After the divorce I became my ex-husband's cat

?? "Meow?" Is it a deal?

?? The little orange cat asked with a threatening look in its eyes, as if Lu Zhimian would hold Yu Fei's thigh and enter the Civil Affairs Bureau on the spot if Lu Zhimian didn't agree...

?? "... OK, deal."

??The brief touch of a wide human palm and a soft cat pad symbolizes a secret agreement between the two parties.

??Yu Fei had just finished replying to Wang Shao's news, when he heard a "deal" without beginning and end, he couldn't help but looked up at one person and one cat: "What deal?"

"...It's nothing, you heard it wrong." The expression on Lu Zhimian's face was watertight, and he switched from a shrewd businessman to a gentle lover in a second, "I asked An'an just now, and it said it wanted to sleep in the car. Come in with us."

?? Received the promise of two cans of cod per day, the extremely satisfied little orange cat nodded cooperatively - it really didn't want to go.

??Yu Fei raised his eyebrows, and intuitively felt that there was something wrong with the one person and one cat in front of him...

??Lu Zhimian changed the subject at the right time: "It's almost time for the appointment, let's go in first."

??The train of thought was interrupted, and Yu Fei's attention was indeed attracted to the most important thing today and the most important thing in the lives of the two of them. He nodded without hesitation: "Okay."

??The Civil Affairs Bureau is different from other dignified government agencies. The decoration of the entire hall is particularly festive, and even the uniforms of the staff are dark red.

?? This place was visited by Yu Fei once three years ago, but the moods of the two visits were obviously very different.

?? When I came here last time, Yu Fei only thought it was a business marriage, and I almost had the idea of ​​working in my heart, so naturally I didn't have the heart to look at this place carefully.

??But this time is different.

??Thinking about becoming a legal couple with his beloved, Yu Fei carefully looked at this place that is very sacred to every lover. There was a wave, and the palms of the nervous hands were sweating.

??At this moment, a touch of warmth fell on the back of his hand.

??Yu Fei didn't need to lower his head to know that it was Lu Zhimian's hand.

??He slightly relaxed the fist he clenched due to nervousness, and Lu Zhimian wrapped his hand gently.

?? Interlocking fingers and sticking palms together.

?? Warmth came from the fingertips of the two tightly clasped, smelling the familiar and reassuring cold cedar fragrance from the nose, Yu Fei's heart inexplicably settled down.

??Led by the lobby staff, the two came to the registration preparation office.

?? "Mr. Lu Zhimian and Mr. Yu Fei who made an appointment at nine o'clock?"

??The staff in the office is a lovely young lady. When she saw the person coming, she was obviously taken aback, and then her eyes lit up.

"Yes." Sensing her gaze, Lu Zhimian frowned slightly, and took a step in front of Yu Fei unobtrusively just to block his sight.

??Obtaining a marriage certificate is not a simple matter. You need to apply first, and you need to confirm the application again after one month.During this month, the Civil Affairs Bureau will send staff to investigate the work, life and health conditions of the two.Until all these are confirmed to be normal, the application will not be officially approved, and the two will be able to get an appointment.

??Of course, achieving all the above does not mean that the marriage certificate will be successfully obtained, because on the day of the appointment, the Civil Affairs Bureau will conduct various tests and assessments. Only when they pass all of them can the two truly become a legal couple ( couple).

??This series of processes lasted for two to three hours, which is why Yu Fei and Lu Zhimian came here early in the morning.

??The staff lady pointed to the two red velvet chairs in front of her with a smile: "Sit down, both of you. We try to start as early as possible, and you can get the certificate earlier." The man blinked.

??Yu Fei & Lu Zhimian: "..." I always feel something weird.

?? After the two sat down, the staff lady handed over two sets of test papers kept in sealed bags.

?? The first test paper is relatively not difficult, because it is a psychological test.

??The Marriage Law of Huaguo stipulates that in order to avoid the occurrence of tragedies after marriage, serious psychological problems and personality disorders are not allowed to marry.

?? Although both Yu Fei and Lu Zhimian have experienced tragic experiences, fortunately, they can give each other a steady stream of spiritual strength and psychological support, so that each other still maintains a yearning for life and the future.

??After the two quickly answered the psychological test questions, a set of general knowledge questions about the current marriage law followed, including questions about pre-marriage, post-marriage and even divorce.

??Yu Fei, who has been studying the question bank for a week, said that he did not panic at all, and calmly filled out the judgment, single-choice and multiple-choice questions.Covering the pen with the cap, Yu Fei raised his head calmly, originally intending to offer some small help to the person next to him, but found——

?? Lu. Didn't finish one question. Zhi. Standard scum. Mian handed in the test paper a long time ago, and even took a leisurely turn to the pen...

?? "...You can't be Meng's answer, right?" Yu Fei asked with some uncertainty, how could it be possible for someone who hasn't done a single question to be more proficient than someone who has studied the question bank for a week?

"No need," Lu Zhimian, who wrote "De" on the left side of his face and "Yi" on the right side, shook his head, "I know these questions by heart." It is worthwhile to study the questions for three months before receiving the certificate.

??Yu Fei: "..."

??Even began to doubt Lu Zhimian's number of marriages.

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??The staff lady at the side saw their flirtatious appearance, and secretly covered her mouth with a smile. Sure enough, it was the same as what was said on the Internet, and it was true!

??The third set of questions is different from the first two sets. There is no standard answer for this question, and the standard answer is only in the hands of both answerers, because——

?? This is a question that tests how two people understand each other.

??There are two blanks at the end of each question. The first one is filled in with the understanding of the other party, and the second one is filled in with your own situation. It is not only your own answer sheet, but also the other party's answer.

??Most of the questions were filled in the blanks. The answering speed of the two of them naturally slowed down. The office was extremely quiet, except for the rustling sound of the pen tip rubbing against the paper.

?? "Pfft——"

??Sudden laughter broke the silence.

?? The other two looked in the direction of the sound——

?? Yu Fei rubbed his nose in embarrassment: "Cough, I'm sorry, I just... think of something happy, so keep going."

??He said so, but the smile lingered on his lips for a long time and refused to dissipate.

??Of course Lu Zhimian didn't believe this excuse. He looked at the test questions, then at Yu Fei, and then at the test questions, with some doubts between his brows. Why didn't he see anything wrong?

?? However, due to the presence of staff, Lu Zhimian didn't ask.

??Actually, Yu Fei laughed at nothing but a fairly common question:

??What is your lover's favorite color??Will there be furniture or decoration of this color in the home shared by the two?

??As soon as he saw this question, Yu Fei immediately remembered the shocking feeling when he was brought into the bedroom by Lu Zhimian for the first time when he became a cat and saw the "colorful black" room.

??He took a pen seriously and answered:

??Black, there are many, many, many.

??…

?? After answering all three sets of test papers, the two came to the waiting room next door. Their test results will be announced within half an hour.

??Almost as soon as he entered the door, Lu Zhimian couldn't wait to say: "What did you think of so happy just now?"

??Yu Fei didn't expect that after such a long time, he still remembered this episode, and touched his nose with a guilty conscience: "It's nothing..."

?? "Which question on the test paper?" Before Yu Fei finished speaking, Lu Zhimian quickly asked the second question.

??The words came out of my mouth before I had time to think: "Just the question about the color."

??The voice fell for a full three seconds before Yu Fei realized——

?? I was stereotyped.

??Yu Fei: "..."

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"Color?" Lu Zhimian's expression became more and more confused, "What's wrong with the color?"

?? Yu Fei didn't answer his question directly, and cleared his throat: "Then what, how about renovating the house after marriage? I'm quite good at this." Speaking of his profession, Yu Fei's waist They all straightened up quite a bit.

?? Hearing his words, Lu Zhimian suddenly had an idea, and narrowed his eyes slightly: "You are laughing at the master bedroom on the third floor? Doesn't black look good?"

?? "It's beautiful," Yu Fei tried his best to hold back a smile, "But whoever is a normal person can make the whole room dark..."

?? Before he finished speaking, he felt a strong attack——

??Yu Fei was brought into Lu Zhimian's arms.

??The two are so close that Yu Fei can count the eyelashes of the "culprit" who clearly has malicious intentions in his eyes, so close that the breaths of both sides are slowly intertwined, so close...

??Yu Fei suddenly remembered those heart-pounding and red-faced scenes last night.

??He wanted to break free from Lu Zhimian's embrace, but a strong arm stretched across his waist, making him unable to struggle.

??Yu Fei tilted his head slightly, avoiding Lu Zhimian's increasingly dangerous eyes, and lowered his voice: "Are you crazy? This is the Civil Affairs Bureau, and there are many staff next door."

"What's the matter if I give my lover a hug?" Lu Zhimian's tone was quite righteous, and Lu Zhimian cast a teasing glance at his arms, "Or... some people are thinking wrong?"

?? "Lu Zhimian!" Yu Fei looked at the speaker angrily like a cat whose tail was stepped on, "Who wants to be wrong?!"

?? Lu Zhimian smiled and said nothing, because this reaction happened to vividly explain the four words - take a seat.

?? It was not until a long while before Yu Fei realized that his blushing cheeks instantly warmed up. He simply buried his head in Lu Zhimian's chest, and said in a muffled but smiling voice, "I've failed my studies ,fatty."

?? Hearing the nickname "Little Fatty", Lu Zhimian visibly froze. He lowered his head and bit lightly with his teeth on Yu Fei's red auricle, which he couldn't hide: "Both each other, little ears."

?? After three seconds, both of them laughed silently.

??At this moment--

?? "knock knock"

?? There was a knock on the door of the waiting room.

??Raising his head quickly, Yu Fei quickly pushed Lu Zhimian: "Someone is here, let me go."

??Lu Zhimian was unmoved: "Unless you kiss me."

??Yu Fei: "..." Fuck!

??The door was knocked again, and the person in front of him didn't seem to be loose at all... Yu Fei had no choice but to quickly reach out and kiss him on the lips with a "chirp".

??Lu Zhimian seemed a little surprised: "Hey, I just wanted you to kiss my face, but I didn't expect you to be so enthusiastic..."

?? "It's almost enough! Don't get cheap and act like a good boy!" Yu Fei laughed angrily.

??Lu Zhimian then slowly let go of him, and gave a gentlemanly salute: "Obey."

?? Yu Fei glanced at him angrily, straightened his collar and hair before saying loudly: "Please come in."

The one who came in was the little girl who asked them to do the test questions next door. She had a strange look on her face, as if she wanted to laugh but was trying so hard not to laugh, causing the corners of her mouth to twitch. She spoke slowly:

?? "Gentlemen, cough, the sound insulation of our rooms is generally not very good."

?? "And, this waiting room is located on the 'traffic artery' between the various departments of the Civil Affairs Bureau... Then what, do you understand what I mean?"

??Yu Fei & Lu Zhimian: "..."

??The author has something to say: Tomorrow is the end of the main text︿(￣︶￣)︿

??感谢在2020-10-2522:08:42~2020-10-2709:45:04期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

??Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 8 bottles of butterflies around the cold branches;

?? Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!