haizhou pretended to be puzzled.

"I mean," he changed back to Jiang Haizhou's longing male voice this time, "Jiang Haizhou, you don't hate me just because of this, do you?"

Jiang Haizhou breathed a sigh of relief, and a big stone fell to his heart. This time, without any hesitation, he directly pulled Fu Kuan away, found his lips and kissed him hard.

"Well……"

Fu Kuan stretched out his arms to hug him, the lipstick on his lips was kissed all over the place, rubbing against his neck and collarbone.

He took advantage of the gap to pant for breath, and suddenly realized that it was a temptation just now, and he was so angry, "Jiang Haizhou, you fucking planned it already!" Otherwise, the two of them would suddenly drink mouthwash so neatly and dry Well? !

"Brother Kuan." Jiang Haizhou bit his Adam's apple, "I finally know why a Band-Aid was put on here a few times ago."

"asshole!"

"Your Adam's apple is not obvious, and I can't see it if you don't stick it."

Fu Kuan said, "Stop kissing."

He dragged Jiang Haizhou to the mirror, "Look for yourself, the lipstick rubbed against my neck!"

Jiang Haizhou didn't let him go, and bit his earlobe, "Then just take a bath here!"

"Jiang Haizhou!" Fu Kuan was anxious, "Don't rub my ass!"

"Brother Kuan, no, Miss Fufu, you're so pretty." Jiang Haizhou turned a deaf ear to Fukuan's words, and put his hands into his clothes to make trouble, "You're playing me to death."

"In the past 20 days, half of my old life has been lost." Jiang Haizhou hugged him tightly, "I have developed more than 100 ways to eat you in my head for a month, and there are two days and one night. , I'm about to eat."

Fu Kuan suddenly became quiet, stretched out his arms to hug Jiang Haizhou's back, buried his head in his neck, and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry."

"I didn't expect it to hit you so hard, it was my fault," he said.

Jiang Haizhou said "baji" several times, and kept kissing his face, "Stupid, I don't blame my wife at all."

Fu Kuan was even more upset, allowing his dishonest hands to touch his waist and buttocks, and suddenly whispered: "You can eat whatever you want."

"What did you say?" Jiang Haizhou paused for breath.

"I said..." Fu Kuan was even more embarrassed, lying on Jiang Haizhou's shoulder with his whole body, his voice was thin and weak, "You can eat me whatever you want."

Jiang Haizhou's body gave a very honest response almost immediately!

"Baby, you are really..." Jiang Haizhou "tsk", how could his Fu Xiaokuan be so cute!

"I wear women's clothing, can you accept it?" Fu Kuan asked him, "If not, I'll change back, I brought men's clothing."

"You are good in anything." Jiang Haizhou let go of the person and looked around carefully, and this time he looked at "Fufu". After chasing a partner in exchange for two daughters-in-law, he caught up with such a good thing in the world, what kind of luck did he have in Jiang Haizhou, which planet he saved in his previous life!

"It's so beautiful!" Jiang Haizhou said, "It's so beautiful!"

"I thought you'd be offended."

"How is it possible?" Jiang Haizhou looked at him seriously, "Fu Kuan is you, Fu Fu is also you, what I like is everything about you, so even if you are a girl, my feelings for you are the same, really Yes, if you wear women's clothes like this and we get along for a while, you will break me straight."

"Pfft, exaggeration." Fu Kuan smiled.

"How did you make the sound?" Jiang Haizhou said, "It's so awesome that you can't hear it at all."

"Learned."

"Have you worked hard?" Jiang Haizhou stroked his hair.

"I like it very much." Fu Kuan shook his head and looked at him while talking, "If you don't like it, I will..."

"I like it!" Jiang Haizhou gently wiped the lipstick mark on his face with a washcloth, "Tomorrow I will go shopping with you to buy a small skirt, I will choose what lipstick I like with you, and I will wear less colored contact lenses in the future, I heard it is not good for the eyes I'll take it off in a while, the wig is fine, I'll get you two cabinets for women's clothes, and another for those cosmetics."

Fu Kuan was a little embarrassed, he blinked, and felt that the gay guy in front of him reacted so strangely, and he was more elated than himself when he talked about women's clothing.

"Did you have this idea before?" He couldn't hold back and asked Jiang Haizhou.

The latter has a kind of embarrassment of being exposed, "Do you remember that you were in the photo studio before, you looked so good, I was thinking how beautiful you would be in a small skirt, and sure enough, eight out of ten people in the bar were watching your."

Fu Kuan pursed his lips. He didn't know that Jiang Haizhou's mouth was like honey, and the flattery he said was sincere, but he didn't feel any anxiety at all, and said, "Okay, I'll wash my face. Go out and talk in a while, okay?"

"Hey!" Jiang Haizhou was silly for a long time, feeling that everything was like a dream, and couldn't help but kiss Fu Kuan again, "Daughter-in-law! Daughter-in-law!"

"...Idiot!" Fu Kuan couldn't laugh or cry, "You go out first."

"I don't." Jiang Haizhou said, "I'm looking at you. What if it's fake and you disappear suddenly? What if this is a hallucination created by my depression for more than 20 days? What if it's a hallucination , I really can’t survive.”

Fu Kuan wanted to laugh when he heard it, but he was more distressed, "Is there any fraud in this, I just want to know how you found out?"

Jiang Haizhou was silent for a moment, and said: "If you like someone very much, sometimes you will be very blind, sometimes you will be terribly smart, sometimes you will be blind, and sometimes you will have sharp eyes."

He seldom said such provocative and artistic things, Fu Kuan only felt that his heart was wrapped in warmth, and there was a burst of sweetness flowing.

"I'm at ease now." Jiang Haizhou said, "That's great."

Fu Kuan touched his hand as a comfort.

"So we...didn't sleep, did we?" Then came the question, Jiang Haizhou said: "If I really fell asleep, with my delirious state at that time, you would definitely not be able to get out of bed."

"No."

"Hey." Jiang Haizhou couldn't say whether he was glad he didn't hurt Fu Kuan or regretted that he didn't eat him, "The blood on the bed..."

"It's real blood." Fu Kuan said flatly, "The knife scratched the wrist."

Jiang Haizhou's complexion changed, "Don't hurt yourself in the future, okay, I will abuse myself while you are playing."

"It's okay." Fu Kuan said, "It's all over."

"Are your ears okay now?"

"Yeah." Fu Kuan said, "Sometimes I get tinnitus, but basically it's fine if I don't get angry, and it doesn't affect my daily hearing."

Fu Kuan added: "I still keep the hearing aid, and I can change it into decorative glasses in the future." Just like you keep the brooch I gave you, no matter how long it takes, as long as it is something you give, I will Keep it safe.

"Fu Xiaokuan, we have reconciled." Jiang Haizhou said.

"Yes." The corners of Fu Kuan's mouth curled up.

"That's good, that's good." Jiang Haizhou said: "Don't scare me again, I want to be with you well, this time I won't let go."

He said, holding Fu Kuan's hand tightly.